Why is this haircut so popular in Eastern Europe?

[Anonymous No.15930541]

[Anonymous No.15930620]

>>15930541
Garyboldy core

[Anonymous No.15930790]

>>15930541
N64Controller core

[Anonymous No.15930836]

strelokcore

[Anonymous No.15930839]

>>15930541
High test

[Anonymous No.15930937]

>>15930541
And the netherlands

[Anonymous No.15931074]

>>15930937
should I move to the netherlands if i like tall white guys with that hairline?

[Anonymous No.15931092]

[Anonymous No.15931253]

>>15930541
It's not a specific haircut nor is it necessarily popular. What you have right there is an overgrown buzzcut combined with a low-class Russian phenotype that often comes with a specific pattern of receding hairline.

[Anonymous No.15931259]

>>15930541
There was a kid who sat in front of me in one of my classes last year who had that. His crown area was dense as could be, but nonexistant past the midway point of his head, but he still let it grow. He also wore suits everyday and had an abundance of funny ties. I wonder if he posts here.

[Anonymous No.15931268]

>>15931259
pretty based

[Anonymous No.15931290]

>>15930541
I knew a guy who had this hairline when he was like 14. Poor guy still hasn't let go.

[Anonymous No.15931427]

>>15931259
sounds pretty cool

[Anonymous No.15931443]

>>15931092
the chad embrace

[Anonymous No.15931584]

/M E R Z C O R E/

[Anonymous No.15931588]

>>15930541
Is every eastern european man lookiong like Nico Bellic?

[Anonymous No.15931619]

>>15931588
Yes

[Anonymous No.15931723]

>>15930541
High rates of stress, depression, and alcoholism.

[Anonymous No.15931817]

>>15931074
I guess but in keep in mind they are shy and know nothing about romance. Be ready to be treated the same way as a man and split bills.

[Anonymous No.15931820]

>>15930541
>Why is this haircut so popular in Eastern Europe?
perhaps drugs like finasteride are just less popular in eastern europe

[Anonymous No.15931829]

>>15931588
BROTIP: "Eastern Europe" isn't a single monolithic country. Very few people actually look like those tracksuited 90s street thugs every burger likes to meme about.

[Anonymous No.15931838]

>>15931588
Yes
>>15931829
diaspora detected

[Anonymous No.15931909]

>>15931829
cringe

[Anonymous No.15931937]

>>15930620
*Garibaldi*
Fukn idiot.

[Anonymous No.15932548]

>>15930541
Alcohol and Krokodil

[Anonymous No.15932702]

>>15930541
caring about balding is for home of sexuals
no idea why they refuse to shave tho

[Anonymous No.15932773]

>>15932702
found the baldie

[Anonymous No.15932799]

>>15931937
You are welcome to kiss my solar plexus, little imbecile. I will call him Garyboldy whenever I want.

[Anonymous No.15932817]

>>15930541
What a pethetic thread. 27 replies and not a single one cares about OP concern. I am a Russian, I will answer your question.
You can not compare West and East Europe. We were never out of war since WW2 and communism, even if the war is only against our own people. Suffering is a deep part of everyones lifes here if you are not a mobster, oligarch or corrupt government official your life is shit. Harsh living conditions start at birth, permanent existential dread starts to set in in teenage years and never goes away. The depression also never goes away and with this depression comes hyperconsciousness. We only see the bad because that is all there is. We have no shiny toys to distract ourselfes and are not as braindead and blind as the West. On one hand you envy them on the other you pity them. We all live in hell, but at least we know it. This leads to a sense of hopelessness, the world did not go to shit since [irrelevant event], it was always and will always be this way. We have to eat shit all our lives and ask for seconds with a smiling face. The suffering is always there. Religion is so strong here because we want to escape but if you see religious leaders driving around in expensive western cars with kilograms of gold on their bodies you become dejected. Working >40 hours a week in a job you hate just to earn barely enough to pay taxes, rent and food sucks away at your soul. But everyone just accepts >40 hour work weeks because they are the most normal thing in the world for them, never questioning how fucked up it is you work more than you have time for yourself, the West especially like said earlier. Physical health starts declining as early as in your twenties, the most cruel illnesses too, they don't kill you, just lower your already extremely low quality of life even further.
Now ask yourself this:Would you care about a vanity like falling out hair with a life like this? When mine did at around 19 years old, I did not and still do not.

[Anonymous No.15932818]

>>15931588
Yes

[Anonymous No.15932837]

>>15930541
How do I ask for that haircut?

[Anonymous No.15932853]

>>15931817
Sounds like they know everything about romance, and aren't gullible in the age of equality.
>>15932837
It's a fucking buzzcut.

[Anonymous No.15932883]

>>15932817
pidoraha cringe

[Anonymous No.15933012]

>>15932817
HAHAHAHHA JUST MOVE LOSER!

[Anonymous No.15933014]

>>15931817
go fuck yourself leech

[Anonymous No.15933042]

>>15930541
how do i fix this bros?

[Anonymous No.15933159]

>>15933014
Umm?

>>15933042
It's over

[Anonymous No.15933170]

That's not a haircut it's just normal guy hair. First you have a normal amount of testosterone and reach age 35-40 or so, and then you cut it short like you always did because you're a guy. Bam, you've got this "haircut" and unless you're a metrosexual pansy nooobody gives a shit.

[Anonymous No.15933351]

>>15933170
>nooobody gives a shit.
Young girls do

[Anonymous No.15933362]

dirt genetics make it easy to be a Norwood 4

[Anonymous No.15933436]

>>15931584
how can people like this guy ?

[Anonymous No.15933504]

>>15931584
Based

>>15933436
it's a meme for some but the general idea is that him and Macron are a new type of neoliberal leader that take geopolitics seriously (though Merz will probably not be relevant now that he didn't get elected as head of the CDU)

[Anonymous No.15933519]

>>15933042
if you already have ops pic, then there is not reverting it

[Anonymous No.15934319]

>>15932817
lmao cheers Vlad

[Anonymous No.15934462]

I've got one spot of hair in the front, kinda like pick related and I wonder if it wouldn't be better to shave that spot off and just buzz the rest.

[Anonymous No.15935376]

>>15934462
Shave it off, it's over.

[Anonymous No.15935912]

>>15932817
didn't read lmao

[Anonymous No.15936617]

>>15933362
my brother...

[Anonymous No.15937382]

>>15930541
Slavs literally start balding in their teens, so norwooded up hairlines dont matter since every adult male has them and theres less of a metrosexual culture (except among the rich big city teens ofcourse)

[Anonymous No.15937589]

>>15931829
this

[Anonymous No.15938100]

>>15930541
That's called a receeding hairline m8, it's just genetics.

[Anonymous No.15939950]

>>15931829
cope

[Anonymous No.15940471]

>>15930541
Slav genetics here. There is no escape besides a transplant.

At least infinite slav sleaze potential, and that is fine with me.

I hate this metrosexual rope attitude to male pattern baldness, just play with it, if nothing works just shave it off.

[Anonymous No.15940826]

>>15933014
Based

[Anonymous No.15941053]

Peak masculinity

[Anonymous No.15941069]

>>15930541

[Anonymous No.15941119]

>>15932817
lol you're a fag dude

[Anonymous No.15941131]

>>15933504
>neoliberal leader that take geopolitics seriously
Funny how you can get away with selling out to the rich if at least you're not selling out to the chinese.