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How do I dress to get a gf like pic related?

>> No.15792036

>>15791959
just be jewish (and rich)

>> No.15792040

>>15792036
ok, am rich and let an old man bite off the tip of my pp
now what

>> No.15792043

>>15792040
wait for the mental illness to kick in

>> No.15792049

>>15791959
Don’t shower, don’t wear shoes

>> No.15792053

>>15791959
isn’t she a minor?

>> No.15792057

>>15792053
Your point being...?

>> No.15792060

>>15791959
Are you a girl?

>> No.15792065

>>15792060
I could be

>> No.15792146

>>15791959
AIDS Herpes Gonorrhea
Scabies and crabs
Think you want them down your pants?
No, you raging fuck

>> No.15792198

>>15792053
Yeah 17 going on 18 is minor

>> No.15792207
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15792207

>>15791959
My first serious gf looked like that and she broke my heart big time. It's been 13 years, now I'm married and have a wife that is (and looks) 10 times better and I STILL suffer thinking about that bitch. Fucking hell, women are dangerous, I envy gays big time

>> No.15792427
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15792427

Follow her advice.

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bja8qpqlgXj/

>> No.15792582

>Cunt Starr

:3

>> No.15793263

>>15792207
Pretty much the same. I've spent a whole day looking at cuntstarr after I found her because she looked so similar to the first girl I've been involved with. What the fuck is this phenotype

>> No.15793735

>>15791959
Go to a pride rally and talk to the 'bi' girls. One of them will know a chick like this. This is the phenotype of a fake /LGBT/ girl who does a lot of woke shit for attention.
>>15792207
This is what the fags always talk about when they say 'making it' pining over some used up roastie?

>> No.15794199
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How do I dress to get a gf like pic related?

>> No.15794218
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15794218

>>15791959

>> No.15795235

>>15791959
be white
probably helps if youre not morbidly obese

>> No.15795243

>>15791959
Looks like that bitch that sung gucci gucci louis louis basic bitches wear that shit so I don't even bother

>> No.15795249

be tall have long hair grow a mustache have tattoos

>> No.15795254

>>15795243
look at this fuckin millennial

>> No.15795261

>>15792427
Why aren't women funny. It's so weird.

>> No.15795391

>>15795261
well, there are some that are truly funny
i think it comes down to social pressure
women gain very little from being funny while its extremely important for men
lisa hanawalt invented bojack horseman though and her jokes are perfect