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Hello everyone! So here's the things. I am law student. I wanna know from y'all how to dress properly as law student so i can impress girls in my college and then fuck them?

Thank you. desu: Don't mess with me, i can sue you. Hahaha. Just kidding.

>> No.15765527
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>>15765521
Law student here. I dress in all black thight clothes.
I only recieve compliments and stares from men though.

>> No.15765531

Are you a poojeet

>> No.15765576

>>15765521
If I help teach you how to dress yourself...can I use your service for free when you pass the bar?

>> No.15765766

>>15765521
don't be that retard that dresses in a full suit even though he's just in first semester, dress nicely as any person would and when you need to use something formal find a suit that compliments your frame, bitches love suits

>> No.15765794

>>15765521
If you can't bullshit your way into a girls pants your gonna be a piss poor lawyer.

>> No.15765799

>>15765521
Are you at a least a T5? if not you can just wear some vineyard vines or some shit nobody cares

>> No.15765915

>>15765521
If you aren't going to a T14 you are basically screwed OP. Lawyers have a bimodal distribution in earnings. Enjoy your shitty wage and debt and having to work so hard for nothing.

>> No.15766300

Homie trying to look good on a zoom lecture lol

>> No.15767213

>>15765521
Well anon, t14 or pleb?

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t6 anon here ama

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>>15765521
>>15765799
>>15765915
>>15767213
>>15767243
>attending rank #15 school

>> No.15767270

>>15767263
team t20 full ride

>> No.15767283

>>15767270
really is should be t23 if you only care about making money
https://www.ilrg.com/rankings/law/median
the t5 or t14 or whatever is mostly about powerful connections. You can easily work in big law if you attend any school in the top 20

>> No.15767290

>>15765521
Patagonia fleece, check flannel shirt, straight fitted jeans or trousers, new balance 574 sneakers

Normcore is a safe and responsible fit very popular with young professionals. Keep yourself well groomed at all times and you’ll be a pussy magnet, enjoy yourself anon

>> No.15767342

>>15767283
while that may be true if you’re in the top chunk of your class, it’s certainly not EASY by any means below the t14. the issue dipping below is the risk of ending up without anything at all, or ending up at non-biglaw if you’re below median & have loans to pay back.

so, it’s less that t20 grads don’t have plenty of great opportunities still and more that there’s a much higher risk of truly bad outcomes.

that said - a full ride to a t20 is cash unless you really care about prestige and/of the most competitive positions

>> No.15767345

>>15767290
can confirm am wearing patagonia fleece as we speak

>> No.15767421

>>15767290
I accept your opinion except the new balence part. Fuck new balence. These shoes always has been for fags magatard. I have been wearing converse Chuck Taylor and i am love these shoes so much.

>> No.15767431

>ITT: Larpers giving larpers bad advice on how to larp being a lawyer

>> No.15767483

>>15767283
the lower you go the harder it is though. t14 is a pretty good cutoff where even the worst kids in the schools still have a really good chance of making big bucks. as you go lower, the offers decrease and you'll definitely have to work harder and network for the same post-grad outcomes. below t50 and I question you even going to law school unless you actually want to "help" people, ie working with retarded common folk who will hate you regardless for being a lawyer that costs "so much".

>> No.15767663

>>15767421
>magatard
I’m european and a communist, lol
>new balence
Chuck’s are uncomfortable as fuck and give off a childish vibe, dudes trying to actually get pussy needs to give off responsible adult vibes not edgy kid desperately trying to be “alternative” that shit repels pussy

>> No.15767672

>>15767663
But Chuck Taylor are comfortable in my foots. It’s personal perspective. Chuck Taylor also timeless and gave me retro vibe plus these shoes kinda match with everything.

New balence is expensive as fuck. I am not rich kid who live in first world country like you. What a fucking retard.

>> No.15767701

>>15767672
>New balence is expensive as fuck.
60 to 80 usd, not really expensive at all
>I am not rich kid who live in first world country like you
Then just wear dusty ass sandals like all the other fucking Indians, you are not gonna impress any girls pajeet, go get a job and buy food for your starving family, what’s the point of fashion when you shit in the street?

>> No.15767702

>>15765521
>so i can impress girls in my college and then fuck them
are you of the negro race by any chance? Otherwise you are screwed

>> No.15767704

>>15767702
I think it’s probably more difficult for blacks you almost never see them with attractive women

>> No.15767707

>>15767702
I am asian who live in Indonesia, Dude. Best country ever in asia.

>> No.15767712

>>15767704
But most beautiful women love black dicks. So you are wrong, retard.

>> No.15767715

>>15767707
>Best country ever in asia
best turd in the bowl, congrats

>> No.15767719

>>15767704
What a fucking denial. Most beautiful women love black dicks. Stupid white men. Fuck u

>> No.15767720

>>15767707
Nope the best country for fashion, women and lifestyle is obviously Japan, then second is South Korea, then probably Thailand then the Philippines

Indonesia is a Muslim shithole, comparable to Pakistan or North Korea

>> No.15767723

>>15767719
Learn to speak english you fucking monkey, go prey to allah and rape your family’s goat lol

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>Learn to speak english you fucking monkey, go prey to allah and rape your family’s goat lol

>> No.15767742

>>15767720
North Korea is miles ahead of the USA.

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>>15767723
“Y0u Fuck1ng M0nkEy.” Lol.

>> No.15767993

>>15767736
>>15767749
Inshallah brother
>>15767742
I agree