How do you shower yourself?

[Anonymous No.15668133]

When showering what is the most efficient way to clean yourself?

[Anonymous No.15668159]

>>15668133
What was the fucking deal with these two

[Anonymous No.15668162]

Recently I used conditioner only, didn't shower the day after, then used shampoo and conditioner the next day. My hair is soft as fuck now. It was pretty dry before.

[Anonymous No.15668246]

>>15668133
soap and shampoo?

[Anonymous No.15668265]

>>15668133
TWINKS

[Anonymous No.15668362]

>>15668133
Turn on water
Rinse
Condition hair, rinse
Face cleanser, rinse
Turn off water
Soap up entire body
Rinse
Takes me like 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.15668402]

>>15668362
>15 minutes
wasting water faggot

[Anonymous No.15668422]

>>15668402
I literally said turn it off when you soap yourself retard

[Anonymous No.15668660]

>water on
>rinse hair thoroughly with water
>apply shampoo
>brush my teeth while shampoo is in hair
>rinse hair and apply conditioner
>soap up while conditioning
>face scrub while conditioning and soap'd up
>rinse
simple as

[Anonymous No.15668734]

I hope you guys remember to squeeze excess water out of your hair before applying conditioner.

[Anonymous No.15668798]

I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

[Anonymous No.15668829]

>>15668734
why?

[Anonymous No.15668846]

>>15668734
how am i meant to use conditioner? I put it on after shampoo while im still in the shower and leave it for like 3 mins before rinsing off

[Anonymous No.15668873]

duration: 3-5 minutes

I get undressed
I weigh myself
I wait until the water is warm enough
I get into the bathtub and stand with crossed arms, directing the water to my heart
I close my eyes, think of Teresa, of an existence in a parallel world and start to pee
I foam up my penis with the soap and rinse with the water
I foam up the area around the anus with soap while simultaneously rinsing with water
I foam up my stomach and rinse with water
I repeat this, only shorter, with the armpits, chest, arms and thighs
I wash the soap as hot as possible for about 2 minutes
I leave the bathtub
I weigh myself and am all the more happy the greater the weight difference is

[Anonymous No.15668889]

>>15668133
Head and Shoulders on hair. Really use your nails to exfoliate you scalp. Scrub and rinse once.
Tresemme Thick and Full Conditioner scrub and rise once.
Dove Unscented or Sensitive skin beauty bar. I only wash behind ear, armpits, asscrack, gooch, genitalia, and feet. Just scrub with the bar of soap and then rise.
Finally turn off water and use your hands to squeegee off excess water then dry off with a towel. I use the same towel without washing for 30+ days using this method.

[Anonymous No.15668996]

>>15668798
Fuck you

[Anonymous No.15669954]

>>15668734
why??

[Anonymous No.15670839]

>>15668159
It doesn’t matter what the deal was, don’t listen to them, just kill those disgusting machines

[Anonymous No.15671575]

>>15668133
hahah

[Anonymous No.15672470]

>>15671575
imagine

[Anonymous No.15672482]

So were they fucking or what

[Anonymous No.15672617]

>>15668159
Something about machines emulating humans. They're basically irrelevant to the story.

[Anonymous No.15672641]

>wake up at 6am
>go for a run
>dress down in the bathroom
>clean face with cold water
>jump into bathtub and spray self with cold water
>wa la
t. nopoo, nosoap :^)

[Anonymous No.15672649]

>>15668829
>>15669954
lol

based low iq poster