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Just got an arthoe gf and her pussy fucking stinks PHEEEE-EWWW

>> No.15667938
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>>15667916
i’m about to dump mine soon as our lease ends
>showers once a week
>brushes her teeth once every 3 weeks
>always steals my weed and cigs never pays
> always taken shrooms and molly
>steals my clothes
>everytime we go shopping she steals
>dad gives her $200 week for allowance
>sex is just so boring
>pussy smells so bad i hate eating her out now
>refuses to give me head
>just lays on her stomach for doggy
>does nothing productive all day besides drugs and watching love island
>she only listens to the most popular song on spotify of an artist
>tfw bitch tricked me into thinking she liked industrial and post punk
>has crashed my car and gotten 5 speeding tickets
>muh communism muh marx
>has never read any books on it just paraphrases shit from twitter

>> No.15667980

>>15667916
I had a summer job and worked with this petite arthoe at a shop. She was kind of cute but messy (which isn't a huge deal) but she also stank out of her mouth like literal shit. What's up with these disgusting people?

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>>15667916
one time I came in my ex like 4 days in a row and her pussy started smelling like Chinese food

>> No.15668019

>>15667938
What tempted you into moving in w such a person? Didn’t you see the signs?

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>>15667986

>> No.15668029

>>15667938
Your future ex sounds based. How long are you dating?

>> No.15668039
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15668039

>>15668020

>> No.15668040

>>15667986
holy based

>> No.15668045

>>15667938
Dump her, she is using you.

>> No.15668050

>>15668045
dump her now*

>> No.15668052

>>15667938
there's no way she goes 3 weeks without brushing her teeth

>> No.15668057

>>15668052
Idk anon when I was little I went like 4 years without ever brushing my teeth and developed dental plague so it's not too unbelievable.

>> No.15668139

>>15667938
you should dissolve her in acid jesus christ i hope this isnt real

>> No.15668150

>>15667938
Sounds based, i want her

>> No.15668158

>>15667938
kill her nigga wtf

>> No.15668172

>>15667938
Based NEET gf

>> No.15668181

my gf pussy smells like a cookout cheddar style burger

>> No.15668196

>>15668057
what the hell is wrong with you

>> No.15668199

>>15668057
what the fuck

>> No.15668240

>>15667938
Who the fuck pays for apprenticeship that's got to be trade school bate

>> No.15668245

>>15667938
jim fucked up and didnt go to any number of grad schools that want a philosphy degree,
joe spent his early 20s seeing his boys party and fuck, wishing he hadn't settled for his now ballooned HS sweetheart

Chad
> Some easy business major (marketing, comm., etc.)
> Went to cheap state school, joined fraternity, and actually used colleg for what it's meant for, to build connections
> Spent 4 years fucking around, partying, smashing sluts
> went to networking events, got internships by being a likeable guy
> Now 35, making $120K a year as a mid-level manager, while Jim is still working at starbucks,
and Joe is still doing the same work he's done for the past 15 years and his body starts to give out (not earning $80K, kek more like $45-65K if lucky)

>> No.15668262

>>15668196
Don't worry, I got it removed and brush my teeth twice in a day now.

>> No.15668423

>>15668245
>building connections at a cheap state school
or you can go to a top school and make $120k straight out of undergrad doing consulting/IB like me. state school faggots get mogged.

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>>15667938
Had an ex like that and that’s why I steer clear from art hoes since they’re spineless pseudo radical liberals and often have frivolous personalities.

>> No.15668441

>>15667938
Once you live with a person you really get to see what’s wrong with them, sorry bro

>> No.15668443

>>15668423
Or you can use family connections to get on the advisory board of a company with $240k starting salary for basically doing no work.

>> No.15668444

>>15668423
consulting for what?

>> No.15668450

>>15668423
Consulting and IB are great training for how to suck off a boardroom by agonizing over Powerpoint presentations and Excel spreadsheets
t. Yale

>> No.15668466

>>15667916
she dresses like diaperchu lmao

>> No.15668506

>>15668466
*pamperchu

>> No.15668550

>>15668039
>replying

Confirmed cringe and possibly LARP

>> No.15668562

>>15667938
LMFAO

>> No.15668624

>>15668057
White people...

>> No.15668627

>>15668057
>dental plague

>> No.15668630

>>15668423
>or you can work harder and have less fun for the same result
What did he mean by this

>> No.15669898

>>15668181
Based

>> No.15669933

>>15667938
god this sounds so much like my last relationship, i feel for you bud. i was literally counting down the days in my mind until i knew i would be able to move out and break up with her.

>> No.15669940

>>15668423
>or you can go to a top school
maybe you can mr. smartypants but Im dumb as hell

>> No.15669941

>>15668423
lol this is a fucking larp

t. went to Caltech and 90% of the grads I know are unemployed atm

>> No.15669942

ForeverAlone.png

>> No.15669962

>>15669941
CalTech is really different than other top schools though. Only like 1000 undergrads means there are not many networking opportunities or recruiting events unless you want to go to grad school or work for JPL.

>> No.15669981

>>15667938
I majored in history and make 80k 2 years post grad working for the government and basically doing nothing. Just go to a good school, get good grades, and intern at gov agencies or local municipalities. I make history video games on my computer half the day while getting paid. I have no ambition to move up the ranks which serves me well because raises are incremental by seniority regardless of performance and I will never be fired. I put half my income in investments, planning on moving to a cheap country and retiring in 10 years
imagine actually falling for the stemcuck and tradie meme

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>>15667938
The fuck

>> No.15670591

>>15668181
My gf's morning pussy smells EXACTLY like a freshly opened bag of fritos. I kind of like it, but it's been no morning sex for over a year cause I mentioned it once and she got real mad and self-conscious.

>> No.15670636

god i wish my pussy didnt smell...
I clean around it regularly but it still is ahem... pungent.
kinda makes me not want to have sex ever again

>> No.15670717

Dicks dont smell like anything when washed but pussies still do

Wjy is that?

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>dental plague

>> No.15670754

>>15670717
there is a hole with a microbiome and a lot more creases for sweat/bacteria to chill. dicks are pretty simple anatomically. especially if youre cut

>> No.15670764

>>15670636
You want my tongue to give it a deep cleaning, babe?

pls be in seattle or turn your trip back on "me"

You have thrush or a hormonal problem, by the way, cleaning will not solve it.

>> No.15670779

>>15667986
DISCUSTING

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>>15667986

>> No.15670847

>>15668624
the comment i was looking for.

>> No.15670857

Only one "arthoe" I visited and stayed the night with when traveling

>Told me she cleaned her dorm right before I showed up (I was 22, she was 21)
>I drop my bag off at hers, we drive to downtown
>Seems nice enough, only ever briefly knew her when we were both in high school, she dated a then ex-friend
>Said she had a huge crush on me even when she dated him
whywouldyousaythat.lmao
>Type of feminist that has her bumper littered with feminist platitude stickers. Says she rarely drives and "wouldn't if my parents didn't make me get a license at 18"
>Said she always liked taller guys and she only ever dated guys her height before, wants to feel small for once
>Say that's not very body positive, not very feminist of her
>Laughter like I've never heard a woman do
>Figure she must really like me if I can get away with that
>Dinner
>She didn't seem to shower
>One of the first things at home she wanted to do was show me her new bong
>We have very bad sex.
>Go down on her, doesn't even attempt to go down on me
>She's got sprout-pubes that are disturbing, a mushroom-sized mole on her hip and she laid there the whole time giving me what I imagine was meant to be seductive looks but just looked like she was staving off an aneurism.
>Also trying to volley our heads back and forth while kissing like she probably saw in Casablanca. Grabbed her neck to keep her from breaking mine
>For some reason pussy itself felt phenomenal though. Still think about it to this day
>I go to toss the condom on the off chance she's nuts
>She tells me that night when we're in bed "I really like you"
>"I had a good time" I reply
She dies inside
>We go to sleep, for being so petite she snores like a freight train
>Next morning she wants a kiss goodbye, I oblige awkwardly
>Text her and tell her I had a nice time but don't think we're compatible

She really was/is a nice person, but that was such a fever dream of an adventure I tend to forget it ever happened.

>> No.15670879

>>15667938
>bitch tricked me into thinking she liked industrial and post punk

Kek

>> No.15670916

>>15670857
my mentally unstable ex's pussy felt amazing. there must be some correlation. god only gives you limited stat points to allocate

>> No.15670961

My ex is an art girl... wouldn’t called her a “hoe”, I was only the second guy she’s been with.
>In KKE
>Literal communist
>Still hates Gypsies
>Poor
>Has fat ass and nice hips
>Kind of crazy
>Good in bed
>Protests unironically
>Immature

>> No.15670990

>>15668240
doesn't paid apprenticeship mean that you are getting paid while being an apprentice, so like a paid internship

>> No.15670994

>>15667916
That fish smell is fine female pheromones and hormones. As long as it’s not unbearable it’s totally fine. Pubes are sexy as fuck (As long as they’re maintained) and show developmental maturity, not to mention they add sweet musky overtones to the overall pussy smell

You either need to man the fuck up or you could be gay

>> No.15671043

how the hell do you guys get over the smell?

>> No.15671150

>>15670990
yes

>> No.15671201

>>15667938
>tfw no neet arthoe gf

>> No.15671406

>>15670916
bpd pussy is amazing and god is not just

>> No.15671424

>>15671043
i spray it with some febreze

>> No.15671442

>>15667916
can you guys post more art hoe fits? I'm obsessed with them. they are my dream girls.

>> No.15671443

>>15667916
It's probably all hairy with like sweaty moisture droplets everywhere

>> No.15671531

>>15670857
>She's got sprout-pubes that are disturbing, a mushroom-sized mole on her hip and she laid there the whole time giving me what I imagine was meant to be seductive looks but just looked like she was staving off an aneurism.
Holy shit I had the same thing a while back. Awful experience. You faggots all used to tell me art hoes were worth it and great to fuck but it was all lies.

>> No.15671534

>>15671043
I used to dab some cologne on my upper lip so breathing through my nose was okay. I also used to spray the sheets with some nice scents too in the hopes it would overwhelm the pussy smell, it was a 50/50 success depending on how gross she was.

>> No.15671538
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What kind of guys attract art hoes? Do they go for a male equivalent of art hoe or is there a different type? I never see art hoes out with guys or their bf so I've never seen what the guy would dress like.

>> No.15671585

>>15667916
..

>> No.15671604

>>15670857
>what I imagine was meant to be seductive looks but just looked like she was staving off an aneurism.
toppest of all keks

>> No.15671957

>>15671538
Graffiti writers, drug users who have status due to having drugs or hold good parties, etc.
Slightly criminal dudes, but not hardcore bikers, nor nerds or normies.

>> No.15672254

>>15671957
I find it hard to believe all the guys in here that fucked art hoes fall into the category of being drug users and criminals, everyone here is too autistic to be any of those.

>> No.15672263

>>15671538
Just lift and become alt-chad

>> No.15672265

>>15672263
>alt-chad
explain

>> No.15672284

>>15672265
All the trappings of a regular chad (muscular, confident, etc) but alternative image and interests

>> No.15672289

>>15672284
i dont know what an alt image even is anymore. all that comes to mind is really limp wristed faggy college students.

>> No.15672290

>>15672284
lol why is the west so obsessed with plain chads

Alt Chads ain’t any better

chad nerd is god tier because not everybody is jacked and intelligent

>> No.15672299

>>15672290
this. instead of culling dumbfuck chads, send them to war or deadly reality tv for society’s enjoyment
elves and chads will rule over the world

>> No.15672335

>>15672299
cringe perfectible human idealism
fat ugly bastard fucks will continue to rule the world now and forevermore

>> No.15672341

>>15667938
What the fuck did you expect? Idiotic ideologies means the person is probably an idiot and probably is just looking for a sugar daddy to give them drugs

>> No.15672342

>>15672284
>>15672289
>>15672290
>>15672299
>>15672335
This is the start of another heated debate as to the nature of humanity as seen on a previous cop or not thread can’t wait

>> No.15672353

>>15672342
It's pretty simple, "x-chad" is just somebody who looks at their best combined with their natural interests. Anybody can attain this, if they have discipline and a plan.

>> No.15672443

>>15668444
consulting these nuts

>> No.15672467

>>15670857
Tf are sprout-pubes?

>> No.15672679

>>15670847
racist
reported

>> No.15672792

i had a latina gf who's pussy smelled like some kind of hot sauce
i had a white gf who's pussy smelled like generic cereal that had been sitting out for a while

not complaining. would eat out again

>> No.15672812

>>15670994
>stinky hairy pussy cope detected

how about its not someone else's fault that you refuse get your pussy under control