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How should a landlord dress?

>> No.15668072

Like hannibal

>> No.15668095

>>15667770
kill yourself

>> No.15668107

>>15667770
preferably lying on the floor wearing bloodied clothing with bullet holes.

>> No.15668112

>>15667770
Wifebeater

>> No.15668117

funeral attire

>> No.15668247

>>15667770
With a shotgun in your mouth

>> No.15668254
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>>15667770
Like this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4Ytv8CikWY

>> No.15668259

>>15668254
BASED

>> No.15668570

>>15668254
holy based

>> No.15668591

lmfao based af. Funny because its true. If you're paying rent or mortgage in any way, u are getting bent over and fucked in the ass by your landlord. Hows it feel throwing anywhere from 500-5000 a month on rent? hahahaha

>> No.15668592

>>15667770
OP, you have discovered a fucking salt-mine.

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>>15667770

>> No.15668854
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15668854

Left but only if you own at least 1% of the total wealth of your country

>> No.15668857

>>15667770
COPE, I MOG THE LANDLORD AND I OWN HIS WIFE

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>>15667770

>> No.15668888

>>15667770
It doesn't matter you're gonna look like a bastard as soon as you address that you're a landlord

>> No.15669063

>>15668107
hahaahhaahha poor

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>>15668254
this is better

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>>15667770
oh my god I cannot wait to buy some property and build a landlord empire. There is nothing more in the world that I want to do than larp as a low level feudal lord ruling over a fiefdom which pays for all my expenses while I pursue frivolous passions like art, literature, sailing, and local politics. I want my personal house to be on a hill overlooking all my rental properties so I can watch my peasants wake up and go to work, and afterwards I can come down and play up the role of the benevolent noble partaking in the simplistic but pure daily enjoyments of the serfs in order to mentally get away with the high minded and lofty subjects of the nobility. Maybe once a year I can invite the rentserfs to a outdoor dinner in the front yard of my large home to show goodwill to my god given property. If I spot particularly intelligent serf children I can groom them into becoming my ward and eventually workers for my own children by providing them with education and experience. Absolve rent some months to instill good will and reputation, rentserfs will be scared to leave such a beneficial arrangement and will force themselves to stay and keep paying me rent
soon...

>> No.15670000

>>15667770
Sweatpants and a wifebeater, duh

smoke a cigar when you pound on their door for rent too

>> No.15670011

>>15669989
extreme cringe

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15670052

>>15667770
Like the Jew you are

>> No.15670080

>>15667770
Fuck this pic is funny, especially the brainlet

>> No.15670082

>>15669989
feudalists wet dream

>> No.15670086

>>15667770
like a boss, in a suit, driving a maserati and wearing a ROLEX.

>> No.15670089

>>15669989
holy based

>> No.15670113

>>15670052
God I hate Adam.
Also that fit is ruined by not including a watch.

>> No.15670136

>>15670113
'MOM, I'M HATING ADAM'

>> No.15670665

>>15669989
Most BASED post on this site in a while, commieshits eternally btfo

>> No.15670697

>>15669989
>God I cannot wait to do *thing that's never going to happen for me but is nice to fantasize about until I too am ground under the boot of the system*

As we speak small landlords are going under and big banks are buying up rental properties.

>> No.15670711

>>15669989
In the mean time you could play some Crusader Kings.