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15592638 No.15592638 [Reply] [Original]

Why does everyone shit on cargo shorts? They're comfy and easy to wear.

>> No.15592644

how are they comfy?
They're always rough material, you can feel the pockets when you sit down, you need a belt to keep them up. I have no idea how they became anything other than practical work shorts, or used only for carrying stuff.

>> No.15592652

>>15592644
You must be wearing them wrong.

>> No.15592655

Is that you antifa hater guy?

>> No.15592657

>>15592655
Sorry, I don't know who that is.

>> No.15592659

>>15592652
well then what's the right way to wear them?
I'm pretty sure they'd be objectively more comfortable without big pockets

>> No.15592665

Pocket envy.
Women make endless sacrifices of practicality for fashion's sake: fake pockets, pants so tight they have to be pulled on with a coat hanger for leverage, flimsy fabrics for layering, so on and so forth.
Cargo shorts are a flagrant display of comfort and utility that undermines every little white lie they tell themselves when they say "this is worth it". It's humiliating, a spit in the face.

And of course, crabs in the bucket bitches that they are, they would sooner shame you into conforming than change their ways and admit error.

>> No.15592667

>>15592659
You're supposed to put things in the pockets.

>> No.15592670

>>15592667
that doesn't sound comfortable

>> No.15592674

>>15592638
unless you have some sasuke tier face you just look like a goofy white dork

>> No.15592675

>>15592665
Wow, never thought of it this way. Hmmm, you've broadened my horizons a bit, thank you.

>> No.15592678

>>15592674
No need to bring race into this discussion of comfortable shorts, anon.

>> No.15592681

>>15592665
Autism speaks

>> No.15592685

>>15592678
Poltards can't help it, their brains are poisoned

>> No.15592691
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15592691

>heh, i dont see race like you racists

>> No.15592703

>>15592670
It's not. Cargo pants/shorts are a meme.

>> No.15592706

>>15592685
It's a weeb not a polack

>> No.15592707

>>15592655
I don't like shorts.

>> No.15592710

>>15592706
What's the fucking difference anymore, a retard is a retard

>> No.15592719
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>>15592665
Why bother with pockets when you could have a murse?

>> No.15592724
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>>15592638
Everyone shits in their cargo shorts?

>> No.15592727

>>15592703
I'm wearing cargo pants right now without underwear. Pretty comfortable to me.

>> No.15593228

Most are overdesigned with way too many pockets and straps and shit. The 'utilitarian' aspect of cargo pants/shorts only work if you're actually out in the field or something because if you fill your pockets when you're walking around in the city you look like an autist.

>> No.15593241

>>15592638
PTSD from the nü-metal era.

>> No.15593373

>>15592638
>comfy and easy to wear
Maybe. But they look like absolute shit. Wearing cargo shorts for anything besides fishing is pretty childish.

>> No.15593376

>>15593373
>wearing utilitarian work clothes is childish

grow up

>> No.15593397

>>15592665
basted

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>>15592638
Because of the wrinkled fabric. They’re fine for any /out/ activity when you don’t care about looks.

Some can look decent if skater style is your thing.

>> No.15593562

>>15592638
Those on the pic are too long and will look kooky

>> No.15593586

>>15593376
it is when you arent doing utilitarian things
you realize you're on /fa/?

>> No.15593608

>>15592638
Because boomer dad's use them and it's not cool anymore. It doesn't fit with the cyberpunk aesthetic, which is where I think true fashion will evolve in a way that's not faggy.

>> No.15593645

Shorts must be SHORT
Thank you and goodnight

>> No.15593667

>>15592727
Imagine the smelle

>> No.15593856

>>15592665
This. Women claim they "can't find pants" with pockets, then go out and won't buy anything that isn't skin tight and has pockets.

>> No.15593913

>>15592638
they're chad's choice whenever you're /out/ or working

>> No.15594359

>>15593667
I don't have to, I haven't showered in two weeks.

>> No.15594701

they're the absolute best /out/ shoes, wearing them on a daily basis as the people who are made fun of for wearing them do is cringe tho

>> No.15594721

>>15594701
why the fuck did I say shoes

>> No.15595348
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>>15592665
If I were a chick, I'd probably give no fucks and wear them. Loose, flowy bottoms look good with a tight shirt up top anyway.

>> No.15595809

>>15595348
Girls in cargo shorts are kino.