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pick

>> No.15402618

>>15402613
Simone, I guess

>> No.15402619

>>15402613
Pass, they've all got some pretty big flaws that I couldn't overlook. Would rather be friends with some innawoods gorpcore type bro

>> No.15402622
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>>15402613

>>15402613

>> No.15402642
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>> No.15402663

>>15402613
Ella sounds perfect desu

>> No.15402664

>>15402642
juniper clearly
the others show obvious signs of mental illness

>> No.15402682

>>15402664
This
>insta famous
Hell nah sempai

>> No.15402688

>>15402613
Olivia
>>15402642
Juniper

GIVE ME NOW NOW NOW BABY WANTS NOW NOW

>> No.15402692

>>15402613
Cringe, I don't date underaged women

>> No.15402718
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>>15402613
Simone cause I want to be art. Plus I can't stand poetry or cafes.

>> No.15402754
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>>15402613
my real gf
the only woman on earth that's not a whore

>> No.15402760

>>15402613
Simone only has a 45% chance to fuck around behind your back, Olivia is like a 75% and Ella is a 90%

>> No.15402764

>>15402760
girlfriends of insecure 4chinz posters like you are 100% cheating, so your stats are kinda pointless

>> No.15402767

just get a girlfriend already

>> No.15402770

>>15402613
These are literally all the same type of girl

>> No.15402772

>>15402613
I’d rather be single

>> No.15402938

Instead of thirsting over not real girls why dont you dumbassess talk to people like a normal person

>> No.15402941

>>15402938
you're anonymous bro nobody cares how much cooler you are than everyone

>> No.15402943

>>15402613
Olivia, she dresses like a slut will send me stupid shit to brag about and isn't around for me to hear her inferior female brain thoughts

>> No.15403026

>>15402613
Ella
>>15402642
Jun

>> No.15403152

>>15402754
based af poster

>> No.15403156

>>15402642
Jun

>> No.15403174

>>15402663
This

>> No.15403250

>>15402613
Simone

>>15402642
Juniper

>> No.15403255

>>15402754
King

>> No.15403260

>>15402613
ella no question if she doesn't go to libshit riots
give me a normal girl please

>> No.15403266

>>15402613
I know a "simone," and she's perfect except for the pessimism, it always gets on my nerves. The other two sound like a pain in the ass.

>>15402642
Juniper, its almost too good to be true

>> No.15403269

>>15402613
Olivia certainly

>> No.15403304

None. Adult women shouldn’t wear graphic tees.

>> No.15403358

>>15402754
Boy do I have news for you

>> No.15403361

>>15402613
None because they all have mental illness.

>>15402642
Juniper though Paris is close. I'm iffy about the poetry though.

>>15402754
See you in 2 years.

>> No.15403529

threads like these are a reminder that most of the people who use this website are 17 years old

>> No.15403577

>>15402613
They're all trash

>> No.15403598
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>>15402613
>pick your favorite type of art hoe to date in your 20's
>they all cheat anyway

>> No.15403644

>>15402613
>pick
Fuck you, none of them. I'm not that desperate. Theyre all shit options.

>> No.15403707
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15403707

I’m going to kill myself

>> No.15403724

>>15402613
I'd pick a Chinese gf out of any of those shmucks even if I hate China and Chinese people

>> No.15403740

>>15402613
All three sound pretentious and unsufferable, so i'll go for Ella so I don't need to ever talk to her.

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>>15402613

>> No.15403765

>>15402613
Olivia for sure, assuming it's an all-girls boarding school.
>>15402642
I prefer how Paris dresses, but Juniper would be the better girlfriend overall.

>> No.15403766

>>15403707
damn rip

>> No.15403824

>>15402642
Juniper sounds lame as fuck and like she actually has a penis. Paris sounds based and you'd never know she has a penis.

>> No.15403835

>>15402642
there's almost no girls named juniper over the age of ten.....so juniper obvi

>> No.15403993

>>15402642
juniper

>> No.15404007

>>15402613
olivia, not even close

>> No.15404009

>>15402642
paris

>> No.15404016

>>15404009
>listens to kpop
enjoy your sanity while it lasts

>> No.15404044

>>15402613
All three are massive psueds

>> No.15404047

>>15402754
Woman either are whores, were whores, or will become whores given the right circumstance

>> No.15404111
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>> No.15404121

>>15402613
Im Simone but want Ella

>> No.15404122

>>15402760
Tbh I wouldn’t mind my girlfriend to fuck around as long as she lets me too. But if wife I would 100% want to be exclusive

>> No.15404130

Which one of my grills was best
#1 :
>bhutanese message board regular
>thicc curly womanlet
>listens to /mu/core and le idm
>dresses like a 90s movie extra

#2 :
>short haired dyed blonde
>absolute tit and ass monster though chubby
>very top 10 NPCish though kinky
>mostly wears dresses and flowy stuff, likes stealing shirts

#3 :
>brown haired curly sticcwoman
>mostly a normalfag but oddly enough enjoys PC music and is aware of imageboard ""culture""
>rough sex and BDSM all day every day
>dresses like the christian traditional gf meme

>> No.15404141

>>15402613
Simone
>>15402642
Juniper
>>15403746
Hedi
>>15404111
Sawyer

>> No.15404163

>>15404111
I'm 23 years old
I wear the same three plain pants and buttonup shirts with boots everyday
I drive a 2007 honda accord
I live in an inlaw unit in a suburban house owned by an old lady
I don't drink or do any drugs
I have no pets
I barely have any friends
95% of my time not working my job as a city junior architect I spend lifting, drawing, and reading history and philosophy books
I routinely fuck the type of art hoe esque girl who would like a shit picture like this

>> No.15404185

>>15402642
My gf is basically paris

>> No.15404201

>>15404185
>Kpop
I hope you don't have children with her unless you're prepared for them to be low iq

>> No.15404203

>>15404111
hard choice but sawyer
mainly because of the fit

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>> No.15404238

>>15404201
Yeah because listening to fuckin' Clairo and The Smiths is such a better option

>> No.15404787

>>15402613
simone is a hippy subhuman, ella is a slut, oliva seems alright i take her
>>15402642
all of them are trash

>> No.15404823

>>15402613
I'll pass on all 3

>> No.15404825

>>15402642
Paris.. cause she likes to cuddle

>> No.15404854
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15404854

>>15402613
>>15402642
I don't know what half of the nouns in these pictures mean. Is that why I don't have a gf?

>> No.15404874

>>15402642
Juniper is the obvious choice

>> No.15404880

>>15402613
Olivia just cus my fetish is fucking girls from behind while they wear a skirt like that.

>> No.15404960

>>15404111
this is so gay and unrealistic, stop idealazing men, fucking homo.

>> No.15404975

>>15403746
Yohji all day, just make him read jojo and he'll be inspired for the years to come, and i might get a cool runner

>> No.15404991

>>15404854
bro do you not speak english?

>> No.15405058

>>15402613
Olivia

>> No.15405063

>>15402613
>Ella
I'm gay so I pick ella. I want to wear the boobie shirt.

>> No.15405066

>>15404238
don't talk shit about the smiths faggot

>> No.15405174
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15405174

>lends you her clothes
And why would I want that?

>> No.15405190
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15405190

new round

>> No.15405194

>>15402613
Olivia 100%
>>15402642
Juniper
>>15403746
Rick
>>15404111
Sawyer
>>15405190
Izzy

>> No.15405199

>>15402613
THIS THREAD IS GAY AND UNDERAGE

>> No.15405209

>>15405174
i have a izzy friend and i want a molly
>>15405199
>GAY AND UNDERAGE
just like this board lmao gottem

>> No.15405228

this is the worst board on 4chan

>> No.15405232

>>15405228
Ever been to /k/ ?

>> No.15405235

>>15405228
>/v/
>/r9k/
>/pol/
>/fit/ (except generals imo)
>/lgbt/
are all worse

>> No.15405252
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>>15404163
>>15404111
>lifting
>drawing
>athletic
>dancing
>writer
Does anyone here notice that the men's desirable traits are based around what they DO and the women's are based around what they CONSUME and WEAR?

>> No.15405271

>>15402613
Simone4simone

>> No.15405291

>>15403250
Based

>> No.15405347

>>15403746
Rick doesn't know shit about fashion, Hedi is a bit of a mess. The obvious pick is Yohji, he seems awesome. Literally nothing wrong with him.
>>15404111
I am a straight man and I pick Alex.
>>15404130
#3, but it also depends on how chubby the other 2 are
>>15405190
Suuper nice is a big plus on Molly's side, but if she can't handle conflict then that's a bit of a problem. Hopefully Martin isn't a dumbass and actually likes good comics.

>> No.15405425

>>15402642
Jun
t. watched 500 days of summer

>> No.15405442

>>15405252
the women mentioned are drawing, writing and making art, did you even bother trying to think before making your incel post?

>> No.15405495

>>15402619
Extremely based.

>> No.15405590

>>15402613
Which one wouldnt play games with me and just left me for someone else?

>> No.15405608

>>15402613
Left or center. I don't want a loose-pussied slut of a girlfriend that literally wears tits on her tshirt. No thanks.

>> No.15405613

>>15402613
>>15402642
God I fucking hate women

>> No.15405643

>>15402754
>not a whore
heh

>> No.15405649

>>15402613
Simone
>>15402642
Juniper

>> No.15405707

They all sound shit.

I choose Kelly, a neo-white supremest trump supporter who dresses in white tshirts and black sweatpants and smokes all day.

>> No.15405757

Simone, although I dated a girl with the same name already and she was horribly abusive to everyone

>> No.15405771

>>15405442
My man's too "black pilled" and "based" to realize this

>> No.15405868

>>15405190
How?
How is chewing gum an accessory?
I know its a retarded thing to get upset
but who thinks fucking chewing gums are some sort of indicator to your personality, what are you fucking Violet Beauregarde?
Get your fucking bubblegum ass out of here.

Same as coffee, any person who goes on saying "coffee is their life" or "can't live without coffee"
Usually has the personality and mental capacity of a piss-flavoured paper bag

I'm sorry I just don't get it.

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>>15402613
this is the gayest shit i've ever seen

>> No.15405980

>>15402613
Olivia, but only if she loves me too

>> No.15405993

>>15402642
Paris
>>15404130
#3 but #2 is doable if she’s not too chubby
>>15404238
Bad take, the smiths are raw
>>15405190
Izzy
>>15405873
I assume you own a mirror? Burn

>> No.15406008

>>15402642
Paris ez

>> No.15406036

>>15402642
gib juniper

>> No.15406048

>>15402613
None of the above you hopeless simp

>> No.15406093

>>15402613
dumbest thing ive ever seen bc my personality is simone except i wouldnt dress like that ever ever ever fucking never

>> No.15406098

>>15402613
>>15402642
>>15405190
All of the ones I like are into poetry but i hate poetry wtf

>> No.15406100

>>15405190
what the EVERLOVING FUCK is a -mom friend YOU MOTHERFUCKING zoomers IS SHE a friend to moms OR IS she a friendly mom ANSWER ME

>> No.15406109

>>15406100
She acts motherly towards her friends (babies them)

>> No.15406112

>>15402613
Ella

>> No.15406121

>>15406109
ok, i pick molly, i find that shit hot and she chews gum and likes those spiky plants

>> No.15406198
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>>15406100
she is mom friend

>> No.15406236

>>15402613
Olivia if she's good at writing
>>15402642
Juniper
>>15403746
yoji
>>15404111
Sawyer
>>15405190
Molly

>> No.15406377

>>15403598
It’s mostly fine, as long as you cheat too

>> No.15406684

>>15402613
>>15402642
All six of these suck and would 90% sleep around. I'll stick to women who aren't such stereotypes or pale imitations of each other.

>> No.15406690

>>15405190
Are the caricatures in this picture supposed to represent men or women?

>> No.15408101
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15408101

>>15403707
>brb KMSing myself

>> No.15408106

>>15404854
are you dyslexic or just a zoomer?
>>15402642
Juniper, also
>3dpd

>> No.15408415

>>15405252
literally the same as the women?

>> No.15408419

Women are frauds and whores. Make her remove the makeup and shave her head.

>> No.15408452

>>15402613
What's that tit shirt? Looks sick

>> No.15408471

>>15408419
Чтo ты знaeшь o жeнщинaх, oмeгaн?

>> No.15408472

>>15408471
Бoльшe, чeм oни знaют o ceбe. Пшлa нaхyй блядь

>> No.15408475

>>15408472
кoгдa пocлeдний paз c ними oбщaлcя? или ты cepиaл пocмoтpeл и вce пoнял?

>> No.15408484

>>15408475
Cлышь, тyпaя ты пиздa. Ecли ты хoчeшь oбщaтьcя co мнoй, ты дoлжнa мeня yблaжaть и пoтaкaть. Инaчe, идeшь нaхyй.

>> No.15408503

>>15405868
I feel you bro. I dip and would still be reluctant to call it an accessory even after so long. You'll notice a common trend of indulgence in mediocrity and pseudo personality with these kinds of images. At first it made me a tad butt flustered but I realized the creators of said images are usually 15 year old girls so their vacuity hopefully recedes over time. Then again two of my exs were like this into their 20s so who knows... There are some smart chicks out there for sure, they're hard to meet because of their high introversion though.

>> No.15408595

>>15402642
>tfw no juniper gf

>> No.15408705

>>15405190
>>15402642
>>15402613
Do girls like this exist or is this a new meme

>> No.15408731

>>15402613
Ella
>>15402642
Juniper
>>15403746
Yohji
>>15404111
Theo
>>15405190
Molly

>> No.15409242

>>15402613
I guess im gay

>> No.15409247

>>15402613
Ella
I love a daring bitch like that

>> No.15409462

>>15405190
>Killer Style
>It's Gucci
?????

>> No.15409998

>>15404163
Nice diary entry, but it coo'

>> No.15410018

>>15402613
Ella
>>15402642
Olivia
>>15403746
Rick
>>15404111
Sawyer
>>15405190
Izzy

>> No.15410282

>>15402613
Dated a Simone(checked all boxes), wouldn't advise it.

>> No.15410597

>>15402642

Juniper is the way to go if you are an incel