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15123927 No.15123927 [Reply] [Original]

>takes the buzzpill
>you look like a skinhead anon
>haha you look like edward norton
>looking like you just got out of prison anon

why cant people just leave me alone :(

>> No.15123939

>muh quarantine
Why is everyone fucking buzzing their heads? I'm not touching a single fucking hair on my head

>> No.15123943

>>15123927
Post pic

>> No.15123954

>>15123939
That's what I'm saying anon wtf

>> No.15123958

>>15123927
Dude, why not just joke along with them? Have a few stock dumb jokes about shaving your head, whip 'em out when people make comments, and you'll seem fun and chill rather than the kinda guy that is sensitive about his looks.

>> No.15123960

>>15123939
barber shops aren't going to be open until maybe august anon we're now living in a post-aesthetic world utilitarianism is everything

>> No.15123987

>>15123958
I do joke around with them on the outside but on the inside it annoys me :(, idk why you cant just say “oh hey you got a haircut, nice” and move on

>> No.15124014

>>15123939
i took the buzzpill years ago as a bald cope and am actually taking the sleazepill in our current scenario

>> No.15124024

>>15123987
I wouldn't worry too much. It's just common for dudes, and especially with haircuts.

A buddy of mine recently shaved his head (a really good move - he was aggressively coping with a comb over for way longer than he should have), and chicks would joke with him about it to his face but speak positively about it behind his back. This is the exact opposite of what used to happen, where the same chicks would complement his goddamn wispy comb over but then make fun of it behind his back.

>> No.15124125

>>15123927
don't be like that man, it's just a joke. besides edward norton looks great :)

>> No.15124155
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>>15124024
Just wondering why you use a trip code.

Also, I have been buzzing my hair all my life — then again, I have heard not everybody can pull off the buzz cut look. As a slav Eastern European I didn't think that that was a reality for some people. Buzz cut is buzz cut — I used to buzz cut every two weeks but now been lazy and only do it like once every two / three months.

I be start buzzing my hair bi-monthly now though forsure forsure.

>> No.15124157

>>15124024
>>15124155
wait nvm I remember you now man you are a regular poster here

>> No.15124160
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15124160

i did it too

>> No.15124195
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Should I do it?

>> No.15124199

>>15123927
Just roll with it. I've gotten everything up to people outright siege-heiling at me, it's good bants.

>> No.15124241

>>15124160
would look good if you lost weight

>> No.15124243

>>15124241
i'm 6'2 170 pounds

>> No.15124245

>>15124195
hell no nigga decent hairline great hair

>> No.15124246

>>15124243
you're bloating+high bodyfat then. Avoid salt and carbs. Cut carbs and work out and you'll look a lot slimmer without having to technically loose pounds due to fat percentage

>> No.15124247

>>15124160
you look great, I'd suck your cock

>> No.15124249

>>15124247
What is it with gay niggas giving aggressive sexually charged compliments on this board

>> No.15124252

>>15123927
You look like you got ass-raped in prison, anon.

>> No.15124258

>>15124246
yeah honestly thats the issue, ive been stuck at home sitting on my ass for 3 weeks

>>15124247
youre a faggot

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>>15124199
lmao

>>15124155
Can you imagine this fool Alex Jones with a buzz cut. hah hah hah

>> No.15124303

>>15124297
you look like vin diesel's downy brother, Chin Diesel

>> No.15124308

>>15124303
bruh

>> No.15124311
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15124311

Takes notes:
This anon>>15124014
understands the stages of maturity.

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>>15124249
great question — your guess is as good as mine
Probably something to do with no homo culture

>>15124246
Really? Salt and carbohydrates cause bloat. Good to know.

>>15124252
lmao he did

>>15124258
>>yeah honestly thats the issue, ive been stuck at home sitting on my ass for 3 weeks
We all have been.

>>15124258
I posted my first face picture on here just now (guy with the black hoodie and headphones on). Do you ever fear your real life identity being tied to your online one? Like, people seeing you post slanderous words?
Honestly, I have been trying to act as I would in real life online and vice versa — I am naturally a chameleon personality, but I am fucking sick of shape shifting and acting different based on the medium of the transfer of information.

>> No.15124319

>>15124297
you look like chael sonnen smushed his head sideways in a vice

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>>15124303
>>15124308
lmao I am chuckling my ass off hah hah hah you got me dead that was a great one

>> No.15124412
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>>15124160
>>15124297
lookin good buzzbros

>> No.15124463

>>15124313
I don't really care if someone identifies me in real life and sees my saying shit. If they have any brains to them, they'll realize that words on the internet are meaningless. If someone is going to come after me in real life over this sort of bullshit, then they are a weak ass bitch.

>> No.15124466

>>15124463
That's the thing though, many would argue that words on the internet are not meaningless. Everything else in your post I completely one-hundred percent agree with. But, the words posted on the internet are, in fact, read by lurkers. That is the one part of your post I dis-agree with.

Have a good one.

>> No.15124467

>>15124297
looks like those headphones are squeezing your head

>> No.15124578

I just say that I'm preparing myself for the apocalypse .
People will either laugh thinking it's a funny joke or laugh awkwardly not sure if i'm being serious

>> No.15124667

>>15123987
Sounds like a great opportunity for some jokes about why the Germans would build gas chambers with wooden doors and how weird it is that all of the death camps were liberated by the Soviets while the rest of the Allies only found regular prison camps with no ulterior purposes, haha

>> No.15126157

FUCK HAIR, BRUH. I HAVE A FULL HEAD OF IT BUT CHOOSE TO BE BALD BECAUSE IT LOOKS BADASS AS FUCK

>> No.15126262

>>15124667
go have your neo nazi circlejerk somewhere else, shill

>> No.15127011

>>15123927
Looking like a skinhead is a turn on for women especially if you look like edward norton mate just take the compliment and own it instead of being a pussy bitch

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15127017

I did it anons

>> No.15127022
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>>15127011
nothing bad about skinhead gear

>> No.15127027

>oh no people think i look like the biggest badass they had ever seen when they were 12

https://youtu.be/rT-8yFCsBWQ

Christ, dude. If you don't look like an ayylmao consider yourself lucky.

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15127056

Been buzzpilled for like a year but never know what the hell to do with my facial hair. If I let it grow it grow out its s o y if i go too short im an ayy lmao. At least I lift

>> No.15127069

>>15127056
it grow out* sorry I'm retarded

>> No.15127080

>>15127056
Jew?

>> No.15127105

>>15127080
Greek

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>>15124160
lmaooo

>> No.15127292

>>15127056
Just let it grow on chin but dont let it become a neckbeard. You can make it bro!

>> No.15127297

>>15127056
bro you look like white earl sweatshirt

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15127307

>>15124297

>> No.15127581

>>15127297
The rapper? Man I knew it wasnt great but damn might as well just end it

>> No.15127601

>>15127017
your beard sucks bro

>> No.15128707

>>15127292
only on chin area like a goatee or you mean just keep it shaved higher on whole jawline?

>> No.15128894

>>15127017
i like your beard

>> No.15129043

>>15127017
what # guard did you use all over? Looks pretty good

>> No.15130016

>>15129043
looks like 1

>> No.15130045

>>15129043
>>15130016
Looks more like 3 to me

>> No.15130052

>>15129043
>>15130016
>>15130045
why cant americans measure ANYTHING like normal people?
looks like 5mm to me

>> No.15130163

>>15124155
Nigga you on some advanced slavic shit. I fw it tho. Respect from USA

>> No.15130473

>>15127307
He looks chill with a buzz.

>> No.15130481

>>15130163
Thanks man right back at you.
Currently live southern california actually.

Everybody here buzzes their own hair right?

>> No.15130509

>>15124160
Looks like you can grow a mean mustache

>> No.15130644
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15130644

Gimme a rate bros. First time I have ever cut it this short. Sorry if it's sideways

>> No.15130984

>>15130644
looks like you need hair, glasses, or some other upper-head accessory to balance out your freakishly large jaw

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>>15123927

>> No.15130987

>>15130984
it’s just his wide orangutan face and shit hairline

>> No.15131057

>>15124160
soulless mutt

>> No.15131060

>>15127017
shave off that public lice you call a beard fucking hell that's disgusting to look at

>> No.15131064

>>15130644
lose weight fatso you look like a fucking orange

>> No.15131066

>>15130644
Based jaw, don't listen to them

>> No.15131082

>>15130987
I didn’t think my hairline was that bad lmao

>> No.15131103

>>15123927
Just become a nazi skinhead then. What is the problem?

>> No.15131108

>>15127056
Vladimir Lenin goatee. Do it

>> No.15131122

>>15123927
i took the buzzpill about two years ago trying to salvage my hair with this hairline.
I like how easy it is to deal with. Pretty much nothing at all. Was a little annoying get vaulted with you look like the younger dude from AHX (I'm not nearly as distinguished facial feature-wise as Edward Norton) and I get James McAvoy a lot too.
If there's somebody that mildly resembles you with a buzz from a movie and you take the pill, expect to be vaulted with dumb comments. But imo worth it.