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pick a bf /fa/

>> No.15123764

>>15123753
>boy
No, thanks, give me a man.

>> No.15123775

>>15123753
they all look the same to me lmao

>> No.15123805

>>15123775
true lol these all belong in 1 wardrobe

>> No.15123835
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I pick the artsy boy and put him in the eighties boy wardrobe (he can keep his glasses).

>> No.15123836

>>15123753
I dress like a mix of all 3 but I lack talent and social awareness

>> No.15123847

That is not how skaters dress.
t. LBC Chad

>> No.15123864

>>15123764
Based

>> No.15123885
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>>15123764

>> No.15123891
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This is just simply the truth.

>> No.15123912

>>15123885
I'd probably want to peg him, but that woman and especially the kid are very off putting.

>> No.15123948
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next round

>> No.15123952

>>15123891
yea :/

>> No.15123953

>>15123948
hard to pick betwen alex and saweyer, give me a mix of both

>> No.15123969

>>15123753
I'm glad that girls also come up with small-brained shit like this, it makes me feel better about our girl-house-car video yesterday.

Also, am I the only one that gets a Joaquin Phoenix vibe from the artsy boy? Like, I'd be afraid artsy boy would grow a mustache and begin crying like a bitch about girls he met once at a party

>>15123948
I hate all of these guys and instinctively want to steal their girlfriends

>> No.15123990

>>15123948
Sawyer > Theo > Alex

>> No.15124000
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>> No.15124001

>>15124000
Juniper

>> No.15124003

>>15123969
i looked at some teenage girl meme page on instagram and now my explore page is full of these lmao

>> No.15124007

>>15123948
I'm an Alex, but more right wing

>> No.15124008

>>15124000
HOT ANALYSIS WHILE DAY DRINKING

>Paris
Who the fuck needs to have a girl take you to the mall? Is Paris being kind in contrast to the other girls, who are (ostensibly) mean? Is she one of those hardcore kpop stans that tweets about trying to kill some sort of androgynous singer? Is the baggy top trying to hide shitty tits?

>Olivia
If a girl's smoothies are on the top of my list of reasons to date her, I have failed as a human being. Ditto for being insta famous. All of the girls I know that are insta "famous" just paid for followers and now desperately liveblog their inane lives trying to keep up the illusion that people care about their new nail colors. That said, the outfit gives me the impression she'll fuck me to stave off daddy issues.

>Juniper
Oh boy exactly what I want a girl who probably has a tumblr and strong opinions about media she barely understands. I bet she's gonna go to one of the Seven Sisters and have lesbian experiences and whine about shit online all while ignoring the fact that daddy's ibanking money is the only reason she's able to spend her time lounging about waxing poetic about politics.

>> No.15124011

>>15124003
Bruh keep them coming, this is awesome shit. I have a half bottle left of Eagle Rare and this is my therapy session where I get to yell at people I can't yell at in real life

>> No.15124015

>>15123948
Theo sounds like a massive bag of cunts

>> No.15124020

>>15124000
FUCK i need me a juniper i want someone to complain about shit together

>> No.15124022
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>>15124008
yikes! You sound like you would be a great match for izzy considering you have all the tea, sis.

>> No.15124025

>>15124022
all of these sound like pussies

>> No.15124029

>>15123952
This is literally everyone I know who skates from Palos Verdes to Hunington. Even in Gaytopia they're like this.

>> No.15124036

>>15123753
>>15123948
>>15124000
>>15124022
Why are all of these shit?

>> No.15124041

>>15124036
ok make your own then

>> No.15124044

>>15124036
whore il break your teeth have your jaw flying bitch gon look like barrel eye fish when yo eyes be poppin you fuck

>> No.15124045

>>15123948
Alex sounds the closest to my crush.
>>15124000
I hate all of them.
>>15124022
Izzy.

>> No.15124046

>>15124022
>Choose your fighter

Okay, I'mma pick the person who I think would most survive a hand-to-hand fight to the death.

>Molly
She has boots and dresses like she's a lesbian in the 50s, so I suspect she's fairly strong. But she's "suuper nice," "writes poetry," and is "scared of conflict," which negates everything. I don't know what "mom friend" is but it's also not a good sign.

>Izzy
Izzy is a cold-blooded killer in the making. She's satiating her bloodlust with "killer" style, being a bitch, and gossiping about other people. With the right incentives, I could see her removing her belt and using the prong of her belt buckle to gouge out the eyes of her enemies.

>Martin
Seems like he'd have his eyes gouged out by Izzy and like it


>>15124036
>Why are all of these shit?
Because they're likely made by 14 year old girls with some sort of media-driven, San Junipero-style view of the world. It's like the Zoomer equivalent of the chicks that post about their Hogwarts houses on Instagram.

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>>15124036
why are you such a stoner boy that only texts you back after midnight?

>> No.15124050

>>15124022
Is Martin a guy or a girl or neither?

>> No.15124052

>>15124047
Stoners fucking stink, yuck

>> No.15124055

>>15124046
>It's like the Zoomer equivalent of the chicks that post about their Hogwarts houses on Instagram.
Except zoomers do that to. Zoomers are like anybody born after 1995 and anybody who says otherwise are in denial because they want to be considered basedllennials for some retarded reason.

>> No.15124056

gnurrr i smoke weed im so aesthetic huur duur stoner yuuhh dudeee

>> No.15124063

>>15124050
probably a tranny zoomers are obsessed with them

>> No.15124070

>>15124063
I never hear anybody talking about FTMs though.

>> No.15124082

>>15124041
I shouldn't have to
>>15124044
Seething
>>15124046
Sounds about right
>>15124047
Also shit

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>>15124046
>media-driven, San Junipero-style view of the world

spot on lmao

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>>15124082
straighten up and pick a gf before i forget myself young man

>> No.15124102

>>15124100
Ella.

>> No.15124108

>>15124100
Shit

>> No.15124177

>>15124100
Choose one (1) of these fine ladies.

>art hoe
>a r t. h o e.
>Art Hoe

>> No.15124183

>>15124000
>Paris
Dumbass
>Olivia
Whore
>Juniper
Psued

>> No.15124188

>>15124022
>Molly
Pseud
>Izzy
Whore
>Martin
Dumbass

>> No.15124198

>>15124100
>Simone
Pseud
>Olivia
Pseud whore
>Ella
Destructive pseud whore

>> No.15124206

>>15123753
>pick between 3 different types of hipster white boy

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>>15123835
river was so based I'm growing my hair like that right now

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>>15124211
speaking of river

>> No.15124222

>>15124214
I have a dude like this in one of my insta group chats. He's my least fav guy in that chat,

>> No.15124238

>>15123753
>>15123891
>>15123948
>>15124000
>>15124022
>>15124047
>>15124095
>>15124100
>>15124222
The style is /fa/ but every person like this I've met irl are social climbing literal sociopaths who pretend to care about liberal politics for status

>> No.15124261

>>15123912
pls peg me

>> No.15124277

Lol these are funny keep posting op (or whoever)
>>15124000
Juniper
>>15124022
Molly reluctantly
>>15124100
Olivia

>> No.15124285

>>15124261
Do you look like the guy?

>> No.15124289

>>15124285
post strapon pls

>> No.15124318

>>15123847
I live in New York and skaters here don't dress like this either. I think the best core name for this would be "faggot".

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>>15124289
I don't have one atm because I'm volceling. I don't use dildos because I'm not into being penetrated so it's pointless for me to own one until I have someone who will let me peg them. But pic related is sth I'd go for. Golden schlong.

>> No.15124328

>>15123891
yo what the FUCK. I even have an anti hero deck!?!? the only thing that's off is that I wear grindcore/hardcore band shirts instead of death metal.
also, I'm racist but mostly against white people

>> No.15124341

>>15124036
Because /fa/ is filled with cringy 18 years olds.

>> No.15124355

>>15124100
>Simone
Why do I want a chick that paints me? Every girl says they "love art" and stargazing and shit, it's literally the same sort of toss-off phrase as "I love hiking~." It's the embodiment of having no personality but desperately trying to seem like you do.

>Olivia
Olivia is a good choice because she dresses like she has a black belt in dick sucking and also lives far away enough to not demand your time too much.

>Ella
"Demonstrations" and "trendy cafes" lmao I'm sure she takes her pussy hat and starbucks around and makes sure to tell people about how much Blackfish changed her life. Her middle school-level understanding of complex issues will surely cause her to feel compelled to post screeds on Facebook and get really angry when anyone with even a slightly differing opinion pipes up in response.

>>15124222
Yeah, to be honest dudes like that rarely get along with other dudes

>> No.15124536

>>15124355
>Yeah, to be honest dudes like that rarely get along with other dudes
He always scolds us when we do ironic misogyny or make jokes that are too "problematic" its super fucking gay. Like our sexist jokes aren't even that bad compared to some other dudes I know.

>> No.15124606

>>15124536
The worst part is all those guys i know play and emotionally manipulate women. Like yeah bro you're cheating on three girls right now but saying thot is problematic.

>> No.15124615

>>15124238
no, none of these styles are fa, they are literally made up by teenage girls who turn over thrift stores using their parents credit cards and listen to mac demarco and act like their lives are a sob story. this is not /fa/ this is contrived and at this point mainstream and predictable. I swear all guys dress like the alternative skater hipster boy of 2016 who was cool then, its not cool now.

>> No.15124618

>>15124606
this. they will literally act like they are feminists and actively fighting to end misogyny but will abuse their girlfriend and probably end up making out with and getting a blowjob from some random desperate fat chick at a house party.

>> No.15124619

>>15124615
They were /fa/ in their original cultural contexts back then, but now I agree its played out and corny to just dress like the 80s in 2020. Dressing like y2k is the thing now anyways

>> No.15124621

>>15124327
Are you hot

>> No.15124631

>>15124536
>>15124606
Oh yeah, dudes like that are fuckin' snakes. They put up this big act about being ~sensitive~ and ~woke~ and then turn around and do some horrific shit to women. Case in point, a few guys I know like this are the type to try to get chicks blitzed at parties and coerce them into sex.

>> No.15124637
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>>15124000
>Juniper Berries...

>> No.15124710

>>15124100
ella but only if shes loyal and doesnt wear a boob tshirt

>> No.15124835
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tfw no slutty 70s bf

>>15123912
based

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N*ggas be getting mad at these - but nigg*s be doing the same damn thing with their fantasy gfs!

>> No.15124988

>>15123948
id on sawyer's jacket?

>> No.15124996

>>15124214
w2c the jacket in this pic? Specifically that was of denim is really nice

>> No.15125016

>>15124000
They all sound fuckin insufferable

>> No.15125055

>>15124000
They’re all whores but if I had to pick, Juniper.

>> No.15125061

>>15124000
Give me Paris gf now, also checked

>> No.15125069

>>15125055
I’m changing my answer to Paris.

>> No.15125268

>>15124000
Juniper my lad, all others are inferior by design

>> No.15125302

>>15123835
>Be me
>Think this hair style is cool
>I grow out my hair
>Get it cut like this
>Realize I'm look like an ugly incel
>Get ashamed and go back to my original haircut
>Still look like an ugly incel
Why me anon?

>> No.15125401
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next round

>> No.15125434

>>15125401
Ava, superiour taste in wine is half the woman dont you know?

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>> No.15125455

>>15124328
>racist but mostly against white people
fits the stereotype of thinking theyre smarter than they are and dabbling in liberal politics for status

>> No.15125475

>>15124000
>>15124022
>>15124100
>>15125401
my dick is very skinny plus I have a big bubble butt so these girls would never be attracted to me even if i'm /fa/

>> No.15125491

>>15125475
Sounds hot. Do you like masc women?

>> No.15125589

is there a slav/eastern europe version of this

>> No.15125644

>>15125491
uh, depends, maybe I would if she was attractive even if masculine, but originally not my preference

>> No.15125668
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i'm starting to like some of these

>> No.15125765

>>15125435
Id on the nikes?

>> No.15125775

>>15124000
>>Juniper
That bitch can get right tf out. Knew a chick like this and got nothing but emotional baggage and the hot/cold treatment.

>> No.15125785

>>15123753
they all seem like the same dude lol i guess u'd choose the eighties one because the artsy clothes are ugly.
>>15123891
based
>>15123948
sawyer
>>15124000
juniper. the other 2 seem lame as fuck
>>15124022
molly even though she seems like a pussy. izzy is a whore and martin is a pussy (boy) so its even worse
>>15124047
>>15124214
>>15125435
those are cute but they seem the kind of dude who doesnt know how to talk to other men
>>15124100
they're all pseuds. i'd probably choose simone because she seems to be the most boyish of the 3
>>15123885
>>15123912
>>15124835
>>15124327
based based based
>>15125401
they all sound annoying but id choose ava

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>>15125435
>>15125668
>>15124214
>>15124095
>>15124047

all of these look like they would smell musty

>> No.15125790
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>>15124835

>> No.15125795
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btw according to lonelydreamgirl you're all gay

>> No.15125814

>>15123948
I wouldn't want to meet any of these people, especially the girl who pines for this shit

>> No.15125826

>>15125795
>wears thick soles only
I have bi shoes for straight people, nice.

>> No.15125839

>>15125795
i wear gay shoes for gay people

>> No.15125857

>>15125795
im nowhere on this chart

>>15125839
bit gay mate

>> No.15125899

>>15125668
wtf that's based

>> No.15125904

I hate so much that analog photography is instantly associated with fucking softboys moodboards

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>> No.15126387

>>15125435
So do I just have to dress like I deal xanax and juul pods to freshmen and talk about how I wanna die constantly to bag alt-thots?

>> No.15126516

>>15126387
Yes and you need a godzilla backpack

>> No.15126657

>>15124000
Paris

>> No.15126758

>>15125936
is this supposed to be a man or a woman

>> No.15126764

>>15125668
based

>> No.15126815

>>15123753
80s

>>15123948
alex

>>15124000
paris

>>15124022
izzy

>>15124100
olivia

>>15125401
ava

>> No.15126916

Can I just get a regular person who doesn’t need need to have like an over the top themed lifestyle and fashion? I feel like 99% of these for both men and women would annoy the fuck out of me within 15 minutes and if they aren’t hot enough to pull off these looks then they they’ll look worse than just wearing normie shit.

>> No.15127965

>>15123753

>skaterboy
>texts back quickly

the fuck

>> No.15128000

>>15125795
im straight and I wear nike slides

>> No.15128002

>>15126916
>can I have a normie?
Why come to /fa/ if you don't like people with fashion sense? Geez.

>> No.15129246

>>15125795
what are the centre shoes

>> No.15129522

>>15123753
Should i be worried that i'm all of them combined - personality wise? Style wise, i'm nothing like all 3 (i'm punk)

>> No.15130318

>>15123948
Gimme Alex, I need a hug
>>15123969
>girlfriend