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How do I have to dress to get an /fa/ GF like this?

>> No.14985459

>>14985454
ASHLEY WAS/IS A GIRL!

>> No.14985461

why is Lavren Chavurches mixed in with balding, 4/10 camgirls like Erica and Ilay

>> No.14985468

Lauren is cute but I'd be inclined to always shove my dick in her mouth so I won't have to hear her whining about feminism

>> No.14985487

I got dibs on marky's sweet pussy

>> No.14985489

where is froggo?

>> No.14985490

>>14985487
hope you like yeast

>> No.14985499
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>>14985454
Eliza doesn't fit on this pic, replace her with queen mini

>> No.14985502

>>14985454
Marky plz cum back T_T how are you? What have you been doing? We miss you

>> No.14985589
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14985589

>>14985454
Anzu chads where we at?

>> No.14985590

Go to Moscow and get yourself a desperate whore to get her out of the shithole.

>> No.14985601

>>14985590
изи бpaтaн<3

>> No.14985796

>>14985590
You say this like most people here aren't NEET's with no prospects.

>> No.14985816

>>14985589
Guarantee you’re a DYEL

>> No.14985873

>>14985796

Do you want to live in a frozen slavic shithole? Or move to different continent and just leave the fat bastard after you get your papers and move to New York to eventually end up being a whore for the Russian mafia?

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>> No.14986087

>>14985816
haha thanks, y-you too

>> No.14986182
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14986182

Just do this.

>> No.14986278

no go greaso :)

>> No.14986814
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>>14985589
Here.

>> No.14986901

Morky? Morku? Purizu uwu

>> No.14986962

>>14985589
jesus christ she looks depressed the fuck

>> No.14987118

>>14986014
No go greaso.

>> No.14987199

BPD AND ECSTACY

>> No.14987275

>>14987199
CONCEITED WITH NO SELF ESTEEM

>> No.14987284

>>14987199

A DIME A DOZEN JEZEBEL

>> No.14987351

>>14985454
Eliza mogs

>> No.14987376

>>14985454


none of these girls are stylish/fashionable/care at all about fashion, just looking like doe eyed ho's lol

i know this board is full of weeaboos on search of reform but part of reform is recognizing ur into dorky ass people lol

that being said be a skinny guy with nice hair/round glasses a la korean international student, wear tight pants cuffed with all black low cut doc martens and tucked in shirts and you'll get urself a weeb girl like this too who will barely cook and just ask to hit ur weed pen in public with no personality

>> No.14987392

>>14985499
Both are disgusting whores.
>Simping this much.

>> No.14987479

>>14985796
being a NEET in the west is like being Chad in less fortunate parts of Europe.

>> No.14987484

>>14987376
>on search of reform
now hold on a second what gave you that idea

>> No.14987593

>>14985454
...as a fat neckbeard

>> No.14987687

>>14985454
wtf is this, they all look like children

>> No.14987727

>>14985454
You're a sad cunt... you know that right?

>> No.14988374

>>14987727
No, I am a sick cunt.

>> No.14988410

>>14985502
She's on the navy.

>> No.14988432

>>14985487
sam hyde got to it first

>> No.14988827

>>14988410
I heard she was rejected. How'd she be able to stream on yt otherwise?

>> No.14988872

>>14986014
no go, greaso

>> No.14988924

>>14986014
No go greaso

>> No.14989213

>>14985454
I'd suggest a black hoodie with a very colorful hoodie on underneath, non-descript jeans, and good running shoes. Buy some bear mace, a tazer, and four pairs of reasonable handcuffs off of Amazon.

People always talk about the fear of being abducted at night, and I think they highly underrate early morning abductions. Find your local college's art department and figure out which girls go to early classes; some probably wake early on weekends when everyone else is asleep. Ideally, find one that's heavily addicted to nicotine and needs to take an early morning smoke break. Once you have your target, you should ideally come up unnoticed and immediately mace her; she'll be too busy choking on the mace to scream. Then taze her, shove socks in her mouth, and cuff her hands. Then, put one pair around each ankle, join them together with the other free end of each cuff, and use the last cuff to lash that to the hands, all behind her back. Enjoy your new GF!

>> No.14989288

>>14986014
No go, greaso

>> No.14989293

>>14985454
you guys literally just want to date a 12 year old don’t you

>> No.14989352

>>14986014
id run my hands thru her greasy hair lol

>> No.14989588

>>14985454
None of these girls look effay the fuck

>> No.14990158

>>14989588
Crispy, Anzu, Katya and Miru are all effay as fuck.

>> No.14990625

>>14990158
Theyre all boring weeb bitches

>> No.14991211

>>14990625
Thats like, your opinion man.

>> No.14991965
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>>14986814
Cute.

>> No.14991970

>>14991211

Sad to say but anon is right

>> No.14991980

>>14986014
No go, greaso

>> No.14992678
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>>14987199
>tfw no BPD and Exstasy gf

>> No.14992700
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14992700

how do i find a druggy gf? I've always wanted to snort coke off someone's booty or do some molly/hallucinogens while we fuck

>> No.14992736

>>14992700
at the club

>> No.14992762

>>14992678

BPD stand for Borderline Personality Disorder right? Not bipolar disorder? Whats the difference?

>> No.14992782

>>14986014
No go, greaso

>> No.14992817

>>14992762
people with borderline don't have recognizable cycles, it is more just random and chaotic
(more likely to be caused by learning/social difficulties rather than biological/hormonal imbalances)

>> No.14992949

STOP ASKING HOW TO DRESS FOR WHORES

YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A FUCKING LOSER

ALSO ASHLEY A BEST

>> No.14993098

>>14987484
who knows hours, who knows ...

>> No.14993670
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>>14992762
Bipolar persons suffer periods of mania (happy) and depression (sad).
Borderliners are extremely impulsive and rash. They suffer from moodswings but they are shorter than bipolar phases.

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>>14992700
Just get an arthoe, those are mostly open for drugs.

>> No.14994813

>>14986014
No Go, Greaso! (Just incase LOL)

>> No.14994933

>>14994474
cute thighs :3

>> No.14995404
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>>14994474
Fuck the other girls, how do I get one like her?

>> No.14995499

>>14986014
no go, greaso

>> No.14995504
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14995504

I wish I had a time machine so I could go back to when Blah and that other one were still alive so I could pay them for sex.

>> No.14995947

>>14995504
Who is Blah?

>> No.14996244

>>14985454
nobody cares loser

>> No.14996271

>>14989213
based and straight

>> No.14996274

>>14989293
You prefer grandmas?

>> No.14996466

>>14989213
This is exactly how a girl got hit near my college.

10/10 would recommend again.

>> No.14996861

>>14986014
no go greaso

>> No.14996888

>>14986014
No go, greaso

>> No.14997642

>>14986014
NO GO, GREASO

>> No.14997777

>>14985454
Ella has the kino hair the rest suck

>> No.14997912

>>14992678
I had a bpd gf once and she was perfect lol
Now I’m sad all the time

>> No.14998520

>>14995404
whom

>> No.14998878

>>14997912
Can't be perfect if she left.

>> No.14999582

>>14998878
Nah she was I was a piece of shit and she was way out of my league anyway

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>>14998520
https://www.instagram.com/fegalvao_/

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15000247

>the girl i moved to this city for
>she even paid for me to come here
>meanwhile you all sit in your rooms posting about girls you will never meet

I am 40, 5ft and bald. Just what is your excuse for not getting a girl?

>> No.15001320

>>14987351
She, Erica and Ashley are by far the ugliest.

>> No.15001383

>>14985454
all of these women are now dead

>> No.15001386

>>15000247
who is the top?

>> No.15001806

Ashley come back PLEASE

>> No.15001934

>>14986014
NO GO GREASO

>> No.15001977

>>14985589
>>14986814
is that a white girl pretending to be Asian?

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>>14995504
>>14995947

>> No.15002130

>>14985454
want ashley back bros. still the best girl out of all of these

>> No.15002663

>>15001977
Pretty much, yes.

>> No.15003590

>>15001979
Just tell me who Blah is.

>> No.15003624

>>15000247
You think this troll is something to brag about?

>> No.15003689

Just dont dress autistically

approach one of them we you see them, be yourself, show genuine interest in what she says and just be generally pleasant

>> No.15003737

>>15003624
Yes. Still got laid by her more than you, incel.

>> No.15003745

>>15003737
Good attempt

>> No.15004241

>>14986014
NO GO, GREASO

>> No.15004724

>>14986014
no go GREASO

>> No.15004730
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>>14985454
P.S.A. OP is a 35-year-old man lusting after these teen girls

>> No.15004740
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>>15004730
Literal mongrel “model”.

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>>15004730
You’re a 27 year old virgin who posts on /lgbt/ obsessed with some ugly ass twink. You’re no fucking better.

>>15004282
>>15004894
>Eat shit, maggot. I’ll always have higher status than you, even on the other side.

Folks, this is the type of people calling you maggots on the internet. A literal self-confessed tranny virgin social retard from /lgbt/.

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>>15004916
>>/fa/thread/14999569

Once its on here, it’s on here forever faggot.

>> No.15005442

>>14986014
No go, greaso

>> No.15005451

FUCKING COME BACK MARKY YOU FUCKING SHITHEAD, IT'S AN ORDER

>> No.15005514

>>15001977
you say that like this concept is surprising to you

>> No.15005516

>>14986014
no go greaso!

>> No.15005787

>>14996466
>>14989213
Based and rapepilled.

>> No.15006907

>>14991965
Hex is dummy thick.

>> No.15007233

>>14987275
SHE'S A TEENAGE DREAM IF YOU HATE YOURSELF

>> No.15007602

>>15006907
>tfw no big tiddy loner goth gf