church /fit/s

[Anonymous No.14958882]

Post fits that show how you'd go dressed to church (can be Islamic, buddhist or other religious beliefs).

Rules:
Non-provocative, maybe a bit of muscle/cleavage, but not too exposed
Religiously formal, for example if muslim you can have bright, glittery hijabs.
Traditional, obviously without exaggerating with brands and logos.

[Anonymous No.14958894]

There's only one true God.

Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.14958915]

>>14958894
Sick for a autumn Catholic session

[Anonymous No.14958920]

>>14958882
Some keep the Sabbath going to Church –
I keep it, staying at Home –
With a Bobolink for a Chorister –
And an Orchard, for a Dome –

[Anonymous No.14958954]

I will be going to church tomorrow at Saturday for the 5:00 mass to keep up the ruse with my father that I'm still a Catholic, because I need to manipulate him a bit more toward certain ends. You wanna know the essential mass core? First, be over seventy. Having white hair, hobbling over a cain, and wearing some goofy sweater or leather jacket is pretty much your uniform. Second, absolutely do not sing along with the song prompters. They can't sing themselves, so we want to appreciate how bad the music is. And if you do, make sure it's horribly unenthusiastic and off-pitch, in a feeble old man voice. Maybe laugh at the standard issue, retarded Novus Ordo homily joke from the even more elderly priest.

I am not an irreligious person, nor do I have qualms with Christianity as I see it. You see, I reject the Tanakh (Old Testament) and I suspect St. Paul's writings to have been made conspiratorially in order to link the Tanakh with the New Testament. Also, I do not agree with the Catholic's rejection of the other books of the Bible, e.g. the Gospel of Thomas.
Jesus Christ has saved those who are worthy, and will return to throw the morally evil into pits of eternal hellfire.

[Anonymous No.14958967]

>>14958954
Imagine posting smut and thinking you have the right to even hold an opinion on theology. Repent and give your life to Jesus Christ.

[Anonymous No.14958972]

>>14958954
gtfo of this thread.

[Anonymous No.14958978]

>>14958967
The hell is smut?
Btw I am more theologically and scientifically versed than you.
>>14958972
Way ahead of you.

[Anonymous No.14959064]

>>14958882
Kinda neutral here

[Anonymous No.14959080]

>>14958882
Charcoal or navy suit with a modest colored shirt and tie.

[Anonymous No.14959871]

>>14958882
Church gang

Usually just a white turtle neck jumper, a black below-knee skirt with a red flower pattern, my red coat and either white or red heels (winter attire basically as it’s cold in Canada these days and I spend most of my time driving than walking lol)