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I'm an older balding macho man who looks a bit like Jason Statham. I wanna wear eye makeup in order to look younger. Is there a way to do it without looking gay?

>> No.14905882
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>>14905877
something like this but without looking like a larper

>> No.14905885
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How do I avoid looking pale and small-eyed?

>> No.14905887

nice tits

>> No.14905891
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>>14905887
nice trophy wife

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>> No.14905899

>>14905897
looks like bruce willis

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>> No.14905902

Igor you forgot your trip?

>> No.14905908
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god I love that expression

>> No.14905911

>>14905877
>macho man
>wants to wear eye makeup

Lel

>> No.14905924

>>14905891
>trophy wife
She's successful in her career as an actress (two very popular films), model, and a fashion designer. She's no where near a trophy wife. The definition of a trophy wife is a woman who's only value is her youth and good looks.

>> No.14905940

trump has a trophy wife

>> No.14905942

>>14905940
fuck trump who cares

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>>14905877
>I'm an older balding macho man who looks a bit like Jason Statham. I wanna wear eye makeup in order to look younger. Is there a way to do it without looking gay?

no.

>> No.14906101

>>14905891
if anything she's more famous than him. His only good film was that guy Ritchie one.

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She looks like such a trannie I love it

>> No.14906107

>>14905900
What core is this? It's a bit Eastern European gangster in London, but one who has been in London long enough to lose some of the Eastern European eccentricities.

>> No.14906202

>>14905877
It really annoys me that her top lip and nose are so close together, but she's still so fucking hot.

>> No.14906204

>>14906202
kill yourself

>> No.14906551

>>14906202
dont see the problem

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>>14905924
Based

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>>14905900
Is that Igor and his alter ego?

>> No.14906585

A bald man in his thirties with eyeshadow on sexually assaulted me in a bathroom a couple of years ago, then kicked me in the head in a separate incident that night

>> No.14906587
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>>14906585
cool story

>> No.14906603

>>14905877
i would say go look for a masculine looking gay guy at a makeup counter in one of the department stores and ask him for products/advice/training on how to apply it yourself.
the truth is the face is what most people look at so it really has to be well done because makeup is extremly visible to most people

is the problem that your eyelashes/eyebrows are too thin pale?
if so you can try a brown mascara or a brown eyebrow pencil but never use dark brown or black and don't buy anything that has glitter or shimmer or sparkle because people will notice that.
you can probably add color to your cheeks with a touch of gel blush but don't use a powder blush and make sure your skin is well exfoliated or the gel will absorb differntly on dead skin, drawing attention to it and looking odd.

>> No.14906604

>>14906587
i'd like to see what they're standing on and what footwear they have on before i judge either of them please

>> No.14906677

>>14905944
Corgan looks like that?

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>>14905944
Corgan isn't macho and looks nothing like Statham

>> No.14906688

>>14905944
Man he looks like garbage

>> No.14906705

>>14906585
Is it re-traumatizing you to see him post this thread?

>> No.14907276

>>14905877
Which frag?

>> No.14907323

>>14905877
Why would you want to look younger? Young men look cringey as fuck. Embrace middle age and slay gold-digging younger pussy.

>> No.14907578
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They look so nice together. I want a trophy wife who's so into me :(

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>>14907578

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doubt it will last long but at least he made a blonde blue-eyed kid from a model

>> No.14907605
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purr soft kitty

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>> No.14907648

“Macho men” don’t wear makeup, faggot.

>> No.14907691

>>14905877
>I wanna wear eye makeup in order to look younger

the boomer cope

>> No.14907693

fuckin trophy wives

>> No.14907698

>>14907691
>tfw Legrand Wolf got his eyebrows tattooed and now i can't fap to him any longer because he looks like a tranny

>> No.14907708

>>14907698
well said

>> No.14907745

Statham every single time. You'd think if being bald is so easily pulled off as being macho then you;d have tons of examples. He looks like shit anyway and Rosie is Jewish.

>> No.14907780

>>14907745
i honestly think we're all jewish at this point

>> No.14907797

>>14907780
Well she is passed off as some upper class English girl when in reality, she is from Eastern Europe and her family have no English roots and only arrived 140 or so years ago as opposed to actual English who have over 1000 years of heritage.

>Rosie's great-grandmother, Enid Kohn, was from a family of Polish Jews who emigrated to England in the 1870s. Rosie's paternal grandmother, Gillian, also from a Jewish family

In Jewish terms, she is 100% Jewish as the line is female.

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>>14907797
I'm not doubting you.
I'm just saying holy shit there sure are a lot of jews.

>> No.14908067

>>14907797

what a pathetic post

>> No.14908100

>>14905885
Go back in time and tell your mom to get blacked. Probably easier for you than going outside. Also there is that melanotan 2 shit.

>> No.14908221

>>14906585
Hot

>> No.14908701

>>14905908
it's beautiful

>> No.14909003

>>14907797
We are all jewish goy. Don't think about it.

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kinda drunk right now, watching gay porn

>> No.14910570

>>14905877
how to get that jawline natty so I don't look like a fucking freak when all my hair has gone?

>> No.14910652

>>14910570
By mewing. The younger you are the easier it is to get a good jawline.

>> No.14910837

>>14906101
is he her trophy husband?

>> No.14910850

>>14905877
>I wanna wear eye makeup
so this is the power of "just shave it bro"?
lol

>>14910570
hope that reincarnation is real or get surgery everything else is COPE>>14910570

>> No.14910859

>>14905877
I'm going to help you. Get a brown eyeliner pencil. Line the upper eyelid with it and fill out your brow a bit with it. You might not notice a difference but people will think you look slightly younger and healthier.

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>>14910035
you remind me of brian bonds
*fist clenches then unclenches*

>> No.14910920

>>14905877
no. end of. just no.

>> No.14910929

>>14905944
He looks like Colonel Kurtz here