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What is your ideal women /fa/?

>> No.14804290

>>14804286
She'd be large and have facial hair...and penis.

Also she'd be a dude.

>> No.14804292
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14804292

Big brained and not childish.

>> No.14804295

>>14804292
based and redpilled.

>> No.14804297

5/10 homely Filipino girl

>> No.14804298
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>>14804286

>> No.14804299
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>>14804286
Tomboy aesthetic.

>> No.14804317

At this point I don't even care. I have no standards anymore

>> No.14804323

>>14804317
I thought so too until I installed tinder and swiped 95% to the left

>> No.14804329

>>14804317
You must have someone.

>> No.14804335 [DELETED] 

a virgin

You know you it's what you want - one woman for the rest of your life, who's never been with anyone but you. Who, although perfectly compatible to begin with, molds to your character and balances all your weaknesses, boosts all your strengths. You can only get that from a virgin. A woman whose children will be yours entirely. Did you know that a woman's children will take on characteristics of not only the father but other men she slept with or loved?

>> No.14804341

a virgin

You know it's what you want - one woman for the rest of your life, who's never been with anyone but you. Who, although perfectly compatible to begin with, molds to your character and balances all your weaknesses, boosts all your strengths. You can only get that from a virgin. A woman whose children will be yours entirely. Did you know that a woman's children will take on characteristics of not only the father but other men she slept with or loved?

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>>14804286

>> No.14804345
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14804345

Smart
Shy
Slightly autismo
Has similar taste in music
Modest

>> No.14804350
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>>14804341
stfu faggot

>> No.14804354
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someone like this pending she likes Sonic Youth and shoegaze
anyway back to /sp/ with you

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>>14804286
imma get one one day

>> No.14804364

>>14804286
This was definitely my childhood ideal, my crush looked very similar. I’m sort of put off by blue eyed pale brunettes now though.

>>14804344
This is definitely my adult ideal.

>> No.14804370
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14804370

My ex

>> No.14804377

>>14804350
That's not reddit, that's lumine boreali

>> No.14804390

daily remember that "girls" with short hair are all lesbians and commies

>> No.14804403

>>14804286
my girlfriend, but sex isn't painful for her and she likes it

>> No.14804405

>>14804354
sonic youth sucks tho

>> No.14804407

>>14804286
his ex >>14804370

>> No.14804408

>>14804341
Who cares lmao just have sex

>> No.14804436

>>14804403
:(

>> No.14804449

>>14804403
anon, I... :^(

>> No.14804454

>>14804297
Literally kill yourself if your aspirations are this low

>> No.14804463

>>14804341

I hate to break this to you but any woman that is a virgin over the age of 18 is damaged goods. Why would you want someone inexperienced in the first place? Only a virgin himself would believe in such petty nonsense.

>> No.14804500

>>14804345
>caring about music
Is how I know you arent allowed to be posting on this website yet.

>> No.14804518

>>14804500
We're talking about ideals, not requirements you faggot. I'd rather not have a gf that listens to nigger shit

>> No.14804523

>>14804405
they do not

>> No.14804528

skinny girl with a young cute face and nice hands and feet and legs partly Italian French or danish who is clingy and obsessed with me it'll create some nice drama

>> No.14804540
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>>14804286
Incels leave my baord reeeeee


Jannie do your job you fat fuck

>> No.14804544

>Tall (5'7"+)
>Asian
>Stylish/refined/Interesting
>Will produce 4 happy and healthy half breed children

in that order

>> No.14804547

>>14804292
big brained and childish but ready and willing to submit

>> No.14804566
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This basically

>> No.14804576

>>14804500
people with undeveloped taste can barely be called people at all

>> No.14804583
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>> No.14804588

>>14804299
She looks like a character from a weekday afternoon cartoon in 2003

>> No.14804619
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>> No.14804626
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Based ANGUS is back!

>> No.14804637

>>14804317
I FILL MY BODY WITH SIN

>> No.14804644

>>14804403
damn

>> No.14804654
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russian, smart, quiet, mature.

>not these
>>14804286
>>14804299
>>14804566
>>14804619

>alrighty
>>14804292
>>14804298
>>14804345

>> No.14804665
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>>14804654
Everyone has their own preferences.

>> No.14804689

>>14804540
>Nightcore

If someone listens to Nightcore unironically, they need putting down.

I'm ashamed that I even know what Nightcore is.

>> No.14804692

>>14804654
Didn't that girl fuck that skinny Russian wannabe thug twink?

>> No.14804704

>>14804665
Some people's taste is objectively trash though.

>> No.14804732

>>14804286
Literally clairo but thicker. Like 15-20 extra lbs. this is also when I accepted perfection doesn’t exist and I’m doomed to suffer

>> No.14804751

>>14804463
>Why would you want someone inexperienced in the first place?

>why don’t you want other men having sex with your future wife or girlfriend? That makes them better in bed!

Lmao

>> No.14804779

>>14804751
Yes, and clearly that is the only thing that matters. Wanting a woman for anything but sex is petty. Petty!

>> No.14804782

>>14804403
Ok coomer. Stop trying to imitate porn.

>> No.14804790

>>14804286
One that loves me

>> No.14804813

>>14804403
My ex dried up after about 10 minutes unless she was really horny.
Too much friction it started to hurt me let alone her.
Shit sucks dude, many times I didn't finish and she got upset about it.

>> No.14804819

>>14804540
she transferred her weight to him

>> No.14804841
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>> No.14804853

>>14804403
Just imagine how awful this feeling will become down the road, should you two stay together.

>> No.14804860
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>>14804654
>russian
>smart

>> No.14804873

>>14804779
>having preferences=bad!!!

Just because you’re fine with having a girl suck a lot of cocks so she can suck yours better doesn’t mean everyone else is I’d ether let them practice on me until they get it just right but hey different strokes for different folks

>> No.14804916

AYA

>> No.14804948

>>14804654
baised and mail-order-bride-pilled

>> No.14804949

>>14804732
This
I have a girl like that in my class, but never got the possibility to flirt with her, she was too shy when I was around (and too shy in général)
Too late now, she has a bf feelsbadman

>> No.14804955

>>14804860
Who is dostoevsky, tolstoy, pushkin etc. etc.

Are you a seething german or something?

>> No.14804966

>>14804286
Heavy Southern accent
Jewish
Long, flowing blonde hair
Six-pack
Taller than me
Large breasts
Thicc thighs
Extremely smart, much smarter than me
Loves me unconditionally
Likes Star Wars
Thinks I'm "cute but sexy"

I mean you did say ideal.

>> No.14804973

>>14804286
me in fem but bottom.

>> No.14805057

>>14804966
>star wars
lol look at this faggot

>> No.14805068

>>14804949
Based anon. Hopefully when she’s irrelevant in a year she’ll gain some weight and start whoring herself on insta

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>>14804286
This, nothing less, nothing more

>> No.14805174

>>14804370
get over it fag

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>>14804665

>> No.14805197
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14805197

Sieg’s woman is my ideal girl :^)

>> No.14805199

>>14805057
Ok cuntboy, what do you like?

>> No.14805201

>>14804286

Brunette, athletic, sleazy and demure

>> No.14805205
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>>14804286

>> No.14805209

>>14804286

bald, no teeth, flat head for the ashtray

>> No.14805210

>>14804841

goddamn she's spectacular

>> No.14805214
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>>14804286
This adorkable former idol history buff.

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>>14804286
kiko

>> No.14805261
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14805261

Pretty face
Normal BMI (pic related is too skinny and not a good example)
Smart
Funny
Ideally slightly extroverted to cancel out my crippling introversion

>> No.14805268

>>14804841
Damn, haven't seen this vid in a while. She's unbelievable. I think her @ is Isabel or some shit.

>> No.14805278

>>14804298
based Emma

>> No.14805305

>>14804966
So you're not attracted to any actual stereotypically jewish features (other than the large breasts), I guess part of ideal means having kids that will be eligible to apply for Israeli citizenship??
>Likes nerd wars
Such a weird post

>> No.14805317

>>14805305
Well I myself am Jewish, and would personally prefer to have my kids be Jewish as well without any hassle.
The rest is just based on appearance or character.

>> No.14805334

>>14805317
oh, that makes more sense
imo a girl who is into star wars or any "nerdy" thing is a red flag though

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>>14804286
Brown Hair, Blue eyes, and very cute

>> No.14805344

>>14805199
star trek

>> No.14805350

>>14805334
The reason I picked Star Wars is because it's the only interesting franchise I could think of that has a sizable amount of well-adjusted people interested in it.
If I had been asked this question a year ago I would have said Warhammer, MTG, Marvel or some stupid dork shit like that. I've done my best to limit my dweeb hobbies to "occasional Star Wars interest" to save myself from becoming an incel again.

>>14805344
No wonder you're pissed. Why the hate though? My mom likes Star Trek and I get along rather well with her.

>> No.14805377

>>14805317
>literal kike
>nobody told this goblin to go back to sand land
>gas chambers never existed

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>> No.14805416

>>14804403
Aw that sucks
I had this problem forever, the trick is my fella eats me out to orgasm *before* penetration and it’s a lot more comfortable
I still can’t cum from p in v, most women can’t, but it can feel good since I’m already relaxed and maximum lubed up after cumming
Good luck anon hope your gf find something that works

>> No.14805424

>>14805268
yep her laugh in this video was so infectious as well

>> No.14805439
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>> No.14805444
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>> No.14805450
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our queen

>> No.14805454

>>14805450
She’s not cute without makeup though her lips are weird and nose is big

>> No.14805459

>>14805450
And she posted nudes on soc so I have lost respect for her

>> No.14805463

>>14805459
link?

>> No.14805511

>>14804292
How the fuck playing a game makes you brained?

>> No.14805580

Brunette, slightly chubby (just slightly, not landwhale tier), sweet personality, dresses modestly (long skirts, modest blouses, sweaters) votes Republican. Is faithful and saving herself for marriage. Preferably Anglo-Saxon or Celtic ethnicity. Wants kids.

>> No.14805593
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14805593

tb h

>> No.14805596

>>14804751
>why would you want someone who has had a normal life with a variety of experiences? then she might realize what a useless sack of shit you are!

>> No.14805601

>>14805596
small dick virgins who dont want to be laughed at becuase of their inexperience and shrimp dick
i had this mentality when i was 14, only ever wanted to finger chicks because thought my dick was small
but outgrew it at 16 when my brain started to mature

>> No.14805602

>>14804370
Let it go senpai

>> No.14805618
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>>14804463
>>14804779
>>14805596
>>14805601
T.

>> No.14805629

>>14805618
>basedboy knows he is an inferior specimen and is constantly emotionally crippled by his insecurities
lol

>> No.14805639

>>14805629
>If you don't want to marry a woman who's had multiple trains run on her, then you're an INSECURE BASEDBOY!!!

>> No.14805651
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>> No.14805654
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Smart, funny, trustworthy, responsible

>> No.14805666

my qt gf
i'm proposing to her as soon as i get my chem. engineering degree

>> No.14805676

>>14805459
why didnt I know about this? wtf someone post the link pls

>> No.14805696

>>14805336
What kind of guy would she date ...

>> No.14805700
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>>14805696
She went full feminazi and shaved her head yesterday actually

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>> No.14805708
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>> No.14805711
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>> No.14805733

>>14805700
its amazing how much long brown hair helps

>> No.14805734

>>14804286
the last one to message me on tinder

>> No.14805746

Lmao I’m gay

>> No.14805754

>>14804344
wow youre right i DO want me a bitch who can pick plums in the forest

>> No.14805765

>>14805580
Cringe

>> No.14805773
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>> No.14805774

>>14805639
You know there’s middle ground, right? I hope you’re cool with a girl turning you down for having had your dick in somebody before.

>> No.14805779

>>14805676
It was a few months ago

>> No.14805798

>>14804299
Because what's more tomboy than a midriff-revealing shirt and copious amounts of eyeliner?

>> No.14805802
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>> No.14805821

>>14805779
Do you have a link or pics?

if you have pics pls make a new thread in /s/ and link it

>> No.14805826

>>14804370
This too shall pass

>> No.14805828

cute white suburban girl with braces and dirty blonde hair who likes picnics to contradict the junkie drug infused emo lifestyle aesthetic I live

>> No.14805829
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>>14804286
asian, duh

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>> No.14805853

>>14804292
Based as fuck

>> No.14805857

>>14805774
>I hope you’re cool with a girl turning you down for having had your dick in somebody before
I'm saving myself for marriage too, friend. That's how it works.

>> No.14805862

>>14805765
Post ideals.

>> No.14805866
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>> No.14805880

larg titie

>> No.14805894
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>>14805596
Step on a nerve did? You resort to body shaming because some men don’t see women as sexual objects

Gtfo out of here with your sexist ideologies and body shaming

>> No.14805896

>>14805629
>le beta le alpha meme

If anything I’m an omega

>> No.14806045

>>14805894
I think you should stop carelessly throwing around words you clearly don’t know the meaning of for the sake of sounding clever and edgy

>> No.14806052

>>14804286
Someone who won't leave me and is interesting to talk to and fuck ;)

>> No.14806056

>>14804286
Any one who would love my ugly ass back :(

>> No.14806101
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>>14804298
oh god...i-im c-cooming

>> No.14806146

>>14804298
Is that kate winslet? Who is that

>> No.14806150

>>14804358
What movie is this pic from? Dope garb

>> No.14806183

>>14805774
I mean it goes both ways bro, its calm if she does that because its her decision :^)

>> No.14806186

>>14804286

Is the answer: Someone who is you in female form?

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:^)

>> No.14806219

>women
>funny
just admit it, guys
we laught at their jokes becuase we want to fuck them

>> No.14806251

>>14806146
Emma Proulx. Lead singer of the band Men I trust

>> No.14806254

shes done a number on you gimps

>> No.14806268

>>14805261
>smart
>funny
>pretty face

you're living in Neverland buddy

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>>14805765
>What, you have personal tastes and ideals?
>Well, HOW FUCKING DARE YOU!?!?!?Your tastes are CRINGE!! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO HAVE DIFFERENT TASTE IN WOMEN THAN ME!!

>> No.14806295

>>14805261
average weight for US woman is 166lbs (quite fucking large) are you sure you want that?

>> No.14806296
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>>14805696
a chad mobile gamer of course!

>> No.14806301

>>14806295
That’s not what I said, BMI is the optimal weight range for a person depending on their height.

>> No.14806318

>>14805580
>Celtic ethnicity
not an ethnicity, every single irish, welsh and socttish person just cringed hard at this post bro

>> No.14806320

>>14804405
FINALLY

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>>14804345
why shy? legit curious

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Made this for the ideal threads but:
Kind
Smart
Self disciplined

Physically:
Full big lips
Big butt
Nice jaw
Anything but round eyes

>> No.14806394

>>14804403
what's painful about it? you got phimosis?

>> No.14806404

>>14806045
Saying someone should feel bad about their body if they can’t help it is body shaming ie talking about small dicks in a derogatory way

Saying any girl who isn’t a virgin is busted good is claiming a woman is solely defined by her sexual encounters is sexist and very cringe

Stop acting like your buzzwords only go one way

>> No.14806408

>>14805754
>city dweller can't tell a countryside garden from a forest
Sad

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>>14804370

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>>14804292
>>14804654
>>14804841
>>14805170
>>14805439
Nice

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>>14804286

>> No.14806446
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Narcissistic, insecure, violent, and sensual. Loves to dance.

>> No.14806452

>>14806425
those are some very empty, sad eyes

>> No.14806638

>>14806192
Who who who

>> No.14806661

>>14806446
Based Alice pagani >

>> No.14806709

an art hoe.

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