Fragrance General

[Anonymous No.14757650]

Previous thread: >>14748732

BBC perfume documentary (part 1 of 3):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=annRzLYrRwM
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w2c bottles
(USA-Canada)
http://www.fragrancenet.com
http://www.fragrancebuy.ca
http://www.luckyscent.com

Use Google to obtain the maximum discount code at fragrancenet (35%).

(Europe)
http://www.notino.com
(see directory at bottom for your country)
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general info
http://fragrance.org/intelligence/knowledge-center/
http://perfumesociety.org/discover-perfume/an-introduction/
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various fragrance communities/review sites/blogs
http://www.fragrantica.com/
http://www.basenotes.net/
http://www.parfumo.net/
http://www.nstperfume.com/
http://www.boisdejasmin.com/
http://www.kafkaesqueblog.com
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w2c samples
http://www.luckyscent.com/
http://www.theperfumedcourt.com/
http://www.surrendertochance.com/
http://www.perfumista.co.uk/
http://www.ausliebezumduft.de/fragrances.html
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on DIY fragrances
http://www.perfumersapprentice.com/
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affordable snice scents
http://pastebin.com/VX6RDpm6

[Anonymous No.14757654]

[Anonymous No.14757663]

Shout out to the anon who recommended this as an alternative to Gucci Pour Homme II. Shit's cash.

It's the "cozy in a log cabin with a pumpkin pie baking in the oven" version of GPH II.

Also cheap as hell.

[Anonymous No.14757667]

What is the most vile frag you have ever smelled other than secretions magnifique?

[Anonymous No.14757670]

>>14757667
Creed Aventus

[Anonymous No.14757678]

>>14757667
Montale Golden Aoud

[Anonymous No.14757705]

>>14757650
Thread is picking up, so I want to report that I've chosen the pic because I got my sample of Winter Palace today. Sprayed it after a training this morning and can't stop sniffing my wrists. That's such a good scent. Fresh, zesty, ambery, deep. I reckon it can be worn all year round but at heat waves and freezing cold winter days. Good stuff. I really hope I'll find it at least to be bad performing because otherwise I won't have an excuse to don't cop a bottle.
>>14757667
There's plenty of stuff that I hate but when it comes to vile fragrances then I find ELDO Rien Intense absolutely unwearable, basically attention-whoring in a bottle, Hyrax is famously fecal and extreme. Some of the oud attars I tried in Arabian Oud shop in NYC were also quite vile. Out of the stuff I hate then for sure many cloying trivial designer stuff, overdosed plebeian ambroxan, turberose+gourmands/tobacco almost universally makes me vomit (think Rome 1963 by 4160 Tuesdays or Cafe Tuberosa by Atelier Cologne). I also can't stand any perfume with heavy immortelle note as it reminds me of Rosół (polish broth) lol.

[Anonymous No.14757726]

>>14757667
eros

[Anonymous No.14757747]

>>14757726
civet.jpg

[Anonymous No.14757760]

Rate my growing collection

[Anonymous No.14757789]

>>14757760
Jeremycore frags, you smell good but boring. I do like Individuel, TdH and Prada Carbon at lot though

[Anonymous No.14757808]

>>14757760
How is Versace l'Homme?

[Anonymous No.14757941]

If I want an Aventus clone to just avoid the batch variation autism/price of Aventus, should I just cop a 60ml of Explorer rather than be dissappoined with something like CDNIM?

[Anonymous No.14757946]

>>14757760
looks like you ransacked a duty free shop. Seriously, this looks so boring...

[Anonymous No.14757950]

>>14757760
What’s the gray fist top row third from right?

[Anonymous No.14757959]

>>14757941
Get a ten ml decant of aventus first. You won’t even use it up

[Anonymous No.14757985]

>>14757950
Diesel Only the Brave

[Anonymous No.14758013]

>>14757789
>Office for men
Care to explain this brah?

[Anonymous No.14758018]

>>14757760
Nice, but now the time has come to dip your toes into the niche realm

[Anonymous No.14758020]

>>14757985
Thanks. Cool bottle

[Anonymous No.14758029]

>>14757941
Consider cedrat boise (not a clone, but along the same lines)

[Anonymous No.14758041]

>>14757650
How do I know whether people can smell the fragrance on me? Also any uni fragrance recommendations that could be smelled off you other than Eros?

[Anonymous No.14758043]

>>14758041
Amani code

[Anonymous No.14758044]

>>14757808
It's good if you don't mind synthetics like that. Gets compliments, BUT also literally caused a co-worker to go into a coughing fit after i freshly applied 2 sprays. Great affordable / versatile blind buy

[Anonymous No.14758054]

>>14757808
>>14758044
>>>14757808
>It's good if you don't mind synthetics like that. Gets compliments, BUT also literally caused a co-worker to go into a coughing fit after i freshly applied 2 sprays. Great affordable / versatile blind buy

Fuck. Ignore this shit- I thought you asked about versace pour homme. I haven't smelled l'homme either

[Anonymous No.14758060]

>>14757667
Polo green

[Anonymous No.14758075]

>>14757667
Apparently lord of goathorn is up there

[Anonymous No.14758130]

>>14757789
Based Yatagan

[Anonymous No.14758160]

what do you think of these? supposed to smell like an art museum and SEX

[Anonymous No.14758167]

>>14757650 Did you forcefully penetrate some womyn today anon?

[Anonymous No.14758183]

>>14758013
>he didn’t but a bottle of the original KS batch for the memes
You don’t belong in this thread.

[Anonymous No.14758194]

My mum loves the smell of sweet peas, so for her birthday coming up, I'm getting her a bottle of My Burberry EDP. She loved my previous purchase of Flowerbomb and also the decant of Black Opium floral shock I got her to try out, so I'm hoping she'll enjoy it.
Also thinking of grabbing Boss bottled oud for myself as a reward for work finishing for the season. Any other anons making happy purchases lately?

[Anonymous No.14758197]

what scent is this feel?

[Anonymous No.14758228]

>>14758183
Your use of greentext is puzzling. Will you please clarify what you're trying to say?

[Anonymous No.14758239]

>>14758228
That was obviously supposed to say “buy”

[Anonymous No.14758254]

>>14758197
spruce trees and snow

[Anonymous No.14758259]

>>14757760
What do you think about The Dreamer? It smells really unique but performance is meh for me.

[Anonymous No.14758261]

>>14758197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddvWmdbGNN0

[Anonymous No.14758275]

>>14758167
Why no Anon, I had consensual and healthy intercourse with a woman.

[Anonymous No.14758279]

I'm going to a Halloween party tonight without much notice, so I just decided to go as a guy on vacation at the beach. Sunglasses, unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt, spray tan, flip flops, etc.

Should I use Jovan tropical musk or Nautica voyage?

[Anonymous No.14758323]

>>14757946
>boring
stop with this meme, it may be boring to you and other fragrance autists but he'll actually smell 10x more pleasant than all the beaver ass extract wearing hipsters in here

there is no such thing as "boring" for the average person since most people don't wear anything or wear some total basic bitch drug store cheapies

[Anonymous No.14758346]

>>14758279
Everyone will be so drunk they won't notice the difference.
But if you're asking which fragrances are sleazecore then go with:

https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Etat-Libre-d-Orange/Secretions-Magnifiques-4523.html

[Anonymous No.14758353]

>>14758279
https://yuki.la/fa/12570944

[Anonymous No.14758355]

>>14758279
>I'm going to a Halloween party tonight without much notice, so I just decided to go as a guy on vacation at the beach. Sunglasses, unbuttoned Hawaiian shirt, spray tan, flip flops, etc.
why do normies do this? do they really think it's funny or cool? Jesus Christ, the cringe...

[Anonymous No.14758363]

>>14758323
The truth is somewhere in the middle. People do recognize the smell
of best sellers and will think some are pretty generic even if they’re not interested in frags.

Niche also doesn’t smell like beavers ass. Most niche are actually pretty boring and plenty aren’t as well done as designer scents. But there’s also plenty that smell great.

There’s good from both sides.

People have an issue with this dude’s collection because it’s pretty redundant. If you own a blue designer you don’t need to own another 10 that more or less smell the same.

[Anonymous No.14758381]

>>14758346

[Anonymous No.14758384]

>>14758355
True, having fun with friends at a party is definitely cringey.


You can’t have Halloween parties after Halloween though. Gotta be before or after, but hopefully you get laid anon

[Anonymous No.14758390]

>>14758384
>wearing goofy clothing because of social peer pressure BS
>having fun
kek pick one

[Anonymous No.14758395]

>>14758363
M8, don’t try to post a measured, rational response here. It’s all either designer fuccbois who smell like a high school locker room, or niche autists who smell like beaver ass! Haven’t you been paying attention?! We don’t do nuance here.

[Anonymous No.14758398]

>>14758355
>>14758390
Have sex.

[Anonymous No.14758399]

>>14758275
based globohomo f*moidposter

[Anonymous No.14758404]

>>14758395
Kek. Good point

[Anonymous No.14758410]

>>14758398
For real dog. Hit the gym and make some normie friends. You can improve your circumstances.

[Anonymous No.14758430]

MDCI fags, what are your favorite masculines from the brand?

I tried their amber fragrance and it was pretty quality but not something I personally want to wear. It intrigued me to try more from them.

[Anonymous No.14758490]

thoughts?
really excited to try odeur 53 and the imaginary authors frags especially whispered myths but got odeur 71 just incase I don’t like 53

[Anonymous No.14758496]

>>14757760
youtuber/10

[Anonymous No.14758499]

>>14758490
Soleil Blanc is terrible in my opinion. Smells like cheap suntan lotion. Soleil Neige is the one you want to try.

[Anonymous No.14758506]

>>14758275
>implying rough sex can't be consensual
get a load of this normie

[Anonymous No.14758517]

>>14758499
I personally love Soleil Blanc because it smells like suntan lotion, so different strokes I guess. Neige was nice too though when I sampled it

[Anonymous No.14758523]

>>14758490
Bull's Blood and ACoF are probably the most challenging of the line. Definitely artistic expressions, but something like Cape Heartache or Memoirs of a Trespasser is much more wearable

[Anonymous No.14758544]

>>14758499
>>14758517
i dont go to the beach nearly enough to associate a strong scent with suntan lotion so i guess it’ll be a nice little experiment when it arrives
>>14758523
i really wanted to try memoirs of a trespasser too but sadly samples weren’t available, cape heartache sounded boring on paper to me tho

[Anonymous No.14758558]

>>14757760
no fahrenheit. dropped.

[Anonymous No.14758572]

>>14758506
My gf and I actually schedule our rapes.
I text her to go jogging in an isolated area of a wooded park at dusk and then I hunt her down and drag her, screaming into the underbrush.
She loves it and we've only frightened one dog-walker in the 6 or 7 times that we've done it.
Luckly I finish quickly this way so we were driving away just as the police arrived.

[Anonymous No.14758586]

>>14758572
Well we know she’s got an easy plan to get rid of you when she’s bored, lol

[Anonymous No.14758608]

What are the best Soviet and Eastern Bloc fragrances?

[Anonymous No.14758641]

>asked near end of last thread, asking again itt
>thanks to the two anons who recommended xerjoff/mdci, will check them out
Looking for a new "warm spicy" frag for the fall. I already have Pegasus, Layton, Herod, Spicebomb, Noir Extreme, L'Homme Ideal EDP, JXXV, The One, Jazz Club, By the Fireplace, 1776, HiM, TV, and DHI. I'm looking for something a little more cheeky this time. I was thinking 1 Million Prive/Lucky, or Azzaro Wanted by Night. I've also been hearing Nuit D'Issey Noir Argent hyped lately. Which of those 4 is your guys' favorite? Is there another I should look into?

[Anonymous No.14758646]

>>14757663
Wearing this today! Absolutely gorgeous. Bought it blind, glad I did.

[Anonymous No.14758655]

>>14758586
Nice cope, son
She'll never get tired of my fat 8x7 incher

[Anonymous No.14758667]

>>14758641
seems like you have enough

[Anonymous No.14758674]

>>14758667
>enough
The ride never ends, anon.

[Anonymous No.14758692]

>>14758399
Based Versace putting fear into the insecure whitoids

[Anonymous No.14758698]

>>14758674
maybe switch addictions to something else for a while? Im hearing good things about opiates

[Anonymous No.14758717]

>>14758197
comme des garcons 2

[Anonymous No.14758727]

>>14758041
you become noseblind to the fragrance after a couple of minutes, you can be autistic and ask them straight away

[Anonymous No.14758729]

>>14758698
Been there done that. Frags are like food to me. You need to change it up. Who wants to eat the same thing every day? Not me, and I don't want to smell the same thing either. Even after accumulating a fuck ton of frags, it's still nice to add something new to the rotation.

[Anonymous No.14758763]

>>14758608
Now this would be cool to investigate. I'm sure the ruskies have come up with plenty of good shit.

[Anonymous No.14758769]

I just bought CDG concrete.

How do I feel about this?

[Anonymous No.14758852]

>>14758398
I just did yesterday, where is your god now you disgusting normie?
go wear some goofy clown ass outfit you mental child lmao

[Anonymous No.14758871]

>>14758763
>>14758608
Not much really. Most of the stuff from West was treated as luxurious here. Even basic designer stuff if the day or 4117 cologne

[Anonymous No.14758872]

>>14758769
I have three of those won’t-stand-up bottles and I’ve spent so much time glaring at them as they take up space

[Anonymous No.14758883]

>>14758852

[Anonymous No.14758892]

>>14758852
No you didn’t.

[Anonymous No.14758912]

>>14758872
I can't remember where I saw it but there's a holder for them somewhere out there

[Anonymous No.14758933]

>>14758912
i think some of them are being sold like this, but idk how you just buy the holder

[Anonymous No.14758992]

>>14758892
normie tears

[Anonymous No.14758999]

>>14758992
I know, 100% for a fact, that you have a Pepe/Wojack folder.

[Anonymous No.14759009]

>>14758999
>someone on 4chan has memes saved up!
wow so clever
how does it make you feel that someone with pepe memes had sex and you didn't you fucking normie sheep?

[Anonymous No.14759011]

>>14758872
literally the reason I refuse to buy a bottle of Wonderwood

[Anonymous No.14759037]

>>14758852
>>14758992
>>14759009
Embarrassing 2bqhfam

[Anonymous No.14759039]

Anyone got experience with cyber garden? I somewhere that it its similar to the soft lawn. If this is the case, I miight blindbuy it

[Anonymous No.14759071]

Finally cool enough to start wearing some of my favorite stronger scents. What do you lads think of my fall/winter rotation?

[Anonymous No.14759092]

>>14759009
Dude, shut the fuck up, Gary.

[Anonymous No.14759139]

>>14759009
Posts this bad get a civet.

[Anonymous No.14759141]

>>14757760
Mont blanc gross desu

[Anonymous No.14759144]

>>14758641
try l'homme sage by divine

>>14759071
royal oud is good. i wouldn't consider the rest being full bottle worthy. NY intense is preppy core

[Anonymous No.14759155]

>>14759071
why is that pleb fragrance with the patricians?

[Anonymous No.14759168]

>>14759139
cute boye

[Anonymous No.14759202]

>>14759155
No matter how hard I try to deny it, it is a god tier scent with amazing performance.

[Anonymous No.14759272]

>>14757667
Honestly secretions is quite pleasant, only mkk I don’t like

[Anonymous No.14759282]

>>14759202
Why does he look like he's crying in the club?

[Anonymous No.14759292]

>>14759282
Jeremy is a profoundly unhappy person.

[Anonymous No.14759299]

Is New Haarlem impossible to find now? I see bottles on Amazon and Philippine frag stores but I don't expect either to be the real deal

Anything options worth trusting?

[Anonymous No.14759303]

>>14759292
NPD is a fuck. He just had to make his own brand after getting housemogged by Tom Ford.

[Anonymous No.14759333]

>>14759299
Might as well try the Amazon listing since you're guaranteed your money back if it's fake

[Anonymous No.14759348]

>>14757667

zootopia hyrax. Its sweaty badger asshole. I like some animalic but its absolutely brutal. Only frag I have ever scrubbed. Sun caked poop on a hot stone.

>>14757760

Jeremeycore. you bought his entire amazon list. Sell at least half that and diversify. Lots of redundancy

>>14757941
>>14757959

This, still nursing a 15ml aventus decant over a couple months. Buy a decant of the real deal.

[Anonymous No.14759350]

Best sleazecore frags?
ill start
tobacco oud

[Anonymous No.14759359]

>>14759348

cont. (forgot to add)....Ignore aventus batch code autism. Retard thots and roasties are noselets. They are completely nose-blind to "smokey" vs "fruity" batch differences. You are wasting your money looking for the best one just buy a whatever batch its 95% the same, stacey wont suck your dick because your batch was extra pineappley

[Anonymous No.14759370]

Whenever I spot a dude wearing fragrance I immediately wonder if he's a paid male escort (gay).

Women like men to smell like testosterone, not flowers.

[Anonymous No.14759395]

Best fragrance that Kohl's sells? Got a gift card

[Anonymous No.14759405]

>>14759370
(You)

[Anonymous No.14759431]

>>14759333
Is that even if the item is opened?

[Anonymous No.14759432]

>>14759395
Best fragrance that Hot Topic sells? Got a gift card

[Anonymous No.14759454]

>>14759432
Fragrance One: The Cure Concert for Men

[Anonymous No.14759476]

>>14759370
protip: gay men hate fragrances
we like man sweat
most gay bars are fragrance-free spaces

[Anonymous No.14759481]

>>14759476
Rekt

[Anonymous No.14759505]

>>14759476
>gay bars
imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.14759516]

>>14759505
Fragrance One: Santorum for Men

[Anonymous No.14759520]

>>14759395
>Kohl's
you mean Kiehl's? I tried their famous Kiehl's musk, was not impressed.

[Anonymous No.14759588]

>>14759476
kouros was a big gay clubbing frag I heard

[Anonymous No.14759640]

>>14758197
Winter 99 Kerosene

[Anonymous No.14759643]

>>14759520
No, Kohl’s the department store

[Anonymous No.14759649]

>>14757760
Pretty satisfying how you placed them

[Anonymous No.14759650]

>>14759643
they sell stuff from department stores that nobody bought

[Anonymous No.14759708]

>>14758239
K but that collection isn't strong enough to start buying fragrances ironically

[Anonymous No.14759717]

>>14759139

[Anonymous No.14759722]

>>14758355
You need to take a good, honest look at yourself man. Not trying to bait a response here, but getting rustled by someone going to a halloween party, is showing some serious problems. It's ok if you don't want to do shit like that, but it's also ok if others do shit like that.

[Anonymous No.14759724]

can anyone give me any information on the following montales/mancera frags? i want to sample them
Montale: starrry night, red vetiver, oudmazing sensual instinct, honey aoud
mancera: Aoud cafe, red tobacco, purple flowers, black vanilla and sand aoud
for mancera i already really like their aoud blue notes, aoud lemon mint cedrat boise and black gold

[Anonymous No.14759736]

What should I look for in a year-round fragrance. I've been recommended the one by d&g but I didn't see that on the info graphic. Unless I'm a blind retard(likely)

[Anonymous No.14759750]

>>14759736
Bleu de chanel edp

[Anonymous No.14759752]

>>14759750
>Bleu de chanel edp
Okay thanks I'll look into it.

[Anonymous No.14759815]

Should I try the original edt, the edp, or the Intense L’Homme Ideal first for the best fall/winter frag?

[Anonymous No.14759837]

>>14759292
>>14759303
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFdl76vydv0
never forget

[Anonymous No.14759860]

>>14759837

[Anonymous No.14759861]

>>14759837
Oooof

[Anonymous No.14759863]

>>14759815
I only own/have smelled the EDP but it's pretty great. Really sweet the cherry coke comparison isn't a meme. If you like stuff like Herod you'll also like the EDP.

[Anonymous No.14759864]

>>14759860
>>14759861
Based oofposters.

[Anonymous No.14759866]

>>14759837
Please no, I can’t handle the cringe!

[Anonymous No.14759868]

>>14757760
I'm actually thinking about getting Luna Rossa Carbon this week desu

[Anonymous No.14759871]

>>14759837
That's a guy on that pic isn't it?

[Anonymous No.14759874]

>>14759837
/int/ weren't joking when they meant krauts are socially autistic

[Anonymous No.14759882]

>>14759750
I only tried the EDT what's so special about the EDP?

[Anonymous No.14759897]

>>14759588
Yeah I heard that of Eugene

[Anonymous No.14759898]

>>14759476
Isn't Tom Ford frags is marketed towards gays?

[Anonymous No.14759899]

>>14759588
Yeah I heard that from Eugene

[Anonymous No.14759912]

>>14759882
It's a bit richer and more rounded for year round wear (imo). It's not groundbreaking or worth a seperate purchase, but it has to be one of the best if you want 1 frag to wear year round

[Anonymous No.14759917]

>>14758197
Memebomb Extreme

[Anonymous No.14759923]

>>14759917
>Memebomb
It’s Snicebomb, you absolute fucking newfag!

[Anonymous No.14759939]

>>14759863
Does it smells like vanilla as well?

[Anonymous No.14759969]

>>14759837
This is very cringy but I'm not sure how to feel about Tom Ford not handling rejection well
His fragrances are polarizing after all

[Anonymous No.14759970]

I am a straightman

[Anonymous No.14760089]

*mogs your beaver ass extract in your path*

[Anonymous No.14759986]

>>14759871
why cause her head's kinda big?

[Anonymous No.14759991]

>>14759970
>I am a straightman

See
>>14759588

[Anonymous No.14760094]

Lads, what type of cologne should I use to fit my style? Im trynna go for a basics-earth toned style
Pic kinda related, not me but its a very similar style

[Anonymous No.14759998]

>>14759970
>>14759071
GOD DAMN WHY IS SAUVAGE TAINTING ALL OF THESE BASED COLLECTIONS?
>>14757760
Peak mental illness ngl. wtf do you need all of these "blue" frags i mean holy shit. He also fell for the ch men, individuel, azzaro wanted, dior homme parfum meme. These are just bad fragrances really.

[Anonymous No.14759999]

>>14759969
I don't fucking get why his frags are overpriced

[Anonymous No.14760008]

>>14759724
Plz respond

[Anonymous No.14760011]

*dabs on other "blue" frags

[Anonymous No.14760109]

>>14759998
I personally just wanted to compare it to eau sauvage

[Anonymous No.14760114]

Am I the only one here who only comes to /fa/ for the frag thread? Do you guys look at all the other shit on this board?

[Anonymous No.14760115]

>>14760114
No i literally only come here for this general

[Anonymous No.14760119]

>>14760114
Totally with you on that anon

[Anonymous No.14760074]

>>14759970
>fat electrician
Nice underrated addition

[Anonymous No.14760152]

>>14760114
>>14760115
>>14760119
Based

[Anonymous No.14760159]

>>14760094
Dior Sauvage

[Anonymous No.14760172]

>>14759970
>JUST

[Anonymous No.14760203]

>>14760172
Fuck my shit up

[Anonymous No.14760212]

Thoughts on azzaro pour homme l'eau does it smell like quorum?

[Anonymous No.14760242]

>>14760159
Any other one that is cheaper?

[Anonymous No.14760247]

>>14759969
I think he was just taken aback by the autism he was confronted with and then to crown it he had to learn that ambre nuit was a TF fragrance

[Anonymous No.14760283]

>>14759970
Hello fellow Timbuktu chad

[Anonymous No.14760287]

>>14760114
I browse sneaker threads once in a while

[Anonymous No.14760309]

>>14757667
Jimmy Choo Man Blue
>Went to the local dept store to sample some BDC Parfum when it came out
>Store was kinda empty so got approached by 2 associates
>One showed me the BDC collection, the other tried showing me other "blue" fragrances
>The latter, watching my attention sway towards the superior fragrance fucking snapped
>Grabbed the latest fragrance she had on her shitty section and assaulted me with it
>"Here! Try it on your skin so you can smell it with your pH" as she proceeded to desecrate my forearm with 4 sprays of that vile substance
>Get a noseful of its fucked up DNA
>"Well it smells kinda nice, kinda sweet for a blue fragranc..."
>Then I get a whiff of the leather
>The fucking leather
>Like biting the seed hidden inside an orange slice
>"Wow what a deep frag but not exactly what I'm looking for"
>Drive home with the windows down as to not suffocate in the headache inducing miasma that now surrounds me

I may be exaggerating a lot and good for you if you like it but this was the most off smelling fragrance I've ever tried out, Spicebomb night vision being 2nd place

[Anonymous No.14760404]

>>14759071
Kek this is a perfect bait that might trigger everyone

[Anonymous No.14760405]

>>14759476
Wrong

[Anonymous No.14760407]

>>14759837
Someone post the German creativity pasta
>>14759874

[Anonymous No.14760411]

>>14760114
Same. Whatever they might be saying it’s one of the best generals where you can get exposition to wide range of frags. From designer stuff to ultra niche. It’s also entertaining af sometimes

[Anonymous No.14760431]

best website to buy from in Europe? Fragrancenet doesn't ship here (but it did in the past, or am I mistaken?). Notino is just not as cheap as fragrancenet, I need a good alternative.

[Anonymous No.14760454]

I love tobacco in frags, own only a bottle of London and a big decant of Pure Havane/Spicebomb so far. I really am debating getting a bottle of Spicebomb too, but is it redundant with me owning London?? Does it smell too arab like?

[Anonymous No.14760463]

I want to see more collections.
I'm thinking about adding memoir man to mine.

[Anonymous No.14760465]

>>14760463
obviously forgot pic

[Anonymous No.14760474]

>>14757760
there's MAYBE 4 fragrances worth keeping here

[Anonymous No.14760477]

>>14757760
Do yourself a favour and buy something decent like AHSEE or even Chergui

[Anonymous No.14760484]

>>14760465
diet pepsi will always be a superior flanker.

[Anonymous No.14760496]

>>14760484
for me, it's pepsi max

[Anonymous No.14760510]

>>14757663
How sweet is it, and how strong is the cinnamon? Not a big fan of cinnamon, but I wanted to try it.

[Anonymous No.14760513]

>>14760114
I've noticed that the general is largely poor memes and people seeking approval, but the occasional recommendation and descriptions of frags is nice. I do browse other threads.

[Anonymous No.14760519]

I bought this gosha fragrance for the meme but it’s actually pretty good

[Anonymous No.14760520]

>>14760519
eau de pedophile
nice

[Anonymous No.14760566]

>>14758355
he's going to a party. You'll be alternating by shit-posting and jerking off to dick rate threads.

He's a winner, you're a loser. Deal.

[Anonymous No.14760589]

>>14760520
It smells like lollipops and baby powder

[Anonymous No.14760621]

I am incapable of detecting scent

What do you guys recommend

[Anonymous No.14760628]

just got my mum to smell blackpepper on me.
She gagged

[Anonymous No.14760642]

>>14757760
I just did math as a warning for newbs coming to this thread. This collection made only of shopping mall designer scents costed $1,633.82 if everything was bought on discounters websites (I tried to account for bottle size) but I doubt that so it probably costed closer to $2,000. You will likely realize over time that 90% of scents you have are trivial and redundant, but since you got 2.4 liters of fragrance here, first you'd need to spray them roughly 19,200 times to finish all of the bottles. At a generous 5 sprays routine per day this would take 3840 days, so roughly 10.5 years. 10.5 years of spraying the same 26 designer scents over and over again just because you were an overexcited faggot who bought all of that in his first 2 months of getting into this hobby thanks to some Youtuber was recommending them as pantydroppers. Imagine being such a tool.

[Anonymous No.14760651]

>>14760628
you made your mom gag? Hot!

[Anonymous No.14760653]

>>14760642
this is why you should only be buying samples and decants on your first year or two of getting into frags. Or just have a lot of self-controly.

[Anonymous No.14760657]

>>14757667
Bvlgari Black. Makes me feel queasy

[Anonymous No.14760659]

>>14759998
Dhp isn’t a Meme you retard lmao

[Anonymous No.14760660]

>>14760642
Based. Quite surprised that it is only $2k though. Now imagine using Sauvage in 10 years time. Always sample first and then buy a small decant (especially with expensive stuff) before jumping into buying a full bottle boys. Also go for the smallest size possible if you're not sure if you are absolutely in love with a scent and going to be in 1 years time. It costs more per ml but this is just a marketing hack to make you buy 100ml as you start thinking 'if I buy 100ml I'm saving by a lot' so you can feel pleasantly smart about yourself and pull a trigger on a more expensive thing that you probably don't need. This hobby can be really affordable with a proper sample routine.

[Anonymous No.14760672]

Is Chance by Chanel any good?

[Anonymous No.14760685]

>>14760114
Same. /frag/ only. I give zero fucks about fashion otherwise,

[Anonymous No.14760696]

>like Eucalyptus
>look around for fragrances with Eucalyptus
>get Body Kouros
>wear it a couple times; like it somewhat
>wear it this week to work
>"Ugh"
Don't think I like this anymore. Got a weird sweetness that I'm not a fan of. It's a full bottle, though. Do I try to sell it?
>decant it
Kind of can't be bothered. Can I trade it or something?

[Anonymous No.14760706]

>>14760642
At least he has 11 years of Normie pleasing scents + based tdh

[Anonymous No.14760718]

>>14760696
Man it's a risky af blind buy but it either works for you or it doesn't.
t. blind bought it and luckily love it in winter with a cosy turtleneck and peacoat

[Anonymous No.14760725]

>>14757760
Did you use the tip of the iceberg as an ispiration?

[Anonymous No.14760743]

>>14760672
I don’t quite remember how the original chance smells like, but my gf uses the Eua Tendre flanker and it’s very good.

[Anonymous No.14760745]

>>14760743
i meant for men .... its what ive been using the past few days and ive gotten a lot of compliments on it

[Anonymous No.14760776]

>>14759837
Oh my fucking god I cant believe I watched that. This is so fucking bad dude, Oh nO NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.14760785]

What are some similar fragances to Le Male and Ultra for someone who has only used said fragances for almost half his life? I'm 19

[Anonymous No.14760797]

>>14760785
Armani stronger with you

[Anonymous No.14760850]

>>14760114
I'm getting to be a relatively old /fa/'er (25), I just come here now and sometimes the odd thread will catch my interest on the catalog
>>14760465
Interesting that you have those all together in your small collection. What do you think of Black? I've been lusting after it for a while
>>14760725
rekt

How's everyone doing with the new Slumberhouse release? I really really want some Norne and to try others (especially Jeke), but it seems that decant prices are going to be fairly high. I wish I could just grab a bottle because Norne is in my top tier but I have way too many expenses/other interests to be a full bottle autist

[Anonymous No.14760886]

>>14760465
I really want to try Kyoto and Avignon, really interested in the description. Do you actually wear it outside though?

[Anonymous No.14760894]

>>14760886
Avignon is really headache inducing. I’ve never been to church so I can’t comment on it being the best church incense frag

[Anonymous No.14760935]

just copped this after loving, and then accidentally spilling my .7ml sample. Smells like sprite

[Anonymous No.14760969]

>>14760454
I hate London, smells like sour shit to me, but I love snicebomb. No its not redundant. My fat pajeet friend used to wear London every day, so if anything London carries that association not Snicebomb.

[Anonymous No.14760977]

>>14757650
I literally just want to smell like sandalwood bc I'm a closeted hippy. How do I achieve this without being a disgusting hippy?

[Anonymous No.14760984]

>>14760484
>>14760496
Cherry Vanilla where it's at

[Anonymous No.14760990]

mens fragrances suck

[Anonymous No.14760992]

>>14760672
Are you asking for a guy?

[Anonymous No.14761015]

Thinking about getting a vanilla frag should I go with L’Homme Ideal Parfum or Snicebomb Extreme? That's the only two I liked

[Anonymous No.14761037]

>>14761015
Pegasus.

[Anonymous No.14761038]

>>14760977
Tam Dao

[Anonymous No.14761039]

>>14760992
yes sry shouldve made it clear

[Anonymous No.14761060]

>>14761015
Honestly, niche does vanilla better in my opinion. Try some niche vanilla frags.

[Anonymous No.14761069]

>>14759370

Constantly bullied pheromone poster here: regular bathing/showering washes off all your “testosterone”/pheromones. It takes days to accumulate in your skin oils or is released in your sweat. The community only can into existence recently because it was an opportunity to be exploited because natural pheromones and smells don’t exist anymore. Look how many of you can’t even handle some musk in your frag

[Anonymous No.14761072]

>>14759395

I mean this very seriously and unironcally. Eros. Eros and code are the best they have with some polo mixed in. You’re getting lower mid to low end stuff. They are an overstock like Ross. But every store is different

[Anonymous No.14761075]

>>14761069
Don’t start with your autism. You’re not bullied, you’re rightfully called out on your nonsense. Just stop. We ain’t buying what you’re selling. It’s pseudoscientific broscience bullshit. Never post here again.

[Anonymous No.14761078]

>>14760465
How is CDG black?

[Anonymous No.14761105]

>>14761060
such as...?

[Anonymous No.14761175]

>>14760850
>>14761078
Black is my favourite perfume actually. You get mostly pepper licorice and tar. Somehow it's surprisingly wearable. When I was first sampling it it didn't do anything for me, but when I actually wore it on myself I was shocked by how good this was.
>>14760886
I know why you ask that and the answer is; yes and no. I like to wear Kyoto when I'm alone, whether it is at home or outside. It's meditative for me, like actual incense. I'm not very good at describing smells but I'd say it is ethereal and mystic. Exactly what you would expect from a Buddhist temple.

You gotta get yourself some cdg and vanilla pepsi max bros

[Anonymous No.14761193]

>>14760990
I'm at the tipping point of not giving a fuck and wanting to explore women's frags, some classics specifically. It's hard enough to find something you love. What would you recommend?

[Anonymous No.14761195]

>>14760672
Asked a girl what she was wearing once becuase I liked it so much. She said it was chance, could have been a flanker, but yes, its good.

[Anonymous No.14761200]

>>14761069
Get the fuck out you smelly piece of shit. You are delusional and no normal person is gonna be attracted to someone who doesn't bathe. You're disgusting.

[Anonymous No.14761203]

>>14759837
Who is this girl and why have I seen her posted here multiple times?

[Anonymous No.14761206]

Polskibro, I'm visiting Gdansk next month. Are there any nice frag shops I should check out? Ideally with hard-to-find niche stuff. Any other recs welcome as well.

Also, should I just blindbuy Avignon? Been thinking about it for a while and I can't sample it in person anywhere here where I live.

[Anonymous No.14761209]

>>14761175
Ok, this is Reflection

[Anonymous No.14761214]

>>14761209
Disturbing.

[Anonymous No.14761219]

the collection grows. I know, they all fill the same niche, so to speak, but what I can say... dry woods are what i like and how i want to smell. You could argue their meme status, but i love them all.

[Anonymous No.14761221]

the collection grows. I know, they all fill the same niche, so to speak, but what I can say... dry woods are what i like and how i want to smell. You could argue their meme status, but i love them all.

[Anonymous No.14761232]

>>14760850
by the way I have those two shits too but I don't really count them as part of the collection because it's for gym and work (it has to be somewhat long lasting fresh thing that is not too offensive and not too liked by me because I would get bored of it). You would get shocked by amounts of time I got complimented by my co-workers for this combo.

[Anonymous No.14761233]

>>14757760
departmentstore-tier trash. Congrats on having 30 bottles that smell exactly the same.

[Anonymous No.14761238]

>>14761232
im retarded

[Anonymous No.14761244]

>>14761209
Have a decant and do not like it

[Anonymous No.14761259]

>>14761206
There is plenty of good niche shops in Poland. To give you some idea: Lulua (probably the only place that carries Slumberhouse that I know of), Mood Scent Bar (I've sampled Avignon from them myself) and Quality Missala in Mariott in Warsaw. However, I've been to them only in Warsaw/Kraków but afaik they have branches in other cities as well. Worth trying to look them up in Gdańsk. All of them have really good selection of niche stuff and great sampling offers. Avignon is not a safe blind buy. Try to sample them in any of these shops. Also you might want to check La Liturgie des Heures if you're into churchy type of incense.

[Anonymous No.14761266]

>>14761221
I wasn't gonna post my collection, but I saw your sycomore so I had to. I tried out Sycomore thanks to an anon that kept spamming it some months ago, if that was you, thanks! My favorite scent so far. I'm into vetivers, sampling Vetiver Extraordinaire by FM and Fat Electrician by ELDO, thinking of getting both of those.
I also love my Guerlain, the rose-leather-vanilla combo is amazing, it's my date scent and it's gotten me a bunch of compliments so far.

Favorite vetivers out there? I want to try out some more.

[Anonymous No.14761269]

>>14760725
I should get something that fits into every tier. Except Pleb, literally would rather skip showering for a week than smell like any of those.

Would yall put hinoki in that niche guy or olfactophiliac? >>14761221

[Anonymous No.14761274]

>>14761266
Based sampleanon. I posted my take on vetivers in one of the last threads. But I guess it was you asking for that and you’ve seen it already.

[Anonymous No.14761283]

>>14761266
I actually dont usually like vetiver, it tends medicinal and sour on my skin. Sycomore and Grey Vetiver are really the only two I have tried that arent that way.
Disregarding my skin chemestry, Vetiver Extraordinaire and French Lover had potential, Phaedon Black Vetiver, Diptyque Vetivyro...

[Anonymous No.14761289]

>>14761274
yeah that was me, I screencapped you post for future reference. I'm also becoming slightly addicted to this shit, both samples and full bottles. I'm doing ok money-wise, but I don't wanna get carried away, because I have expensive taste.

[Anonymous No.14761294]

>>14761289
Just make sure that you actually wear your samples and don't just mass spray them once on paper blotters and don't come back and you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.14761298]

>>14761209
This is why I cover my face with my shirt before taking my pictures. Ducking godamn shiny reflective bottles doxing me

[Anonymous No.14761303]

>>14761294
I do wear them, of course. Specially on the weekends, I try out all my new stuff, because during the week I just go with my standard rotation.

[Anonymous No.14761312]

>>14761269
>Except Pleb, literally would rather skip showering for a week than smell like any of those.
>>14761269
Burberry London or Spicebomb Extreme would be ok.

[Anonymous No.14761370]

>>14758060
Kill yourself zoomer faggot

[Anonymous No.14761372]

>>14758275
*Pic unrelated

[Anonymous No.14761379]

>>14758279
Jovan if you're going for "sleazy coke dealer", nautica if you're going for "middle class dad on vacation"

[Anonymous No.14761385]

>>14758999
Hey, not everyone with a pepe/wojak folder is as bad as this guy

[Anonymous No.14761391]

>>14760309
welcome to any midrange department store we got
>old ass sales ladies who don't know boundaries
>sales associates with no taste because all the ones with a hint of real passion get hired at high end stores/boutiques
>awful store layout with the most plebian fragrances inside
When did you take the high end/online only pill fa?

[Anonymous No.14761402]

>>14760659
It fucking is, dior had a perfectly blended perfume in dior homme/intense but when tasteless Arabs/pajeets entered the market dior had to make something for them that had no subtlety.

[Anonymous No.14761404]

>>14759588
7/10 pretty good bait

[Anonymous No.14761405]

>>14760785
Does spoiler tags not work on mobile? Last time I try to post on that shit.

[Anonymous No.14761406]

>>14761193
pure musc for her
chance eau fraiche
for starters

[Anonymous No.14761413]

why does it seem like this thread is closing in fast and the previous thread lasted 4 days and crawled to the end?

[Anonymous No.14761416]

>>14760407
>>14759837
Lmao this is so true but inexplicable at the same time for everyone who has spent some time in educated international spheres. I remember a conference I attended long time ago at Nantes, France. We went for a posh dinner after the first day of the conference. There was me, a few Italian colleagues, a few frenchies and some other randoms. One of these randoms was German. We had a typical light hearted dinner chit chat talking about history, where are we from a bit of culture etc. The German guy didn’t contribute anyhow and just sat there silently laughing at our jokes. At some point one of the organisers asked him “and zoo are you??”. It was his time to shine. He said: “Bonn.”. Everyone was looking at him nodding heads waiting for him to tell something more about the city or himself or whatever. He probably realised that and said “That’s where Haribos originate from! Do you know what Haribo stands from?”. “Hans-Riegel-Bonn”. Silence. He apparently thought that no one has understood his wittiness so he decided to explain it “HAns-RIegel-BOnn!”. Everyone was cringiying at hiding their laughter, so one of the frenchies said “clazzik German creativiti” to make the atmosphere bearable again. Everyone burst with laughter and the German guy understood that we’re laughing at him not with him. The rest is history. He started some autistic screeching rant about great German composers and philosophers to show how creative the German nation can be. Everyone was getting more and more amused listening to him - it was like watching a circus. Then he moved to conclusions about modern times and how EU is only a thing because of German taxpayers and how this conference couldn’t happen without their money. I’m sure that if you wanted to you could hear crickets playing their sweet Nachtmusik on the other side of the window it was so silent at our table. But me and, I think, everyone enjoyed the show severely. It was almost unreal conversation

[Anonymous No.14761419]

>>14761413
because it's the weekend and we all have nothing better to do but shitpost on here.
Btw, I was about to get the 8x2ml sample pack from Memo, but they wanted to charge me $52 for shipping. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.14761423]

>>14759588
>Source: Dude trust me

[Anonymous No.14761435]

>>14757760
leddit the collection for him

[Anonymous No.14761441]

>>14761405
It doesnt work on boards that dont have shit to spoil newfag

[Anonymous No.14761449]

just bought this sample set from L'Artisan. My parents are getting me the Atelier Cologne sample set, and I was tempted to get the Nicolai sample set but again shipping costs fucked me over, so I'll wait on that one. And the Histoires des Parfums is sold out...

[Anonymous No.14761451]

>bought the one for him 50ml and a 100ml prada luna rossa sport
>mancera samples come in
>love aoud lemon mint far more than i ever loved sport, also cedrat boise
Why am i like this? I wont make the same mistake twice and live with it for awhile before i buy a bottle atleast it was discounted, ive realized slowly overtime that if im only tring to own 6ish bottles then i have to make them count, i dont think ill ever get through a bottle of sport if i want to make lemon aoud mint my daily driver.
I also really really want to try red tobacco and aoud cafe and i want some thoughts on it.
Im also wanting to get a bottle of expensive stuff for christmas around 130$ and ive been looking at parfum de marly, serge lutens, amouage and im wondering what from each house should i try? Ill also take other niche suggestions at this price point

[Anonymous No.14761489]

>>14761435
>>14757760
>lewpepsi
Busted! Get the FUCK outta here and go back to plebbit you fucking cretin.

[Anonymous No.14761548]

are there splits communities in europe? You can get 10ml of Frederic Malle for $35 in the US, I'd love to be able to do that here in europe.

[Anonymous No.14761565]

[Anonymous No.14761587]

>>14761565
>3:33
tlt תלת = three
tltl תלתל = to deride
tlt תלת = to frighten
mtl מתל = compare to, be made like, represent symbolically
mtwlwt מתולות = theater, show, play, performance (modern language)

Both “thirty” and “threes” would be pronounced שלושים šlwšym in Hebrew. And that is written exactly like the phrase שלו-שים šlw-šym, which means “set up corpse”.

šlwšym שלושים = thirty
šlw שלו = corpse
šym שים = put, placed, set up, assigned, disguised, expected, look, make, painted, performed, show, substitute

Carole Lombard’s suicide at 33, ditto for David Koresh, then there’s Eva Braun, Eva Peron, Timothy McVeigh, Carolyn Bessette Kennedy…

+33 is the international dialing code for France.
The number of deities in the Vedic Religion is 33.
One of the symbols of Ku Klux Klan. (K is the 11th letter of the alphabet; 3 times 11 is 33, KKK).


King David ruled for 40 years, 7 in Hebron, 33 in Jerusalem

[Anonymous No.14761612]

does anybody have a link to that Hermes promotion where you can pick 4 small bottles, 10 or 15ml, any frag (not just the Jardin whatever collection) for about $100?

[Anonymous No.14761641]

>>14761587
K

[Anonymous No.14761657]

>>14761416
I kek every time. Wasn’t there another part of it with the ending where they pull krauts leg even more?

[Anonymous No.14761696]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhBr9ZpNWrU
Damn Demi got M O G G E D by the kraut

[Anonymous No.14761738]

>>14761565
Is Success any good?

[Anonymous No.14761749]

>>14761738
No it has a rotten sulfur /piss smell, like the beach but too realistic

[Anonymous No.14761770]

>>14761696
holy fuck she is 5'10
are you tall enough to mog demi lads?

[Anonymous No.14761805]

>>14761696
Jesus there’s something unsettling about his superficially charismatic persona. He is really not genuine in all of that and you can smell it. He reminds me of all these /fit/ guys who think reading couple of books and lifting weights will make them alphas but you can tell that they’re just faking it.

[Anonymous No.14761809]

>>14761402
> but when tasteless Arabs/pajeets entered the market dior had to make something for them that had no subtlety.
Literally what? Are you high? Because you sound like it.

[Anonymous No.14761833]

>>14761548
fragrance split board on basenotes. the thread opened by hdeoliveira80 has the biggest selection

[Anonymous No.14761844]

>>14761548
In UK there are quite active Facebook groups. Got great deals there. You must spend some time reading posts there to understand who is legit

[Anonymous No.14761860]

>>14761809
t. wears jubilation to the gym
YES it is a souless mutt of a fragrance for people who think DUDE LOUDER AND CLOYING = GOOD.
GOD you fucking pajeets disgust me. All my thoughts of pajeets are negative I really can't believe a people like you exist. They are at the peak of commodity fetishism, not only do they worship brands but they have no idea what makes them "good". Like ants drawn to sugar, it is a base insectoid instinct within them, they see others flocking to something and they must have it. Look how many Dubai millionaires have gold plated euro cars or how many indians go to the gym in skinny jeans and tank tops. It is all performative, bestial.

[Anonymous No.14761874]

>>14761860
Imagine being this mad that someone prefers a different flanker than you

[Buster No.14761880]

>>14761860
Yeah I gotta agree I just don’t get what’s off with these people I’ve never met one that’s genuine, unique or an individual or independent from the group think his people suffer from, even when they try and separate they can be grouped in to a sub group other people his age and race are in,

it makes no god damn sense

[Anonymous No.14761882]

>>14761874
>why do you point out bad taste exists???
go back

[Anonymous No.14761888]

sex

>>14761416
Holy fuck Europoor I'm not reading all of that

[Buster No.14761892]

>>14761880
I should add I’ve definitely met pajeet woman who don’t really exude pajeet at all very chill but the dudes are all so fucking corny

[Anonymous No.14761893]

>>14761860
You’re literally obsessed. Stop projecting your retardation on others.

[Anonymous No.14761966]

Has YSL La Nuit de L'Homme Intense been replaced by the Parfum? If so, should I cop Intense or is the Parfum better? Never tried either, but love the OG La Nuit.

[Anonymous No.14761974]

>>14761833
good stuff. Any more users to keep an eye out for?

[Anonymous No.14762021]

Wow, just discovered that Bloom has some mini-articles with a selection of niche frags to picture the point. I've been to the hobby for years and only now I understood what a chypre really is. Also this answers some anon's question from last thread about the most vile frags. Good stuff there https://bloomperfume.co.uk/collections/dare-to-wear-perfumes-halloween-2019-special

[Anonymous No.14762035]

>>14761882
I mean I agree with you that there is a lot of boring, samey, cloying shit out there, even among niche houses (looking at you MFK). But DHP just isn't that for me, it at least has character. I'm glad you enjoy the version that you have.

[Anonymous No.14762037]

>>14761266
>Favorite vetivers out there? I want to try out some more.
Aeon 001

[Anonymous No.14762092]

Got my hands on this, I actually love it and it´s becoming one of my favorites

[Anonymous No.14762095]

NEED fall frag; chergui/musc ravageur/DDMC esque

also need a summer frag that actually lasts.. cedrat boise?

[Anonymous No.14762111]

>>14762092
That’s a weird looking tdh bottle

[Anonymous No.14762205]

>>14761860
I totally feel you anon. My gf usually takes tylenol when she's on her period and it seems that it gives her some relief. Hope this helps. Goodluck

[Anonymous No.14762219]

>>14762205
Didn't know 2d girls could even get periods what else is in your headcanon?

[Anonymous No.14762238]

>>14761874
>>14761893
>>14762205
These posts reek of Eau de Pajeet Asshurt. They must be wearing ten sprays each.
>>14761888
Speaking of pajeets...

[Anonymous No.14762261]

>>14761391
>When did you take the high end/online only pill fa?
I took the pill since the beginning when I compared prices but still go sampling whenever I'm at the mall for whatever reason

Last time I wen't was with a friend of mine looking for a fragrance and took me along for my alleged expertise in fragrances although I'm very much a noselet who compulsively buys perfumes
>Show him some nice fragrances like Eau Sauvage, La nuit de l'homme, Aqua de gio, etc
>He's not interested in any of them
>Recognize my own anosmic self in him take him to what he's really looking for
>Eros, Ultra male, Sauvage, etc
>Takes a liking on the Dior Sauvage line but can't decide which one to take
>Old lady associate keeps trying to push the newer (and more expensive) parfum with buzzwords worthy of the autistic spin man himself
>His nose leans more towards the EDT and the lady is getting frustrated
>"Its hard to get a sense of the smell with so little, here get a good whiff" as she sprays like 5 shots of Sauvage Parfum on my unsuspecting friend all over his shirt and neck
>5 sprays
>of fucking Sauvage in a hot sunny day
>never seen a true chad miasma until now
>the very little sense of smell he had left is now tainted with the smell of sandalwood and citrics for the rest of the day
>Everything smell of sauvage parfum
>I show him some more fragrances like BDC and Terre d' Hermes but his nose was already poisoned
>He goes back and gets Sauvage in the end

Its actually a nice fragrance but the experience left me shocked, retail work has left these people soulless with only that top performer bonus or whatever in mind

[Anonymous No.14762336]

>>14762219
I was only trying to help

[Anonymous No.14762345]

>>14762238
Easy on that jean /pol/ gaultier trigger bro

[Anonymous No.14762359]

>>14762345
I genuinely keked at this, but calling you a pajeet doesn't mean I'm pol. You don't have to be a nazi to make fun of pajeets

[Anonymous No.14762361]

>>14762345
You dont have to be a poltard to hate pajeets
t.every woman ever born and will be born

[Anonymous No.14762364]

>>14762359
I know- I was just looking for an excuse to use that line :)

[Anonymous No.14762464]

Time to cop

[Anonymous No.14762474]

>>14762111
what are you implying?

[Anonymous No.14762524]

New Thread: >>14762518

[Anonymous No.14762578]

>>14761404
>>14761423
Eugene said it on one of his vids

[Anonymous No.14762985]

>>14759868
I have no desire to buy anything else after buying Carbon, it's all i want to wear