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>> No.14689166

Eros

>> No.14689167
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>>14689160

>> No.14689178

L’HOMME INFINIMENT

>> No.14689198

The last couple pictures for these threads are kind of shit ngl

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>>14689166

>> No.14689265

>>14689160
I can buy $3 per 1ml 1992 Kouros decanther. Is it worth it? Been thinking about 10ml

>> No.14689269

>>14689265
Also it would be a blind buy

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Did you?

>>14689166
Based

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>>14689306
>*street shitting intensifies*

>> No.14689349
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Anybody ever try this fragrance? What are your thoughts?

>> No.14689356

Hooker anon what are your thoughts on squid by zoologist?

>> No.14689357

>>14689160
amazon for frags yay or nay?

>> No.14689363

>>14689356
Very interesting. To me, it almost smells like vegemite or relish or something for the first few minutes. Very salty, almost umami-smelling. After that, though, the ink, incense, and pink pepper start to creep in and you get this really snice “dark ocean” scent. Definitely nails the deep sea theme.

>> No.14689372

>>14689357
Order directly from Amazon and avoid third party "fulfilled by Amazon" sellers and you're good to go.

>> No.14689375

>>14689265
You can get aventus for the same

>> No.14689435

Anyone try This is Him - Zadig & Voltaire

Seems like it’s getting some mentions. It also got a 4 star ranking by Luca Turin

>> No.14689459
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>>14689166
reject modernity
embrace tradition

>> No.14689686

So, I’ve recently started using medical cannabis for my IBS, nerve pain, and insomnia. Never really used it before. I’ve noticed something strange: I can’t wear fragrance when I’m high. They make me feel sick. Doesn’t matter what frag, fresh, mass appealing designer, “challenging” niche scent, citrus, vanilla, spice, whatever. All makes me feel nauseous. Any ideas why this could be happening?

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What is the most loved fragrance you have found cause of the general,Mine is "bogart" by jacque bogart.The Ultimate woodsy fragrance it gets me so happy wearing it.

>> No.14689749
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How did they fit so much power into a single bottle?

>> No.14689751

>>14689686
have you tried not being a pussy?

>> No.14689759

>>14689686
You are a joke. Get your life together and enjoy fragrances again

>> No.14689762

>>14689759
>>14689751
I have medical conditions, so my life is a joke and I’m a pussy? Do people on this site just get dumber every year?

>> No.14689790
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>>14689730

>> No.14689796

>>14689762
If you had real medical conditions wouldn't use "medical cannabis". I have IBS and other stuff too for the reference

>> No.14689856

>>14689349
Like an ashtray with jasmine scented car freshener in it. It's not "smokey" like a lot of to tobacco and cigarette scents claim to be, it straight up smells of someone smoking very strong cigarettes. I kind of like it though.

>> No.14689868

>>14689686
Your senses are heightened and everything seems bigger and stronger than it actually is, I have the same thing but with noises when I smoke weed. Certain noises can make me feel nauseous.

Maybe try spraying some things on cards and seeing if the effect is the same as wearing them.

>> No.14689918

Good fragrances for winter with snow on the ground?

>> No.14689942
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Hey guys. I am not from this thread but I have something that might interest you. For those of you that have wanted to own Tom Ford, Creed, Nasomatto, but simply don't have the money for the 50ml bottles and don't want to buy the decants, you should try Perfume Oils.

Perfume oils are basically a concentrated version of the sprayable perfume we use. There are factories that use the same ingredients as the houses above to make almost perfect clones for a fraction of the price.

Alongside a thread of people at Fragrantica, I've created a Wiki that covers the differences between perfumes and oils, how to use them, where to buy them, etc. I'd like for you to take a look at it!

https://perfumeoils.miraheze.org/wiki/

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>>14689730
Not that big on fragrances but I really liked this soap. She's hopefully going to start making perfumes eventually.

https://www.mightywhitesoapco.com/shop/birchwoodoud

>> No.14689964

gf has a leather fetish from what I can gather.
Do I get a decant of TL or is that a bit much to wear around a 19y/o woman?

>> No.14689969

>>14689942
Nice shill Abdullah

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>>14689942
can these oils be used in a diffuser at home? Like in one of these things?

>> No.14689973

>>14689969
Funny. Now buy my oils, I have 7 wives and 52 kids to feed.

>> No.14689974

>>14689942
>>14689969
I know he's kinda shilling, but not in a bad way. He's not giving you a link ho his shop, just sharing all the links to every supplier out there. So I doubt he's benefiting from this personally.

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>>14689730
L'HOMME INFINIMENT

>> No.14689978

>>14689972
Yeah, these are exactly the same type of oils people use on diffusers, although the ones you don't burn usually have some chemicals added to it, like DPG.

>>14689974
Exactly, I knew that was going to be the reaction, that's why I created a Wiki, not a blog post or some other shit. The links are all free from any referral code, the wiki is volunteer ran, no ads, no tracking, everything is open source. I usually hang out with the cybersec crowd in /g/.

>> No.14689980

>>14689964
Get Ombre Leather instead

>> No.14689987

>>14689942
I'm iffy on perfume oils. It's like when I see someone driving a Porsche that isn't a 911, I just can't help but think "ah, couldn't afford a 911 huh?"

>> No.14689993

>>14689978
do you work as cybersec? I'm a backend dev, but would love to dive more into cybersec stuff. Tell me a bit about what you do.

>> No.14689994

>>14689987
The thing about perfume is you can't really tell. You can probably tell a pair of Balenciaga is fake, but you can't just as accurately say that a perfume is a copy, even if you've used it everyday, ESPECIALLY if it's a niche house, every batch have different overall smells.

Obviously the bottle isn't the same, but who do you really show your perfume bottles to?

>> No.14689996

>>14689993
Not the place, but I'm just an enthusiast and mostly into cybersec for privacy's sake. Custom rom without google shit, Qubes as my main pc, etc. If you want to get into the security part, you need to start joining CTF games, they're amazing to create the "how do I break in" mindset.

>> No.14689999

>>14689942
Go on then. Tell me how to make Tuscan Leather or Silver Mountain Water from these perfume oils mr alibaba

>> No.14690001

>>14689999
Nice quads. Since you're up, I assume you're from Europe, right? Check the Wiki, Tuscan Leather is basically on every store, I recommend the British ones because no customs + cheaper shipping.

If you want to try using oils, any store will do. If you want a sprayable version, use Perfume Parlour. Their fragrances are the cheapest but not necessarily the worst. You can check the reviews of Tuscan Leather and SMW on their respective page.

>> No.14690005

>>14689996
>Qubes
Nice, I've heard stuff about it, it's supposed to be great

>> No.14690009

>>14690005
Their approach to security/privacy is amazing. Having different VMs for all the different things you do, personal, work, social media. If one gets breached, only that one is affected. Also, perfect because you can easily boot up your windows vm when you need a certain programme but don't want to have dual boot. But it isn't comfy in any way shape or form, you can't play vidya, etc.

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So i want to buy some fragrances from Notino.de, some anons know something about them, are they trust worthy?

>> No.14690018

>>14689993
Don’t. I work in the industry. Full of snake oil. There will be a ‘crash’ in the “””cyber”””/info sec job market soon. Plus the fact that it’s an incredibly dull industry.

I work in a cyber sec team for one of the most well known fintechs in the world. I’d say about 90% of us hate our jobs.

>> No.14690023

>>14690013
It's fucking notino what do you think

>> No.14690026

>>14690018
Well, I'm a backend web dev, and I keep hearing our industry is going to crash pretty soon as well, so...

>> No.14690028

>buying knock off fragrances
i hope you seriously dont do this

>> No.14690032

>>14690028
Yes, because paying thousands of euros per liter of smelly liquid makes sense. Besides, it doesn't hurt to try them. I assume some people here just want to smell nice and not have to give a kidney to do that. Perfume oils are an alternative, I'm just here to share info.

>> No.14690144

>>14690032
>smelly liquid
reductionism is one hell of a drug

>> No.14690148

>>14690013
Notino is good, they're in the sticky

>> No.14690157

>>14689999
Checked.

Just get a bottle of safraleine, suederal, raspberry ketone and mix it in russian standard vodka. Should do the trick.

>> No.14690159

>>14690032
You can save even more money by just not wearing anything at all :^)

>> No.14690161

>>14690032
Oils are trash, they all have a literal oily/olive oil smell in the base which throws off whatever accords theyre actually trying to emulate.

If you’re new to /frag/ (I know theres a bunch of you), please do not fall for the oilsfag and just get actual alcohol based EDTs. Many classics can be had for very cheap nowadays.

Oilsfag pls go, you try this at least a few times a year and get btfo every time.

>> No.14690169

>>14690161
Clearly a dumbfag that bought a fake perfume at his local gipsy market and ever since then only feels like a man of wearing an overpriced liquid.
No idea who the other oil advocates are, I've never been in this thread. I hated perfumes for a long time, tried oils and finally found a smell that wasn't right up my nose for the entire day. I'm sure I'm not the only one that hates those annoying, expensive clouds.

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so can somebody who is under 25 put this off ? or is just for old people?

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>>14689160
>mfw it's one of those Aventus and getting compliment days.

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So I was at the barber's this morning and I spied a fake bottle of Sauvage on the table. Snapped a pic while he went for a smoke because autism.

But then it happened.
When he finished up he dusted my neck with talcum, picked up the bottle, and just started spraying me before sending me on my way.

>SHINY AND CHROME

>> No.14690183

>>14689999
Different Anon. If you're from UK, then Arabian Perfume Oils has 95% accurate copy of TFTL.

>> No.14690188

>>14690173
It may not be fresh and clean like every other designer scent marketed to zoomers, but that doesn't mean a young person can't pull it off. It's not one of those "old-man" oakmoss and geranium scents. Smells like leather and gasoline.

>> No.14690199

Best woody fall/winter frag? Thinking of picking up London for Men, newfag to the frag game but looking for something more sophisticated since everything i own is either sweet as fuck or more fresh/sporty

>> No.14690211

>>14690183
Have you had any bad experience from APO? I ordered from them, still waiting on it (2 weeks), goddamn royal post.

>> No.14690240

>>14690169
Your own wiki even states that gypsys and arabs are the majority producers of oils you fuckin retard. Also, I just explained how many classics nowadays are very inexpensive yet you yammer on about
>hurr muh expensive perfume
Oilsfag pls dont just go, actually kill yourself irl now.

>> No.14690245

>>14690178
barbers charge extortionate fees yet still can't afford legit Sauvage. kek

>> No.14690246

>>14690240
Gipsies do not live in the middle East. These are not trying to fool you into buying a fake bottle, they are able to give you a good price because their focus is the essence, not the bottle, not the marketing.
Give it a try. The only thing bad that'll happen is the physical necessity to order at least once a month to try all the new scents being added on a daily basis. It's a goddamn wormhole, feel free to check the perfume oils thread on fragrantica.

>> No.14690252

>>14690246
>Gipsies do not live in the middle East.
Even worse,then.

>> No.14690254

Anybody got any good recommendations for sample sets in the UK?

>> No.14690261

>>14690254
Frederic Malle, Etats Libre D'Orange, Maison Francis Kurdkjian

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Meme or not

>> No.14690271

>>14690262
Sample it. It's widely available.

>> No.14690272

>>14690271
I really like it but I am a complete novice when it comes to cologne

>> No.14690275

>>14690246
I’ve tried oils before, many times. People, including past coworkers have even tried to shill it to me in person. They’re literally snake oil, cheap mixes of 3-4 aromachemicals from DIY bulk suppliers suspended in olive oil or glycerin and you can literally smell the oil component clearly, it drowns out any “base notes” that were laughably being attempted by the so called perfumers. I have more respect for cloners like fuckin Belcam or Armaf than I do for this oil trash, it preys on gullible rubes like you who think they’re getting an “essence” when the actual fragrance component is actually less concentrated than an EDC or aftershave.

The most hilarious part of this is you accusing me of getting “fake” oil as if any of it is legit.

>> No.14690279

>>14690199
London is a perfect entry level fall frag, it's more tobacco and spices than wood mind you, but it's snice. Always try before buying, but London is so cheap its not a big loss if you end up liking it less over time

>> No.14690283

>>14690279
Nah dude its expensive as fuck, just get the shitty arab oils version!!!

>> No.14690294

>>14690275
You do understand that those Belcam or wtv are probably getting the oils and adding the alcohol themselves, right? It ALL comes down to the quality of the oils.

Chanel is right now producing oil and adding alcohol and fixatives at a later stage. Isn't there a documentary on the sticky? See if they produce everything together.

It's simply how the industry works. Go to the stores you see on the wiki, you can buy 30ml bottles for £5 (on Perfume Parlour). Oils are different, but they are both interconnected.

>> No.14690304

>>14690254
The MFK set seemed like such a good deal when I ordered it (pick 6 different 2ml samples for 14 EUR), but now that I have it I wasn't really pleased with ANY of the scents, so your mileage may vary

I'd instead recommend researching things that sound good to you regardless of house, and looking for samples of them on Perfumista / Scent Samples UK

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>>14690283
Kek

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>>14690294
No, believe it or not Belcam and Armaf have actual anonymous perfumers who work in a real lab setting who will run GCMS tests on the original fragrances, and use actual combinations of aromachemicals they chose themselves, tweaked slightly to alter the formula a bit. They’re not your customer getting premade arab oils lmfao. And yes, the difference is that Chanel’s “oils” (they’re actually called aromachemicals by the way) are produced in house and were in the past sourced from companies like Givaudan, Firmenich, IFF, Symrise, etc. None of your shit is directly from Chanel or any of those aromachemical companies kek.

It’s getting sad at this point dude. Idk if you’re the same guy from last year or if you’re all just trained with the same exact sales pitch but all you oilfags sound exactly the same, and it’s so easy to spot. Now get out before I spray this shit in your eyes

>> No.14690348

>>14690319
Then please explain to me how they can pay for all those "anonymous perfumers" to run their tests and what not, and come at a cheaper price than the arabs with US shipping?

Assuming markups are higher in your shop, because other than all that bs you just wrote, they have to pay US workers, not arabs, how can they offer a product with better quality than the arabs?

You don't need to be a genius to understand that their volume isn't that huge, they have 29 fragrances vs 1000s in the arab shops. So if you really think they're focusing on quality over quantity but still charge the same or less as the arabs do, lol senpai, enjoy.

>> No.14690355

>>14690304
I got the MFK sample set at the same time you did, still waiting for it. Hoping not to be disappointed!

>> No.14690361

Arab shill dude where can I buy Versace Eros Oil? I wanna use that as my new moisturiser

>> No.14690367

>>14690361
Europe or US? Nonetheless, the cheapest one I found was in Perfume Parlour, https://www.perfume-parlour.co.uk/passion-for-men-0668.. I believe you can mix the oils with a scentless cream, but I'm not sure, I still haven't read about it. I plan to put it on the wiki, the people over at Fragrantica do their own lotions, I hope to get their insight on how to do it.

>> No.14690377

>>14690348
because perfume is actually very cheap to produce when your r&d consists of analytical chemistry. middle eastern chemists with access to a gcms are not particularly expensive either.

>> No.14690379

>>14690367
They have this "fragrance dust", it's a new thing, I hadn't seen it before. Maybe that makes it easier to mix with a cream? Interesting to know.

>> No.14690383

>>14690348
>your shop
What? You’re writing gibberish at this point, it’s clear English isn’t your native tongue so it’s pointless to argue over this anymore. Go ahead, keep shilling your trash oils here, you’ll definitely get a few eros and tomfordfags to bite but just know you’ll have better luck on facebook groups where the arab to European ratio is a bit higher. Take care.

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>>14690383
Oh, attacking my English skills when I'm being perfectly clear. When I say your shop, I clearly mean the shop you're shilling, and you understood that, but ran out of arguments so ad hominem it is. Keep at it, I'll keep informing those that want to listen.

For those that just got in, I'm "shilling" this wiki page from which I make no money where you can find out more about perfume oils, which are basically clones of high street fragrances at a fraction of the cost.

https://perfumeoils.miraheze.org/

>> No.14690399

>>14690394
What shop am I shilling? You're deflecting now, lol. I named Belcam and Armaf as examples of reputable clone houses. I'm not recommending anybody to buy their products, they're trash too you fucking clown.

>> No.14690413

>>14690367
Fuck yes
Gonna cook some steaks in eros oil

>> No.14690417

>>14690413
top kek, an absolute fucking chad.

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>>14689943
>mighty huwhite
hmmm
is this powerful enough to scent a room?

>> No.14690428

who are the most powerful samples? my brother has a ton of sauvage samples in his room so his room smells of it 24/7, I want to do the same thing just with a better scent

>> No.14690429

Based terrorist shilling his oils

>> No.14690445

>>14690413
https://www.tasteofhome.com/article/how-to-cook-with-essential-oils/

I thought it was a meme, but people actually use it wth

>> No.14690448

>>14690394
Go away poorfag, nobody likes your shit knockoffs.

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First it was kourosposter, then hooker anon, then it was zootopian, then the great eros/civet war we are still feeling the aftershocks of

Now we are literally getting shilled by arabs for oils, what a time to be in /frag/

>> No.14690467

>>14690459
hooker anon and arab oil shill have been here for a while now. The others are new I guess

>> No.14690469

>>14690428
Black Aoud, Interlude, Joop

>> No.14690473

>>14690459
Where do Quorum and Aqua Quorum go on here? I’d say somewhere between Outsider and weird imo. AQ had a “borderline designer” or even normal pleb smell but it’s obscure as fuck.

>> No.14690475

>>14690469
I said fragrances that dont smell like shit
I want something I wouldn't wear but is still powerful and enjoyable, something gothic and dark

>> No.14690476

>>14690355
Sorry to temper your expectations mate, Grand Soir was actually pretty decent (not sure which ones you ordered), but all the rest didn't really jive with me. Hope you have better luck!

>> No.14690482

>>14690475
Just leave your bottles out and apply in your room and your room will smell good

>> No.14690486

>>14690475
Joop doesn't smell like shit, m8.

>> No.14690505

>>14690482
I do that already but I want a small bowl of POWERFUL samples to use en lieu of a candle or sticks, I think it'd look aesthetic

>> No.14690563

>>14690262
It’s a modern classic for a reason. There are alternatives in terms of functionality like Spicebomb Extreme or Burberry London, but none that compete with performance.

It’s expensive, no doubt, but I think as TFPB prices go, it’s one of the easiest to justify.

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Thank you to whichever one (or more) of you who brought this to my attention.

Pure /comfy/. Going to rock this all fall/winter.

>> No.14690622

>>14690608
Curious to know how it smells, but I already have a couple of other warm/spicy/vanilla fragrances so I assume that will be largely pointless.

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>>14690622

Tbh I bought it because of pic related.

It's definitely warm with some spice, but it doesn't really have any vanilla or sweetness that I can detect. A bit of cinnamon but it's cloaked in woody lavender notes.

Sounds like you've already got this vibe covered, but it's my first of the sort and I find it really neat. Unique but completely inoffensive.

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>>14689749

I copped this, which is supposed to be a clone. Most likely going to get it tomorrow. Anyone tried it?

>> No.14690713

>>14690475
>gothic and dark
>shits on black aoud
topkek

>> No.14690774

>>14690635
You should try getting a decant of Parfums de Marly Herod if Vanilla and sweetness is what you're looking for

>> No.14690805

>>14690459
What's the hooker anon?

>> No.14690810

>>14690505
Cum in a sock and leave it on the radiator, it's what I do

>> No.14690823

>>14690774
he said a bit of sweetness, not full blown diabetes

>> No.14690829

>>14690805
Guy whose been here for years who posts Millisime Imperiale and New York Intense, goes to Amsterdam and bangs hookers, endlessly tries to DM aleola to no avail, and refuses to try any classic/old school designer fragrances under $120 USD. He's an integral part of the thread unlike oilsfag and erosfag.

>> No.14690868

>>14690774
>>14690823
kek. Not actually interested in vanilla or sweetness in the slightest. Just clarifying for the other anon that London is quite snice without those things.

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Any advice on reselling old bottles on Ebay?

I've got half a bottle of Eau Sauvage I don't need. Am I better off auctioning the bottle itself or splitting into 10ml decants? Is there a substantial market for either? I'm in the UK.

>> No.14690953

>>14690937
This guy called "thefragrancebear" on ebay has quite a market for decants. Mainly 2/5ml samples ranging in price based on discount/brand of frag.
For example he's selling a 5ml of Eau Sauvage for £6.50 or something like that I believe??
So yeah, take the time to decant if money is your objective, else if you want rid of the bottle asap just shove a reasonable starting bid up and hope it goes somewhere.

>> No.14691000

>>14690953
Ok cool thanks, makes sense. Guess I gotta get some atomizers and bubble envelopes. I've got some time to get rid of it so I figure the more I can recoup the more I can spend on things I'll enjoy

>> No.14691019

>>14689796
M8, cannabis is absolutely prescribed to treat IBS and especially things like sciatica, which is commonly associated with IBS. You’re talking complete shit. IBS is not a single diagnosis, it’s an umbrella term. Different people with IBS have very different symptoms and are treated different ways. THC has shown to be very effective at reducing gut spasticity, and CBD is good for pain.

>> No.14691035

Why is Prada L'Homme rated so highly? When I tried it, it smelled extremely feminine. Didn't get this "soapy, clean office scent vibe" I've been reading about.

>> No.14691037

What should I get for my dad who doesn't wear fragrances? He's a 56 year old chemistry teacher if that means anything

>> No.14691047

>>14690829
First off, I don’t have New York Intense. That’s PolskiBrit. I’m all about the MI and Tuxedo. Second, I only messaged Alex twice. Didn’t hear anything, so I took it as she’s not interested and moved on. Also, I do own a couple classic Guerlains and I do own ADG, Eros, and a few others.

No hate, just setting the record straight.

>> No.14691073
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14691073

Wear Eucris.

>> No.14691076

>>14691047
>PolskiBrit
gimme a quick rundown on PolskiBrit, never heard him mentioned.

>> No.14691082

>>14691076
Dunno too much about him. He’s apparently half Polish and lives in the UK. Seems like a good dude.

>> No.14691099

>>14691037
escentric molecules molecule 01

>> No.14691126

>>14689796
>If you had real medical conditions wouldn't use "medical cannabis"
Full retard.

>> No.14691173

>>14691126
This. I was prescribed a THC/CBD topical ointment for my back pain by my family doctor who I’ve been seeing for over 20 years. I can say the rod up that guy’s ass has a rod up it’s ass, so if it weren’t effect there’s no way he’d have prescribed it. It works.

>> No.14691265

>>14691173
we get it, you smoke weed

>> No.14691334

>>14691265
>not getting baked and smelling all your frags for fun

>> No.14691371

>>14691265
I literally don’t.

>> No.14691408

>>14691265
>2019
>still getting butthurt about weed

It’s already legal in a bunch of states and just a matter of time until it’s legally federally. Weed’s the new alcohol or tobacco. Deal with it, grandpa.

>> No.14691454

>>14691408
>Weed’s the new alcohol or tobacco
and pedophilia is the new homosexuality, right?

>> No.14691455
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>>14691454
This is your brain on /pol/.

>> No.14691461

>>14691454
People who hate on weed probably got a gay thought when they were high and they pee pee moved that or worse they believe propaganda, shitty propoganda while were at it meaning that bottomless pit is actually true

>> No.14691464

>>14691408
>getting butthurt because people point out that you smoke week.

we get it, you couldn't quit even if your tried.

>> No.14691518
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14691518

Any notes ever change drastically in appeal for you? When I first started out sampling I hated iris. I thought it smelled like mothballs, now I like it a lot and have a whole bottle of Dior Homme in my collection.

In contrast, I used to love boozy fragrances. Now sadly they all smell sour and unpleasant to me for some reason.

>> No.14691530
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>>14689790

>> No.14691557

>>14690475
>gothic and dark
Cringe

>> No.14691563

>>14691518
Sampled Dior Homme yesterday and it reminded me of lipstick 2bh. Yeah I'm a noselet.

>> No.14691570

>>14691334
>>14691408
Kill yourself hippie faggot. Every normal person thinks of you as a harmless loser at best, a weird scumbag at worst.

>> No.14691572

>>14691047
>>14691076
Ye, it's me talking about Nicolai/Chypre Palatin/Profumum Roma in these threads. I stopped posting stories about my hookups because of all shitposting that they were inducing, so I'm just anon. Still here posting with you lads.

>> No.14691574

So my mother likes Estée Lauder White Linen but the performance is utter shit now. What do you guys think I should get her? Is Carillon pour un ange good ? Also, will it be available again on Tauer's website?

>> No.14691577

>>14691518
Exact same thing happened to me with iris. Didn't appeal to me at first, now it’s my favourite note

>> No.14691582

>>14691572
Honestly probably a good idea. Pretty much every time I have an Amsterdam trip, I get at least one faggot who sperg out and shits up threads. I remember last year we had this one dipshit spamming copypastas he wrote that we’re painfully unfunny.

That said, people here by and large seem to enjoy my stories, so I’ll keep it up for now. Let’s just hope this next trip doesn’t attract any major spergs.

>> No.14691606

>>14691563
It definitely does a little bit, has a powdery thing going on that reminds me my gfs makeup bag. I should say I have the Parfum version specifically, which mixes that with a nice strong leather note

>> No.14691638

>>14691518
I'd like to try more Iris fragrances, but they all tend to be really sweet. Makes it hard for me to like.

>> No.14691642

>>14691582
too late, I'm a sperg and I've been silently monitoring these threads daily for 2 and a half years

>> No.14691661

>>14691642
N-no!

>> No.14691668

>>14691572
>Nicolai/Chypre Palatin/Profumum Roma in
Now I remember you. I'll be in Italy in a few weeks, gonna check out some Profumum Roma based on your recs (you posted them like 2 or 3 threads ago I guess). Do you know if you can buy samples from them? Seems like they just prefer to have you sample them in-store.

>> No.14691696

>>14689459
literally horse shit

>> No.14691699

Do you try to break the system in discounters to get your money back? If so, what is your trick to make it believable.

>> No.14691700

>>14691699
I just buy my shit.

>> No.14691703

>>14691668
Pretty sure Luckyscent sells samples.

>>14691699
No, because I’m not Russian or an asshole.

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>>14690459
>tfw away from these threads for months and barely missed kourosposter and only heard of the tales

>> No.14691806

Alright lads D&G The one or YSL la nuit de l'homme for a date night frag i cant choose between the two i might just choose the one my gf likes more.

Also is chanel egöiste a good daily wear frag in the coming months or should i look at something else?
One more question, is blind buying club de nuit intense a safe buy in terms of versatility? If i dont like it im only down 25$ or so

>> No.14691809

>>14691806
I have a decant of the one in case I am ever not an incel but there’s a really small chance of that

>> No.14691843

what frag should I use to cover up the smell of dried cum tissues?

>> No.14691882

>>14689349
It's a fairly pleasant jasmine scent with an undertone of cigarette which keeps it a little interesting. Probably only worth looking at if you particularly like jasmine. It should be in their discovery set which is worth picking up though, they're some of the cheapest samples I've seen, at least in Australia.

>> No.14691884

>>14691843
Eros. About all it’s good for.

>> No.14691887

>>14691843
Eros

>> No.14691889

where can I get a eucris parfum in the uk?

>> No.14691904

>>14691889
sample that is

>> No.14691906

>>14691843
Soap. The fuck.

>> No.14691989

>>14691906
Soap won't cut it. They're at the side of my bed and I'm paranoid my room stinks.
Bit tricky getting rid of them in the bin too so I'm a bit stuck

>> No.14692005

>>14691989
Sounds like a job for Eros

>> No.14692038

>>14691989
How is it tricky to get rid of them? Just stick them in the bag when you take out the trash, or when you go out, bring a couple with you and chuck them.

Or, y’know, be an adult and move out of your mom’s house.

>> No.14692040
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Have you gave into lust today

>> No.14692048

>>14691774
kouros sat silently and then suddenly spoke: "douse". i followed orders and sprayed my neck twice. a sonoran desert toad croaked on the windowsill. "how'd you get here, bud?", i said. "eat it.", said kouros. i followed orders. i fell to my back, the ceiling tore asunder and slategray specks began to rain into my room. "they seek a new beginning.", said kouros. "they are seedstars, coming to unpack themselves. do not be afraid. come, and douse". i sprayed my wrists. "what do they want?", i ask. "they are post-larval. they've been here before, their mission is unknown." "they've been here you know?", kouros emphasized. "they've lived in rustic houses, around the rolling green hills and under the amber sun, sitting just above the horizon. these ancestors have vast tracks of land and have lived a life much like your own but sweeter and without pain. can you feel it?" i woke suddenly in my room drenched in sweat. "a bad dream is all.", i said to myself. i looked over and kouros was sitting silently on my dresser. i got up, opened the window and grabbed kouros about to lob it out. mid-heave i heard a hum and the bottle vibrated softly in my hand. that hum again, coming from the atomizer. i pressed it against my ear. "civilize the mind.", said kouros. "and make savage the body." before my eyes the bottle spun into a warm flare and vanished into a thin thread of white smoke.

>> No.14692067

>>14692040
>using Chinese medical-grade lube to jerk off

>> No.14692080

>>14692038
They're bright blue napkins...

>> No.14692089

>>14692080
And? Them being blue prevents you from stuffing a few in your jacket pocket and tossing them in a garbage bin?

>> No.14692104

>>14692080
If you use actual tissues you can just take them to the bathroom with you and flush

>> No.14692262

>>14691989
>Bit tricky getting rid of them in the bin
Put it in a fucking bag and throw it out, you absolute moron.

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>>14690459
This chart is all wrong. I made just he most obvious corrections, but people should honestly start with a new one. Entire categories are incorrect here. Niche is objectiverly just slightly belong designer. Weird and Outsider should be obviously below Niche.

>> No.14692459

>>14692440
It’s a meme, you dip!

>> No.14692505

>>14692459
asdfafsd a meme is supposed to have a premise
t.memester

>> No.14692607

>>14692040
Yes. Sucked her toes too

>> No.14692738

>>14692440
You must be kidding. The original was better. Your corrections are useless

>> No.14692754
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14692754

When the fuck is Hedis new line of frags for Celine coming out? They told me October, but they have yet to release any...

>> No.14692770

>>14689160
can anyone rec. a good cheap frag for winter/fall
been eye-ballin' some of the Zara ones like vibrant leather oud

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Who Jacques Bogart here?

Expecting OMS Oud in the mail. It's sent from India though, I hope they won't give me Eros instead, lel

>> No.14692911

>>14692891
>no more human
>entry lvl /lit/
>none of the fragrances is used

>> No.14692928

>>14692891
>all that dfw
embarrassing desu

>> No.14693042

>>14690199
Lalique equus

>> No.14693073

>>14692891
Why do you cum on your books?

>> No.14693200

>>14692440
I agree here

>> No.14693254

>>14692440
Shut up. Layton, Fahrenheit and Eau Sauvage in Normal pleb among Sauvage and 1 Million? Jubi, Chergui and fucking CdG2 as borderline designer? Lurk and sniff more first

>> No.14693260

>>14692891
>pristine condition softcover books' spines straight from /lit/ starterpack
>unsprayed Bogarts
Let's be honest, you're just an easily impressionable faggot jumping from one hype bandwagon to another. Try to think for yourself next time.

>> No.14693416

>>14691582
I have fun reading them. Just can't be bothered to get into shitshows myself to be honest.
>>14691668
Profumum Roma is great. I've cut down my F/W collection to 6 bottles so not gonna buy anything new as I'm really satisfied with what I've got, but the first bottle to be finished will be likely replaced by Dulcis in Fundo or Acqua e Zucchero.
>I'll be in Italy in a few weeks
Cool where about? You can get bottles there way cheaper than in the rest of Europe. Also if someone wants to order a bottle online, then drop an email to https://www.nanascents.com and she will sort you out for 75% of the price elsewhere with shipping included.

>> No.14693491

>>14692770
I have Zara vibrant leather and it absolutely sucks. Rancid as fuck. whoever says this is a good Aventus clone needs to gtfo

>> No.14693495

>>14692891
>Pynchon
>DFW
>Joyce
>fucking JUNG!!!
goddamn it, /lit/ needs to stop memeing

>> No.14693498
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any thoughts on these?

>> No.14693502

>>14693416
Firenze. Any frag shops I should definitely check out? Or general /trv/ advice. Not my first time in Italy nor in Firenze, just going there for work. I speak decent italian fwiw. Best place to try out Bisteca alla Fiorentina?

>> No.14693536

my gf liked pic related when we went sampling at sephora, my question is is there anything in the same vein for women? Its basically a chocolate gourmand and it smells pretty nice

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>>14693536
Forgot pic

>> No.14693555

I need a braindead frag i can wear in the fall and winter without it being a blue frag. Something i can wear casually in most situations i already have some date night frags and i dont like parties, is chanel egöiste platinun a good candidate or is it more of a spring/summer frag?

>> No.14693622

>>14693498
Are these your first samples from these brands or you've already sampled something? These are quite specific choices. Escentric Molecules is purely a hype job.
>>14693502
Great, one of my fav cities. Take a look here for some idea of frag-tourism: http://your-perfume-guide.com/florence/ I don't have my fav place for bistecca really but most of the places I had it in were really good. Just have a common sense when picking a restaurant and I'm sure you'll be fine. On the other hand I can highly recommend the restaurant at Gucci Museo. Massimo Bottura is the chef there and it was hands-down one of the best places I've dined in and I've been to couple Michelin-starred restaurants.

>> No.14693644

>>14693622
these are my first samples from these brands, I would likely end up only buying a bottle of maybe 1 of them by the end though

>> No.14693717

>>14693644
So just to let you know that these are not really super-representative of these brands. But I guess it's snice to sample something else than everyone else

>> No.14693735

>>14693717
cool I'll keep that in mind. I'm the kind of person who grew up not liking 'perfume' so I usually go to the more strange things

>> No.14693753

lmao jeremy livestreaming

>> No.14693775
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14693775

So after all, which one is better ? in term of everything i am talking, projection, longevity, smell, etc.

>> No.14693790

>>14692754
Article with Chandler Burr said end of October

>> No.14693839

>>14693416
Do you have any recommendations for Milano? Interested in anything ranging from Fragrance shops/fashion boutiques/exhibitions and restaurants to day or weekend trips around.

>> No.14693863

>>14689160
So Turkey's going on war.
Will this make Nishane cheap?
I'm eyeing Hacivat, Wulong Cha, Sultan Vetiver, Ani, Fan your Flames.

>> No.14693867

>>14693775
EDT

>> No.14693897

>>14693536
That one is for women.

Or did you mean you're looking for other similar women's fragrances? In which case maybe have her try Black Orchid, or the original Mugler Angel. There's definitely more expensive niche options (Killian/Montale) but I haven't tried them.

>> No.14694014

>>14693897
yeah similar ones for women im trying to turn my gf into a frag head

>> No.14694130

>>14692911
>>14692928
>>14693260
>>14693495
Itt: Pajeets coping because he made fun of Eros

>> No.14694143
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>>14692891
Yeah got Oud Edition and it's atomic. 1 week of performance. Most based collection on whole /fa/, bro.

>> No.14694182

>>14694130
>assuming poo in the loos have any interest in the western literary canon

>> No.14694185

>>14693775
Same bottle,same shit

>> No.14694232

>>14691099
Actually not a bad option, could also go for 02 or 03

>> No.14694243

>>14691638
Try Montale's Intense So Iris, it is a really soft and clean scent, not overpowering, just beautiful. Monsters like Piguet's L'insomnuit, DHI, VUI and the like are the things you may not like. Also Prada L'Homme and it's flankers may be worth trying if you don't want such heavy frags

>> No.14694266

WHAT IS THE MOST OUTLANDISH, WILD, STUPID ASS PERFUME I CAN BUY??
I ALREADY ORDERED SECRETIONS MAGNIFIQUE

ARE THERE ANY PERFUMES THAT SMELL LIKE BLOOD?

CRUISE CONTROL
MIGHT COP DRAKKAR NOIR

>> No.14694273

>>14691638
Iris Ukiyoe by Hermes is a good one

>> No.14694277

>>14694266
Zootopian T Rex. Smells like blood and fire.

>> No.14694285
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14694285

>>14691099

>> No.14694289

>>14694266
Drakkar Noir isn't that outlandish, just smells like a super sleazy soap. It has a shit ton of dihydromyrcenol, the ingredient that scented the original Tide laundry detergent. Basically smells like an eastern European taxi or crime boss. I love the stuff but it's not that unique (or maybe it is if you're a zoomer just accustomed to Eros)

>> No.14694295

>>14694266
D I O R L E A T H E R O U D

>> No.14694314

>>14694266
>ARE THERE ANY PERFUMES THAT SMELL LIKE BLOOD?
Imaginary Authors Bull's Blood

>>14694232
Yeah that post is the only time I've felt 100% recc'ing it, was going to mention 02/03 too
>>14694285
based

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>>14691696
thanks for you input pajeet

>> No.14694320

>>14693775
I honestly love the parfum. It has terrible projection but that is not necessarily bad.
If someone is interested in you, they will be close to you. The closer the more interested. I think the parfum smell may be the tipping point for that someone who is interested. Personal experience at least (so if you dance with someone at a party they will for sure smell it). And also it is my personal favorite out of the 3, so it boosts confidence.

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going out on a first date tomorrow, been talking to this girl, she told me she'll wear this. What should I expect? What am I in for?

>> No.14694324

>>14694317
do you honestly like it? Have you even tried it? (speaking of the intense). It is unbearably sweet and synthetic.

>> No.14694332

>>14694324
Not him, but apparently the Intense flanker is more like Invictus/Eros/Wanted or whatever than it is like the original Cool Water. If that's the case, it's a total debasement of the CW line. A shame.

>> No.14694337

>>14694332
I blind bought it for my brother (who is a fan of the OG), I literally can't stand it. The ones that you named at least are mass appealing, CWI is far from it, imo.

>> No.14694520

>>14694243
Funny, I thought Montale had a reputation for screechy, nuclear performance. Is that just for the ouds? I've been thinking of checking out Intense Tiare, Daydreams, and Blue Amber.

>> No.14694522

>>14689459
>>14691696
>>14694317
>>14694324
>>14694332
>>14694337
cool water moar like pool water amirite fellas

>> No.14694527
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>>14689160
I just tried Boss no.1 and it smells like grannys closet. My dad had this fragrance in the 90s and it was a masculine beast-mode powerhouse. Is kouros or lapidus PH similar to the old Boss?

>> No.14694528

>>14694143

ty bro, I have 50 other frags though

>> No.14694579

>>14692891
You're missing Arabian Nights, pussy.

>> No.14694587

Sampled Tom Ford for the first time today, Grey Vetiver and Noir Extreme. That makes today the day I started saving money to afford Tom Ford

>> No.14694626

>>14694522
What?

>> No.14694672

>>14694626
COOL WATER MOAR LIKE POOL WATER AMIRITE FELLAS

>> No.14694701

I wanted to hate Y EDP but it's unironically great and the best of the "blue" scents

Also women love it more than any other frag I've tried except AHSEE and Eros

>> No.14694717

>>14694701
>one of the best blue scents
>not aqua quorum
Such a shame that this shits so under the radar. I guess I get it all to myself then. Tbh been enjoying it more than Cool Water although CW is still objectiively a better frag.

>> No.14694965

copped invictus legends brohs.

>> No.14695021
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New Le Labo that is inspired by petrichor out today.
Sounds awesome but not expecting much, as of the dozen or so Le Labo I have tried, only one has pleased me, but... I ordered a sample anyway.

>> No.14695028

Any frags that smell like a car with linen seats owned by a chain smoker / a rental car

>> No.14695037

>>14695028
Sung Homme

>> No.14695086
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14695086

Anyone tell me if this is worth a cop?

>> No.14695111

>>14695086
its worth a 4 dollar sample

>> No.14695120

How did i do lads are any of these samples not worth it?

>> No.14695123
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>>14695120
Im a retard

>> No.14695167

>>14695123
Pretty good. What site did you use?

>> No.14695175

>>14695123
i've been wearing a city on fire now for awhile. it is my fav imaginary authors. at first it smelt like the musty smokey inside of my sleeping bag after coming home from camping, in an astringent way - but now that I'm a bit more used to it it smells more woody/resin/dark/somehow also fresh

>> No.14695217

>>14695167
Looks like luckyscent

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14695234

>>14694130
Rent free

>> No.14695252

>>14694323
Why did she tell you what frag she's wearing?

>> No.14695317

What frag would a young lawyer at a tier 2 firm with a rather relaxed dress code wear?

>> No.14695441

>>14695234
Don't you have some streets to shit in?

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>>14694266
Are you a virgin? I like the smell of pussy, a little like rotten fish. Love to have that scent on my hands for a few days.
Maybe try Vulva Original.

>> No.14695571

Anyone tried Nuit D'Issey noir Argent?
Thoughts?

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>>14693775
>>14694320
Wow you both have absolutely no clue what you're talking about. Not shocked.

>> No.14695678

>>14695605
You both? The first guy just asked the question.

>> No.14695728

I found out something terrible today. All my adult life, I was 6 foot. Always been 6 foot, always told people I was 6 foot. Went for my physical today, turns out I’m only 5’11 3/4. Now that I’m officially a manlet, what frags should I be wearing? Eros? 1 Million? I’m assuming something obnoxiously loud and sweet to overcompensate for not being a real man.

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>>14695317
>>14695728

>> No.14696014

>>14689160
what fragrances will impress arthoes? I'm thinking cdg2 but I guess they wear it themselves lol

>> No.14696016

>>14696014
15 sprays of One Man Show.

>> No.14696137

>>14693498
I was in a previous thread talking about Hinoki, basically that its a very nice scent with the turpentine camphorous opening and lovely cypress & incense notes but its a bit short lived and runs through its cycle 6 hours max, usually 4.

Ordered a 2ml sample of Aesop Hwyl but it hasn't arrived yet, it was recommended to me by another anon here.

>> No.14696141

Can anyone recommend any introductory chypres?

>> No.14696200

>>14693498
Amazingreen smells so fucking good in the opening but dries down to a bland sweetness. Probably my favorite opening

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Anyone still shilling for this fag?

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Gutted desu lads, if you remember a few threads ago I paid £17 quid for a bottle of Squidward Pour Homme from some shady website, now they're saying they never got the money. So I spoke with the bank

>"Hi, I'd like to dispute a payment I made recently please"
>"Ok sir, can you explain what happened?"
>"I, uh, ordered a bottle of, uh... perfume. The company said they never received the payment"
>"No problem mr anon, just send us a full description of the item and the order confirmation along with any correspondence you've had with the company"
>mfw

Hope they get a good laugh out of it, noselets at the bank probably won't understand the sophistication of a true gentlemanly fragrance

>> No.14696269

>>14696225
Legend

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>>14696225
Based

>> No.14696394

Arrived in Amsterdam, lads. I was sat next to some fat middle eastern dude in the plane. Dude had way too much fragrance on, and that shit was pungent. No idea what it was, couldn’t pick out much, but it was nuclear and awful. Just a cloying sweet mess. If you absolutely must wear fragrance on a plane, don’t fucking bathe in it, people!

Anyway, had a nap, just about to shower and run out to find a lady to ride my dick.

>> No.14696398

>>14696394
>fat middle eastern dude
>fragrance on

Probably One Million, Eros or Aventus.

>> No.14696401

>>14696394
>that first time you go through the duty free shops and all the big name brands let you use their perfume for free
oppa!

>> No.14696458

>>14696225
Man that’s gay. I tried ordering drake and josh edt a few threads ago too and I was refunded, and the seller relisted it at the same price for some reason.

Anyway that sucks I, i was the guy who told you squidward a top note was oak moss

>> No.14696465

>>14696398
It almost smelled like he was layering something like 1 Million and Drakkar Noir. It was super sweet, and super strong, but also sharp and medicinal. It was honestly revolting.

>>14696401
Unfortunately, the duty frees in my home city only have generic designer stuff. Nothing interesting. Here in Schipol, though, they have Amouage, Tom Ford, and some others. Definitely will be checking that out when I leave.

But yeah, that dude might’ve just hosed himself down with a bunch of different frags from the duty free.

>> No.14696649

>>14696458
Might try again soon with a different seller, although I'm skeptical that anywhere advertising it will actually stock it

>> No.14696730

Jazz club is fucking disgusting... Just tried it. It's a scrubber

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>>14696649
I bought some Daffy Duck Edt in the meantime for 5 bucks and it did actually ship. Fragrantica notes have it looking like an aventus killer

>> No.14696788

>>14689459
This has to be the most lame scent ever. Not necessarily bad. Just so unremarkable. Alright, I suppose, for an office work environment, where you don't want anything overpowering. But, otherwise, a mighty, mighty . . .MEH.
Spend some time, find something better.

>> No.14696799

>>14696788
has anyone even tried cool water intense edp? everyone talks about just edt. totally different frags

>> No.14696861

I don't know anything. Should I go with Dunhill Icon for fall/winter? I live in Sweden

>> No.14696967

>>14696767
post collection

>> No.14697025

>>14696730
Felt the same, by the fireplace was nice but that one was a big yuck

>> No.14697074

>>14696967
i dont have any other meme frags, I just wanted one

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Are there any other date night frags that are worth a look besides the following
>the one EDP
>spicebomb extreme
>YSL la nuit de l'homme (is the parfum version better in your opinion?)
>shit like eros one million, etc although pure xs seems worth a try
>bleu de chanel
The cheaper the better but i am willing to throw money at a good one currently think the one EDP because its more affordable than YSL and is very nice

>> No.14697411

>>14697392
one man show oud edition. pure sex my fren

>> No.14697416

>>14697392
Dior homme

>> No.14697444

>>14697392
the one is gud i likie

>> No.14697457

>>14697392
Montblanc Individuel. Made by the same guy who made Green Irish Tweed, Cool Water, Kouros, and legend has it Aventus

>> No.14697582

>>14696861
Icon is bright and summery, maybe not the best match for the coming months. Burberry London is a good starter fall/winter frag.

>> No.14697767

>>14697582
My brother in law uses Burberry London, is there any other good one?

>> No.14697772

Whats a sweet fragance that will also make females drop their panties

>> No.14697852

I got a decant of New York Intense based off what I assume was hookeranons recommendation, and its a boring chypre, all the girls I talked to said it smelled like a geriatric ward. Thanks hookeranon.

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>>14697772
Parfums de Marly Layton
>>14697852
Do you hang around 13 year old girls? NY Intense is a modern gem, I have had a bunch of different chicks react to it and it varied from ”It's cloying sweet suffocating in close spaces” ”to omg what's that” and spraying some on themselves with my bottle.

>> No.14698025

>>14697852
You assume wrong. NYI is PolskiBrit’s thing.

>> No.14698047

>>14697852
Yo, you bought it probably due to my shilling not hookeranon's. That's strange as I'm 27 and my 18-21yo plates where all over me when I was wearing it. Maybe it is just dissonant with your vibe? It's defo on a more mature scale of things.

>> No.14698145

What's a good frag to wear for a really fancy afternoon tea date in summer?
Like wearing a suit at a 4 star hotel kinda afternoon tea?

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New thread:
>>14689160
>>14698302

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>>14698145
Xerjoff Nio, Guerlain Le Frenchy
>>14698303
Based catposter. Why are you killing threads before 310, though? Gonna kill the thread with frag posters

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>>14698340

>> No.14698346

>>14698330
cuck fragrance

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>>14698352

>> No.14698388

Hey guys, any frags you could recommend for a 5'7 20y/o college student? I dress casually, black pants/joggers + shirts/hoodies. Im blonde and have blue eyes. So far i have eros, A&F Fierce and ysl De l'homme l'intense. A random hookup and my current gf both liked fierce so thats a good sign. What samples should i order for fall/winter? Also started liking eros a lot less since reading about it here.

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>>14698321
The thread was sitting in the 290 posts range for about twelve hours. Sometimes it's better to just put up the new thread rather than invite another shitposting meme edition. Thanks for nuking.

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>>14695252
we were talking about our future date and I made a joke about hoping she would smell clean, so she said she would shower and wear perfume for our date, and so I asked which one. BTW, the date went great, she's coming over to my place Friday evening and that perfume is amazing, at least on her. We started making out in the bar and I couldn't stop smelling her. I was wearing pic related, and when she got home she texted me saying she could still smell me on her.