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>be me
>23
>balding
>glasses
>incel face
>tropical eternal summer climate
>cant grow facial hair
>got fucking ED at age 19
>gross hairy front torso
>prone to fainting
>small pencil dick
>lame body
>dark shit colored eyes
>dark shit colored hair
>disgusting curly hair
>very very very poor
>unsuccessful
>dumb
>uncreative
>idiot

How do I look cool, or tough? On a low budget and minimal way. I just got new lotion and sun cream for my bald spot after saving up for weeks. im riding the high

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Don't wear biker jacket with boots, it comes across too larpy, too SAINT LAURENT wannabe

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>>14619158
Don't wear biker jacket with boots, it comes across too larpy, too SAINT LAURENT wannabe.

>> No.14619205

>>14619158
>be me
Wow, wouldn't know otherwise
>balding
Shave it all off
>glases
So? As long as you don't get some Harry Potter shit you can and will make it
>tropical eternal summer
PR here baby, it doesn't matter
>ED
Doesn't matter, work on that tongue game
>cant grow facial hair
Doesn't matter, trim what you do have
>gross hairy front torso
Trim
>prone to fainting
Explain
>small pencil dick
Work. on. that. tongue game.
And the rest are just lame excuses

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>>14619158
I would abstain from combining biker jacket with leather boots for fear of coming across too larpy, too SAINT LAURENT

>> No.14619216

>>14619208
Biker jackets aren't cool unless you are a punk/goth or an actual biker

>> No.14619217

>>14619205
Not him but i dunmo if being too poor to even buy good clothes is iust an excuse. Also ugly people have no chance desu.

>> No.14619219

>>14619158
Wow sorry OP.

>be me
>27
>full hair
>nice looking glasses
>pretty face
>good climate, wealthy country
>have facial hair
>never had ED
>not prone to fainting
>normal size dick
>normal body, but I don’t work out much
>green eyes
>dark blonde hair
>good hair overall
>pretty rich, wealthy family, steady own income
>overall successful
>intelligent
>very creative, make music, video editing, photography
>smart person

>> No.14619226

>>14619216
Please kill yourself dumb fuck

>> No.14619230

>>14619205
>shave it all off

I have a weird skull shape. I look horrible. My incelface is exaggerated with no hair

And i still have no idea how to dress. No clothes look good on me. I want to look tough.

>>14619219
Are you just here to brag? I have no hobbies either and couldnt afford them even if i wanted to. Youre a piece of shit.

>> No.14619234

>>14619230
>Are you just here to brag?
yes, stay mad

>> No.14619237

>>14619234
Fuck you dude. you're a fucking asshole with an easy life

>> No.14619241

>>14619217
Walmart/K-Mart sells okay t-shirts/polos and acceptable jeans and dress pants, trust me whenever I'm out doing simple shit like going to the bank or whatever I still get looks, it isn't about dressing expensive, it's about looking ok.
>>14619230
You don't dress to look tough, you just are, trust me I know, I live in Puerto Rico ffs. Whenever someone tries to dress tough or "gansta" I instantly know they're bitch niggas, "perro que ladra no muerde" or dogs that bark don't bite if that's the correct translation. It's like with niggers, over there in Gringolandia, you either look like a nigger, or you're a clown trying to be one.

>> No.14619244

>>14619241
I just like that style man fuck why cant i like what i look like

>> No.14619245

>>14619237
He's a larper my man, never going to make it if you keep giving away free (You)s.

>> No.14619250

>>14619244
Then work towards it, work out, it doesn't even have to be in a gym.

>> No.14619252

>>14619158
You should go to a doctor before worrying about fashion. A lot of those symptoms suggest circulatory problems. Especially the ED and fainting at your age. Does your country have any decent healthcare.

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>>14619252
i have no healthcare. i really dont care about treatment right now
>>14619250
im not sure i have it in me

op here but would pic related be bad hair? I still have a lot of my hair but i dunno for how long so im planning for the future.

how do I go for a cool greaser kinda look in this heat

>> No.14619277

>>14619257
>how do I go for a cool greaser kinda look in this heat
If it's anything like PR then you don't, I like techwear doesn't mean I can dress like that in this weather.

>> No.14619284 [DELETED] 

>>14619277
Can you be my friend

>> No.14619486

>>14619277
What do you wear

>> No.14620337

>>14619158
Kys

>> No.14621336

>>14619219
Lol

>> No.14622313

>>14619158
Get contacts, bulk up and rock the short haired balding look, don't try to shave your head completely and grow a beard that's just a cope style. Wear flannels and boots all the time to go for the tough guy lumberjack style and hit on 30+ year old women because girls your age aren't gonna be interested in a guy like you no matter what you do.

>> No.14622324

>>14622313
>needing to bulk up to be passable tough