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dressing like George Costanza is unironically fashion endgame. it's his entire image
his impeccable tartan shirts, tucked into exquisiteley made blue jeans or khakis. his incredibly well tailored suits, in the best italian and english fabrics you can get. his belts, proudly shown off due to always tucking in his ever so slightly billowy shirt like a proper man should, made from the most supple leather on the market.
but best of all, his jackets. goretex, raincoats, harringtons, george can literally pull of anything.
if you disagree with me you know nothing, and i mean nothing, about fashion

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Gonna hijack this shit thread while it's early and say that this is now a guide thread

>> No.14588935

>>14588934
have sex homo
the only guide you need is watching every seinfeld ep

>> No.14588955

>>14588935
yea lmao, dudes posting the same boring generic bullshit in every other thread

>> No.14588961

>>14588935
>the only guide you need is watching every seinfeld ep
relax, /tv/; everyone has done that already. here's a stand-out fashion moment for george:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imgGyD6waTA

>> No.14589918

>>14588929
lmao didnt someone post this copypasta before

>> No.14590092

>>14588929
So there I was, watching Seinfeld whilst reading the complete works of Shakespeare. I was completing King Lear for the 42nd time and watching George Costanza make a fool of himself once again when it came to me. I too am Costanza. A fool in a garish gown. But instead of wallowing in my self pity or doing anything about it, I decided to take the Costanzapill. The Costanza (literally "standing in two places", Italian origin) pill is a revolutionary neo-absurdist philosophy for postmodern living that allows the 21st century intellectual to reconcile his top-shelf tastes, with his barrel-scraping existence, and love of plebeian culture. The "George" self is the buffoon, the prole, the low status serf with bad genetics, stocky build, and micropenis in the pool. The "Art" self is the patrician, the elite that basks in the ignorance and suffering of the "George" self. His dress is clean, streamlined, and he buttons the right button always. George Costanza is only ever George Costanza only when he amalmagates the two into an authenticated being. Here now can George really come to terms about his life being like a show about nothing. Since I've taken the Costanzapill, I've learned to take my eclair and throw it into the garbage can too. I've burned my books, buried my refrigerator, and live off of Arby's, Twix, Bosco, mangos and cold shrimp. I spend my days watching documentaries about French expressionism and Breakfast at Tiffany's, and playing Frogger until I pass out.

>> No.14590098

>>14590092
Tldr

>> No.14590104

>>14590098
Tldr; Accept you're a shitcunt.

>> No.14590198

Seinfeld sucks

>> No.14590225

>>14588934
I wish I could pass as a female.

>> No.14590231

>>14590092
Saved. Never read this one before, how long has it been around?

>> No.14590461

>>14590231
Maybe since the winter? It’s absolute kino nonetheless. And also truth

>> No.14590478

>>14590231
>>14590461
Nov 15 2018 in my pasta folder

>> No.14590762

>the year of our lord 2019
>hasn’t taken the Costanza pill
cringe

>> No.14590820

>>14590198
u wish

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Two style titans going toe-to-toe.

>> No.14590920
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George arguably got the best pieces of ass in the show.

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The man also understood the importance of cotton over polyester. George recognized the important nuances of everyday life.

>> No.14591692

>>14590916
peterman was a fucking gentleman.

>> No.14592084

>>14590916
>J. Crew
>J. Peterman
>No J. Press

>> No.14592625

Bumping for more george

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man was always fitted

>> No.14592919

>>14590478
you are a true historian

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>> No.14593882
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George foregoing business-wear allowed him to snag his Yankees job. A goddamn rebel.

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>>14590092
>The Costanza (literally "standing in two places", Italian origin) pill is a revolutionary neo-absurdist philosophy for postmodern living that allows the 21st century intellectual to reconcile his top-shelf tastes, with his barrel-scraping existence, and love of plebeian culture.
Based best of both worlds.

>> No.14594841

>>14592648
My man with the pastel drip.

>> No.14594864

>>14590920
that's not elaine's native american friend, fake tits girl or the virgin

>> No.14595002

>>14594841
yeah, he dresses great in the episode where he accidentally steals that tourists suitcase full of bright clothing