/fa/ - Fashion

[Anonymous No.14545748]

What indoor plants are the most effay?

[Anonymous No.14545780]

>>14545748
succulents are for art hoes and losers
the most effay plant is the one you've been growing since you got it as a wee lad in pre-school and have been taking care for years and years ever since

[Anonymous No.14545781]

>>14545748
Fiddle leaf Fig
Snake Plant
Rubber Plant (darker cultivars)
Calathea Medallion
Parlor Palm
Maidenhair Fern

[Anonymous No.14545784]

>>14545781
Philodendron selloum
Alocasia Regal Shield
Norfolk Island Pine

[Anonymous No.14545800]

>>14545748
as meme as succulents have become, I still think they look fucking rad
those meaty leaves are just very aesthetically pleasing

[Anonymous No.14545810]

>>14545780
you literally just described succulents and arid plants tho lol
a lot of them outlive humans

[Anonymous No.14545821]

monstera

[Anonymous No.14545837]

>>14545821
I feel like I've been monstera'd out and I don't even own one. They're on nearly every print featuring plant species or a "tropical vibe"

[Anonymous No.14545846]

Cacti, especially if you have the patience to grow them from seeds

[Anonymous No.14545847]

>>14545837
:( say something nice about my monster

[Anonymous No.14545851]

>>14545847
They're still lovely, but dang I've just been poisoned by how many people post about them. she's a beaut, really young too. Did you grow it from a cutting or a seed?

[Anonymous No.14545857]

>>14545748
Venus flytrap

[Anonymous No.14545861]

>>14545851
I bought it like a month ago (because of these interior threads)

It almost died after 2 weeks on vacation. Now it has an oversized pot with 10l of soil. That should do the trick.

[Anonymous No.14545864]

>>14545861
Never repot in a pot that‘s too big

[Anonymous No.14545865]

>>14545864
into

[Anonymous No.14545867]

>>14545857
bog plants are neat but they seem real incel-core to me m8. they're the reptilians of house plants

[Anonymous No.14545870]

>>14545867
bog/carnivorous. except drosera's because you can feed those cute lil feelers fish food if you don't want to use insects.

[Anonymous No.14545872]

>having indoor plants

didn't know this was /r/malelivingspace

[Anonymous No.14545875]

>>14545748
Industry plants

[Anonymous No.14545880]

>>14545864
But don't they get very big? What's the problem here?

[Anonymous No.14545882]

>>14545847
you should get a moss pole for it to climb and stabilize itself around.

[Anonymous No.14545886]

>>14545880
if the pot is too big the plant focuses on rooting rather than growth

[Anonymous No.14545893]

>>14545886
hm okay thanks

[Anonymous No.14545915]

>>14545872
It's just nice to take care of things and see them thrive, man. If you renounce everything that's been talked about on reddit you'd be left with nothing.

[Anonymous No.14545929]

And here's a fresh clipping with one of its brothers.
>>14545748
Any plant can be effay. It's more actually taking the time to care for them than just owning them, so get something it's in your capacity to take care of that compliments the space it's in. :)

[Anonymous No.14545933]

>>14545915
yeah i agree. it feels good

[Anonymous No.14545940]

houseplants make me open my curtains in the morning

[Anonymous No.14545950]

>>14545929
>>14545929
hell yeah brother.

>>14545940
house plants helped me fix my sleep schedule

[Anonymous No.14545954]

>>14545950
how

[Anonymous No.14545956]

>>14545954
see
>>14545940

[Anonymous No.14545999]

for me its the devil's ivy
excuse the mess, was doing computer stuff

[Anonymous No.14546004]

>>14545999
damn, love a climbing pothos. I'm thinking of adding a pole to mine. Do you have any tips?

[Anonymous No.14546009]

>>14546004
i'm not the best person to ask, you should check out
>>>/an/3104529

[Anonymous No.14546011]

>>14545748
Cactus

[Anonymous No.14546171]

>>14545748
most definitely S. podophyllum in a white, porcelain pot

[Anonymous No.14546252]

>>14546171
he cute

[Anonymous No.14546338]

>>14545872
>talks shit about reddit
>redditspacing
go back. but seriously, houseplants are effay for both the eyes and soul

[Anonymous No.14546521]

>>14545780

I have a crassula for the last 25 years, its about 3 feet tall, like a small tree.

[Anonymous No.14546751]

>>14545915
>>14545929
based anon. hope ur plants continue to grow and flourish

[Anonymous No.14546763]

green

[Anonymous No.14546825]

Orchids, aloe and bananaplants

[Anonymous No.14547017]

>>14546338
fucking poor fag catch me in my beautiful garden outside

[Anonymous No.14547040]

>>14545867
Nah, bog plants are the chads of the plant world. They don't fear insects; insects fear them.

[Anonymous No.14547174]

>>14545780
Cringe

[Anonymous No.14547692]

>>14545780
brb going back in time

[Anonymous No.14548327]

>>14545872
They all recommend house plants because it's good advice.

[Anonymous No.14549287]

>>14546763
I still can't get over this pic. It's so pleasing to just stare at

[Anonymous No.14549512]

>>14549287
Now imagine it’s your place. You learn what they like and you give them the space to let them thrive, and in turn they pay you back with that very feeling.

[Anonymous No.14550705]

When I'm putting a new plant, and the soild it came in is super packed with roots, how do I make sure they'll grow into the new soil around them? I already try to break up the edges before adding the new dirt, but I feel like theres always a core of dry soil right underneath the plant

[Anonymous No.14550708]

had a dream that my mother randomly chopped the roots off my devil's ivy and I was so livid I spent 5 hours of dream time telling her to kill herself and screaming while I punched walls
what did my brain mean by this?

[Anonymous No.14550717]

>>14545780
Fuck off cringe

[Anonymous No.14551259]