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how do I look like the least noticeable guy in the room
I want to be really generic and NPC looking.

pic related is what I came up with using stuff I have.
How do I ask for that haircut?
Also what shoes and glasses would work?
Do I wear a watch?

>> No.14519608

trying too hard to look ubboticeable will make you so
just wear whatever normcore

>> No.14519610

>>14519608
Normcore isnt npc

>> No.14519741

Bump

>> No.14519838

t shirt, cargo pants, nikes

>> No.14519929

>>14519601
how's your weight OP? might have to lose some

>> No.14519933

>>14519929
Its good

>> No.14519934

unless youre retarded you can just show the picture to the barber

>> No.14519942

>>14519934
I have bad news for you. Im retarded.

>> No.14519945

>>14519942
well thats sucks

>> No.14519952

>>14519945
Yeah man its genuinely torture to be dumb
I am always known as the dumb oaf archetype in every friend group.
Completely different Friends have independently said "wow i had no idea you were retarded" to me.

I hate my life

>> No.14519965

>>14519952
small sateps is the way to go, the important part isn't to aim for the top, its to aim up.
Just show the damn picture to the barber and youll be fine

>> No.14519970

>>14519965
steps*

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>>14519601
This is my area of expertise. I have mastered the art of npc. I don't think anyone has noticed me for years. Just pick out a few Jean washes and different color t-shirts.

>> No.14520069

>>14520063
Yes wear a watch. Get air monarch in white. Glasses go for pedo aviator style the square roundish ones
Walmart has good wrangler ones.

>> No.14520074
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>>14520069
These are mine. Get a timex not casio

>> No.14520086

>>14520069
Wouldnt not wearing a watch be more npc? And that aviator style is too "in" now though i think thin frames are definately what you want

>> No.14520097

>>14520086
If it's in you blend in and don't stick out

>> No.14520100

>>14519601
>jeans model already wearing a white shirt
>better put another white shirt on for emphasis

>> No.14520124

>>14520086
The glasses I have are normotensive as fuck trust me you won't stick out

>> No.14520136

>>14520097
I was thinking some thing extremely common and very unremarkable but not necessarily trendy but also not ugly orbout of fashion

>> No.14520151

>>14520124
i never never seen anyone wear those. where the hell do you live?

>> No.14520161 [DELETED] 

>>14520151
Toronto

>> No.14520171

been doing this for a while as i consider it a form of minimalism, a lifestyle i enjoy. I usually go with

>black jacket, non leather, preferably a coach jacket
>blue t shirt
>grey chinos
>black or white sneakers

adjust seasonally, wear the same thing every day and buy in bulk

>> No.14520514

Are converse npc?

>> No.14520606

Just look at how the people around you dress and shamelessly copy them.

>> No.14520882

>>14520171
Why even come here

>> No.14520912

Can you be an npc if you were bald? Idk but I think if you're bald your only choice is to be a rugged protagonist or a very evil villain

>> No.14520966

>>14520171
So forgettable that I had to read it twice before I could picture it, impressive

>> No.14521364
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>> No.14521454

>>14520074
serialkiller-core glasses

>> No.14521615 [DELETED] 

>>14521364
Why no converse

>> No.14521620

just shop at the local mall for stuff you like

>> No.14521791

this is what i have been attempting to achieve for a while now
generally speaking
>everything in simple colours, preferably navy blue, olive green, grey, black, nothing ever too saturated or bright
>no branding on anything
>no accessories, if you must they have to be simple and forgettable (not necessarily low quality)
>no beard or light stubble
>the same haircut as K from BR2049 or something else really simple, BUT NOT a buzz that's too short for your hair as it will make you stand out
>glasses is a tough one. observe what normies your age wear in your area. cop something similar.
>probably the only thing you can have branding on. Adidas, Nike, vans, whatever, but keep it very lowkey, black or white as coloured ones stand out and are hard to match with other clothes

you must be an introverted autist or else it won't work

>> No.14521792

>>14521791
the last point was about shoes got carried away

>> No.14521811

>>14521791
Why are vans npc?

>> No.14521870

>>14521811
nearly everyone has them

>> No.14521891

>>14521364

Just slight modifications to this and you get a lot of SEX

/fa/ seethes because low effort conventional fashion results in getting laid much easier and with less effort than the hyper autismo into going unique.

In the end its all about the frame. Good clothes on a good muscular frame, doesnt matter what it is.

>> No.14521917

T shirt, hoodie, jeans, sneaker. no logos, graphics or bold colors either.

if you want extra incognito mode, wear a baseball cap and sunglasses.

>> No.14521998

>>14521870
No way

>> No.14522378

>>14520514
Pls respond

>> No.14522396

>>14521998
Are you fucking retarded. Vans are by far the most common shoe in Toronto

>> No.14522399

>>14521998
lol I saw 3 pairs today alone and all i did was go from work to whole foods to home.

>> No.14522403

>>14522378
It's a very NPC question, so you've already got it down.

>> No.14522422

>>14522396

>>14522399
Nobody around me wears vans.which vans do you guys see

>> No.14522428
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>>14522422

>> No.14522430

>>14522422
Old skools constantly

>> No.14522432

>>14522428
How are old skools more common than the regular ones

>> No.14522439

>>14522432
Like most trends now, it probably started with some eceleb

>> No.14522442

>>14522432
It's been like this for years now. Where the fuck do you live

>> No.14522445

>>14522442
A mahor city. Nobody wears vans. FUCKin NOBODY

>> No.14522455

>>14522445
Bullshit

>> No.14522458

>>14522445
https://www.wmagazine.com/story/old-skool-vans-popular-sneaker-trend-2018
https://i-d.vice.com/en_us/article/3kd8wk/vans-old-skool-most-important-shoe
https://www.gq.com/story/vans-old-skools-gq-office-style

>> No.14522461

>>14522455
I went to NYC and everyone was

>> No.14522475

A watch is possibly a nazi symbol, a true PC Will be %100 cell phone dependent.

>> No.14522478

>>14522445
>A mahor city
Latino pls go

>>14522475
>a true PC Will be %100 cell phone dependent.
iPhone dependant, fixed for you.

>> No.14522615

>>14522403
i just want to know if my converse make me look npc

>> No.14522623

>>14519952
im 18 years old now, and guys my age always were like "you are so fucking dumb its unbelievable" while older people and girls always told me that im really intelligent, probably because i talked more carefully to them than i did with other guys, you most likely arent stupid, you just dont think. Always take your time to think over the next thing you will say

>> No.14522867

>>14522623
Im low iq

>> No.14523143

>>14522867
dam

>> No.14524183

>>14522623
Nah. You dont get it

>> No.14524216

>>14522867
>>14523143
I laughed

>> No.14524437

>>14519601
gray tee kahki cargos boring trainers from sport chalet

>> No.14524473

Why would you willingly want to be an NPC? Minimalism is understandable, but NPC-core seems to be a bit different.

>> No.14524628
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>>14519601
>approach NPC
>kill him
>Press E to loot
>literally steal his look

>> No.14524634

>>14519608
>believing that meme
You are confusing it with a teenager saying "I wear black so as not to stand out, yeesh"

>not differentiating between npc-core and normcore
I'm not even from this board but I bet my dick that you are wrong nonetheless

>> No.14524848

>>14524473
I am an npc

>> No.14525404

I am an NPC.

>> No.14526250

>>14524628
E?

>> No.14526614

>>14526250
Does it really matter? you can set it up in the menu anyways

>> No.14527458

>>14526614
I dont get a menu...

>> No.14528174

>>14527458
oh boy, what an awful way to find out your life has no meaning

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>>14522475
>A watch is possibly a nazi symbol

>> No.14530894

>>14528174
Come on man. I have nothing to live for

>> No.14531636

Bee boop. I like books and music and movies and games.

>> No.14532179

>>14519601
what hair is this

>> No.14532229

>>14520063
wtf is wrong with your arm

>> No.14532266

>>14521891
Kys

>> No.14532280

corporate attire

>> No.14532758

>>14520882
To discuss NPC core obviously.

>> No.14533186

>>14532758
Beep boop. What are your hobbies? I like reading and music and games myself. Orange man bad. I like Mac Demarco, Tyler the creator, Toro y Moi, Animal Collective, Tame Impala, Death Grips, JPEGMAFIA, The Beatles. The list goes on. Books? Thanks for asking. I am well read. I enjoy J.K. Rowling, Kurt Vonnegut, Chuck Palahniuk, Ernest Cline,Suzanne Collins. I identify as atheist but am prone to superstition and areligious spirits. I really enjoy what Marvel is doing and find Star Wars fascinating. I think Last of Us was the best game of all time.

>> No.14533235

Anyone else here love NPR?

>> No.14533626

>>14520063
Damn that really is lowkey well done its really nice to just blend in and not be noticed at all.

>> No.14533748

>>14533626
White t shirts stick out

>> No.14534227

>>14532280
Wrong

>> No.14534277

>>14526614
Stop playing video games.

>> No.14534525

>>14534277
Why

>> No.14534866

Am i an npc

>> No.14536142

Bump

>> No.14536696

>>14534866
if you question it yes, if you don't yes too

>> No.14537344

>>14536696
How do i not be npc

>> No.14538092

>>14520063
Why are your sideburns so big?

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>>14537344
You have to kill yourself

Didn't you watch Animatrix? (Life advise courtesy of the Wachowski brothers, now known as the Wachowski Sisters™)

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14538332

Minimal / no branding isn't NPC. Good example, almost no one has a blank baseball cap and if they do it's probably expensive. You want to give off the vibe of "The sun was in my eyes, so I went to the store and bought a hat, and I like Gibson guitars so I bought this one". You want the most NPC logic as possible. Second guessing yourself or spending any amount of time debating decisions or weighing options or considering anything is playable shit.

A lot of you wannabe NPC's are giving yourselves away to seasoned playable character spotters like myself. No / minimal branding is a dead giveaway that someone is playable because it shows they're acutely aware of and making a conscious decision to avoid branding.

The most true NPC t-shirt isn't plain white but probably something like a Winter is Coming Game of Thrones tee. Another big NPC move is items of clothing from brands that typically aren't associated with clothes. Stuff like Victorinox backpacks and Ferrari sneakers are about as NPC as you can get because it shows a massive dedication to blind consumption and a complete disregard for anything beyond "I like that brand so I bought that thing with it on it".

That's the ultimate NPC move.

>> No.14538338

>>14538332
I like that hat
when did normies became NPC
why are you dehumanizing people who are just normal in comparision to net dwellers

>> No.14538347

>>14538338

All NPC's are normies but not all normies are NPC's. There's definitely normies that have an inner dialogue and original thoughts but they're almost certainly without fail one of the duller personality archetypes.

In contrast the higher archetypes that have souls can pretty much never be normies or NPC's.