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14107580 No.14107580 [Reply] [Original]

>get a haircut
>hairdresser keeps trying to make small talk with me

>> No.14107582

Learn a bit of sign language and pretend to be deaf

>> No.14107647

>>14107580
I love small talk with my hairstylist, just try to make her laugh bro

>> No.14107704

>>14107580
>get haircut
>hairdresser tells me I looked better before

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>>14107704

>> No.14107738

>>14107582
i'm actually hard of hearing and every time my barber tries to talk to me i have to go "HUH" like a retard

>> No.14107798

>>14107580
Just tell them you're that you're sorry, you're really tired and you're usually talkative but today you're real tired and just wana be quiet. How fucking hard is this? I know to do this and I'm a fucking literal fucking autist.

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>> No.14107826

>>14107704
hahahhahahahahahaha

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>>14107580
>being this autistic

Are you unable to even hold up a simple small talk with people?

>> No.14108242

My hairdresser is based af, we talk about football (soccer for americans) a lot, he takes about 30 minutes for a simple undercut because we can't stop talking to eachother

>> No.14108246

>>14107580
In Ausfailia there is a cottage industry of brad tier wogs who run le epic classy beard barbershops, coffee shops etc and they're the dullest fucking cunts. I just pay them to trim my hair i dont want to pretend to give a fuck about them. They're fulfilling a service and I'm paying thats the extent of it

>> No.14108883

>Getting the shampoo the water is so hot it's literally burning your skin
>"How is the temperature anon?"
>"it's ... go-good"

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>>14107738
Fucking kek, me too

>> No.14109225

>>14108242
And then instead of paying for the haircut you just suck him off

>> No.14109251

>>14107580
They've only ever talked to me at the beginning

>> No.14109260

>>14107580
>Get a haircut
>Making small talk
>Hairdresser (married with kids) talks about what a long week it's been
>Trails off, sighs, then rests her hands and chin on top of my head
>Staring at each other in the mirror
>No one else in the shop
>After a few moments I make a funny follow-up comment to the last thing she said
>She laughs and resumes cutting my hair

>> No.14109285

>>14109260
was she milfy

>> No.14109307

>>14109285
>was she milfy
Bigly

>> No.14109366

>>14107704
damn