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13842490 No.13842490 [Reply] [Original]

Why do NPCs like black jeans so much? They just scream nerd to me. And I hate how they make your bottom half basically vanish (fatties love that effect though.)

>> No.13842495

>>13842490
can wear any shoes, shirts, t-shirts or topless if you want to

>> No.13842500

>>13842490
If I would wear black jeans, it’d be to direct attention to a different part of my body with the contrast.

>> No.13842503

>>13842495

I get that but I feel there is always a pressure to make a "statement" with the rest of your fit with black jeans. Since they make everything else pop. And all black depresses me personally, because I've went through an autistic metalhead phase and I keep getting flashbacks.

>> No.13842505

>>13842490
>Why do NPCs like black jeans so much?

DO YOU EVEN KNOW TO WHAT REFERS THE TERM "NPC" ("NONPLAYER CHARACTER") OUTSIDE THE VIDEOGAMES AMBIT? I DOUBT IT.

IN VULGAR IDIOM, AN "NPC" IS AN INDIVIDUAL WHO LACKS CONSCIOUSNESS, FUNCTIONING AS AN AUTOMATON; ACCORDING TO YOU, HOW ARE "BLACK" JEANS A PREDILECTION OF NONCONSCIOUS INDIVIDUALS?

>> No.13842511

>>13842505
I WILL TELL YOU HOW. EVERY NPCS WEARS THEM BECAUSE "DEY GO WITH ERRTHANG" BUT THIS SHIT IS NOT SUITED TO NORMIE CLOTHES

>> No.13842512

>>13842490
they make your top and your shoes stand out

plus, i can wear them to work

>> No.13842516

>>13842512
to work, really? black skinny jeans look like joggers

>> No.13842523
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13842523

>>13842495
>wear what you want

After posting this he goes to /v/ and says:
>y worry about gitting gud?
And then he goes to /tg/ to say
>don't thin your paints, thicc paints are okay

>> No.13842524

>>13842516
slim, not skinny

they look like black chinos, thats the point

>> No.13842532
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13842532

i like this kind of jeans, black with slight fade on the knees

>> No.13842539

>>13842490
Because I hate that dad look of faded blue denim but love when black jeans fade to that washed out gray color. Plus they always fit better then lighter colors after a wash.

>> No.13842540

>>13842532
WELL YAH THAT LOOKS BETTER BECAUSE JEANS ARE SUPPOSD TO HAVE A TEXTURE NOT LOOK LIKE CRINKLED SUIT TROUSERS OR SWEATPANTS AND IT CAN LOOK LIKE TRASH BUT NUDIES MAKE SOME NICE WASHES AND SHIT

>> No.13842543

>>13842539
DAD JEANS ARE SHITTY FLAT SKY BLUE WASH BUT NUDIES MAKE SOME SICK PREFADED SHIT

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13842546

LIKE THIS AINT DAD JEAN JUST A COOL RED BLOODED ALL AMERICAN ROCKABILLY PANTS

>> No.13842548

>>13842540
yeah, its difficult to get jeans fades right

i like nudies, but their quality is wacky. prefer diesel

>> No.13843634

>>13842532
W2c or jeans with similar fade?

>> No.13843638

>>13842540
>JEANS ARE SUPPOSD TO

jeans are supposed to be made for miners
everything else is just fashion

>> No.13844048

>>13843638
what about cowboys?

>> No.13844057

>>13844048
Assless chaps.

>> No.13844382

>>13842490
when I was a brokeass 20something living in the city and working a string of shitty jobs, the only pants I bought were slim black jeans because for most food service shit it's the uniform. Change your slop covered tee for a less slop covered tee and you're ready to get shitfaced in a dive on a weeknight.

>> No.13844386

imagine getting mad over black bottoms

op neck yourself immediately

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>> No.13844690

>>13844382
Asking why people wear black pants is a clear sign that OP is a neet.

>> No.13844745

>>13842505
based and redpilled

>> No.13844752

>>13842490

what do you mean by NPC?

I suppose is a new fresh meme from reddit but i'm not sure

>> No.13844798

>>13843634
Diesel Thommer

>> No.13845194

>>13842490
Imagine being this much of a faggot that you get offended by the most neutral piece of clothing imaginable
>Why do NPCs
reddit

>> No.13845311
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13845311

>>13842490
Get a monochrome wardrobe, look older and more mature, acquire respect through hard work and discipline, fuck the art hoes. Life's easy.

>> No.13845549

>>13842490
>unironically calling other people NPC´s
>t. snowflake who listens to Jordan Peterson
clean your room bucko

>> No.13845720

where the hell do you live that black jeans are the NPC wear of choice?

it is usually khaki chinos, slim blue jeans, or dark indigo whiskered bootcuts

>> No.13845728

>>13845311
>dressed like a school shooter
>mature

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>>13842490
I own 5 pairs of the same skinny black jeans and alternate them with different shoes and upper wear

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>>13845311

get a monochrome, polytextured wardrobe. be older and more mature, but act and look younger. posses respect after years of hard work and discipline. be magnanimous and share your wisdom but never reveal the fact youre 9 years older than everyone around you. keep the respect of the elders and the children, in their naivete, they will assume youre 21 to their 18. how comical.

command status, make every girl laugh incessantly, and there will be no hoe you cant fuck. no boyfriend will stand in your way.

>> No.13847217

>>13842490
If you have to ask, then you don't belong here.