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I'll start Cyril, Cassius, Ulysses, Rex, Sterling, Enzo, Atticus

>> No.13788466

>>13788460
>Cyril, Cassius, Ulysses, Rex, Sterling, Enzo, Atticus
I only imagine some fucking fat mutt with these names. Burgers ruin everything

>> No.13788529

i share name with one of ulysses' buddies, but you're just a larper

>> No.13788530

>>13788460
lol look at this autist. I bet you like evola you fucking retard

>> No.13788581

*snap*

>> No.13788600

>>13788460
Jack

>> No.13788608
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>> No.13788620

>>13788460
Aidan
Ewan

>> No.13788621
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>>13788620

>> No.13788622

>>13788530
imagine not liking evola

>> No.13788625
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>>13788460
>Atticus
>Enzo
>Ulysses

Yes

>Cyril

No

>Cassius
>Rex
>Sterling

LOL

>> No.13788629

>>13788460
Wolfgang is the most /fa/ name by a country mile

>> No.13788632

Marcin

>> No.13788820

>>13788629
More /fa/ than Gaylord?

>> No.13788834
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>>13788460
Nasser

>> No.13788873

Wow it’s the YouTube “born in the wrong generation” meme: birth certificate edition

>> No.13788875

Adolf

>> No.13788890

>Latin names
Yikes

>> No.13788896

>>13788460
Aleksey here.
>tfw everyone pronounces it Alexi, with emphasis on the e.

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ITT: autists post their names and turbo autists post edgy names they wish their parents gave them

>> No.13788972

>>13788460
Prometheus

>> No.13789019
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>>13788938

I fucking wish my parents had given me a normal name instead of the joke that I got.

>> No.13789037

Let me add some Persian names: Cyrus, Darius, Xerxes, Artaxerxes.

>> No.13789062

"Xanax King"

>> No.13789067

>>13788460
Theodoros, Marius and Giovanno are great but you gotta be an alpha Mediterranean

>> No.13789072

>>13788621
Get this hotpocketta man outta here Yuanyafrenz are dead! I’m CIbAne for you (emphasis on for you)

>> No.13789091

Phaedrus

>> No.13789110

Marc is the perfect name this cannot be debated

>> No.13789117

What’re some volkisch names

>> No.13789162

>>13788460
Demetrius
Tyrone
DaQuan

>> No.13789207

Linus?

>> No.13789213

>>13788938
Don’t forget the tryhard Scandinavian name suggestions

>> No.13789315

How /fa/ is Ryne? Pronounced like the river in Germany

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13789316

MARCUS

>> No.13789333

>>13789117
If you don't know the Völkisch names you don't fulfill the requirements to have them.

>> No.13789337

Carl

>> No.13789340

>>13789037
i knew a xerxes in high school he was a tiny manlet and turboweeb
sometimes would wear a trenchcoat to school
would also sometimes wear cat ears because being 5"3 = being a cute anime catboy, right?

>> No.13789393

>>13788460
Josiah
Jonas
John
Matthew
Peter
Simon
Jonah
Elijah
James
Mark
Luke
Timothy

>> No.13789394

>>13788460
Nikita

>> No.13789404

>>13788460
Pretentious as all hell

>> No.13789407

>>13789340
Did you fuck him in the ass?

>> No.13789417

>>13789407
of course

>> No.13789530

classical non-latin and non-ethnic names:
philip, alexander, nicholas, john, peter, paul, christopher etc

if you're greek go full demosthenes, isocrates, or themistocles

>> No.13789534

>>13789315
redneck/hipster version of Ryan, not effay

>> No.13789536

Mingus

>> No.13789571

Niggerius

>> No.13789579

>>13789571
wow finally! i thought i'd never see my name come up in one of these threads!

>> No.13789591

>>13788460
Oh nice I’m named Enzo

>> No.13789599

Martin
Cornelius
Gerard
Edwin

>> No.13789610

William is quite alright, you can shorten it to Willy, Will, Bill, Billy, allowing some /int/ elasticity, too.

>> No.13789616

Gwyn

>> No.13789620
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Byron

>> No.13789624

>>13789394
Literally one of the worst russian names to exist
t. Nikita

>> No.13789635

is filip /fa/

>> No.13789640 [DELETED] 

>>13789635
Flippy? Tweaky for sure.

>> No.13789645

Byron
Charles
Nathanael
Jules
Émile
David

>> No.13789662

David
Mikael
Leonardo
Saint
Zayn
Raphaael
Xavier
Victor
Tony/Toni

>> No.13789742

Жeня (idk how to translate it), Alice, Siouxsie, Genesis, Lorelei, Pistol, Anfisa

Alistair, Alex (all versions but mostly Shura/Shurik), Andrew, Micah, Ezekiel, Siegfried, Nigel

>>13789624
disagreed

>> No.13789753

>Anglicized Classical name or name of European Christian figure
10/10

>Anglicized Germano-Celtic name of non-Christian origin
9/10

>Anglicized Jewish name
-10/10

>> No.13789769

Mike

>> No.13789772

>>13789742
Жeня is a friendly way to say eugene, and eugene is not fa pal.

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>>13788466

>> No.13789809
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>not posting the goat name

CLAUDIO

>> No.13789842

>>13788460
Saddam
Fidel
Adolf
Jozef
Pol
Mao
Bashar
Benito
Kim
Nicolas
Muammar

>> No.13789845

>>13789842
Finally a good list.

>> No.13789848

>>13789091
zen

>> No.13789926

>>13789842
edgy xd

>> No.13789937

The most effay name is one related to one of your body parts then dying of a bug bite.

>> No.13789938

>>13789037
Darius is a nigger name

>>13789316
Marcus too

>> No.13789951

>>13789938
Darius is Persian you stupid fucking American.

>> No.13789955

>>13788629
tfw almost named wolfgang but mother shot the idea down

>> No.13790335
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Francisco

>> No.13790358

elliot
arthur
oliver

>> No.13790361

Phineas Nerrystack

>> No.13790383

>>13788460
Lee.

>> No.13790480

Tyrone
Shaquan

>> No.13790533

Biblical names are peak /fa/

>> No.13790555

Reinhard
Otto
Kenneth
Leon
Arthur

>> No.13790562

>>13788460
Vercingetorix

>> No.13790567

Arthur, Edmund, Leon, Brutus, Harald/Harold, Uther and Knuckles

>> No.13790666

Don't think I've ever cringed more than at this thread

>> No.13790732

>>13788460
Shaldimo
Bartabite

>> No.13790774

I have a slav friend called Dovydas

It's a very cool name

>> No.13791334

idk why but i like the names Henry and Emily. If i had a son and/or daughter i think that those would be their names

>> No.13791355

Zachariah
Jeremiah
Caleb
Tristan
Ernest

Sage
Maria
Selby
Cecilia
Eve

>> No.13791362

August / Augustus / Augusto

>> No.13791381

>>13789842
this but unironically

>> No.13791486

Jack

>> No.13791490 [DELETED] 

Hannibal
Noam
Leon

>> No.13791533

>>13789393
boring tier

>> No.13791553

>>13789037
Xerxes is not a persian name. It's what the Greeks called Khashayar Shah (his actual name)

>> No.13791570

>>13789091
you'll go insane, though.

>> No.13791584
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Theodore
Guy
Samuel
Moses (only if you're six-four plus.)
/
Teresa
Joan
Mary
Marisa

>> No.13791586

>>13791584
im not your buddy guy

>> No.13791595

Mine is Maddox

>> No.13791698

>>13789019
What's your name

>> No.13792041

Alejandro

>> No.13792079

>>13789037
The only good name here is Cyrus, the rest are trash

>> No.13792133

Major cringe here

>> No.13792145

>>13791334
>Henry
t-thanks u too

>> No.13792199

>>13791698
Grady

>> No.13792300

I'm Dastan and my brother is Delsin.

>> No.13792314

>>13791533
Pagan

>> No.13792318

Penitheeter
Vajlaika

>> No.13792336
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>>13789393
>>13791533
amish tier

>> No.13792356

>>13789393
kike tier

>> No.13792713

>>13792336
>>13792356
>denying your heritage

>> No.13792757

>>13788460
literally all dog names, especially Rex

>> No.13792760

>>13788460
Adam

>> No.13792841

>>13789772
The Russian variant Evgeniy is a bit more attractive, I think. >>13789742
>>13789742
Lmao at Shurik, not fa at all in my opinion, but brought back some very fond memories from my childhood. It's just so uncommon even in Russian-speaking countries theses days to hear someone refer to an Aleksandr as Shurik. This is straight up what my granddad called his childhood friend.

>> No.13793080

>>13792300
Jesus fuck, dude.

>> No.13793086

>>13792199
Ha.
>>13790774
Is that the Lithuanian equivalent of David? >>13790567
Edmund is v good. Leon is alright too

>> No.13793087

Victor or Leopold

>> No.13793124
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13793124

Fuck off you faggots. 'cool' names are a load of shit. My parents were obsessed with Greek mythos so they fucking named me Phorcys after some obscure fucking greek god or something. got bullied so fucking much at school. he has fucking crab feet so people used to try and steal my shoes to 'get a look at my claws'. had 20 pairs of shoes stolen at school in total. tried getting a girlfriend once by grabbing her and saying 'forced kiss from phorcys' and kissing her, but of course she accused me rape and I became a pariah. people started saying 'the lobster man will pinch your nipples' and other things. wish I was named fucking sam or something

>> No.13793216

>>13793080
That bad? I mean we're both good looking if that helps

>> No.13793287

Konrad

>> No.13793376

>>13793124
>forced kiss from phorcys
I think you being bullied had more to do with you being a raging autist, rather than your name.

>> No.13793379

>>13788530
Evola is a nice name unlike OP Gayim Faggus Maximus VII-Shit.

>> No.13793382

>>13788834
German for "Moister".

My name's Damian but I wish mine was Krzysztof.

>> No.13793764

>>13793382

Heh, funny that's my name fellow Pole(I think).

>> No.13793787

Naruto

>> No.13793800

>>13788460
Lilith

>> No.13793964

>Reese
it fits me at least..

>> No.13794283

>>13793124
Go home lobster man youre drunk

>> No.13794297

>>13791355
mormon commoners

>> No.13794298

>>13793124
no one called you foreskin?

>> No.13794347

Konstantin

>> No.13794445

>>13789110
Mark is way better

>> No.13794455

Chrysostome

>> No.13794574

>>13788466
>biggus dickus

>> No.13795090

>>13788460
my younger brother is named Ulysses, after Grant

i really like the name lucija/lucilla/lucia (accent on the i) for a girl

>> No.13795098

Jacob
Jan
Anna

>> No.13795128

>>13789951
and tyrone is irish, that doesn't mean that a name can't be popular among an unrelated ethnic group

>> No.13795130

Is my name effay? Iurii ( first letter is i not L)

>> No.13795139

>>13795130
Pseudo-russo tier

>> No.13795771

My mom wanted to name me Jupiter because my birth mark is a red streak in my hair. Instead, she gave me a girl name. I'm not sure which is worse.

>> No.13795817
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>>13788460
Furio

>> No.13795820

>>13788460
Vincent, Joe and Tony are the best names
the rest are gay and suck

>> No.13795860

Aleksandr
Konstantin
Fjodor
Angrej
Georgij
Matfej
Nikolaj
Jelisej
Jaroslav

>> No.13796177

>>13793124
You had some weirdly well-read classmates.

>> No.13796365
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>non-Jews with Jewish names
>non-Italians with Latin names
>anyone with a name foreign to their country

>> No.13796945

Is Daniil a cool name?

>> No.13797007

>>13793124
Hahahahahahah okay phorskin

>> No.13797152

>>13788460
Gaius, Julius, Caesar

>> No.13797160

narcissa
lilith
lucia
lucille
bella
valerina
anna
anastasia
shadow

>> No.13797220

>>13797160
edge

>> No.13797246

>>13789753
objectively correct

>> No.13797250

>>13795820
t. new jersey guido

>> No.13797258

>>13789842
Benito is pretty kino. Wait, why is Nicolas evil?

t. Nicolas

>> No.13797346

>>13788460
For Germany:

Frank
Fritz
Heinrich
Wilhelm

>> No.13797602

Shlomo
Abraham
Isaac
David
Joshua
Moses

>> No.13797662

Ludwig

>> No.13797829

>>13789753
Solid assessment

>> No.13797865

Boruto
YBN Nahmir
Lil Skies
Etika
Dylan
Ke$ha
Habeus Corpus

>> No.13797875

>>13788460
Ludwig
Wilhelm
Ashton
Conrad
Allistair
Dominic
Erich
Yahn

>> No.13797883

>>13788629
I kinda like Wolfgang

>> No.13797884

>>13788460
>Yet another Roman fetishist who probably hates gays even tho Romans and Greeks loved buttfucking each other as much as they loved warring.

>> No.13797888

>>13789207
I like this one, have a friend with it.

>> No.13797899

>>13789662
Mikael is a good one.

>>13789842
Brilliant list

>>13795860
Nikolaj is good


Reginald and Reinhardt are good ones too.

>> No.13797907

>>13797883
Golfwang*

>> No.13798029

Jordan Terrell Carter

>> No.13798193

>>13788460
I always thought my great uncle Virgil had a cool name. Some other effay names I can think of would be Phoebe, Art, Sinclair, or Rene

>> No.13798247
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13798247

izidor
miha
aljoša/aljaž
lev
maj
rožle
nace

črtomir or valhun if you want to be extra autistic

>> No.13798870

>>13795860
Aleksandr and Konstantin are good. Jaroslav is slav in a good way. Jelisey and and Matfei are slav in the worst possible way. Fjodor is meme tier.

>> No.13798876

>>13797160
>shadow
bruh.
Valerina is weird, Valeria I think is much better. Luciene/Lucille are both good.

>> No.13798933

>>13790774
Dovydas, that must be Lithuanian, fortunately his name is cooler than mine, Benas.
>>13793086
Yes it is

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13798987

>>13789162
>Demetrius
Yes
>Tyrone
>DaQuan
Be gone with these nigger names.

>> No.13799099

>>13798933
varyk is ceno nx pist mazameciu toliau, benai :)

>> No.13799261
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Nebuchadnezzar is the only effay name prove me wrong

>> No.13799657

Mantis

>> No.13799676

Marcus
Margo
Nero
Helena
Jethro
Gabriel

>> No.13799734

A girl at my uni is called Seneca

I thought it was pretty /fa/ but should be a guy's name

>> No.13799756

Jan

>> No.13800111

>>13789394
Literally a stripper name, not effay if you can't pull out the look.

>> No.13800116

Flavio
Federico
Zara

>> No.13800127

>>13797865
Based
Why the fuck hasn’t anyone said Sebastian yet. God name

>> No.13800165

OP you are a retard. Naming your kid something Roman is the most new money, faggot, affected thing you can do.

Best names are:

Hugh
Sterling
Malcolm
Edmund
Thad
Vernon
Wilbur
Geoffrey
Lance

face it, you will never be effay without being a WASP

>> No.13800170

I hope none of you ever have kids.

>> No.13800172

>>13800165
female names:

Emmeline
Elizabeth
India
Lindsay
Anne
Virginia

>> No.13800220

I think a cool name for a girl would be just O. Like just the letter O pronounced “oh.”

>> No.13800292

>>13800172
fuckin awful

>> No.13800315

Karl is pretty good

>> No.13800327

>>13800220
This would be awful. "O" is euphemism for female orgasm.

>> No.13800388

>>13799676
>>13789316
my doggo is named marcus, is that effay

>> No.13800390

>>13789937
whatt? ? ? ? ?

>> No.13800449

Aurelia
Oliver

>> No.13800717

Anders
Fjotolf
Eric
Dylan
Vladislav
Theodore
Marvin

>> No.13800799

>>13788460
>Enzo
KNOLPOWERRR

>> No.13800808

Ezra is a great name (only if you don't look stereotypically Jewish though)

>> No.13801351

>>13793800
333/10

>> No.13801413

>>13793382
>>13793764
ITS ARABIC

>> No.13801420

Thoughts on religious names?
Angel
Oziel
Barak
Eliphaz
Esau
Jairus
Matthias,
Etc.

>> No.13801483

Slater

>> No.13801598

>>13788460
gil :^o

>> No.13801624

Cecil

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>>13788466
This, in grade school I knew this obese fag named Aloysious. One of the most repulsive people I have ever met
Also checked

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>>13799099

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>>13789207
Very fa

>> No.13801931

>>13792133
Post name

>> No.13801951

The problem with "cool names" is the matching to the last name. Do you know how stupid you would look trying to get a job as sophocletus jones or some shit like that on a resume? It's like the wilder the name the more uneducated the parents are. it's just as bad a beaners who name their child shit like jayden Vasquez.

>> No.13803238

>>13788460
emerson is the most effay name

>> No.13803299

>>13788460
Mine.
Euphemius

>> No.13803427

The best move is a low key first name, an appetizer for the main dish which is your sick last name. Why are you retards so concerned with serving up a hefty first name? That's like wearing multiple statement pieces

>> No.13803480

>>13789393
>Matthew
thanks bud

>> No.13803490

>>13793124
>tried getting a girlfriend once by grabbing her and saying 'forced kiss from phorcys' and kissing her, but of course she accused me rape and I became a pariah.
but senpai, that's sexual assault. You even acknowledge that when you stated "Forced kiss".

>> No.13803506

My name is Nick but I want to go by Venus. Not trans, but kind of a think build. Very compassionate. Should I go for it?

>> No.13803530

ITT: /fa/ggots typing what they scream out loud during masturbation

>> No.13803539

jeff

>> No.13803544

>>13788938
my parents wasted their best name on me
iorwerth - its welsh for handsome prince

>> No.13803924

>>13800327
how would that be awful then?

>> No.13803980

>>13800220
>I think a cool name for a girl would be just O. Like just the letter O pronounced “oh.”
ok, try saying "oh" 10 times.
Did you notice how obnoxious it felt to say: a good name needs proper structure, for example Naomi, it starts out quick, relaxes in the middle and then ends as quickly as it started. It's a nice name to say.
Now compare that decent name to "O".
There is no structure, it's a clumsy and long sound, it's somehow unbalanced despite only being 1 syllable. I hate it.

>> No.13803991

I want to name my future daughter Remington
seems pretty cool to me

>> No.13804020

>>13803991
>Remington
Your future daughter's boyfriend will say "let me give you a rimington, Ms Remington."

>> No.13804029

>>13804020
You could do something like that with a lot of names
>Did she lick your rick, Rick?

>> No.13804052

>>13804029
>>Did she lick your rick, Rick?
Notice how Ri ck is an unbalanced name, similar to Oh. Thankfully this is easily resolved, due to the fact that Rick is simply short for Richard "Ri Char D", similar to Naomi "Na O Mi" it is a balanced name.

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Stheno, Isha, Violet, Elizabeth, Hilda, Olga, Maya, Lilia, Frieda, Alison, Miralda, Elena, Ai, Kyouko.

Nathanial, Joseph, Jason, Bjorn, Varg, Felix, Sigismund, Thanatos, Nero, Sebastian, Marcus, Siegfried, Vladimir, Mordred, Kyousuke, Kojirou.

>> No.13804181

marco

>> No.13804980

>>13801598
;-)))))

>> No.13804990

Boys: Eamonn, Marc, Aidan,


Girls: Naomi, Maria, Aine

I’m biased

>> No.13804995

Henrik
Ludvig
Viktor
Albin
Sigurd

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Neo folk. Is that like the Lumineers or Fleet Fixes?

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Maskino, Sjöban, Bazcuni, Torkeso, taliskani, binko-chozo, kellotti, porkeso