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13663976 No.13663976 [Reply] [Original]

why haven't you taken the beard pill?

>> No.13664002

>>13663976
can’t fuckin grow one, can i

>> No.13664075

>>13664002
take estrogen in helps

>> No.13664077

>>13664075
it*

>> No.13664080

Why won't obama bulk up? He looks so sissy

>> No.13664085
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He looks low test but he is in that age when he should start TRT.

HEY OBAMA. IF YOU BULK UP YOU WILL LOOK BETTER THAN EVER

>> No.13664098

>>13663976
Because I took the mustache pill.

>> No.13664100

lol

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>>13663976

>> No.13664105
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Obama looks like the type of dude who has big girly areola.

>> No.13664275

>>13664101


>>13664101
I've been clean shaven all my life but just lol if you think you look like the guys on the left

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>>13664101
>tfw made this on a shitty phone app and posted it on pol as bait
>tfw thread got 300 replies in an hour before getting deleted
>tfw months after I see it on fa
I've even seen it on a yt video or some shit, you guys eat that shit up like fresh cupcakes.

I still shave daily thought.

>> No.13664580

>>13664085
The fuck are you talking about he looks just fine here.

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>>13663976

>> No.13665103

>>13665054
I am rather baby-faced and I don't think it suits me. I like the clean-shaved look either way so I feel a little jealous when I hear guys complaining about their beard being sparse because I don't like my beard shadow. I wish I had k-pop singer-tier facial hair actually.

>> No.13665816

>>13665103
same

I hate shaving. wish i didn't grow facial hair

>> No.13665842

>>13664105
he's got nothing on this juicy ass those

>> No.13665848

>>13665842

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>>13665842
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>>13663976
I did, and since then I wonder: is beard shampoo a total scam or should I buy it? I'm using a regular one every 2 days right now

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>>13663976
>the beard pill
>pill
oh please, every cunt and his brother have beards now, maybe once upon a time it was out there, but now it just screams sheep, especially when you see people with patchy/scruffy beards that still grow them out because for some reason it is acceptable now

>> No.13666501

>>13663976
because im not a 60+ year old man, seriously if you are young dont even try growing a beard, you need to be old for it to go soft and nice, young people with beards just look gross, also the majority of girls dont like beards

>> No.13667382

>>13664085
he actually looks fucking fantastic for 57

>> No.13667514

>>13665937
Ditch the shampoo and get Aleppo soap for beard and hair.

>> No.13667541
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Man, I would be clean shaven if I had a sharp jaw

But I have a baby face and a double chin, and my beard is luckily thick enough to cover all that shit up quite nicely so it looks kinda like this

>filename

>> No.13667542

>>13666493
Where I live all the normies are clean shaven and only an occasional hipster has one

Do you live in rural alabama by any chance?

>> No.13667564

>>13666501
I'm 18 and I just have a really thick beard (had a full one since I was 15). I don't see it as much of a fashion choice and more just when I don't have any plans and don't need to look cleaned up sometimes I let it grow, since to be clean shaven I need to shave at least every other day. Every few months I'll have a beard for a while when I can't be assed to shave, and I'm lucky enough that I have a decent looking, non-patchy one.

I also live in Scandinavia so idk if that changes it but it's not that big a deal to have or not have a beard here when compared to how people talk about it on 4chan.

>> No.13667603

>>13663976
i did. Feels god. Breddy excited how much more beard i will grow when i get even older than 25. My dad can't grow a beard and my granpa on my mothers side was bald with 20 but rocking a lumberjackbeard with ~ 18. I may or may not have hit the lottery and even if i loose my hair i'll end up with a nice beard so iam kinda okay.

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>>13665937
I only wash myself with soap (hair included) and it keeps everything nice but without that horrible shampoo look. Go for some soap that doens't attack your skin and something with alot of oils and maybe some milk. It's worth it.

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>>13663976
I can grow a little bit of beard and i do because iam to lazy and depressed to care for myself atm. Atm I look like the rapper pouya in this pic, but iam 6.0 and the same weight. Iam basicly a jesus doupled atm.

>> No.13667615

>>13663976
He looks better with a clean shave.

>> No.13667800
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>>13663976

Recently did this to myself. Kinda like it but people think I'm some kind of Biker/convict because I get terrible looks all day. Idk what to do at this point. Maybe just start over.

>> No.13667812

>>13664554
no you didn't

>> No.13668006

>>13667800
>Idk what to do at this point
lose weight fatty

>> No.13668082

>>13664080
Are you really young or just autistic

>> No.13668106

I've got sideburns & a small stache/goatee combo, I used to have really long hair & a clean, effeminate looking face but turns out my face only looked girlish because of the way my hair framed it. Now that I'm rocking some shitty Taxi Driver mohawk I can finally see my face in it's full glory, & while I don't think I'm bad looking, I think without facial hair I look a serial killer. The stache & stuff makes me look a bit friendlier so I'm gonna stick with it, would never ever get a full beard though, the maintenence just seems annoying

>> No.13668772

>>13668006

t. Asian

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>>13668082
Welcome newfag. Igor can't fathom why anyone would make any lifestyle decision differently than his own, despite being an ex junkie who is on methadone maintenance, at least 20 years older than everyone here, and without any friends or life.

He's harmless though. He just can't stand to see others who don't share his own insecurities and neurosis.

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>>13663976
Posting Barack's first beard

>> No.13669108

>>13669105
btfo

>> No.13669173

>>13665854
he thicc

>> No.13669979

>>13664075
Haha! You crack me up... that’s the wrong hormone XD! This board amazing..... Comedy Gold!

>> No.13669992

>>13665937
Absolutely NO hair shampoo for your beard, it's entirely different kind of hair. Beard shampoo and if you can be bothered beard balm and a proper beard brush if you want to get rid of the scruffy look. IF you want.

>> No.13670020

>>13663976

i have a good jawline

>> No.13670050

>>13663976
because it only takes a week for me to grow one, but as soon as i do i'm not allowed withing a quarter mile of playgrounds or elementary schools

>> No.13670054
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I'd love to sport a clean shave (have shit beard density), but my face is kinda wide and I look like a pear-faced baby without a bit of texture. Such is life...

>> No.13670248

>>13663976
I'm 23 and grew my beard out for the first time over the past few months (just shaved it last week). Besides the small spot under my lip it filled in. Gotta say it's overrated, look young while you still can.

>> No.13670336

>>13668772
How the fuck did you know

>> No.13671907

>>13667542
No i live in a city. What about you?

>> No.13671938

>>13663976
is this pic real?
he looks like a shepherd or something

>> No.13673183

>>13671907
1mil city in central europe

>> No.13673197

>>13667800
you look hot as fuck keep it

>> No.13673203

>>13670054
lose some weight, cut the neckbeard

>> No.13674067

>>13669979
cringe, just cringe you fat boomer.