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Frumpy Joanne Tucker shows up alone to the Blackkklansman premiere tonight wearing the same ugly Theory grandma sweater and floral dress she wore to Nantucket.

>> No.13559508
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>>13559504
You can tell how allured he is.

>> No.13560309

>>13559504
jesus how old is she?

>> No.13560348

>>13559504

No wonder he cheats the hell out of her.

>> No.13560803

>>13560309
She just turned 36.

>> No.13560824

>>13559504
>>13559508
i hold demna directly responsible for this

>> No.13560836

>>13560824
I thought that dress looked kind of like Balenciaga, but I couldn't find that exact one. Anyway, I doubt it was meant to be styled like that. She looks like a 50 year old Pentecostal church lady, not like a fashionista. Just goes to show, you can buy a $500 sweater, but you can't buy style or class. Those are things you either have or you don't. Adam has both in spades, and he didn't need her to bring those out of him - they would have emerged on their own eventually. This woman, despite all her posturing to the contrary, has neither.

>> No.13560839

>>13560348
Why not just divorce? I don't see that improving at all.

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More of Joanne's greatest fashion moments. Pic related: like literally, WHY?

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Here, she looks like she raided the INC department at Macy's, and her hair dye didn't come out exactly the way she wanted it. Still, it doesn't stop her from smirking lovingly (?) at her man as he drags her behind him along the street.

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Finally, we have Joanne's go to casual look: HOMELESS CHIC!

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And, I know I said finally...I lied.
Literally, one of the worst instances of styling and bad hair bleaching I have ever seen together in one photo. Why, Joanne? Why did you think you of all people were qualified to give Adam Driver fashion tips? (He looks damn fine in shorts, by the way.)

>> No.13561385

>>13560348
I don't get it tho, if she knows he cheats, if everybody knows he cheats, and is laughing at her for it, why not just get divorced ffs?

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And don't forget this and the "I dressed like a 15 year old before my wife" comment he made in an interview with Rolling Stone magazine. Better 15 than 65, anyway, brother.

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More Joanne style. 2003 J. Crew called. They want their sweater back.

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She taught him how to dress because apparently she's so awesome at it.