What are your fashion red flags?

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What are your fashion red flags? Anonymous Mon Jan 15 11:16:57 2018 No.13074261 [Reply] [Original]

Ladies: piercings, tattoos, caps, skate shoes, hipster style, alt style, basic bitch Kylie Jenner shit, Stan, riding bikes, unnatural hair color. Pic related triggers the fuck out of me.

men: flannels, cuffed pants, ironic watches like casio, stan smiths, dad hats, vans, beards, hitler youth cuts, sherpa jackets, north face or outdoor clothing brands, yeezy, pink, tattoos, piercings, wearing keys outside the pocket.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 11:18:42 2018 No.13074266 >>13074261 >riding bikes fucking autist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 11:19:25 2018 No.13074269 >>13074261 >tfw you think she's cute as fuck

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 11:21:07 2018 No.13074276 File: 27 KB, 442x330, 1497795330426.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13074261 >mfw want a tall, skinny, short and dyed haired gf >tfw I'm not attractive enough to get one >tfw they're all batshit crazy anyway

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 11:22:05 2018 No.13074280 >>13074261 >I don't like anything and no one should exist

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 11:22:34 2018 No.13074281 >>13074276 I know this feeling all to well, brother. Audrey Hepburn is my waifu (no colored hair but everything else).

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 11:28:11 2018 No.13074299 File: 27 KB, 499x481, 1579078856.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13074280 thot/soyboy detected

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 11:29:00 2018 No.13074301 >>13074261 >north face or outdoor clothing brands Then what the fuck should people wear when going on outdoors activities? Not everyone is a shut-in neet

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 11:29:38 2018 No.13074306 File: 123 KB, 807x537, jklbukl6kjyz.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] You sound like a sad, bitter and angry person op Why don't you just kill yourself? Then you don't have to deal with people any more

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 11:30:16 2018 No.13074308 >>13074301 Grab a jacket from gucci you stupid faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 11:30:17 2018 No.13074309 >being this autistic we get it OP you're an alt right cringelord

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 11:30:32 2018 No.13074310 >>13074261 >not reading neechee shiggy diggy

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 11:32:20 2018 No.13074318

Men; streetwear, anything but thinspo or otter mode, nearly of the shit you can find here, tattoos, piercing, this haircut that has lots of hair on top and less on sides

Women: showing off too much (unless hot day), no bra, lots of piercing, tattoos, hair dyed to intense colours like red or blue (pastels don't count), feminist clothes (like t-shirt with "women power")

Both genders: cigarettes, drugs, stupidly expensive clothes, alcohol, ripped jeans

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 11:32:59 2018 No.13074321 >>13074308 yeah that shit will hold up and perform well when trekking or hiking you fucking mong

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 11:37:15 2018 No.13074337 >>13074321 Alright fine you can wear it on your little walk in the park. But don't let me catch you in that shit at the grocery store or wearing out to dinner.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 11:41:20 2018 No.13074347 >>13074306 Which categories do you fit in OP's post?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 12:19:18 2018 No.13074490 >>13074261 >outdoor clothing brands laughs in nanamica >dad hats its called a baseball cap r/streetwear

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:08:49 2018 No.13074605 I absolutely abhor dyed hair in every way

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:12:22 2018 No.13074619 >>13074605 even if it's a natural color like brown/black?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:13:43 2018 No.13074624 >>13074605 Just a question, why is it bad to dye hair natural colour?

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:15:55 2018 No.13074631

>>13074261
holy fuck OP you sure don't like 90% of Earth's population. I just wonder what style you DO like
but to take part in your thread:
women: makeup other than eyeliners, blazers, high heels, tumblrfaces
men: over-faggy clothes, baggy pants, long hair, wearing suits while not in an event that requires them

>>	Pseudo Intellectual Mon Jan 15 13:19:26 2018 No.13074639 >>13074261 you're damaged, dude. I'm sorry to say that, but it's true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:23:48 2018 No.13074652 >>13074619 >>13074624 I just prefer the natural color they were born with. People can do what they want and I wont stop them. I just like it when people ruin healthy hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:25:06 2018 No.13074657 File: 130 KB, 634x951, aa0f2f2350162146644f80dcd9498255--star-track-karlie-kloss.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13074631 Non hipster normcore shit

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:25:25 2018 No.13074659 >>13074619 Not that anon but natural hair colors dyed is fine. It's when people use unnatural hair colors as a substitute for having an interesting personality/being an interesting person that's a huge red flag.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:31:42 2018 No.13074675 >>13074657 mommycore Oedipus would be proud.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:31:58 2018 No.13074677 >>13074659 god I like that orang-y dye which is similar to natural redheads, just without the horrible skin. the commiered dye though always reminds me of 50+ prostitutes

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:35:09 2018 No.13074689 >>13074281 Mine is young Shirley MacLaine, best gril

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:38:31 2018 No.13074698 >>13074639 >>13074309 >>13074306 >>13074280 t. people exactly like OP mentioned

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:43:53 2018 No.13074718 >>13074652 well my natural hair color is dark brown but I use black henna because I like the contrast between black hair and pale skin, plus my mum has pitch black hair. henna is natural and healthy too

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 13:48:26 2018 No.13074742 >>13074718 Thats okay I guess. I just never liked dyed hair.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 14:01:40 2018 No.13074783 >>13074742 Not her and I'm absolutely not denying your right to choice what you like or not, but don't you think that some people just look better with dyed hair?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 14:08:38 2018 No.13074792 >>13074783 Not really no. But if the person that dyed their hair thinks they look good, that's what matters.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 14:18:27 2018 No.13074815 >>13074652 to be fair, dye doesn't ruin your hair, it's bleach. that being said, i hate unnatural colored hair most of the time. i do like it when people occasionally switch to a fun color for a week or two.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 14:21:32 2018 No.13074826 Prep isn't the be and end all faggot

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 14:22:21 2018 No.13074828 >>13074318 Hi gramps

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 14:53:15 2018 No.13074909 >>13074792 Okay, just were curious, thanks for answering

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 14:54:25 2018 No.13074916 >>13074828 I just turned 18 few months ago

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:05:27 2018 No.13074957 >>13074308 >gucci

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:07:18 2018 No.13074961
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>crying about OP's preferences

You know confidence is a key part of pulling off a fit, right? If your self-esteem is that low you probably can't pull off a t-shirt and jeans, you're fucked.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:11:02 2018 No.13074969 File: 125 KB, 433x546, 1510718707987.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13074261 WIDE BOY ! ! !

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:40:55 2018 No.13075063 Big logos. just no.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 15:59:02 2018 No.13075114 >>13074261 >riding bikes don't get this bit. it's not fashion

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:00:37 2018 No.13075119 Fake fast fashion leather

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:12:46 2018 No.13075146 >>13074318 lmao damn Cotton Mathers cool down

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:15:29 2018 No.13075155 excessive and tasteless jewelry, most high waisted jeans, ugly high heels, most sandals especially "roman", flip flops, stupidly expensive clothing, cargo shorts, leather pants, patent leather, dreadlocks, brand loyalty

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:24:02 2018 No.13075196 >>13075146 What

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:26:52 2018 No.13075210 >>13074269 same

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:28:20 2018 No.13075218 >>13074261 >men: flannels, cuffed pants, ironic watches like casio, dad hats, beards, tattoos, piercings, wearing keys outside the pocket. hey, you must really hate me!

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:38:38 2018 No.13075260 >>13074266 fatfag detected X-DDDDD

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:43:38 2018 No.13075279 File: 165 KB, 1080x1349, 14134809_176997046056347_1963375412_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13074269 >>13075210 She's objectively very cute.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:44:30 2018 No.13075282 Only thing women do that irks me is that godawful sloppy Flintstones bun they do sometimes when they're in a rush and don't give a fuck Like holy shit wear a hat or something, because what you're doing looks so fucking bad

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:45:48 2018 No.13075289 >>13074675 dude, oedipus blinded himself when he found out

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:55:11 2018 No.13075322 >>13075279 She is like 6/10

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 16:57:02 2018 No.13075330 >>13074261 I cuff my pants, wear flannels, have a casio watch, wear vans and dad hats so I guess you would hate me.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:06:38 2018 No.13075365 >>13074261 >ironic watches like casio It's not ironic, it's dirt cheap and just werks >vans suggest me a black neutral beater that doesn't look like a complete autism shoe

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 17:20:45 2018 No.13075406
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>>13074261
>fashion red flags
nigga, get your level up, you know the only way to read red flags is to search a motherfuckers aura! get that third eye spiritual awakening my g, I'm not talking star signs or hobbies, I'm talking body language, keywords, the timing of their greetings, where they stand in a crowded room, the firmness of their handshake.
Levels

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 21:15:47 2018 No.13076110 >>13074281 >>13074276 this gets repeated all day here, but i had a wife could well have been any of the stupid art hoe inspo pics NOT WORTH IT

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:00:38 2018 No.13076195 >>13074261 Hey look, here she is sucking on a penis >>>/gif/11970194

>>	idab YqTxkn+/Krr Mon Jan 15 22:09:32 2018 No.13076219 >>13074261 absolutely stay away from any bitch that dyes their hair red. Who the fuck wants dark red hair? anyway it reeks of single motherhood and cigarettes, stay away.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:15:00 2018 No.13076239 >>13076195 Not her. She doesnt have that tattoo. Also she only dates black guys (not joking lmao)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 22:33:09 2018 No.13076286 >>13074318 >I have long messy hair therefore everyone else should good chance youre one of those guys with flat ass dirty looking cringe "metal" hair

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Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:26:07 2018 No.13076434

>>13074261
Women: Unnaturally colored lipsticks or eyeshadows, yoga pants/leggings when not working out

Men: Gym shorts when not working out, hypebeast fashion

Both: Sports team gear, t-shirt/hoodie from the college theyre going too, denim on denim

There's a lot of other stuff like plaids, graphic tees, and athleisure that usually is a red flag but can be pulled off well.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:29:05 2018 No.13076440 >>13076434 >Unnaturally colored lipsticks or eyeshadows All lipsticks and eyeshadows are unnatural, you fucking dolt.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:34:56 2018 No.13076458 >>13076286 I am a girl who doesn't like metal and finds long hair on guys quite unattractive. >>13076440 You are a fucking idiot, he said unnaturally coloured.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:36:35 2018 No.13076466 >>13076440 Nude lipsticks and eyeshadows exist. But loudly colored probably would have been a better term for what I was getting at.

Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:39:01 2018 No.13076475

The only shit that really bothers me is when chicks mindlessly follow e-celeb and reality star fashion/makeup trends. I guess that's kinda a red flag, but only that they probably have very bland flavor-of-the-month taste. Same goes for the undercut, especially the poofy YouTuber undercut.

Still, these are more like pet peeves. I try to remember that most people don't fashion, that most people who try to fashion fail, and I myself have had my share of bad fits.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jan 15 23:58:35 2018 No.13076531 >>13076458 You're a real piece of shit and you have horse hair

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 00:00:24 2018 No.13076536 >>13074969 who is this semen demon?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 04:25:23 2018 No.13076892 >>13076531 You wish, my hair is soft and fluffy and everyone touches it saying that it's great. Try again you loser

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 04:30:45 2018 No.13076900 >>13074261 >Ironic watches like casio You are a pleb and I will wear this watch until I die

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 04:32:10 2018 No.13076902 >>13074337 >gets dressed up to go fucking grocery shopping :(

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 04:34:18 2018 No.13076904 >>13074698 >probably still visits facebook

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 04:36:14 2018 No.13076906 >>13076219 This is the only dye color I don't approve of. The baby formula and Newports hair

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 04:36:44 2018 No.13076907 >>13076904 Yeah. I spend a lot of time on Facebook. I have lots of friends and I talk with them there and look at how they are doing :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 07:12:23 2018 No.13077034 File: 9 KB, 280x229, EuZ4zi4h.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13074261 >men: beards

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 07:14:32 2018 No.13077035 >>13075289 >Implying any of the <20 year olds that make up 95% of this board know the classics. They make them read shit about trannies and gay acceptance in school now.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 11:49:42 2018 No.13077447 >>13074261 Fuck you I love my casio. I agree with everything else though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 12:00:30 2018 No.13077482 >>13075365 Converse, cps, af-1s

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 15:14:04 2018 No.13077907 >>13076420 /thread

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 16:12:38 2018 No.13078064 File: 30 KB, 625x669, 1438057690393.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Red flag bingo. Step right up and see if your girl interest is a disaster waiting to happen.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 16:26:13 2018 No.13078120 >>13074261 >ironic watches like Casio But the F91W is hands down the best watch I’ve ever owned.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 16:29:44 2018 No.13078130 >>13078064 kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 16:34:41 2018 No.13078152 >>13078064 Did r9k make this?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 18:26:09 2018 No.13078519 File: 58 KB, 720x770, received_531781087183136.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13078064 Well, that was close

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 19:23:42 2018 No.13078656 >>13078064 If there's a few of them but it doesn't make bingo it's fine, right?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 19:28:11 2018 No.13078670 >>13078064 what's the cutoff bmi for obesity if she wants to be an author does that count as fame hungry

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 19:34:10 2018 No.13078692 >>13078064 >bingooo

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 19:36:36 2018 No.13078700 >>13074261 I wish she was my waifu...

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 19:42:39 2018 No.13078724 >>13074321 Fucking trekies

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 19:45:37 2018 No.13078733 >>13074261 >casio >ironic watches nigga just gas urself already

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 20:53:31 2018 No.13078930 >>13074261 You really don't like anything do you...

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:18:30 2018 No.13079000

Women: those weird tight tracksuits when not exercising, basic bitch tats, pixie cuts/any other boy haircut (shaved is okay sometimes tho), armpit hair

Men: “fancy” beards, sailor tattoos, Ill fitting jeans, mfa boots, bright coloured prep

Both genders: thick frame glasses, half shaved hair, wearing anything with a rainbow pattern (especially bow ties), bow ties, fat

Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:22:07 2018 No.13079006

Let's see how I add up:
men:
>flannels
yes
>cuffed pants
yes
>ironic watches like casio
sometimes
>stan smiths
no
>dad hats
no
>vans
no
>beards
no
>hitler youth cuts
sort of. It's basically a military cut but long on the top/bangs, no disconnect
>sherpa jackets
no
>north face or outdoor clothing brands
yes
>yeezy
no
>pink
no
>tattoos
no but getting one soon
>piercings
no
>wearing keys outside the pocket
yes

5/15 not bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:23:44 2018 No.13079009 >>13078152 bruh even /r9k/ couldn't make this shit up, this is straight up r/incel material right here.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:34:34 2018 No.13079037 >>13079009 The fuck is incel?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:38:12 2018 No.13079050 >>13079037 involuntary celibacy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jan 16 21:39:48 2018 No.13079053 >>13079037 involuntarily celibate >basically virgins

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 05:32:14 2018 No.13079713 >>13079037 it's a reddit community that's basically /r9k/ except none of it is satire/irony

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 06:16:25 2018 No.13079741 >>13074261 >Kylie Jenner shit based literal homo

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 06:46:11 2018 No.13079768

Women
>"vintage" style
>showing any skin other than hands, head, and neck, though forearms can be okay
>neon or pastel colored hair
>hats of any kind especially beanies
>piercings
>tattoos
>anything related to video games, comic books, franchises
>graphic shirts that aren't band shirts
>tan
>eyebrow makeup
>thick lips
>hoodies and sweatshirts
>skirts and dresses (bathrobes and kimonos are fine)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 06:48:22 2018 No.13079771 >>13078064 >liberal ideologies >HOW DO I POLITICS You're trying to make an image about progressives but think they're called liberals. Do you watch Fox News?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 08:41:28 2018 No.13079893 >>13074261 Im a guy and I wear almost everything you wrote as a red flag lmao Go jerk off on your rick owens

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 08:45:33 2018 No.13079897

>>13074299
soyboy detected

>>13074318
Hows highschool like?
>this haircut that has lots of hair on top and less on sides

>>13074657
Hows life with autism like?

Guys but really you should stop growing a beard,
some underage skinny faggot on /fa/ says only
soyboys have beards!!

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 08:48:46 2018 No.13079902
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>>13079006

>flannels
yes
>cuffed pants
yes
>ironic watches like casio
yes,nixon rerun
>stan smiths
not as much as in 2015
>dad hats
no
>vans
yes
>beards
yes
>hitler youth cuts
sort of, french crop
>sherpa jackets
YES
>north face or outdoor clothing brands
no
>yeezy
HELL no
>pink
no
>tattoos
yes
>piercings
no
>wearing keys outside the pocket
no

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 09:30:57 2018 No.13079967 >>13079897 Wow sorry I don't know the name of specific haircut in language that I don't use daily.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 09:32:05 2018 No.13079970 >>13079768 2/10 bait

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 09:41:49 2018 No.13079980 >>13074318 Oi mate, sorry my adiction is making you upset fuck off

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 09:44:02 2018 No.13079984 >>13079980 It doesn't make me upset, but it makes me not want to date you.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 09:44:59 2018 No.13079986 >>13075322 Where tf are u from? Thats at least 7.5

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 09:50:54 2018 No.13079997 >>13079986 If you have low standards, maybe >fivehead is -1 >non-blonde is -1 >asymmetrical eyes is -1 >facial discoloration is -.5 >meme fade eyebrows is -.5

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 09:51:54 2018 No.13080001

>>13079986
I'm from Europe. In the picture she looks higher but consider her big forehead, lips that would be sticking out without bitting on them, her long face that would look weird with big eyes and lips + small nose. In the picture she looks 7.5/10 but I feel like in reality it's not as high

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 09:52:04 2018 No.13080002 >>13078064 more like this?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 09:53:44 2018 No.13080008 >>13079997 Brown hair > red hair > black hair > blonde hair > unnatural colour hair Hazel eyes and green eyes > blue eyes > amber eyes > brown eyes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 10:03:37 2018 No.13080018 >>13080008 >anything above blonde >anything above blue eyes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 10:04:48 2018 No.13080019 >>13079970 What's bait about it?

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 10:04:59 2018 No.13080020

>flannels
yes
>cuffed pants
yes
>ironic watches like casio
yes a fuckin casio
>stan smiths
yes
>dad hats
yes
>vans
yes
>beards
no
>hitler youth cuts
no
>sherpa jackets
yes
>north face or outdoor clothing brands
yes
>yeezy
no
>pink
no
>tattoos
yes
>piercings
no
>wearing keys outside the pocket
yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 10:05:51 2018 No.13080022 File: 102 KB, 1080x830, 79ec8b91.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13075279 Anni is like 10/10

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 10:07:27 2018 No.13080026 >>13079986 >>13080022

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 10:15:18 2018 No.13080038 >>13080018 Exactly, also Paper white skin > tanned skin > olive skin > yellow skin > brown skin > black skin

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 10:18:22 2018 No.13080044 >>13080019 >Showing a little of legs >Headwear >Showing anything they like if it's not music >Hoodies >Skirts and dresses >Thick lips is a red flag

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 10:24:18 2018 No.13080058

>flannels, cuffed pants, stan smiths, dad hats, vans, beards, hitler youth cuts, sherpa jackets, yeezy, pink, tattoos, piercings, wearing keys outside the pocket.
nope
>ironic watches like casio, north face or outdoor clothing brands
yep, both for practical reasons.

Too bad im ugly, have no confidence, no friends and completely shit social skills which are all probably far more real red flags then op's shit list.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 10:27:19 2018 No.13080062 >>13080018 back to /pol/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 10:38:32 2018 No.13080085 >>13079967 Then fuck off to the shithole you came from. English is not my main language either

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 10:43:36 2018 No.13080096 >>13080044 yeah those aren't really red flags, they just don't look good

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 10:44:07 2018 No.13080098 >>13080085 Sorry I'm not as obsessed about hair to learn the name of styles :)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 10:45:37 2018 No.13080104 >>13080096 Well, everyone has their own taste

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 10:48:48 2018 No.13080113 >>13074261 What else is left?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 10:52:29 2018 No.13080124 >>13080085 What a nice set of numbers for such a shitpost =/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 11:01:49 2018 No.13080155 >>13074261 Snipes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 11:02:41 2018 No.13080158 >>13080113 Modestcore, tradcore, prep

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 11:50:56 2018 No.13080254 Life must suck when you're a bitch. So sorry for you OP

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 14:55:00 2018 No.13080670 >>13079771 Have you paid attention to the political spectrum in the past 3 year?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 15:20:46 2018 No.13080729 >>13080670 Yes, progressives have abandoned liberalism and there is now a liberal bloc intertwined with the populist right that opposes the neoprogressives

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 15:34:36 2018 No.13080766 >>13080022 cute but a big forehead to be 10/10 but anyways his face overall is really atractive

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:36:29 2018 No.13080912 File: 81 KB, 645x729, 1514987882149.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13074318 >this haircut that has lots of hair on top and less on sides :Thinking:

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:37:45 2018 No.13080914 >>13074261 >What are your fashion red flags? Anything Rick Owens. That is all.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 16:49:43 2018 No.13080948 >>13080766 She has an unusual brain shape you ignoramus troglodyte. https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=Brain+Shape+Influences+Skull+Shape&hl=en&as_sdt=0&as_vis=1&oi=scholart&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjPrryD_d_YAhUO32MKHTo3BZkQgQMIJTAA

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 18:12:00 2018 No.13081141 >>13080022 ze forhead meine freund

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 18:18:00 2018 No.13081153 >>13076458 L O N D O N

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 18:21:16 2018 No.13081157

>>13078152
>>13079009

I don't really see what's so r9k about this? Except for the ''Over 18'' and ''Not a virgin'' thing all of them point out female issues or minor red flags that have deeper roots in their persona (xcept for a few). Avoiding these people would be r9k, but creating presumptions based on any of these traits aren't very weird.

Anonymous Wed Jan 17 18:30:05 2018 No.13081187

>flannels
yes
>cuffed pants
yes
>ironic watches like casio
yes
>stan smiths
nah
>dad hats
no
>vans
can be acceptable
>beards
no
>hitler youth cuts
no
>sherpa jackets
no
>north face or outdoor clothing brands
yes
>yeezy
no
>pink
no
>tattoos
no (unless they've got some prison face shit going on)
>piercings
no
>wearing keys outside the pocket
yes

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 18:39:13 2018 No.13081205 File: 26 KB, 639x521, IMG_20171224_152602.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13078064 >over 18 years old

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 18:41:44 2018 No.13081209 >>13078519 what did your dad do?

>>	Anonymous Wed Jan 17 19:39:13 2018 No.13081359 >>13074261 if people have skin I'm pretty reluctant to interact with them

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:06:02 2018 No.13081977 >>13080912 >already second person fell for it wew

Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:08:00 2018 No.13081978

>>13081209
Nothing that much. He was just always really mad and didn't control himself so he was shouting a lot and hitting me, he also has weird sense of humour so was for example throwing at me banana skin after he ate the fruit so I would throw it away

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:22:57 2018 No.13081993 File: 37 KB, 600x528, 140.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13081978 >throwing at me banana skin after he ate the fruit so I would throw it away i like your dad already

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:38:06 2018 No.13082008 >>13081993 I mean, it's quite funny for first few times, but then it's just annoying and gross. He is also a typical le atheist

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 01:52:39 2018 No.13082027 >>13081359 upvoted

Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:05:45 2018 No.13082037
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women:
weaponizes sex, paints makeup on her face, aversion to minimalism, shorts with docs, beanies, unnatural hair colors/ombre

men:
"earth tones", irony, dadcore, anything but skinny/otter mode, weak beards, heavy use of hair products, under 5'9

>>13078064
basing this off of the last girl i was seeing

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:56:17 2018 No.13082098 >>13076195 >Women aren't supposed to give blowjobs

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 02:59:08 2018 No.13082100 >>13082037 >dadcore fucking kek

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:09:11 2018 No.13082182 File: 31 KB, 509x625, 1516011938815-v.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13076219 >tfw gf has beautiful light ginger hair but she dyes it darker because she likes 'auburn' or whatever it's called

Anonymous Thu Jan 18 04:28:56 2018 No.13082203
File: 62 KB, 603x788, 1502707171582.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>Ladies
Grungeshit
Anything from Hottopic
Pastels
Dadhats
Lipstick
Bright hair
Thick Framed Glasses
Hypeshit
Anything wiccan or pagan that is not used in a metal fit

>Men
Grungeshit
Anything from hottopic
Flannels
Skinny Jeans
Thick framed glasses
Hypeshit
Dadhats
Bright pink. Subtle shit or salmon is alright though.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 05:31:54 2018 No.13082278 >>13074261 >hitler youth but it fits me, and it's a timeless hairstyle >casio I mean, I have more high end watches too but >>13078120 is objectively correct

Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:46:40 2018 No.13082544
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>>13078064
well, no bingo for me, but she's degenerate for sure. I still think she's amazing and I love her lots but her lifestyle is garbage and she isn't good wife material because of her attitude and beliefs. she'll leave this city and the country by the end of June on top of that.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 09:58:03 2018 No.13082559 >>13082544 Stop wasting your time and dump her, then. You're not doing either of yourself any favors if you're just sticking around because you like to fuck her.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:26:29 2018 No.13082602 File: 24 KB, 623x671, Before.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] My girl before we started dating

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:27:31 2018 No.13082604 File: 32 KB, 625x669, After.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13082602 and after

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:31:58 2018 No.13082612 >>13080022 big forehead big BRAIN

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 10:34:19 2018 No.13082616 men: anything that's bang on trend ie you look like every other fuccboi. Compensation via peacocking. Tattoos women: compensation via peacocking (I'm looking at you vintage 50s fatties) tattoos

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 11:17:08 2018 No.13082686 >>13080124 These numbers are made for shitposts

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 11:56:24 2018 No.13082751 >>13080085 >>13079967 lmao "not my native language" has finally come full circle. It was just a matter of time.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 13:28:12 2018 No.13082906 men with too much jewelry. I know it's just a trend but still.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 13:47:02 2018 No.13082947 File: 107 KB, 937x1171, 21373570_509823692700441_3120292911615311872_n.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13080766 >>13081141 >>13082612 That's a normal forehead, my negroes. A large forehead (on women) is a sign of high estrogen anyway.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 14:27:08 2018 No.13083027 >>13078670 above 25 is overweight above 30 is obese

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 14:38:45 2018 No.13083065 >>13082947 it actually is worryingly large >a sign of high estrogen who gives a fuck when she looks like an ayylium

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 15:03:00 2018 No.13083129 >>13082751 There were always people who knew foreign language better than usually people do. Not a huge discovery

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 15:17:34 2018 No.13083180 File: 94 KB, 1080x1349, 19985d25.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13083065 It's normal

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 15:35:19 2018 No.13083232 >>13079768 I agree with you 100% except for the last line.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 15:52:17 2018 No.13083283 >>13074261 t. wannabe asian nu male

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 16:11:55 2018 No.13083338 >>13082604 At least she fixed her teeth

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 16:13:34 2018 No.13083344 >>13083180 I have a big forehead and it's smaller than hers

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 16:30:52 2018 No.13083382 >>13083129 duh. It's just funny to see the excuse backfire.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 16:54:45 2018 No.13083451 >>13083382 >I don't know the word >I say that I don't know it >I say that obviously some people who are fixated on these stuff would know that >Somehow it "backfires" Sure

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 17:03:34 2018 No.13083481 >>13083451 Sorry you got this buttflustered babe

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 18:52:13 2018 No.13083747 >>13074276 >want tall AND short >tfw no non-euclidean gf

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 19:15:24 2018 No.13083784 >>13074261 >i dont like anything, i hate people You sound like a loser, kill yourself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 19:20:25 2018 No.13083795 >>13075289 >>13077035 He actually blinded himself when he found his mother had killed herself.

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 19:38:55 2018 No.13083841 >>13074261 >sherpa jackets But these are cute af on guys ?????????

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 21:19:38 2018 No.13084052 >>13080729 epic liberalist spotted

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 21:26:36 2018 No.13084065 >>13074261 I guess I should wear a three piece suit to hike the Appalachian trail

>>	Anonymous Thu Jan 18 23:07:40 2018 No.13084253 >>13074261 >ironic watches like casio how is a casio watch ironic? it is a watch.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 00:14:34 2018 No.13084395 >>13084065 >Do this on well travelled sections of the trail in the evening. >Have a friend take blurry pictures. >Start spreading the word of a Confederate ghost legend. >??? Profit

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 00:30:07 2018 No.13084422 No on everything. Except I own one flannel, sorry.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 00:54:40 2018 No.13084463 >>13083481 Sure sure

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 01:06:54 2018 No.13084476 >>13083747 he meant short hair you dumbass

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 02:10:28 2018 No.13084578 I shun all girls with any tattoos or unnatural hair color, or piercings not in ears.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 02:26:08 2018 No.13084602 File: 189 KB, 720x540, 1273726400346.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13074261 i bet youre fun at parties

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 04:02:24 2018 No.13084771 File: 160 KB, 834x703, bingo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] How about a male degeneracy bingo?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 04:31:20 2018 No.13084795 >>13075406 Slow Clap

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 04:48:22 2018 No.13084809 File: 48 KB, 720x606, received_529216464113555.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13084771 >tfw my boyfriend with whom I have a relationship break so I can improve myself

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 05:05:00 2018 No.13084821 >>13084578 how's that working for you?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 05:16:34 2018 No.13084828 File: 184 KB, 834x703, 1516352544185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13084771 Close to ending it all. Oh, so, so very close.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 05:39:47 2018 No.13084849 >>13084771 Please replace underweight with overweight.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 05:41:43 2018 No.13084851 >>13084849 There's both you autist

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 07:59:41 2018 No.13085015 File: 320 KB, 952x703, nobingofaggots.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13084771 huh that was close

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 08:02:18 2018 No.13085016 File: 168 KB, 582x522, 3ß49530498503498534.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13081978 >throwing at me banana skin after he ate the fruit so I would throw it away

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 08:02:27 2018 No.13085017 >>13084849 I made them separate categories to guarantee no one would tick all boxes

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 08:08:00 2018 No.13085025 >>13084771 Half of these aren't even bad.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 08:14:18 2018 No.13085036 >>13084771 someone trying really hard to make themseves feel better

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 08:19:15 2018 No.13085041 >>13085016 As I said before, it's funny firstly but it gets not nice when your parents throw at u biological waste

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 08:20:15 2018 No.13085046 >>13074318 >no bra holy fuck this we get it, your dad never hugged you during your childhood but god do you really need people to stare at you all the time, is it really that gratifying?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 08:29:14 2018 No.13085055 >>13084771 only like 5 of those things are actual deal breakers for women. it comes off like it was written by an illiterate /pol9k/ virgin projecting his own insecurities rather than things real women care about.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 08:31:35 2018 No.13085057 >>13083180 eyes too small

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 08:40:48 2018 No.13085073

>>13085046
bras weren't designed to protect your fragile virgin sensibilities towards pokies. they were designed to promote better posture and lessen back pain, which recent studies show they don't even do compared to simply not wearing bras.

women who don't wear bras aren't doing it for you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 08:42:08 2018 No.13085075 >>13085073 If women want tit support they should wear corsets instead.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 08:43:31 2018 No.13085076 >>13085055 >only like 5 of those things are actual deal breakers for women. which 5? this is important

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 08:45:59 2018 No.13085086 >>13085075 the point is that they don't want or need tit support because their posture and their own musculature will do the job better.

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 08:55:03 2018 No.13085098

>>13085076
drugs, virginity, living with parents, manlet, unemployed/no car (in countries where having a car is important I consider these too related to be separate things)

the rest can and are commonly made exceptions of for personality or don't matter in the first place, i.e. playing videogames (literally everyone does this) or not having female friends. the majority of men don't have many or any female friends as opposed to mere acquaintances/coworkers. also women want a man who's desired by other women, not befriended by them.

and even then there are still subsets of women who will make exceptions for the five, like druggie sluts not caring about drugs, or sugar mamas not caring about living with your parents, being unemployed, not having a car, etc.

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 08:58:25 2018 No.13085103

I only personally respect men if they have their clothes bought by their mother/wife, always a number larger in case you get fat. Also, when she gives you the clothing the only respectable response is a positive non-word such as "it's good" "it's nice" even in the likely event of it being ugly and ill-fitting

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 09:04:53 2018 No.13085109 File: 146 KB, 1240x976, 1293971_bosko-obradovic-kamen-foto-printscreen-222.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13074318 MAXIMUM SOYIM

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 09:11:54 2018 No.13085117 >>13084828 try drugs other than caffein or alcohol friendo, you'll get 2 bingos more theoretically, but maybe you can get rid of virgin and no female friends in the short term and overweight in the long run :)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 09:14:00 2018 No.13085121 >>13074318 Bet you’re fun to be with at parties

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 09:22:37 2018 No.13085129 What irks me are plastic transparent strap bras like wtf as if no one's gonna fucking notice. They look so cheap on women too.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 09:24:31 2018 No.13085133 >>13085117 girls who hang around you and fuck you because you have drugs are not your friends, and not girls you want to lose your virginity to.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 09:24:37 2018 No.13085134 men: dungarees, anime/weebshit, women: dungarees, anime/weebshit, hair dyed in poisonous colours either way it's your preference so i try not to judge, these are just the few exceptions that trigger me enough to actively avoid contact with you.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 09:32:02 2018 No.13085140 >>13085109 I don't consume soy products >>13085121 Oh yeah, I am actually a center of attention and the person who you want to find when you go on the party so I would risk saying that your bet was right :)

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 09:35:09 2018 No.13085142

>>13085133
it was originally intended as a joke, but now that you mention it.

when i did drugs i was alot more social and made connections with several people even though this was completely artificially induced, when i met up with them later with no drugs involved we got along perfectly fine and i eventually got to a point with some of those people where i would consider them friends.

becoming more social because of drugs is not a good fix for a lack of friends or female friends or whatever, but it can help you make first contact, which is often the hardest.

secondly: you should really get over your ideal of "losing your virginity"
it's just sex.
any socially healthy single person will agree with me on this: sex is fun, and sex is not THAT big a deal.

if any girl is disease free, pretty enough and not in a social situation where it is unacceptable to have sex (in a relationship, your spouse, your best friends sister etc.)
then by all means, go for it.

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 09:46:52 2018 No.13085162

>>13085076
I'm a girl and the only ones I would always avoid are drugs and obsessing over politics. Some of the other ones would depend on the degree or reason - like, 15lbs overweight would be fine, 60lbs wouldn't be. Living at home because you help out your parents, or are a family-oriented type, or want to save money is fine, living at home because you're incapable of taking care of yourself is bad. Unemployed right now but looking for work and having been employed before would be fine, being a perma leech would not be fine. For fetishes the only complete dealbreakers would be expecting me to do fetish shit in public and being a footfag.

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 09:55:12 2018 No.13085171

>>13085142
>it's just sex.
to you. most people don't share this sentiment.

nobody is denying sex is fun, but almost nobody actually thinks that promiscuous sex with casual partners is satisfying or rewarding in any way, and the portion of people who seek out this behavior are a quite small minority despite what the media would have you believe.

the vast majority of people want committed long term relationships and meaningful emotional connections with those who they sleep with, and I don't think that's too much to ask for or desire out of a first partner.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 10:13:36 2018 No.13085185 >>13077482 >converse >not an autism shoe cmon now.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 10:16:28 2018 No.13085189 >>13085142 >it's just sex. There are multiple studies and religious beliefs that prove and say it is not.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 10:25:35 2018 No.13085207 >>13078120 Agreed.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 10:28:18 2018 No.13085214 >>13085142 If it were "just sex" we'd all be living in societies without fathers and children would all be raised communally.

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 10:50:33 2018 No.13085238

>>13085171
the two choices aren't or don't have to be mutually exclusive.

you can have sex with people you find attractive without committing to a relationship while you are still single or looking for a person with whom you share a deeper connection with.

sure it won't be the same, but it can still be fun. and when you do find "that person" you can live that life.

>>13085189
>>13085214
you two seem to not be able to differentiate having casual sex while being single from being unable to foster a caring and loving relationship.

look into studies and internet theories all you want, but at some point you have to come back to real life where things are nuanced. sure, an emotional connection is intrinsic to sex, but that doesn't mean you can only have sex and maintain mental health if you do it within a committed relationship

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 11:16:43 2018 No.13085282 >>13085238 >but that doesn't mean you can only have sex and maintain mental health if you do it within a committed relationship Studies exist stating the exact opposite of that.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 11:39:38 2018 No.13085300 >>13085238 You're so wrong it makes my anus pucker

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 11:51:45 2018 No.13085314 >>13076440 not true... lots of makeup is intended to look "natural", also pink is a natural lip color and there are many nude makeups

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 11:52:59 2018 No.13085316 >>13085282 Those studies apply to women.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 12:05:17 2018 No.13085338 >>13085316 t. manwhore

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 12:09:59 2018 No.13085347 >>13085338 It's natural and evolutionarily advantageous for men to spread their seed. I'm sorry you can't get laid.

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 12:16:11 2018 No.13085357

>>13085347
I am a woman and I can get more laid thank your whorish ass could ever if I wanted. You are just a pathetic slut that tries to cope with the fact you are one by saying that men fucked around all the time 10000 years ago. Well, guess what? In today's society your promiscuity is as awful as girl's

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 12:21:17 2018 No.13085368 >>13074261 >>13074299 >t.shitlicking faggots >>13074306 Based

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 12:24:50 2018 No.13085372 >>13085140 You are a daft fuckstick cunt-eyed shitlicking cumrag cockspotting wankstain salami fuck-faced faggot.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 12:26:37 2018 No.13085376 >>13085372 Still better than you ;)

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 12:45:08 2018 No.13085414 >>13085376 Maybe you would be if it wasn't for your pathetically small cock, you dumb fag.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 12:51:47 2018 No.13085424 >>13074698 >dumb shitdick fuckstain

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 13:05:24 2018 No.13085449 >>13084828 Damn you're bingoing in five different lanes. How do you do it?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 13:12:23 2018 No.13085471 >>13085414 I don't have cock >>13085424 How is middle school going?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 13:14:40 2018 No.13085477 File: 192 KB, 1080x928, IMG_20180119_131125_423.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13084771 What does it mean if I scored way more on the male one than on the female one even though I'm a chick?

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 13:22:33 2018 No.13085494 >>13085477 Means you have a masculine clitoris

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 13:22:57 2018 No.13085495 File: 130 KB, 798x997, 47a6152b.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13085057 I dont think so

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 13:40:06 2018 No.13085537 >>13085477 >no female friends >bizarre fetishes i can see where this is going

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 13:59:54 2018 No.13085587 >>13081978 >throwing at me banana skin after he ate the fruit so I would throw it away Your dad sound like he is the coolest monkey in the jungle

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 14:55:16 2018 No.13085715 >>13085587 Kek, he is cool sometimes but as a kid I was legit more scared of him than the monsters

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 15:36:25 2018 No.13085815 >>13074261 >implying you get to have red flags You're a virgin.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 15:37:37 2018 No.13085818 >>13084476 Then YOU should have used an additional "and", dumbass.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 15:48:59 2018 No.13085843 >>13074306 Can someone please explain this photograph to me? I like it.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 15:59:39 2018 No.13085879 >>13078064 >Over 18

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 16:05:33 2018 No.13085891 >>13074261 I DONT LIKE IT WHEN THE GIRLS ARE DIFFERENT AND I DONT LIKE IT WHEN THEY ARE NORMAL THEY MUST BE THIS

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 17:30:13 2018 No.13086070
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Ladies:
>Tattoos, non-ear piercings.
>Art Ho rubbish.
>Problem glasses.
>Feminist hair colours or styles.
>Clothes that would be considered immodest in a brothel.

Men:
>Wearing a watch if he isn't a Boomer.
>Any hype beast or other adolescent fashion.
>Blue jeans or any style of sneaker with a sport jacket (pic related).
>Top shirt button done up when you're not wearing a tie.

Unisex:
>Any political clothing.
>Snap back hats if you're not a teenager.
>Fast fashion.
>Clothing that is of noticeably low quality.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 17:37:38 2018 No.13086089 >>13084771 >Obesity and underweight are on the same diagonal.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 17:46:10 2018 No.13086103 >>13085477 >What does it mean if I scored way more on the male one than on the female one even though I'm a chick? It means you are lucky you were born a girl and are not trans because you would have a much harder time making it as a man

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 23:23:11 2018 No.13086730 fishnets

Anonymous Fri Jan 19 23:37:52 2018 No.13086765
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>>13076906
lmao
thats the one
>>13082182
why do gingers get upset at the word ginger anyhow? I complimented some girl's hair a while ago and she basically started reee-ing about how it was auburn.

>>	Anonymous Fri Jan 19 23:40:40 2018 No.13086769 >>13084771 you're jewish as fuck bro

Anonymous Sat Jan 20 00:56:53 2018 No.13086892

>>13074261
girls
>literally nothing because with how i look and act standards are an unaffordable luxury
>super dyed hair
>obvious red flags (anime shirt, cleavage out, etc.)
dudes
>hitler cut
>circle glasses (usually, 50/50 fuckfaces and okay people)
>trend shoes (yeezys, white adidas, those fugly tan nike boots)
>hypebeast shit
>superpositionally ironic republican memorabilia (reagan and bush, etc.)
>frat boy shit (not always a red flag, but a reminder to exercise caution)
>obvious red flags (trench coat, fedora, anime shirt, etc.)

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 02:09:19 2018 No.13086979 >>13086089 See >>13085017

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 06:17:49 2018 No.13087242 File: 256 KB, 545x717, Screenshot_17.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13086892 trenchcoats are /fa/ as fuck if they don't cost $200

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 08:34:50 2018 No.13087394 >>13086765 Girl likes traps is the same as boy likes tomboy. It is straight but autistic around opposite sex, so need opposite that acts like same to get laid.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 08:51:42 2018 No.13087421 File: 155 KB, 834x703, bingo.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13084771

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 09:09:49 2018 No.13087447 >Ladies excessive makeup plastic surgery piercings tattoos distressed clothing weird hair color tanned skin high heels

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 10:00:04 2018 No.13087543 >>13087447 >tanned skin Like artificially tanned, or just tanned at all? Cause I go from like NW15 to NW30 just by being outside a lot in the summer.

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 10:22:46 2018 No.13087580 >>13087242 i was mostly rolling with the neckbeard stereotype there

Anonymous Sat Jan 20 10:35:37 2018 No.13087593
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After much experience with people who wear Thrasher I have concluded that it is the official brand of basic af people who think they know fashion but actually don't know dick.

Is that judgemental? Yes.

but

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 17:20:24 2018 No.13088596 File: 335 KB, 834x703, 1516352544185.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>13084771 I guess im ok

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 17:26:35 2018 No.13088610 >>13087394 >>13086765 What is i'm gay but i like FtMs and tomboys?

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 17:27:54 2018 No.13088613 OP big autistic

>>	Anonymous Sat Jan 20 18:20:57 2018 No.13088743 >>13087543 Any tan that is artificially tanned or done on purpose like staying at the beach all day.

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