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AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

HAVE I GONE CRAZY? HAVE I LOST MY MIND? AM I COMPLETELY OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY?
WHY DO YOU PEOPLE LIKE THESE FUCKING THINGS? NOT A SINGLE BONE IN ME CAN EVEN BEGIN TO COMPREHEND WHY A YOUNG MAN OF SOUND MIND AND BODY WOULD WANT TO BE WITHIN 20 FEET OF THESE FUCKING THINGS, LET ALONE PAY HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS FOR IT.

I LIKE OZWEEGOS. I LIKE FILA DISRUPTORS. I LIKE TECH RUNNERS. I LIKE ALL OF CCP'S STUFF. I LIKE CRAZY, EXTREME SHOES, OKAY? I AM NO STRANGER TO THE OBSCENE. I DO NOT SHY AWAY FROM LOUD OR UNSIGHTLY FOOTWEAR

BUT THIS?

THIS LOOKS LIKE A NINETY DOLLAR ALIEXPRESS SHOE WITH THE WORD "FASHION" IN THE TITLE. THIS LOOKS LIKE A FUCKING BALEEN. THIS LOOKS LIKE WHAT KEEBLER ELVES WILL WEAR IN GALACTIC WARFARE. THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING THAT GETS SHIPPED INSIDE OF REAL SHOES TO PROTECT THEM. THIS LOOKS LIKE SOMETHING YOHJI YAMAMOTO WOULD DESIGN IF HE HAD FIVE MINUTES, A CRAYON, AND A FUCKING CONCUSSION. THIS LOOKS LIKE A PLACEHOLDER MODEL SHOE IN A PS2 GAME BEING DEVELOPED. THIS LOOKS LIKE A SET PIECE FROM AFTER EARTH STARRING WILL AND JADEN SMITH.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH BAAALENCIAGAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.12547541

pretty sure that's the point

>> No.12547542

Boiii you wear any designer and you get clout it's not about how good it looks

>> No.12547544

>>12547525
good rant, but why expect anything of Balenciaga?

>> No.12547548

I haven't laughed this hard in weeks, holy shit

>> No.12547572

>>12547544
because theyve just become aware of balenciaga existing i bet

>> No.12547935

>>12547525
babbys first fashion

>> No.12548039

LOOKS LIKE THE SHIT THAT THE RESIDENTS OF WHO-VILLE FROM DR SUESS WOULD WEAR FOR THEIR SHOES AHAHAHA.

This is why ""high fashion"" has no appeal to me. It's nothing but boring obscurantism and a bunch of pretentious circle jerking. The "anything goes" and "mug subjectivity" mentality for fashion is what ruins it and puts people off.

>> No.12548062

>>12547525
/fa/ needs more threads like this.

>> No.12548064
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12548064

Guys how do you like my shoe design? I think I did pretty well, it's simplistic but impactful

>> No.12548085

>>12548039
You should leave this board

Balenciaga isn't high fashion. Fashion is purely subjective, high fashion or kohls. /fa/ circlejerks fits for poor people right now, there's no difference between the "you're just too poor for this" and the "you payed too much" pretentiousness. /fa/ also spergs out over "normie" shit and create they're own meme shoes to purposely go against what's popular. A good example of this are those Reeboks, so obscurantism isn't exclusive to high fashion.

>> No.12548091

>>12548064
>bionicle
fucken lost

>> No.12548096
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12548096

It's your generic streetwear style. This takes youthful hormones slightly dampening the cringe factor, but not by much.

I get the same feel from any sockneakers, or practically any sneakers that are cool with the young ones.

Basically, ask yourself this:
Would Shia Lebeef (or MC Ride) Wear It?

>> No.12548185

>>12548096
lol Thom Yorke such a goober

>> No.12548572

if i wasn't poor i would buy these, not for "flexing" or "hype", they just look like an interesting shoe