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11759786 No.11759786 [Reply] [Original]

Name a more effay weapon than the switch blade. Pro tip: you can't

>> No.11759796

>>11759786
>Any type of gun you country faggot

>> No.11759813
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>>11759786
how does it feel to be wrong?

>> No.11759816

>>11759796
>switchblade
>country
My nigga wut? Switchblade are an urban thing. Also the butterfly knife
https://youtu.be/CAJID0fn2Ic

>> No.11759821

Quarterstaff

>> No.11759831
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>> No.11760063
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>>11759786
How's it feel to be so incredibly wrong?

>> No.11760173

If you ever plan on on using a knife, get a Kabar. Switch blades and balisongs are garbage. If you actually know how to use a knife. Years later, I love me some Karambit action.

>> No.11760191
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>>11759786
it's obviously the hitler youth knife, cmon.

>> No.11760266
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tunguska

>> No.11760708
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>>11759786

>> No.11760758
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>>11759831

how about you check out this gunblade umbrella you little fucking pussy

>> No.11760770
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The Walther PPK, aka James Bond's weapon of choice.

>> No.11760776
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11760776

Blued carbon steel gives me a raging boner.

>> No.11760782
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11760782

Opinels are cheap, French, and pretty classy.

>> No.11760785
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For all the weaboo faggots out there...

>> No.11760788
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11760788

The Finnish make a knife called a "pukko" that are functional, elegant, and cost as much as you want to pay.

>> No.11760795
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>>11760191
Mein nigger!

>> No.11760799
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the keychain

>> No.11760801
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T E C H Y
E
C
H
Y

>> No.11760817
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>>11759786

>tips fedora

>> No.11760855

>>11760063

if the barrel was 3 feet long that would make a nice cane

>> No.11760858

>>11760191
I still have one in my basement

>> No.11760864

>>11759786
expendable baton is the only answer

>> No.11760948
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TA-DAA

>> No.11760963
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pirate core is the next thing
get with the times

>> No.11760973

>>11760864
extendable.

>> No.11760979

>>11759813
>>11759786
kill yourself op he won.

>> No.11760986

>>11760948

I wonder if a pencil could actually be a good weapon.

I mean it's fairly subtle and I imagine, if it's sharp enough, you can easily stab somebody's throat with. The only question is whether or not it would do enough damage.

>> No.11761013
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>>11760986
tactical pens my dude

>> No.11761038

SCUD missiles
Ancient Chinese hornets nests
Katyusha rockets
Non tacticool looking bow and arrows

E F F A Y A F F E

>> No.11761056

>>11760191
I have an ofiginal one of these from when my granddad was in the SS

Are they worth anything?

>> No.11761057

>>11761013

Imagine filling the cartriges of those pens with poison. You could go on a killing spree with nobody noticing it.

>> No.11761069

>>11760782
yep but not really a weapon.
You will cut yourself trying to kill someone with those.

>> No.11761143
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>> No.11761466

Switchblades look cool, but are shit as a weapon.

Also edgelord AF if you have an all black or pearl handle.

>> No.11762037
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My knife is pretty /fa/

>> No.11762055

>>11762037
gaming equipment is the most non-/fa/ thing ever

>> No.11762059

>>11762055
I don't care. It's not like I have people in my room anyway. I don't even play games tho.

>> No.11762095

>>11760948
Someone watched rocknrolla

>> No.11762100
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>> No.11762496
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>>11759816
>butterfly knife
Just fuck my shit up fampai

>> No.11762683

>>11762059
>it's not like I have people in my room anyway
Im sure
>I don't even play games tho
Wasting money on gaming tech and not even using it? why would you lie on the internet

>> No.11762690

>>11761056
Don't sell somthing like that, you should keep it and pass it on

>> No.11762707
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>>11762100
THAT GUN

>> No.11762903
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11762903

>implying your fancy knives have the functionality or durability of superior stone age engineering

>> No.11762908
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>> No.11762909

>>11760191
FYI: these are still made only they have a fleur-de-lis in place of a swastika.

>> No.11763168

>>11759813
how do you use that exactly?

>> No.11763183
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>>11763168

>> No.11763440

>>11760266
Kek

>> No.11763448
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>> No.11763465
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>>11759786
Getting killed by a pipe bomb is definitely not fashionable. That's why you should always carry a pipe bomb in order to disarm other pipe bomb wielders. No other weapon can match the power of a pipe bomb.

>> No.11763664

>>11762683
Well, I played games when I bought them a couple years ago

>> No.11763725

>>11762903
This desu

>> No.11763726
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>> No.11763727

>>11763726
>reps
Fucking disgusting.

>> No.11763729
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>> No.11764323
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This

>> No.11764382
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>>11763726
embarrassing

>> No.11764472

>>11760963
this man speaks the Truth

>> No.11765897
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goat

>> No.11765957

>>11762903
Held a few of those and some were pretty nicely crafted, would use.

>> No.11766319

>>11763183
Yeah that totally answers the question...

How do you hold it?

>> No.11766356

>>11762909
w2c

>> No.11766370

>>11766319
first you must lose a hand
then you screw it into your stump
then you start slashing

>> No.11766380

>>11766356
http://militaria-net.co.uk/3rd-reich-daggers-hitler-youth-dagger-p-31.html

>> No.11766408

>>11766370
So first I'd need to lose my hand, and then I'd have to have a special mounting for my weapon(s, since one would be boring and you need new ones for each fuckin fad /fa/ goes through) in my stump, I'd have to find a craftsman and surgeon and say "hey, could you build me a special contraption to hold a weap-... I mean a fork or a knife?".

Also, it seems impractical, but then again impractical is totally effay

>> No.11766415

>>11762908
how can i get my refrigerator to do that

>> No.11766420

>>11760708
Scarily underrated post

>> No.11766620

>>11765897
mercutio's was better m8.
Also why no scope

>> No.11766634

>>11766408
It's from a movie you fucking retard.

>> No.11766706

>>11761143
is this a bolt action pistol?

>> No.11766783
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Outta tha way ya yella-belly bastards

>> No.11766827

>>11762908
I thought she was going to stab those plushies.

>> No.11766829

>>11763729
>tacticool hipster mode

>> No.11766834
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>> No.11766842

>>11760855
lmao that's true
>joker-core

>> No.11766845

>>11760770
Did you have to add the part about James Bond.
Cunt.

>> No.11766848

>>11760788
f i n l a n d m e n t i o n e d
puukkos are good stuff
better than moras

>> No.11766852

>>11762683
>having superior stuff isn't /fa/
>wasting money on superior stuff isn't /fa/
l m a o
are you stupid or just poor

>> No.11766858

>>11765897
o shit.

>> No.11766877

>>11760948
I stabbed a kid in middle school with a pencil while messing around. Then I somehow pinned it on him and got away scott free. Still amazes me to this day

>> No.11766888

>>11766877
i pushed a girl down choir bleachers in kindergarden cause i had a random impulse to do so. all i got was a call to the principles office, while she got a black eye and bruises arms/legs

>> No.11766926
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>>11759786
m16 wood finish

>> No.11766993

>>11766852
>gaming tech
>superior

it's just overpriced shit, for the same price there is ALWAYS something better for "gaming tech"

>> No.11767025
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>>11766926
cool, reminds me of the service rifle from new vegas

>> No.11767059

>>11759786
I love me a good old fashioned Model 10. It's stereotypical as hell, but there's beauty in it. Also it's gotten numerous of my ancestors out of dodge so I owe it something.

>> No.11767154

>>11767025
>>11766926
the new vegas one was actually based off the prototype armalite ar-15, which had the charging handle located inside the carry handle, similar to the g36 and famas.

the ar15 proto was eventually developed into the m16, and then progressed on to the more modern variants.

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>> No.11767552
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>>11766926
>>11759786
Don't listen to this AR fag, OP, AKs all the way.

>> No.11767584
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>>11759816
Agreed.

>> No.11767605
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>>11759786
This is my carry piece when I want to pretend to be /fa/ but am instead literal-fedora-tier.

>> No.11767644
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>>11767552

>> No.11767666
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>>11767644
I, too, like to dress ridiculously while using AKs.

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>>11762037
I have the exact same piece of shit knife. Except mine doesn't have a dumb purple windows xp default wallpaper design on it.
And everybody itt is wrong. Cz p01 is most effay weapon.

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>>11767552
>fails mud tests everytime

>> No.11767694

>>11767688
Bullshit. Back when AKs were cheap, we'd tie one to a rope, throw it in a pond, then drag it through the mud months later and fire it without issue.

>> No.11767701

>>11767694
That's a load of horseshit.

>> No.11767715
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>>11767680
you aint shit

>> No.11767737
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>>11767715
Do you actually believe your meme 19 holds a flame to the p01?
Nigga...

>> No.11767905

>>11767154
i see a crossposter

>> No.11768040

>>11767701
You're a load of horseshit.

>> No.11768065
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>>11766706

Ye, kudos

>> No.11768262

>>11762908
The most complicated thing she did there was a y2k roll. Easy stuff. That knife doesn't seem to have very good pivots so I imagine any other tricks are much tougher than with a quality balisong.

>> No.11768289
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11768289

This is the next gun I'm buying, pretty effay, eh?

>> No.11768317
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>> No.11768342

>>11767552
>>11766926
>>11767025
I like ak's just as much as AR's

>> No.11768356

>>11768342
Nyet! Opinions must be polarized and partisan!

>I secretly think ARs are pretty okay, too, Anon. Don't tell Mikhail.

>> No.11768415
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11768415

reliability, easy concealment, and unrivaled stopping power.

>> No.11768437
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Shot one a few times, the shotgun part was fantastic.

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>>11768437

>> No.11768455
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>>11768446

Come on, man. Cap and ball percussion revolvers were cool to me at the time.

>> No.11768536
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>> No.11768557

>>11761056
I'll give you $50 for it, post some pics of it

>> No.11769091
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>> No.11769810

>>11768544
watteer dose

>> No.11770534
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The most effay weapon is fashion itself

>> No.11771008
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Double barrel is no doubt the most fa

>> No.11771046

>>11762100
...like tears in the rain.

>> No.11771091

>>11759786
how the fuck do you expect to protect yourself with a knife when you probably look like 90% of the starved /fa/ users you stupid faggot, you guys need food not weapons

>> No.11771111
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>>11771091

>> No.11771128

>>11771111
take you're own advice

>> No.11771156

>>11771128
you are own advice.
the only thing i took is the bait

>> No.11771248
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>Not posting both James Bond guns

>> No.11771288

>>11766834
>narco teir
they have some cool shirts tho

>> No.11771298
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Spears are the only true answer.

>> No.11771300

>>11771298
that's a halberd not a spear you fucking faggot

>> No.11771321
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obvious choice

>> No.11771323
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>>11771298
That's a halberd you irredeemably retarded fucking loser.

>> No.11771371

>>11760770
>.380acp
topkek
>>11760963
rickets are effay af
>>11766783
I also jerk it to Louis L'amour novels
>>11768415
>2016
>concealing a full sized 1911
shiggydiggy

>> No.11771379

>>11771371
>concealing

you a little bitch or smth?

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>>11760788
Great choice my dearest jonne

>> No.11771388

>>11760948
I once met a guy who spent 12 years in prison cause he stabbed a woman to death with a fucking pencil.

>> No.11771404
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>>11771379

>> No.11771504

>>11760986
Good, no, but anything will suffice if you're determined enough to really mean it. The advantage is in that no reasonable person would consider it a weapon. But a lot of the functionality would come from your having trained to use a writing implement as a weapon.

As for doing damage, it's not about quick stabs, which are bound to be superficial. It's about getting it against somewhere vital (a vein or organ) and pressing in until it disrupts functions. The easiest way to do that is to grapple first.

The problem with a pencil is there's no intimidation value. A gun or knife may make your opponent change his mind about fighting you. A pencil will always come off as a desperation weapon or a gag gimmick. What comes to mind are the one scene in Chronicles of Riddick (death by teacup) and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VDvgL58h_Y

>>11761057
Most poisons are less impressive than they're made out to be. If you put something properly lethal like ricin in it, maybe, but then the danger to oneself is at least as great as that to others. To make it worthwhile, you'd really have to be meaning to use it actively.

>> No.11771623

>>11768262
congrats you took intro to flipping 101

>> No.11771791
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I've only ever been in one serious fight in my life and luckily i had one of these bad boys.

>> No.11772139

>>11760191
is this the hitler youth haircut of knives?

>> No.11772146

>>11760785
w2c?

>> No.11772911
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>>11766415

>> No.11772953

>>11760782
what's the other knife?

>> No.11773255

>>11771791
Why were you carrying a straight razor?

>> No.11773305
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goat comin thru

>> No.11774609

>>11773305
having used on of these, you're going be a greater danger to yourself than anyone you'd be using this against. these knives are flimsy as fuck

>> No.11774728

>>11763448
>>11763465
dope looks wise

>> No.11774812

>>11768544
aw shit i have one of these chambered in 32. mad nice, noisy as all hell but light and still shoots like a dream

>> No.11775610

>>11760785
W2c?

>> No.11775660

>>11762100

Saw a replica of one of these in the window of a hobby shop in Tokyo, the "not for sale" sign next to it was such a fucking buzzkill.

>> No.11775670
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>>11775660
Found the photo. I really wish these were more available and less expensive...

>> No.11776001

>>11773255
I Had a junky mate who wanted protection and its a lot easier to claim self-defense when its not an actual knife. That's why in AUS these are commonly used as weapons

>> No.11778060

>>11760191
DAMMMMMN W2C SENPAI

>> No.11778088

>>11769091
OH SHIT

>> No.11778320

>>11766834
Ring a ding ding baby

>> No.11778324

>>11760855
anime pls

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Can't go wrong with a Bergmann.