Goth Ninja

[Anonymous No.11703008]

gothninja exists as a subculture only because it impresses losers that grew up watching video games and jerking off to children's anime. it looks cool and edgy to them. when gothninjas post a photo on the internet, they are in control over the lighting, composition, and content of this photo. they can emulate an aesthetic seen so many times growing up in comic books/video games/movies etc. for this reason, gothninja pictures look cool and edgy to the weak, pale geeks of the world when they come to sufu, or 4chan, or stylezeitgeist, or pinterest, or thefedoralounge. when you take them outside this frame of reference, and capture someone trying to posture as "gothninja" while walking down santa monica boulevard with a slice of pizza in their hand, it becomes very obvious how pathetic their charade is. they lose control of their aesthetic in the real world and it's sad to behold. so instead they avoid being seen eating pizza, and try to slink around in the shadows smoking cigarettes, sending their mom to buy groceries so as not to be seen with luncheon meats in their hand. they avoid going to the beach because they know it's impossible to perpetuate their carefully crafted image there. it's like a symphony of spaghetti, and it makes me cringe.

[Anonymous No.11703015]

gothninja exists as a subculture only because it impresses losers that grew up watching video games and jerking off to children's anime. it looks cool and edgy to them. when gothninjas post a photo on the internet, they are in control over the lighting, composition, and content of this photo. they can emulate an aesthetic seen so many times growing up in comic books/video games/movies etc. for this reason, gothninja pictures look cool and edgy to the weak, pale geeks of the world when they come to sufu, or 4chan, or stylezeitgeist, or pinterest, or thefedoralounge. when you take them outside this frame of reference, and capture someone trying to posture as "gothninja" while walking down santa monica boulevard with a slice of pizza in their hand, it becomes very obvious how pathetic their charade is. they lose control of their aesthetic in the real world and it's sad to behold. so instead they avoid being seen eating pizza, and try to slink around in the shadows smoking cigarettes, sending their mom to buy groceries so as not to be seen with luncheon meats in their hand. they avoid going to the beach because they know it's impossible to perpetuate their carefully crafted image there. it's like a symphony of spaghetti, and it makes me cringe.

[Anonymous No.11703018]

gothninja exists as a subculture only because it impresses losers that grew up watching video games and jerking off to children's anime. it looks cool and edgy to them. when gothninjas post a photo on the internet, they are in control over the lighting, composition, and content of this photo. they can emulate an aesthetic seen so many times growing up in comic books/video games/movies etc. for this reason, gothninja pictures look cool and edgy to the weak, pale geeks of the world when they come to sufu, or 4chan, or stylezeitgeist, or pinterest, or thefedoralounge. when you take them outside this frame of reference, and capture someone trying to posture as "gothninja" while walking down santa monica boulevard with a slice of pizza in their hand, it becomes very obvious how pathetic their charade is. they lose control of their aesthetic in the real world and it's sad to behold. so instead they avoid being seen eating pizza, and try to slink around in the shadows smoking cigarettes, sending their mom to buy groceries so as not to be seen with luncheon meats in their hand. they avoid going to the beach because they know it's impossible to perpetuate their carefully crafted image there. it's like a symphony of spaghetti, and it makes me cringe.

[Anonymous No.11703040]

ǝƃuiɹɔ ǝɯ sǝʞɐɯ ʇi puɐ 'iʇʇǝɥƃɐds ɟo ʎuoɥdɯʎs ɐ ǝʞil s,ʇi ˙ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝƃɐɯi pǝʇɟɐɹɔ ʎllnɟǝɹɐɔ ɹiǝɥʇ ǝʇɐnʇǝdɹǝd oʇ ǝlqissodɯi s,ʇi ʍouʞ ʎǝɥʇ ǝsnɐɔǝq ɥɔɐǝq ǝɥʇ oʇ ƃuioƃ pioʌɐ ʎǝɥʇ ˙puɐɥ ɹiǝɥʇ ui sʇɐǝɯ uoǝɥɔunl ɥʇiʍ uǝǝs ǝq oʇ ʇou sɐ os sǝiɹǝɔoɹƃ ʎnq oʇ ɯoɯ ɹiǝɥʇ ƃuipuǝs 'sǝʇʇǝɹɐƃiɔ ƃuiʞoɯs sʍopɐɥs ǝɥʇ ui punoɹɐ ʞuils oʇ ʎɹʇ puɐ 'ɐzzid ƃuiʇɐǝ uǝǝs ƃuiǝq pioʌɐ ʎǝɥʇ pɐǝʇsui os ˙ploɥǝq oʇ pɐs s,ʇi puɐ plɹoʍ lɐǝɹ ǝɥʇ ui ɔiʇǝɥʇsǝɐ ɹiǝɥʇ ɟo loɹʇuoɔ ǝsol ʎǝɥʇ ˙si ǝpɐɹɐɥɔ ɹiǝɥʇ ɔiʇǝɥʇɐd ʍoɥ snoiʌqo ʎɹǝʌ sǝɯoɔǝq ʇi 'puɐɥ ɹiǝɥʇ ui ɐzzid ɟo ǝɔils ɐ ɥʇiʍ pɹɐʌǝlnoq ɐɔiuoɯ ɐʇuɐs uʍop ƃuiʞlɐʍ ǝliɥʍ ,,ɐɾuiuɥʇoƃ,, sɐ ǝɹnʇsod oʇ ƃuiʎɹʇ ǝuoǝɯos ǝɹnʇdɐɔ puɐ 'ǝɔuǝɹǝɟǝɹ ɟo ǝɯɐɹɟ siɥʇ ǝpisʇno ɯǝɥʇ ǝʞɐʇ noʎ uǝɥʍ ˙ǝƃunolɐɹopǝɟǝɥʇ ɹo 'ʇsǝɹǝʇuid ɹo 'ʇsiǝƃʇiǝzǝlʎʇs ɹo 'uɐɥɔㄣ ɹo 'nɟns oʇ ǝɯoɔ ʎǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ plɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo sʞǝǝƃ ǝlɐd 'ʞɐǝʍ ǝɥʇ oʇ ʎƃpǝ puɐ looɔ ʞool sǝɹnʇɔid ɐɾuiuɥʇoƃ 'uosɐǝɹ siɥʇ ɹoɟ˙ɔʇǝ sǝiʌoɯ/sǝɯɐƃ oǝpiʌ/sʞooq ɔiɯoɔ ui dn ƃuiʍoɹƃ sǝɯiʇ ʎuɐɯ os uǝǝs ɔiʇǝɥʇsǝɐ uɐ ǝʇɐlnɯǝ uɐɔ ʎǝɥʇ˙oʇoɥd siɥʇ ɟo ʇuǝʇuoɔ puɐ'uoiʇisodɯoɔ 'ƃuiʇɥƃil ǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo loɹʇuoɔ ui ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ 'ʇǝuɹǝʇui ǝɥʇ uo oʇoɥd ɐ ʇsod sɐɾuiuɥʇoƃ uǝɥʍ ˙ɯǝɥʇ oʇ ʎƃpǝ puɐ looɔ sʞool ʇi ˙ǝɯiuɐ s,uǝɹpliɥɔ oʇ ɟɟo ƃuiʞɹǝɾ puɐ sǝɯɐƃ oǝpiʌ ƃuiɥɔʇɐʍ dn ʍǝɹƃ ʇɐɥʇ sɹǝsol sǝssǝɹdɯi ʇi ǝsnɐɔǝq ʎluo ǝɹnʇlnɔqns ɐ sɐ sʇsixǝ ɐɾuiuɥʇoƃ

[Anonymous No.11703138]

>tfw no gf

[Anonymous No.11704955]

why are you oing tyhis

[Anonymous No.11704973]

>>11703008
yea as opposed to faggot living in middle america idolising continental european fashion they saw in movies growing up and the cashed up yuppies who are bored and need to spend money on something getting butt raped by designers providing "modern" takes on these tropes, and cock lickers like you who spend your minimum wage on the second hand used scraps that wind up fifth hand on Grailed

good call dude

[Anonymous No.11705069]

>>11703008
Dude looks like a cenobite

[Anonymous No.11705924]

Thicc exists as a subculture only because it impresses losers that grew up gorging themselves and jerking off to decorated cupcakes. it looks moist and delicious to them. when thiccs post a photo on the internet, they are in control over the tits, ass, and thighs of this photo. they can emulate the required test levels seen so many times growing up in sears catalogs/tumblrs/BBW porn etc. for this reason, thicc pictures look hot and attractive to the high test, confident /fitizens/ of the world when they come to /gif/, or /hc/, or /s/, or /fit/, or /fa/. when you take them outside this frame of reference, and capture someone trying to posture as "thicc" while walking down the food court with several boxes of Dominos, it becomes very obvious how superior their image is. they lose control of their sexual organs in the real world and it's orgasmic to behold. so instead they avoid being seen amongst the /thinspo/, and try to stride around in the porn sets smoking BBC, sending their fuccbois to buy groceries so as not to be seen by the low test plebs. they avoid going to the beach because they know it's impossible to support their bulimic competition there. it's like a symphony of spaghetti, and it tastes delicious.

[Anonymous No.11705936]

>>11703008
9/10 bait gj