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My job requires I do my best to blend in with the general population of wherever I'm posted.

Right now I'm in Toronto, Canada and one of my coworkers helped pick out this outfit. Do I look like the average Canadian citizen? Walking around the city doing nothing of importance?

Maybe going to school? Or work? Or walking to the bank? Would anyone here pick me out in a crowd for some reason?

>> No.11229964

I would pick you out at a narcissistic autist who made an embarrassing bulk of threads about "being told you should model."

>> No.11229982

>>11229936
would love to cup your testicles.

>> No.11229984

>>11229936
nobody would notice you in public anyway you pathetic nobody

>> No.11229990
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>>11229936
>My job requires I do my best to blend in with the general population of wherever I'm posted.
CIA?

>> No.11229991

>>11229982
That sounds good right about now desu~

>> No.11230007
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>>11229984
That's good.

>>11229990
Nah, something similar though from another country.

This is the outfit I put together for our X's involving physical activity in the field.

>> No.11230013
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>>11230007
>his job involves confidentiality and secrecy
>posts image of himself on a popular, public imageboard
So, what's the next step of your master plan?

>> No.11230016

>>11229936
>random colored hoodies/tees
>shitty jackets
>normie straight fit jeans
>whatever brandname (adidas, nike, puma, reebok) sneaker is on sale this month
I would pass up on the hat though.

>> No.11230022

>>11230013
well of course he can't leave witnesses anon

*unsheathes katana*

>> No.11230039
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>>11230013
I'm not working undercover for some terrorist organization or anything like that. This isn't the movies anon.

>>11230016
Good recommendation on the shoes. Why should I pass up on the hat? Lots of people wear hats here and we're sort of been recommended to wear them for multiple reasons. I don't need to but I don't see why it could be any sort of negative.

One more pic.

>> No.11230069

>>11230039
corporate espionage?

>> No.11230083

>>11230007
You're hot. Hotties dont blend in.

>> No.11230105
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>>11230069
No. Something more (in my opinion) fulfilling.

Here I am with a boxing glove.

>> No.11230109

>>11230105
just tell us what you do ffs

>> No.11230135

>>11230109
This

>> No.11230136

THIS THREAD WAS MADE BY A FED

REPLY "PLS NO 5-0" OR ELSE UR DED

"IT WAS SELF DEFENSE" IS WHAT HE SED

WHEN HE PULLED THE TRIGGER INTO UR HED

>> No.11230151

>>11229990
w2c fleece parka?

>> No.11230170

>>11229936
always practice good opsec you pleb

>> No.11230214

>>11229936
>>My job requires I do my best to blend in with the general population of wherever I'm posted.

ISIS dat u?

>> No.11230236

>>11230105
are you in fact a professional background man?

>> No.11230266
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>>11230109
>>11230135
Really can't.

>>11230236
Haha, I think that would be a good career. I tried to become an actor earlier in life.

>> No.11230267

>>11230214
he already said he isn't part of a terrorist org and I see no reason to not trust him

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>>11229936

>> No.11230291

>>11229936
>36
YOU BLEW YOUR COVER ON THIS WEBSITE, YOU FAG

>> No.11230372
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>>11229936
>>11229982
>>11230083
embarrassingly transparent samefag

>> No.11230426
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>>11230372
25 posts...20 posters...and I've made 3 replies. Not adding up.

>> No.11230482

he's a fucking secret shopper guys

>> No.11230517

No one would notice you even if you walked around naked.

>> No.11230562
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11230562

You're a retired baseball player

>> No.11230753

>>11230007
>>11230069
First off no slims on the job and second no boots cause anyone who knows how to spot a narc looks will out you quick. Typical give aways area jackets/button ups/baggy clothing (to conceal gun and kevlar), boots and a headwear of anykind so no beanies or caps. And if you wear those wraparound oakleys youre done.

>> No.11230786

>>11230105
Rape me please

>> No.11230975
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>>11230482
That's just boring.

>>11230753
You seem to know your stuff. I'm not doing corporate espionage though. A huge amount of people here wear baseball caps so like I said, it fits in and has its uses.

>>11230786
All right.

>> No.11231004

>>11230975
I live in Vegas and have been told this city is a training ground for police forces. Shit every time Im driving home theres at least 2-3 squad cars practicing arrests at a nearby park and various unmarked cars Ive never seen before on the strip/freeways.

One time an undercover tried to catch me drinking beer in a theatre (I was 19) what gave him away? The fucking ear piece, timberland pitboss boots, and a camera phone recording me. Ended up not touching the beer and just watched the movie. Dont be these amateurs man and if youre with a partner pls dont dress fucking similar its laughable and obvious.

Happy hunting famalam.

>> No.11231016

>>11229936
pls be in
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>> No.11231034

>>11229936
>>11230007
>>11230039
>>11230105
>>11230266
>>11230975
you look like a cop

>> No.11231048

>>11231034
>was a cop
They found this thread.

>> No.11231078

>>11230109
He was studying biology in college and by the likes of it he has probably dropped from college because he was all day posting in internet forums (well now he is, but he moved here apparently) and was taking meds for schizophrenia. Google dangies sluthate lol

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11231084

10/10 m8

>> No.11231086
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11231086

Oh wow he is a model

>> No.11231087

>>11229936
Are you wearing two hoods?

>> No.11231088

>>11229964
lol
caught red handed

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11231112

nice tits on the woman tho

>> No.11231116

>>11230975
I would like to fist him

>> No.11231145

>>11230426
25 - 20 = 5
5 - 1 (OP) = 4
4 - 2 (2 replies) = 2
Number of embarrassingly transparent samefag posts = 2
We're not talking Riemann hypothesis here. Basic fucking arithmetic

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>> No.11231222
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stronk

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>>11231004
I'm not a cop, but your advice somewhat applies to me. Thanks a lot.

>>11231016
Pretty close. northwest of there ~30 minutes.

>>11231078
I find it weird people online know bits and pieces about my life. I studied molecular genetics and finished, now I got a job that isn't related to that field. No schizophrenia either. You need to be deemed sane to get through the application process.

>>11231087
No.

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>>11231227

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11231433

bahahah

>> No.11232198

>>11229936
/effay/ - dressing autistic CIA agents

>> No.11232210
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>>11229936
Your coworker doesn't knows shit.
F U L L R I C K

>> No.11233040

>>11229936
if i were a super cool cia agent trying to pinpoint a spy in a crowd, you would look suspicious. it looks too perfectly imperfect in a way, too thought out.

>> No.11233074

You wanna look like a normie? Just wear a hat, a sweatshirt from your local sports team, levis or cheap athletic sweatpants, and some ugly nikes

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>>11231429
That's an old pic. I looked better back then.

>>11232198
I'm an intelligence operator. There ya go.

>>11232210
Honestly I would consider this in Asian countries...hard to run in though.

>>11233040
What.

>> No.11234470

>>11230151
That's a shearling coat.

>> No.11234539

>>11233956
>Intelligence operator
>Asking for advice on how to blend in
>posts picture on internet for the whole world to see.

>> No.11234904

Guys please stop feeding the OP replies and asking what he does, he's a mentally unstable person and this thread is an attempt at creating a fantasy to further his delusions of grandeur

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>>11230753
Hahahaha the Oakleys dead give away, whatever you do just dont dress like pic related

>> No.11235490

>>11229936
if looking like an autistic was your goal, you fucking nailed it m8.