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Hey /fa/, I'm a 5'8 manlet, what should i wear to not look like a manlet?

>> No.10773108

>>10773107
>a noose

>> No.10773145

>>10773107
>tfw manlet
>tfw entire drive to reproduce is dead
where were you when your lineage was kill

>> No.10773372
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10773372

>>10773107
>6'6 going from slim to /fit/
holy shit it sucks to be a lanklet but at least I can dunk

>> No.10773580

>>10773107
You're body proportions would be more important to think about.

>> No.10773610

>>10773372
at 6'6 it's not surprising that you can dunk, that's like saying a manlet can fit in a car trunk

>> No.10773639
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10773639

>>10773107
>5'4"
>not even on the chart

>> No.10773653

>>10773107
Don’t try to hard, it will be obvious.

you could go for a /cm/ look

>> No.10773671
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10773671

>>10773107
>tfw manlet
>tfw always thought I would get rejected
>tfw used to be and feel so alone for many years
>tfw birthdays and holidays would come by and I wished I could just skip those days so I wouldn't be reminded that no one would wish me well

>> No.10773692

>always telling people I'm six foot
>Dr measures me
>5'10"
Lol

>> No.10773710

>>10773692
doctors are shit at measuring anyways

>> No.10773711
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10773711

>>10773692
STOP LYING TO YOUR FRIENDS! YOU BIG FAT PHONEY! PHONEY!

>separate all short people from tall people
>begin building cages (or "homes")
>annihilation is come
>resistance is futile
>everybody walk the t-rex

Also, check 'em!

>> No.10773721

>>10773639
Michael J. Fox is 5'4" and eh pretty cool, whole lot of shakin goin on and doesnt afraid of anything

>> No.10773725

>>10773107
Just wear stuff that fits you. I get that being under 6 foot is like a joke on the internet but irl no one gives a fuck. There's really nothing to be complaining about, and its annoying hearing guys complain about how they wish they could be taller. Just gotta own it, man. Wear shit that you think looks nice and fits properly.
No one will actually care how tall you are in the real world unless they're pretentious pricks.
>inb4 manlet detected
I'm 5'10" so manlet confirmed

>> No.10773727

>>10773692
>tell people I'm 5'11"
>doctor measures me, 5'9"
How have I been getting away with this? I literally didn't find out the truth till a year ago

>> No.10773856
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10773856

>tfw thought i was 6'3"
>actually 6'2"

finna kill myself

>> No.10774211

>>10773610
I don't think u got it

>> No.10774214

>>10773721
I missed this meme

>> No.10774232

>>10773107
I'm 5'7 would also like some advice

>> No.10774501

>>10773692
>tells people I 'm 6'0
>5'11

eh could be worse, would kill to have those few remaining centimeters on my legs though family

>> No.10774549

Better genes

t. Anon

>> No.10774551

>>10773107
Stilts.

>> No.10774591

>>10773372
>but at least I can dunk
>yfw 5'5" manlets are allowed to dunk now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CbltipuUQI

>> No.10774601

calm down Op, you're not fucked. you can't be as tall as u want but if you don't have self confidence (like all the fags here making fun of short people) you'll never see pussy anyway

>> No.10774609

>>10773671
Are you posting from the afterlife?

>> No.10774705

>tfw 5'8" manlet
>tfw dad is 6'2" and sister is my height or taller

where did it go wrong /fa/?

>> No.10774741

>>10773727

I can relate to this post, mi famiglia.

>tfw most Italians have horrible height genes
>wonderful proportions, body structure, and penis size

I could have had it all. But at least I'm not eggman.

>mixed confirmed for most likely to have god-tier genes

>> No.10774822

>>10773107
i'm 5 8 and my new balances give me at least 2 inches

>> No.10774835

thank you for censoring those nasty words on your infographic, OP

>> No.10774882

>>10773610
I feel like you took a few moments out of your day to find something to rhyme with dunk.

>> No.10774936

thanks to /fa/ i know feel more confident around tall people knowing that it pisses them off to see a confident manlet :3. i love it

>> No.10775348
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10775348

>>10773107
Here's the IRL height chart. Now, you're still a little bit on the short side, but it's doable if you're not fat. Just wear clothes that fit you properly.

>> No.10775356

>>10774501
>>10773727
>>10773692
It's because manlets like you always imagine yourself as taller and more masculine than you actually are.

>> No.10775372

>>10775356
>/fa/
>caring about masculinity

>> No.10775717

>>10774822
Which ones? :^)

>> No.10775733

>>10774591
damn that nigga icey as fuck

>> No.10775739

>>10774591
coolest manlet ever

>> No.10775743

Itt ugly 6'0 autists

>> No.10775755

>>10774705
are you me?

>> No.10775961

>>10773653
How do I into /cm/ aesthetic?

>> No.10776147

>mfw 5'8"
>mfw the average height of my country is 5'10"
>mfw not a single girl in my life have cared about my manlet-ness
>mfw if you have an attractive face women will still pick you instead of a tall faggot despite what deluded losers think around here

I mean I wish I was at least 1.80 cms but I can't complain really, the only bad thing about my height is that certain clothes look like shit on you because they only look good in tall people.

>> No.10776428

>>10776147
>tfw 5'4"
>tfw face is ugly as fuck
>tfw 5 inch penis
>tfw

>> No.10776632
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10776632

>tfw 6ft in the morning but 5'10 at night
it's like god is laughing at me

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10776703

>>10773108
u should cop some long skinny legs and long arms from H&M and tight broad chest from Dicks Sporting Goods. makes you look 6'1 in pictures when youre actually 5'9

>> No.10776718

>>10773692
lol same except 5'11"
people usually guess that height for me, anyway

>> No.10776749

>>10773856
>tfw thought i was 6'2"
>actually 6'3"

Finna revive myself

>> No.10778071

6'2" 172 lbs /fit/.
Premium human right here

>> No.10778255

>>10778071

Are we supposed to be impressed?

>> No.10778271
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10778271

>>10773107
>tfw 5'11 with a pretty face

>> No.10778302

>>10774232
don't reproduce

>> No.10778310

>>10774591
Got me watching dunking vids now

>> No.10778312

>>10776632
what causes this phenomenon

>> No.10778320
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10778320

>tfw only 5'7
>tfw this is the average height in my country

Damn it feels good to be latino

>> No.10778324

>>10778312
gravity

>> No.10778341

>>10778320
well it shouldn't

>> No.10778360

>>10778324
it is stronger with time?

>> No.10778375

>>10778360
It's not that gravity gets stronger, it's that you slowly stop growing.

If you grow 5 cm a day and shrink that same amount then you are good but when you get old you grow less than what you shrink so you end up getting smaller

This post is completely fashion related

>> No.10778394

>>10775348
>t. manlet

Sorry man, I'm 6'7 a I've fucked all sorts of girls, even the short ones, and many of them simply because they wanted to try a tall guy. If you have problems kissing them, just sit down on a couch.

6'7 + /fit/ = ultry easy mode for sex

>> No.10778405

>>10778394
And I'm not even a heighist. I think for MENS fashion 6'2 to 6'3 is ideal.

But when it comes to dating, being average is worst.

>> No.10778505

>5'5
>babyface
there's no fucking point in continuing

>> No.10778531

>>10778394
i would hate to be a novelty height, 6-6'3 and you swim in girls

>> No.10778639

>>10778505
>>/cm/

do it

>> No.10778651

>5'6'' American
>Most girls are shorter than me
>Never had a problem dating girls
>mfw manlets will blame the fact that they can't get girls on their height instead of the fact that they're ugly losers with no personality

>> No.10778692

>>10778531
>6-6'3 and you swim in girls

Then everybody swims in girls.

>> No.10778704

>>10774591
lol he can only do put back dunks.

most people who cant actually dunk can do it with the ball already in the air like that. still impressive, but he'll never be able to actually dunk, especially in a game.

>> No.10778731
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10778731

>5'7 manlet
>most of the girls that have liked me were taller than me

>> No.10778768

>>10773711
FUCK THIS BOARD

>> No.10778796

>>10778505
Be a cute twink

>> No.10779582

>>10776428
I only have a 5 inch dick, but even now I wanna kill myself

>> No.10779729

>6'3"
>handsome
>7 inch dick and jelqing

>still forever alone.

>> No.10779756

>>10775348
6'1''
:^)

>> No.10779757

>>10776428
you're gonna make it nelson

>> No.10780015

>>10773107
Air maxes to increase height, wear a hat too.

>> No.10780579

>>10776632
can u really shrink 2 whole inches?
that seems ridiculous

>> No.10780721

>>10773671
sure its your height. not the fact youre a sad faggot.

>> No.10780790

>>10779729
Seems like those are your only notable characteristics desu

>> No.10780796

>>10778375
If I stay in bed forever will I never be a manlet

>> No.10780808

Ok I committed seppuku what now senpai?

>> No.10780821

>>10779729
>jelqing

hahah people still think this works. I thought that was a little trend like 5 yrs back. If this actually worked you would know man

>> No.10780931

>>10778271
5'9 with a pretty face

>> No.10780956

Who else /early bloomer/? I was 5'11 at 13 then stopped growing. Actually shorter now due to bad posture. Least I had a glimpse of what it's like to be tall.

>> No.10782132

>>10778651
>5'6
lmao jus remove your sad ass genes from humanity bro