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Anonymous Mon Nov 9 01:13:52 2015 No.10589709 [Reply] [Original]

What's the most /fa/ way to commit suicide?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 01:15:49 2015 No.10589714 Cocaine OD

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 01:18:16 2015 No.10589722 >>10589709 Self-immolation desu senpai

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 01:19:06 2015 No.10589727 File: 34 KB, 530x800, thumbs up.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 01:20:10 2015 No.10589734 >>10589709 Paint the ceiling with your mind.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 01:23:32 2015 No.10589745 File: 22 KB, 700x467, 13211_davidcarradine.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] auto-erotic asphyxiation

Anonymous Mon Nov 9 01:23:42 2015 No.10589747

>>10589709
There is none.
No matter how you die, you ARE going to shit your pants.
However, I always thought
>rob a bank
>cops show up
>open fire, shoot over their heads because I don't want to kill anyone
>get shot to pieces
So suicide by cop.
If I was really going to kill myself though, then 9mm to the head. A lot of people suggest 12 gauge buckshot. Yeah, it's a guaranteed ultraquick death. But think of the person walks in on that mess. Also the pour saps who have to clean it up.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 01:27:16 2015 No.10589756 >>10589747 was dally's suicide by cop in the outsiders /fa/?

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 01:29:12 2015 No.10589762 There isn't, living a nice and fulfilling life id2

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 01:52:52 2015 No.10589825 moonwalk off the empire state

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 02:02:38 2015 No.10589856 >>10589745 only if on coke

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 02:03:32 2015 No.10589862 >>10589747 >not getting an enema before very suicide step it up baka senpai desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 02:55:58 2015 No.10589993 File: 55 KB, 500x667, evelyn-mchale.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10589709

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 03:43:21 2015 No.10590072 death by anorexia niqqa

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 04:07:47 2015 No.10590102 File: 5 KB, 64x64, Spell_fire_sealoffire.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10589709 Spontaneous self-combustion

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 04:08:48 2015 No.10590104 >>10589862 top kek

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 04:23:16 2015 No.10590115 >>10589709 fart the alphabet

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 04:28:50 2015 No.10590123 File: 29 KB, 480x360, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Shotgun to the dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 04:44:29 2015 No.10590138 >>10589709 Videographer or photographer is pretty chill.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 06:07:24 2015 No.10590193 Drowning

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 06:13:30 2015 No.10590198 File: 28 KB, 300x300, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] hang yourself in your walk-in closet

Anonymous Mon Nov 9 06:22:07 2015 No.10590203

>about to commit suicide
>have a flash-memory moment where you envisage and remember all the amazing things that life has to offer
>with the help of those around you, decide to get professional help
>over the next year, most likely more, you focus on your long term mental health
>eventually find an inner peace and happiness that you never thought possible before
>continue to live out a long, happy life doing the things you love and being with the people who make you truly happy
>all while wearing siq fits

the only /fa/ way to "commit suicide". Don't do it, OP

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 06:30:45 2015 No.10590210 >wearing street wear.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 06:57:58 2015 No.10590240 >>10590203 >>10590203

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 07:05:35 2015 No.10590246 >>10590203 u sure it isnt shotgun to the dick?

>>	guava.77 Mon Nov 9 08:29:33 2015 No.10590340 something super pathetic like OD'ing on opiates while listening to something sappy like there is a light that never goes out by the smiths :^} livestreamed of course just kidding don't do it retard

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 09:43:12 2015 No.10590468 >>10589709 not doing it you fucking shithead

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 09:50:00 2015 No.10590483 death by anorexia heroin OD in your best clothes walk into mall in your best clothes looking hot as hell and shot yourself in the head ^^all ways ive thought about

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 12:07:53 2015 No.10590865 File: 29 KB, 500x357, tumblr_n4yvjseXKg1qh6sk8o1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 15:28:21 2015 No.10591553 Jump into a tiger enclosure or an alligator pond at a zoo. That would be p cool.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 15:31:31 2015 No.10591564 being so attractive and interesting that a stalker kills you but really you wanted that all along so it was suicide

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 18:53:33 2015 No.10592215 >>10590865 whats the source of this. i know its manara but im looking for the exact comic

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 18:58:41 2015 No.10592221 >>10589722 I could be a Buddhist

Anonymous Mon Nov 9 19:27:36 2015 No.10592314

>>10589747

>But think of the person walks in on that mess. Also the pour saps who have to clean it up.

If you think like this you never wanted to die. I mean, you'll be dead so you won't care. That's the entire point.

>>10589709

Honestly, hanging. It's within the reach of everyone. Also it has a powerful precedent in media and history, so before you die you will be able to associate with everyone else who died by hanging. Also you can be on drugs. Downsides: it's painful, and you could fuck it up.

>>10591564

But if you can pull this off, it's definitely the most effay.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 19:37:09 2015 No.10592348 File: 40 KB, 1280x720, effay.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10589709 Antique pistol to the mouth while sitting in a bathtub. Classic, but keeps the mess to a minimum since it all goes down the drain.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 19:57:25 2015 No.10592417 >>10589709 Drowning in a pool of a villa designed by a world renowed architect after a wild cocaïne and booze fuelled night with models, aristocrats, designers, intellectuals and modern artists.

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 20:31:53 2015 No.10592521 File: 34 KB, 398x500, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Definitely shotgun to the dick

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 20:43:13 2015 No.10592556 File: 161 KB, 921x155, THIS TBH FAM.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10590193

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 20:44:51 2015 No.10592561 >>10592417 this desu

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 20:52:22 2015 No.10592586 >>10589747 have you considered that your neurotic obsession to please people is what makes you suicidal? just wanted to put that out there

>>	Anonymous Mon Nov 9 21:10:33 2015 No.10592661 File: 745 KB, 1129x1364, 1kl4Nqr1qzh3dbo1_500.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 10 08:02:36 2015 No.10593974 Join the Mathletes

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 10 14:11:00 2015 No.10594745 >>10590102 HOT STREAK

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 10 14:12:24 2015 No.10594748 by buying rick you've already committed social suicide

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 10 14:14:47 2015 No.10594756 >>10593974 not funnny

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 10 14:16:42 2015 No.10594761 >>10589993 beat me to it

Anonymous Tue Nov 10 14:16:45 2015 No.10594762

walk into a forest, a deep, dark forest. or into the desert. a vast, wide desert.

tell no one where you're going.

bring no supplies.

just walk.

fade out of everyone's life without making a show of it.

(alternate version: bring only water. after three weeks, you'll be thin enough to wear slp, and may regain your will to live.)

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 10 14:32:26 2015 No.10594813 dying from cancer

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 10 14:34:50 2015 No.10594818 >>10594762 lol :)

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 10 14:35:37 2015 No.10594819 heroin overdose obviously

>>	Anonymous Tue Nov 10 14:40:11 2015 No.10594830 >>10589709 Repaint room white. Get all white furniture and sheets. Leave note on nightstand (with or without blood red rose) Lay down in all white clothes on said bed. Slit wrists, take a fun-tonne of adderal and wait for your body to bleed out.

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