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10302113 No.10302113 [Reply] [Original]

have beards finally eclipsed the fedora?

>> No.10302281

It's just hair. Get over it.

>> No.10302291

maybe that style of beards. not all hats are fedoras not all beards are as corny as that

>> No.10302298

>>10302281
A fedora is made of wool so it's also "just hair"

>> No.10302336

HAHA BACON XD
I ONLY USE BEARD OIL MADE FROM THE SWEAT OF OLD PERUVIAN SEAGULLS BECAUSE I CARE
WHEN IS THE NEW EPIC MEAL TIME VIDEO? I DONT CARE THAT A MEDI/PEDI IS FOR WOMAN, I HAVE A BEARD SO I AM MANLY LIKE A LUMBERJACK XDDDDD BTW HAVE YOU LIKED MY LAST 9GAG POST? IT WAS A REALLY ORIGINAL PHOTO OF MY BEARD XDDDDDDDDD
Its in caps because having a beard now screams these things.

>> No.10302363

The only reason /fa/ shits on beards is because the demographic here is mostly composed of effeminate, teenaged boys with twinkish bodies and baby faces.

Honestly, beards are like anything else. If you can pull it off, they look good. If not, they look like shit. Some guys look great with one and others look awful.

>> No.10302371

>>10302363 is right, it's all about how you pull it off. My beard looks like shit tho

>> No.10302376

>>10302336

This was too spot on to be typed ironically.

Go back to reddit beard faggot

>> No.10302380

>>10302336
congratulations, you are more obnoxious than the people who post this seriously

>> No.10302385

>>10302298
Wool is not hair, it is wool

>> No.10302387
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>>10302281

lmao spotted the beard culture nerd

>> No.10302394

>>10302380

Beardcore faggot :^)

>> No.10302495

>>10302113
>>10302336
>>10302387
>>10302394

placing bets for samefag

>> No.10302504

>>10302387
>has a beard
>nerd

lel

>> No.10302598

>>10302281
A fedora is just a hat, get over it. See how this works?

>> No.10302608
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>>10302504

>> No.10302609

>>10302387
isn't there a similar one of these?

>> No.10302617
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>>10302609

>> No.10302620

>>10302336
>EPIC MEAL TIME
I remember subscribing to these guys before they got a Youtube partnership, it's interesting how money makes everything really fucking awful.

Needless to say I unsubscribed shortly after their partnership began.

>> No.10302653

>>10302113
>itt: men who can't grow beards complain to make themselves feel better

I can't grow one either, but it doesn't make them any less cool.

>> No.10302669
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>>10302653
>beards
>cool
Only when they're done properly like pic related

>> No.10302690

>>10302669
Nah
He's already handsome as fuck
He'd look good with beard or without

>> No.10302697

>>10302617
making your own furniture sounds cool though

>> No.10302699

>>10302669
I just realized how much Hugh Jackman looks like Clint Eastwood

>> No.10302705

>>10302669
God Clint is so fucking good looking. God damn it. I just want to be him so bad.

>> No.10302716

>>10302697
Yeah but don't pull a Laserface and brag about it in every conversation.

>> No.10302806

>>10302363
Im not gonna lie, I'm a little disappointed in my shit tier facial hair

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>>10302669
>>10302690
>>10302705
Even his caricatures look fucking amazing

>> No.10302815

>>10302385
racist tbh

>> No.10302821

>>10302705
Have you seen his son? Jesus fuck he's beautiful.

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>>10302815
Er, what?

>> No.10302842

>>10302608
>>10302617
>>10302387
If I dress in Americana/heritage clothes (I'm pretty fit so tricky ricky isn't an option), listen to indie music, and ride a fixie BUT DON'T have a beard, tattoo, irrational love of bacon, or have a "real man" complex, am I ok?

>> No.10302847

>>10302831
dehumanising black people tbh

>> No.10302848

>>10302598
Well.. Yes. Nobody in the real world takes memes this seriously. You have to be autistic if you have a genuine hatred towards fedora's or beards.

>> No.10302853

>>10302842
If you have to ask the members of a Finnish VCR exchange forum for permission on how to dress, you're not ok.

>> No.10302859

>>10302380
pretty much anyone who uses ironic "xD" faces. They think by being overly aggressive towards something mildly embarrassing, that it will somehow hide their very embarrassing personality.

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>>10302821
this is cheating at life tbh

>> No.10302882

>>10302620
Woah, you watched them before they had a partnership? Fuck you're cool bro can I get your autograph??

>> No.10302888

>>10302853
>>10302853
>Finnish VCR exchange forum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z4iw8Ppo1o
perkele

>> No.10302906

>>10302847
How is that exactly?

>> No.10302937

>>10302874
Shit that dude must have had errything in life handed to him.
Yet because he is manly handsome i want it so fucking bad, pure envy.
Dis leif is struggle

>> No.10302985

>>10302937
Apparently old fashioned Clint made sure not to hand him shit.

>> No.10303094

>>10302598
I don't care if someone wears one. I'm not 15 anymore.

>> No.10303257

>>10302653
I don't understand why this argument only stands when we talk about beards.

When you say you don't like crocs because they are ridiculous nobody says ''that's because you can't have a pair''.

>> No.10303511
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>>10302617

>> No.10303550

I don't hate beards but I really hate the manliness meme with the forced frown and everything.

Nothing that you just get by waiting won't make you a man

>> No.10303571

>>10302842
Holy shit, rick works better on fit bodies, just look at rick himself

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>>10302690
That's probaply the point.
Dumb looking fgts grow a beard because it's cool and hides the lack of jawline

>> No.10303629

>>10303604
>hides the lack of jawline
bingo. beards are great for repairing shitty faces. kind of like that trend when every girl was wearing giant sunglasses that covered the shitty 30% of their face.

>> No.10303636

>>10303550
technically becoming a man is all just waiting to age, but depending on how you want to define "man" i guess

>> No.10303659

>>10303257
congratulations, you are picking up on basic/transparent fallacious defense mechanisms

>> No.10303715

>>10302716
So I was listening to my new track the other day while out skating. I think the snare needs to be deeper in the mix. What do you guys think?

Also I wore some Raf today.

>> No.10303753
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10303753

assholes, all of you. i've had both a beard and a fedora for years, since long before you lot memed them into oblivion. now i am hated. i still will not relent. see you in hell.

>> No.10303758

>>10302906
Isn't it obvious?

>> No.10304301

>>10303758
smh tbf fam th

>> No.10304334

>>10304301
mixtape fire pass the aux cord

>> No.10304888

What about moustache

>> No.10304897

>>10302376
lol I'm smooth like a WAYWT-poster

>> No.10304930

Dudes that are way too into their facial are annoying. Dudes that whine about other guys having facial hair are also pretty fucking annoying.

Kinda sad that the obnoxious, huge beard trend has pretty much come and gone and there are still kids getting butthurt about it.

>> No.10304934

>>10302842
Don't let your clothing or hobbies define you and you are fine. I smoke a pipe, have played ukelele since I was a kid, wear Americana. I just don't act like it fucking matters, because it doesn't. :D

>> No.10304948

traded the undercut and big beard and americana for slicked back messy longer hair, stubble, black jeans, black chelseas, black moto jacket, and grey button downs or henleys. feels good tbh

>> No.10304956

>>10302387
This perfectly describes a guy at my work apart from the beard.

>> No.10304964
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>>10302113
Beards today are like Roshes and shorts
they make sense, and look good, but are way overdone to be cool anymore

Beard lotions and shit like pomade and newwave barbershops are like nike id or pic plastered Roshes, the last nail in the coffin

Another example: chuck taylors in colours or leather, and the ramones geobaskets

Beards are done, they got sold to the normies

>> No.10305042

>>10304964
Are dark red low top chucks ok?

>> No.10305092
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>>10305042
is Chad wearing them in the frat?
Would your uncle rock them?
Do you find knockoffs cheap everywhere?

They look good, but they are done
I am sure you could find something a little bit different and fullfilling
probably cheaper too

>> No.10305234

>>10305092
Yeah they are well made knockoffs.

>> No.10305476

>>10302113
A good rule of thumb to follow is, if you have to ask, it's done.

>> No.10305873

>>10302113
If I could grow really nice facial hair I totally would. Not saying I would grow a beard like that guy, but facial hair can look good if you aren't a douchebag and you know what looks good on you.

>> No.10305920

>>10304948
Pretty much same thing I wear sans messy hair, Used to but it´s easier to run with a small pompadour since there´s no curls falling on your forehead.

>> No.10305938

>>10303511
My barber

>> No.10306016

> beards are how our faces look naturally
> littel babbies r upset bc they can't man

>> No.10306030

Low T beardless children ITT

I'll tell you what's eclipsed the fedora: getting pissy about facial hair.

>> No.10306040

>>10302985
good on him

>> No.10306147

This thread is fucking hilarious! Thanks for putting a smile on an eternally depressed faggot's face.

>> No.10306151

I'm ok with the fact that 4chan shits on everything from Rick Owens to Zara, death grips to Kanye and beards to clean shaves... it makes people not take that shot too seriously because... fuck taking facial hair or clothes seriously - don't be assholes kids. enjoy whatever you enjoy lil buddies.

>> No.10306162

>>10302113
Yes, Beardcucks are literally Reddit tier hipster faggots now.

>> No.10306170

>tfw tash twiddles by itself
>people comment
>have to shave it off
ree tbh lads, i just wanna be a neckbeard

>> No.10306175

>>10306162
>beardcucks

kek thanks for the new vocab

>> No.10306770

Can someone who is actually able to grow decent facial hair and chooses not to make the "beards are fedoracore" argument? I find it hard to believe that anyone who has the ability to grow their facial hair in a decent manner and/or is above the age of 21 cares enough to post such negative comments about beards.

>> No.10306779

>>10304930
>facial hair is a trend
>hair in general is a trend

Kekmao

>> No.10306820

why haven't mustaches returned yet

>> No.10306829

>>10306770
its the style of beard, not beards in general.

and it's basically a uniform at this point.

>> No.10307235

>>10302336

Pretty much every bearded guy I know is a vegetarian and also probably doesn't even know what medi/pedi is. They're all lazy pot smoking bicycle riding tree huggers. And they don't ride bikes to be hip or help the environment, it's because they can't afford cars

>> No.10307239

>>10306989

>> No.10307278

I beard to hide my shitty jawline

>> No.10307291
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>>10306770
I personally don't mind people with (trimmed) beards, but the whole 'let's reclaim the manhood of yesteryear by emulating its artefacts while remaining pussies' subculture gets on my nerves. This isn't just beards, it's also straight razors and posturing with pipes and wearing old timey shitclothes and beer fanaticism and retro pin up tattoos and thinking you're hot shit for drinking scotch and stuff like that. You know, pic related and types like that.

>> No.10307375

what about stubble?

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>>10307375
Are you rocking that 80's palewave?

>> No.10307614

>>10302298
high end hats arent made of wool, fam

>> No.10307647

>>10303636
only in our pussified western culture
>le me playing along with you are meme faec

>> No.10307682

>>10306820
moustache+beard stubble is GOAT

>> No.10307695

>>10307291
agree there. it's the layering of manly affectations that makes it ridiculous. i don't care so much that it effects me, but i just find it terribly silly.

i wonder if they realize they're swinging on the pendulum, a clear reaction against the mainstreaming of "metrosexualism" of the early aughts.

shit. i'm just trying to do me in the meantime. but if you don't look like you're part of some kind of culture, sub or mainstream, you just look out of the loop. i'm sure i look out of the loop.

>> No.10307699

I want to agree with this, because it's true, but unfortunately, saying it out loud only makes you look like a envious beardless faggot.

>> No.10307726

>>10302113
If beards haven't, tattoos will soon.

I mean, John Mayer woke up one day, late 20s, and decided to get a full sleeve.

Neck tattoos used to be rare, seen on legitimate outcasts of society. Now they're on baristas.

They've lost all meaning. They went from being the mark of an individual (in western society. don't play polynesian games with me, tat enthusiast.) to something done to fit in.

There's some interesting sociological shit going on here regarding male identity in the modern era. Haven't bothered looking for thinkpieces and theses, but I'm sure they're out there. Maybe they have an explanation. Maybe it's the internet.

>> No.10308222

>>10307401
holy shit.. im gay

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>>10302705

>> No.10308242

>>10307726
its all about getting pussy.. theres no reason for anyone to have a tattoo/something similar (discounting obvs shit like "holocaust" survivors).. no one has a tattoo for any reason other than vanity or some similarly weird/useless fixation

>> No.10308265

I have a beard, more religious than anything.

Most think it suits me and tell me it looks good. I just take good care of it.

Also I'm afghani so it's thick af.

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>beard and undercut

>> No.10308282

>>10308281
fuckboy starter pack

>> No.10308285

>>10308265
they probably say that in fear because they think you'll kill them otherwise

>> No.10308289

>>10308265
do you really think people associate your beard with faux-americana buzzfeed-tier lumbersexuals?

>>10308285
this

>> No.10308291

The only time this sort of beard would work is with long hair going for Jesus-core

>> No.10308307

>>10308289
>>10308285
hahahahahah anon so funny XDXDDDDDDDD
i have ltierally never herd jokes those funny b4 hahahhahahahahahhahaha

>> No.10308309

>>10308307
damn he's mad... take cover lol

>> No.10308337

>>10302363
I've got to be the only person on /fa/ with a good beard.

>> No.10308363
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I am a bearded motherfucker, and i know when to shave man
it is that simple

and right now it's overdone, such as the hitler youth cut and fades

Long beard + hitler youth + Roshes + buttoned printed shirt + shorts + tattoo sleeves + pomade + burlesque chubby gf = 10's fashion casualty

>> No.10308386

>>10308363
i know a girl who was always a little fringe punk/rockabilly.

started putting on weight from a bit too much drinky drinky.

went full rockabilly. first with the librarian glasses. then the short bangs. then dyed her hair fire engine red (she's like 33).

went from cute to depressing in like a 2 year transformation.

people think these things are memes. or just something on the internet. nah. these are real people. this shit's really happening.

is she gonna be a 40 year old rockabilly fatty? 50? christ, what a mess.