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10155172 No.10155172 [Reply] [Original]

how does someone have fashionable sex

this is a serious question by the way

>> No.10155221
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>>10155172
doggy style, looking at yourself in the mirror

>> No.10155222
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>>10155172
Dry anal.

>> No.10155245

with a dangerous mixture of drugs in your bloodstream Sweating profusely.

>> No.10155261

>>10155172
with an underage model

>> No.10155286
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>>10155172
>become /fa/ and maybe slightly /fit/
>move to a big and fashionable city (paris, berlin, london, copenahgen, stockholm...)
>work in something fashionable or do some fashionable hobbies, meet people
>find a fashionable girl you like, don't be an autist or an asshole
>have sex with her
>there you go m8, have fun and don't do anything stoopid

Source : My life
PS: Fashionable girls are often very degenerate and thus are great in bed

Good luck

>> No.10155300

>>10155172
listen to a the weeknd album all of your questions will be answered

>> No.10155322

>>10155172
look at eachother seductively in haute couture while waifing around the room in a cloud of smoke trailing from the cigarette clinging between the white knuckles of your boney fashion-industry fingers, wondering aloud in french how you became such vapid, empty people

>> No.10155326

>>10155300
this.

>> No.10155332

>>10155261
not funny.

>> No.10155335

>>10155332
how was that supposed to be comedy

>> No.10155336

>>10155286
im a virgin, and also have some social anxiety especially around women i find attractive. what do I do to achieve your life???

>> No.10155342

>>10155332
being offended this easily

>> No.10155343

>>10155336
step one. don't masturbate

>> No.10155344

>>10155335
being a creepy pedophile isn't /fa/, sorry.

>> No.10155347

>>10155343
Should I really go cold turkey on my turkey? Seems extreme but I'll do it if it makes me a happy alpha. I'm also told I'm attractive so my anxiety and style is the weak point.

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>>10155172
like this

>> No.10155352

>>10155286
>do some fashionable hobbies

such as...?

>> No.10155355

>>10155344
neither is being a thin skinned undergrad

back to reddit fuccboi

>> No.10155362

>>10155344
it actually is though;
having vices that are looked down upon by society is /fa/

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>>10155344
I really don't see a problem in fucking a 17 yo, besides its not even against the law

>> No.10155377

>>10155347
well its really helped me thats for sure. i was going like 3 times a day for like 4 years with no break at all and i stopped for like a week and i felt like i could literally do anything. and if you think you don't dress very well just keep working your way up to have a nice look. as drake once said "fixxxxxxxxxx up yourself". it takes time though.

>> No.10155431

>>10155348
Source ?

>> No.10155628

>>10155172

Lots of scratching, heavy breathing, hair pulling, speed changing etc. But no specific weird fetishes.

>> No.10155698

>>10155286
I don't want a degenerate girl though. I don't think I like your plan.

>> No.10155716

>>10155628
>weird fetishes.
is facesitting considered weird or is it /fa/

>> No.10155729

>>10155172
Make sure to have effay briefs/panties

>> No.10155734

>>10155716
who the fuck cares do whatever you want what is this shitty thread

>> No.10155746

>>10155344
>>10155261
back2reddit

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Are these effay panties btw?

>> No.10155778

>>10155734
nigga it's the best thread goin rn

>> No.10155898

>>10155716
nyphomaniac movie type shit is /fa/ imo

>> No.10155904

>>10155172
sex with clothes on, hasty and spontaneous for bonus points

alternatively, wear that dickless rick robe

>> No.10155914

>>10155336
work on your self esteem

>> No.10155918

>>10155352
something you like and that isn't WoW, League of Legends or CS:GO

>> No.10155943

>>10155914
how??

>> No.10155995

>>10155752
This reminds of that one picture, of the lamp. You know the one.

>> No.10156161

>>10155344
they asked what was fashionable, not what was /fa/

you should know by now that the two aren't the same

>> No.10157721

>>10155336
Browse the red pill

>> No.10157764

>>10155918
csgo is pretty /fa/
i agree that lol and modern wow arent though

>> No.10157766

>>10157764
Css > csgo

>> No.10157771

>>10157766
1.6 is better than both
also i disagree that css > csgo

>> No.10157778

>>10157771
1.6 hurts my eyes too much

>> No.10157779

>>10155300
Hahaha was about to post this. Get en to sniff coke and then have them fuck the crew.

>> No.10157781

>>10157778
youre obviously not that /fa/ if you cant do something for the sheer passion of it

>> No.10157784

>>10155322

I think this is the most accurate answer you're going to get

>> No.10157793

>>10157721
seriously do this, destroy your ego, acquire bitches.

>> No.10157834

>>10157771
>>10157778
>>10157766
what's your steam? here's mine: http://steamcommunity.com/id/ithinkaboutyousometimes

we can cs:glo up together

>> No.10158059

>>10155286
>big and fashionable city
>copenhagen, stockholm
Ok m8. I bet you've never been to either

>> No.10158763

b

>> No.10158799

>>10155172
Who ever makes this threads should kill themselves

>is x /fa?
>what is the most /fa x?
>is x effay?

But still, get ottermode, get a room with a nice interior, get a nice gf/girl. Done.

>> No.10158827

>>10155172
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Some idiot in this thread said that copenhagen and stockholm is "fashionable" cities.

BHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


Does he get his city information from american CSI TV shows or what ?

>> No.10158891

>>10158827
They are, though.

>> No.10158911

>>10158891
no they aren't you cuck

>> No.10158964

>>10155344
>find the newfag

>> No.10158975

>>10158827
>CSI TV shows or what?

stopped reading right there tbh

>> No.10159037

>>10155332
XD

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>>10155344

>> No.10159063

>>10158827
>>10158059
gee wonder if this is a samefag

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>>10157721

If jaded urban proto-death cultist is your aesthetic then sure.

You have to maintain composure during the eventual depression of watching the world burn around you and realise there's no escape from this liberal hell besides the bullet.

>> No.10159085

>>10158911
But they are.

>> No.10159148

>>10155172
femdom

>> No.10159161

>Fuck a girl awkwardly in missionary
>Last 30 seconds due to excessive coffeee, cigarettes and terrible diet to stay skelly
>Light a cigarette afterwards and rifle through her wardrobe
>Scream that it aint ralph tho, and tell her she doesn't have the answers
>Put on your Rick Owens fit and leave

>> No.10159203

>>10159148
only women into that that i have fucked charged

fcking 99.9% of women register/identify as submissive what the fuck that shit just means you're a normal woman

"im not like other girls, i'm into some kinky shit"

like what

"being dominated, i'm a sub"

every girl ever likes to be choked/spanked/degraded you're not special bitch

be the first girl to piss in dudes mouth while calling him a faggot then you're kinky

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>>10155172
This

>> No.10159248

>>10155336
by realizing that pussy is pussy and the girl you have a crush on doesn't have a better feeling one than some whore on the street

once you stick 4-5 fingers/fist in a few the novelty wears off and it's using someone else's slimy pelvis to masturbate

99.9%of the time it's not worth the 30-45 mins of "talking" they all say the same fucking shit

>> No.10159261

>>10159203
the rarity makes it effay

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>tfw brought french qt back and in the morning she was wanted to have sex
>wasn't really into it, too tired/hungover
>she kept asking, saying "I want you."
>don't have any condoms so she keeps telling me to go buy some, after like half an hour I go to the shop
>awkwardly buy the condoms, come back, about to to the business, can't get it up
>my mum walks in everyone walks the dinosaur

>> No.10159563

>>10158975
everyone did because it was the end of the fucking sentence tbh

>> No.10159576

>>10157721
This is the worst advice you can give. Are you all this socially inept ffs

>> No.10159583

>>10157834
>ithinkaboutyousometimes

>> No.10159639

Sex isn't fashionable, it's dirty and primitive and should be as filthy and dehumanizing as possible so we can get the lesser parts of our nature out of our system and go back to being effay.

>> No.10159744

>>10159639
/thread

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>>10155261

>> No.10159926

A friend of mine showed me a pic of himself doing coke off a 14 year old pole dancers vagina. I'm totally jealous.

>> No.10159931

>>10159926
this also isn't fashionable, no one should be snorting children's genitals in public. Even if it was a woman there's nothing proper about doing anything sexual in public, it's loathsomely basic and degrading to your image.

>> No.10159943

>>10159931
Didn't say it was in public.
Idk who's apartment it is was.

>> No.10159960

>>10159943
what I mean is in the presence of others who aren't your sexual partner.

>> No.10159974

>>10159960
I guess I could have been more clear in the first post.
He showed me a selfie of himself doing coke off a girls vagina.
->They were alone while doing it.

>> No.10159977

>>10159926
w2c 14yo pole dancer?

>> No.10160313

>>10157834
>ithinkaboutyousometimes
S A D B O Y S