What do you do when you see a cute girl? Do you pretend to ignore her?

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Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:38:13 2015 No.10075506 [Reply] [Original]

What do you do when you see a cute girl? Do you pretend to ignore her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:41:47 2015 No.10075511 I run over and ask her "please please please be my girlfriend pleaaasseee" and get on my knees and put my hands folded

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:42:51 2015 No.10075515 Yea

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:44:39 2015 No.10075518 You're making it sound like there's other options besides pretend to ignore her

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:46:49 2015 No.10075524

i haven't been interested in a girl since i was around 13, maybe i'm too picky, or maybe there just aren't any quality girls where i live, they're all basic as fuck, girls i like probably never leave their rooms

i would casually ask them for their name and contact info after striking a small conversation, all it takes is confidence

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:48:11 2015 No.10075535 I awkwardly stare at her, think about us together and i sweat like a pig under my six layers of clothes. Since this ruins my fits and my hair, now i only look to the ground. I don't have time to spend on girls who think i dress for them.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:49:04 2015 No.10075540 look at her in the eyes because 90% of the time shes already glancing at me

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:51:57 2015 No.10075550 Say hello and converse like a normal human being not that difficult really

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:56:05 2015 No.10075558 >>10075506 I take a picture of my self, tap her on the shoulder and say 'i took a picture so it'd last longer'. pretty pricey move though, go through about 30 a week in burners and old nokias.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:56:31 2015 No.10075560 >>10075535 >I awkwardly stare at her, think about us together This, until who she is and my fantastical perception of her are too separate to ever build a relationship of any kind

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:56:55 2015 No.10075561

>>10075506
I realize that she probably thinks I'm just a thirsty guy and is not aware that I realize that she thinks that I'm just a thirsty guy and then I proceed to realize that we will never work out because I have no legitimate reason to talk to her in the current setting and/or neither of us will get out of our own heads and have a true chance to connect like normal people. Instead, we will keep being human and self-absorbed and nïave and stupid and continue to be lonely even though we really have a shitton of the same tastes and would get along really well with each other if we just tried and didn't fuck ourselves up so much. Umh. Yeah. Cute girls, no problem.

Either this, or I become too nervous and then have to talk to the person right next to her and hope that she thinks of me as the cool person that I want to be by my slightly less awkward conversation with her less attractive friend or other person standing in our party-circle-thing. Or that she.. umh... understands that I'm nervous and purposely redirecting my attention so as to not appear completely autistic. I don't know, it's complicated. Parties are weird.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 01:57:06 2015 No.10075562

>>10075506
I stare at her and slowly build up the courage so that when we make eye contact I can smile at her, but when she looks at me I look away and then try to build up more courage but then she won't look at me anymore until she does finally and I pussy out again so then I tell myself next time will be the one and I will smile at her but then she looks at me and I realize I'm alone in my room imagining social situations because I barely go outside and am real lonely.

Suck not being able to show off my sick fits to people in real life but whatever.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:10:09 2015 No.10075616 >>10075562 We're here for you m8. We might be racist, homophobic, sociopathic idiots, but we're also accepting, homosexual, empathetic graduate students and we're here for you. It'll be alright homie.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:14:05 2015 No.10075628
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>>10075506
>tfw you know this girl and you follow eachother on tumblr, occasionaly liking eachothers posts and replying to eachothers comments
she lives halfway across the country though

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:17:25 2015 No.10075641 >>10075628 who is she?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:21:29 2015 No.10075656 >>10075506 I go back to looking at cuter anime girls on my phone because 3d women are disgusting

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:24:23 2015 No.10075663 you guys are autistic

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:24:41 2015 No.10075664 >>10075641 if i gave out her url, i feel like she would know its me and feel betrayed. she posted it in the tumblr thread before though and thats how we met

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:27:39 2015 No.10075676 File: 245 KB, 1280x798, 1434827188911.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10075628

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:27:58 2015 No.10075677 >>10075664 :[ ok

>>	Nigga{e} Mon Jul 6 02:31:10 2015 No.10075686 Autismo : The Thread

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 02:33:26 2015 No.10075693 >>10075686 Half of them are b8 mate The other half... well yes

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 03:57:03 2015 No.10075898

I fall in love for the moments I'm around her.

Then I get in a depression over how I'm not good enough. How there are billions of people on this earth yet it's so hard for me to become part of an individual's life.

It's like a sad version finding your first love everyday on the street, train or anywhere else for the first time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:03:54 2015 No.10075907 Who are you people that cant just treat attractive people like normal human beings? They're about as easy to talk to as anyone.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:04:03 2015 No.10075909 >>10075898 just kill yourself anon. it's the simplest way

>>	Nigga{e} Mon Jul 6 04:08:12 2015 No.10075917 >>10075693 I know, I'm just a pretty big faggot and like to shitpost on /fa/ every now and then, did you know I'm not even black? I'm just pretending to be because I'm insecure about my dicksize. I'm sorry, I love you. pls respond

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:23:21 2015 No.10075940 >>10075628 apreciouswasteoftime?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:27:36 2015 No.10075948 >>10075506 if she dresses nice then i'll compliment her on her clothes tfw never had this problem and girls approach me instead.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:48:46 2015 No.10075982 >>10075506 I don't notice cute girls when I'm outside, I stare on the ground all the time.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 04:55:02 2015 No.10075995 >>10075506 I look her in the eyes and smile.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:08:53 2015 No.10076025 >>10075506 unzips dick

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:17:21 2015 No.10076040
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Had to go somewhere today and this qt sat next to me and started playing with her hair and giving me quick looks, I mean there was nothing next to me so I assume she was looking at me, just pretended she wasn't there and didn't even looked at her once. Girls are invicible to me after I fap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:25:46 2015 No.10076056 >>10075511 I dont fucking care this is an underrated post I'm crying laughing thinking of some autist from this board doing that in their geoducks

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:28:48 2015 No.10076061

>>10075506
I admit no contest - very rare - expensive wardrobe and good taste with a /fa/ lifestyle to the max - when I see a QT who is QT-er than me, I gawp, then have a brief period of being offended, before I acknowledge and applaud, then befriend. Being a QT myself I understand the lengths one tends to go to to attain physique + style / security X confidence.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:37:49 2015 No.10076074
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>>10075506
When i see attractive girl i try to avoid her and if i can i start to get REALLY anxious and i get feelings of terrible inadequacy.I try to keep a stern look on my face but sometimes they say or do something funny and i can't hold my face and i start to smirk.At uni twice girls said "lol look at him smirking" and i felt so fucking awkward, i didn't know what to say so i smiled like a retard.Another time a very skinny and tall girl i used to stare at when she didn't look at me said hi to me but i thought why the hell would she say hi to me so i didn't turn around to greet her.Later she asked me something about uni, i think just to probe me.I was very polite.I saw her again today at an exam and she looked amazing.I involuntarily stared at her again and at one point she looked up right into me and i was like FUCK and i looked away.
I think she knows i want to be her autistic manlet dildo.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:42:55 2015 No.10076078
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A few weeks ago I asked a girl out on the metro and we had two dates but then I got stood up for the third one, which would've been a little over a week ago. She was a simple, sincere, and cute normie and I guess I didn't have that vibe...

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 05:44:29 2015 No.10076080 >>10076074 /fa/ summed up in a tldr;

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 07:00:21 2015 No.10076225 >>10076074 iktf... sometimes when i check a girl out at work they have this fast reflex to look back at me. It's really awkward because I feel embarrassed being caught.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 08:04:40 2015 No.10076358 >>10075506 i POUND IT

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 08:16:07 2015 No.10076391

I think about war documentaries (huge fan of it), about people freezing in the snow while waiting for enemies and stuff like that; after you picture that in your head you realize that approaching a qt is not a big of a deal. Yeah sounds funny but it helps me a lot.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 08:21:09 2015 No.10076404
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>>10076074
you sound pretty autistic bro. No worries though i may be attractive but i'm right there with you. currently a girl at the library who i'm in love with basically and I haven't even gotten close enough to read her nametag. She smiles at me and holds a stare which breaks off my stare because I get scared. Then I turn the corner and melt into steaming campbells chicken noodle soup and am transported home by professional football player donovan mcnabb where he slurps me up like a faggot and I contemplate my social inadequacy with attractive females (and only attractive females) as I'm reborn into a naturally tanned hungry skeleton in a public library looking up from a collection of goethe's poetry to see my would-be qt waifu staring back at me with medusa's gaze.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 08:28:02 2015 No.10076424 Stare at her until she looks at me then look away in embarrasment. #betaproblems

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 09:23:17 2015 No.10076569 I grabbed this chicks ass at a rave and she seemed to enjoy it but I walked away because I was scared. I'll never see her again

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 09:27:00 2015 No.10076575 >>10075917 (you)

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 09:27:06 2015 No.10076576 >>10075540 who is this fgt pls go

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 09:28:42 2015 No.10076579 >>10075506 Make just enough eye contact to notice when she checks me out - then ignore her having got the self esteem boost I need.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 09:56:29 2015 No.10076627 >>10075511 THIS

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 17:25:02 2015 No.10078121

what the fuck is wrong with this board? you all seem fucking confident with the clothing criticism and the dunning-kruger disorder and I cannot believe you aren't capable of approaching a girl and ask her for her number when you're so "well-dressed"
I've seen ugly dudes wearing vans and shorts hit on pretty girls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 17:32:40 2015 No.10078150 >>10075524 youre homosexual, anon

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 17:36:28 2015 No.10078166 w2c confidence

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 17:49:24 2015 No.10078199 File: 98 KB, 960x540, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >tfw I'm /fa/ as fuck but only attract basic bitches getting girls is easy to me, but I don't want them. all I want is a qt that likes the same stuff as me.is that so hard?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 17:52:54 2015 No.10078213 File: 146 KB, 552x601, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10075663 Welcome to 4chan! Is this your first day?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 18:01:48 2015 No.10078243 >>10076569 Holy shit Embarrassing

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 18:04:38 2015 No.10078253 I love you sally t

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 18:07:04 2015 No.10078263 >>10078199 It's the hardest goddamn thing on the planet, past diamonds and bruce jenner's calcified cock.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 18:10:41 2015 No.10078277 >>10078199 >all I want is a qt that likes the same stuff as me you want a man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 18:34:05 2015 No.10078339 >>10075561 under rated post

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 18:47:19 2015 No.10078380 File: 23 KB, 320x273, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10078199

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 18:48:48 2015 No.10078383 >>10075561 Top post

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 18:59:30 2015 No.10078407 >>10075550 >Say hello and converse like a normal human being cop ramones instead

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 18:59:33 2015 No.10078408 >>10075641 her tumblr tag is calupico she has like 5k followers i doubt she would give a fuck if you followed her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 19:21:07 2015 No.10078457 >>10078408 Are you trying to imply 5k is a lot?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 20:19:00 2015 No.10078593 >>10078457 im implying that this guy >>10075664 is retarded. idk m8.. prety easy to fuckign pick up

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 20:25:06 2015 No.10078605 >>10075506 I actually trained myself to say "hi" to every cute girl walking by. But I'm still too awkward to get a conversation longer than 30 going

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 20:27:11 2015 No.10078612 >>10075628 >she lives halfway across the country though hahaha why do all you faggots keep posting girls from san jose fucking losers

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 20:29:24 2015 No.10078620 >>10075561 >>10076074 Can very relate to these

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 20:35:27 2015 No.10078633 File: 59 KB, 609x607, 1435833546709.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10075628 >falling inlove with a girl online or a tripfag This is the single most beta thing you could ever do.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 20:36:55 2015 No.10078636 File: 65 KB, 700x525, 1429363058782.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10075616 word up, we need more niggas like you.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 20:43:29 2015 No.10078660
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>on the dance floor in the club drunk as FUCK
>lock eyes with the best looking girl in the club no doubt (slim, long legs, stylish, nice hair and pretty face)
>smile and approach her
>she says "ur really fit"
>i mumble something under my breathe and put my hand around her waist
>i realize i am standing their awkwardly and tell her that i am going to find my friend

god dammit im fucking retarded man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 20:44:30 2015 No.10078661 >>10078660 did i mention that she bladdy kissed me on my forehead and i didnt do anything i just giggled inside and started cumming

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 22:11:29 2015 No.10078883

Try not to be too weird about it. especially not to shy gals.

>be walking down the street
>car slows down and pulls up next to me
>okay, assume they need directions
>guy asks where I'm going and if I need a lift
>turn him down and keep walking
>guy says he just really wanted to say "really cute, so cute" and asks me for my number
>decline, walk faster

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 22:16:27 2015 No.10078908 Sort of on topic. When going to a formal party/dance does your tie match your date's dress?

>>	None !ZxCHLOeFEI Mon Jul 6 22:23:52 2015 No.10078927 >>10078661 >>10078660 jesus dude, this is bad get ur shit together. just learn to not give a fuck and do you

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 22:42:26 2015 No.10078999

grill here. at what point should i tell you i already have a bf and am not interested?

i don't want to seem presumptuous if a dude is just being nice. i also don't want to waste your precious time you could be getting laid by someone else.
>implying

i've made many fuccbois butthurt in the past in this situation. opinions?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 22:48:02 2015 No.10079017 >>10078999 first thing, just slip it in there dont waste our time if its a nice dude he'll continue talking to you

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 22:48:31 2015 No.10079018 >>10075524 T H I S H I S

>>	PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw Mon Jul 6 22:49:26 2015 No.10079024 >>10075506 I stop looking into the mirror.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 22:49:50 2015 No.10079027 >>10075550 I'd rather say hello and cp's like an effay human being

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 22:50:40 2015 No.10079031 >>10079024 daily reminder this is what this ugly monkey looks like https://imgur.com/a/cc7Nw#16q61kn

Nigga{e} Mon Jul 6 22:53:05 2015 No.10079043

>>10078999
Just be like " hey anon, do you feel something for me, because I have a bf " or something like that, you see, most people will get mad even if you tell them you got a bf, they will be like "bitch i am not after your pussy".

Better option, add on Facebook, and they will find out once they look your profile.

PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw Mon Jul 6 22:53:46 2015 No.10079047

>>10079031
lol using an old pic to justify how ugly i am. yet i have already been scouted.

never change /fa/

oh and spam my imgur is nothing compared to how good i like rn.

oh oh and btw i bet u will never be able to recognize me irl if u tried that imgur can never decipher my true beautiful features

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 22:56:22 2015 No.10079053 >>10079047 yeah scouted by the san diego zoo

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 22:58:06 2015 No.10079058

>>10079017
thanks. it seems hard to bring it up organically, but whatever

>>10079043
i meant more for like guys who approach me at bars/parties, where chances are i won't see them again. so adding them on fb is out of picture.

>most people will get mad even if you tell them you got a bf, they will be like "bitch i am not after your pussy".
yeah that's what i don't want

>>	Nigga{e} Mon Jul 6 22:59:03 2015 No.10079062 File: 1.81 MB, 245x281, 91mVO2F.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079047 >feeding the trolls

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 22:59:34 2015 No.10079068 >>10079053 A+ >>10079047 post pix

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:00:59 2015 No.10079073 >>10079068 https://imgur.com/a/cc7Nw#16q61kn is "it"

>>	Nigga{e} Mon Jul 6 23:01:40 2015 No.10079075 >>10079058 >i meant more for like guys who approach me at bars/parties why do you go to these places without your bf ? anyways, don't mind them since your are not going to see them again they are not important

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:03:20 2015 No.10079080 >>10078999 It's adorable when some girls think that their having a bf means they won't put out to a charming enough third party. I've fucked two "accounted for" bitches in the past two months - a boyfriend is just another obstacle.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:03:26 2015 No.10079081 >>10079073 recent pix i meant since she claims she is much hotter now

PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw Mon Jul 6 23:04:01 2015 No.10079084

>>10079068
no cam atm, sorry :/
>>10079062
im not trolling, i actually did get scouted. And honestly i am not bad looking at all.

most of the people making fun of me are patrick and a bunch of low lives who for some reason save my imgur until my upcoming.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:04:30 2015 No.10079086 >>10079081 you can see 80% of her face, she's fucking beat >gook eyes >monkey protruding mouth >shit fried monkey straightened hair those pics are of 2 months ago BTW

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:04:37 2015 No.10079088 File: 10 KB, 236x285, 1429376817095.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079053 lmao sheboon got fukken rekt

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:08:51 2015 No.10079109 >>10079075 because we are allowed to exist separately sometimes kek. but mostly we have some different friends/interests thanks though >>10079080 wow congrats

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:10:02 2015 No.10079118 >>10079084 >no phone >no webcam right

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:10:14 2015 No.10079119 where to find qt /fa/ girls? Do i need to go to a meetup?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:10:27 2015 No.10079123 >>10079118 she's black, i'd believe her

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:11:01 2015 No.10079127 >>10079119 >qt /fa/ girls >meetup hehe lol

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:13:39 2015 No.10079138 >>10079127 I heard they're pretty bad ass, and based off of the fits I see from the pictures, I don't see how there aren't girls all around them :) How are you this evening, anon? :)

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:15:23 2015 No.10079147

no, if shes at least a 7/10 ill make a face gesture and continue staring at her till i catch her eye then i look to the side and then i look back down at her as she walks right by me. 9/10 shes looking back up at me. same shit for public transit. unless shes with her man, shes most likely going to take a second glance which is always convenient if the environment calls for me to approach her and start a conversation. i just fucking hate it if shes not my type. those girls just approach me and invade my space. iv had girls take pictures of me on the sky train and their loud about it. iv had girls try and wake me up while i was ripped to shit on the skytrain going home at night. so annoying man when im just trying to space out and listen to my music, know what i mean?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:16:47 2015 No.10079155 >>10079147 Post a signed pic, uggo

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:17:03 2015 No.10079158 >>10079119 should be easy enough to find at least an /fa/ qt azn grill if you live in a college town with a sizable azn population. if you don't/didn't go to a college with a sizable asian population then you're retarded.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:17:47 2015 No.10079160 >>10079158 Asians are ugly though. Especially Asian guys

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:18:22 2015 No.10079161 >>10079158 GT fag here. Literally every asian is a gross engineer. tfw no qt jp chem girls to do carbon dating with.

PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw Mon Jul 6 23:18:28 2015 No.10079162
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>>10079123
thats because im not trusted with it, my mom is a bit poor not sure how much my dad has but hes not using a flip phone like my mother is.. oh and i dont go to a free school u turd.

>>10079086
lol no actually thats 3 months old, almost 4 months and my face gets bloated sometimes but yeah i still look p great irl ok

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:18:28 2015 No.10079163 >>10079155 2015 caring about how i look. lol >being insecure? >no thanks that would require me taking the picture and uploading i just wanted to share my experience with woman, maybe you should just take what i said and apply it yourself. YOLO rite.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:20:42 2015 No.10079174 >>10079162 honest question, why do you even trip? it seems like you just get attacked everytime lel

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:20:49 2015 No.10079175 >>10079147 the saddest part is how fat and ugly this guy is irl

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:21:07 2015 No.10079177 File: 126 KB, 1024x577, tumblr_my8rkacifv1rjmikvo3_r1_1280.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079073 >https://imgur.com/a/cc7Nw#16q61kn pigfuck i will end fatherfucker. stop it.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:21:49 2015 No.10079182 File: 15 KB, 500x500, 1430316571389.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079162 Figures your father isn't a part of your life. Could you be any more black?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:22:29 2015 No.10079187 File: 42 KB, 576x416, 1426555882954.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079182

PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw Mon Jul 6 23:24:16 2015 No.10079195
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>>10079174
honestly just trying to crash the board.
i am /fa/ already does that to itself but there's nothing more annoying then a tripfag so thats basically why i trip.

im not actually serious but i am honest about being scouted though lol..
you have to admit though its pretty entertaining.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:26:24 2015 No.10079201 >>10079195 watching such a primitive lifeform walk talk and dance like a real human is pretty entertaining

>>	PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw Mon Jul 6 23:26:35 2015 No.10079203 File: 54 KB, 500x334, 1435120481022.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079182 he actually is, the only thing is my parents both seperated. i see you went full tryhard on finding a stereotype or /pol/ meme in that. lmao at u

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:27:41 2015 No.10079208 File: 69 KB, 640x427, tumblrlxy32anpcz1qa4od3.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079201

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:28:15 2015 No.10079210 >>10079195 Yeah you're not kidding anyone, chimpo. We know you invest more of yourself into tripping than any supposed benefit you claim to reap from it. You don't stir anything but amused disgust, thanks to your racial handicap.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:29:16 2015 No.10079214 File: 1017 KB, 500x333, there there.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079203 >>10079195 give it up, dumbass. Why are u going after a RACIST? the ONLY THING MARTIN DESERVES IS A BEHEADING imho

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:30:58 2015 No.10079222 File: 61 KB, 449x640, metizoue1.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079210 say this irl to a person. who isn't a scrawny kid. and then we'll see what happens.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:31:02 2015 No.10079223 >>10079214 pigfuck isnt even online atm this is a genuine consensus among other /fa/ggots that this sheboon needs to make like her ancestors and take to the rope

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:32:06 2015 No.10079225 File: 103 KB, 960x720, 1393186673164.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079223 die.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:33:29 2015 No.10079230 >>10079222 >>10079222 >>10079225 you can still tell this is the monkey just by the primitive way it speaks i cant believe it figured how to take the tripcode off and samefag

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:33:30 2015 No.10079231 >>10079222 Lmao, why post some rat-faced Mexican?

PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw Mon Jul 6 23:33:35 2015 No.10079232

>>10079210
>We know you invest more
>We
>WE
dropped.

I know you think im easy to read but im really not. the fact that you spend that much time on this board that you know how often i trip is truly sad.

and im not even here most of the time.

>racial handicap
you only project that, that isnt even the case.

>>	PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw Mon Jul 6 23:34:38 2015 No.10079236 >>10079223 LOL my ancestors never went through slavery retard.. >doesnt even know where im from truly saddddddd

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:35:45 2015 No.10079240 File: 61 KB, 500x375, me.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079230 I'm a different person, edgelord. I think it's to exterminate you and your ilk, don't you agree? You useless fucking leech.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:36:46 2015 No.10079244 File: 132 KB, 500x464, waiii.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079236 gtfo you ugly imbecile >>10079240 *it's time to

PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw Mon Jul 6 23:36:57 2015 No.10079246
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>>10079230
you guys are waay too dumb to not only make a decent insult, but fail miserably at getting anything right.

i mean your fits are always shit.

>this is coming from some1 whos new to fashion

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:38:10 2015 No.10079250 File: 166 KB, 336x279, 1339525817698.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079246 stop

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:39:50 2015 No.10079253 File: 681 KB, 1024x595, white.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Why has every thread have to have a sperglord acting out. Fucking cringe everytime /fa/ and I've only been here less than 2 months. Holy shit you all are embarassing.

PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw Mon Jul 6 23:40:09 2015 No.10079255
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>>10079214
whaaaaaaat im going after a racist? my god.

i think you guys need some serious psychological assistance.. like its not even funny i have spoken to an actual psychopath who isnt this much of a nutcase..

>>	G Mon Jul 6 23:40:37 2015 No.10079258 >>10075506 I buy her rick owens and make her take photos with me for the internet to flex on anonymous users on a laotian pictograph forum

>>	PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw Mon Jul 6 23:42:16 2015 No.10079269 >>10079246 lmao i dont even try to make a proper sentence on here. thats how petty you are to me /fa/

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:42:19 2015 No.10079270 File: 150 KB, 500x376, whyyy.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079255 the only one in need of an intervention is u u ugly, dumb piece of shit.

Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:44:30 2015 No.10079279

>>10079232

Don't flatter yourself, orangutan, this is the only thread I needed to read to learn that you're just a monkey trip trapped in a prison of fantasy.

You've landed yourself in a pretty sad predicament. You know that tripping is costing you more than you gain, but you feel compelled to do so because this is the only place where you have the perception of mattering even the tiniest bit.

Outside, you're just another coon with a chip on her shoulder, simultaneously trying to deny and cope with the shit hand you've been dealt as an ugly black woman. You cling to desperate reconstructed memories of being "scouted" as a sad attempt at preserving what little self respect you think you have. I mean, look at you, you're a black woman on 4chan., An anomaly in the worst possible way. While other female monkeys are steeling themselves against adversity in the real world, you're running away from your unfortunate life circumstances through a virtual existence that's based on delusion.

Don't tell me you're not easy to read, leatherlips, you're an open book.

PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw Mon Jul 6 23:45:18 2015 No.10079282
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>>10079270
the funniest thing about this is that im pretty sure all of you attacking me are adults, keep going honestly this is quite funny. I cant even type right because im off my seat laffin

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:46:35 2015 No.10079288 File: 94 KB, 798x660, i do not know.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079279

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:46:49 2015 No.10079289 File: 24 KB, 430x702, TallGoblin.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >thread autism intensifies

>>	PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw Mon Jul 6 23:46:54 2015 No.10079290 >>10079279 tl;dr https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5GgflscOmW8

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:47:59 2015 No.10079293 File: 69 KB, 520x678, 1430676625333.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079279 that's brutal man

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:49:26 2015 No.10079298 Lol at all the autists bullying sudoku. If a black girl has thick enough skin to trip on 4chan, do you really think a bunch of people making fun of her will get to her?

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:49:30 2015 No.10079299 >>10079279 The weird thing is I could totally see this as being true.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:49:39 2015 No.10079300 >>10079279 just roasted this bitch so hard it sparked several wildfires in northern british columbia

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:51:02 2015 No.10079305 >>10079298 4chan isn't the real world, kid. This place doesn't mean shit when you recognize that everyone here is insecure and mentally defective.

>>	Anonymous Mon Jul 6 23:51:54 2015 No.10079308 File: 256 KB, 1684x2340, 1433982986814.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079279 >leatherlips ahh im dyin man

PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw Mon Jul 6 23:53:02 2015 No.10079314
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LOOOL omfg honestly /fa/ its hard to hate you but its also hard to love you i find it so funny how someone wrote a whole theory about me sadly its gone to waste because i dont have time to read all of that.

honestly you guys are unintentionally funny and thats also why i love tripping.
fucking hilarious.

its like you think they've reached maximum level retard but then it gets even better

PlsSoduko !d2CR0Z05Kw Mon Jul 6 23:55:14 2015 No.10079325

>>10079305
exactly why im here, its kinda funny seeing people going loose like this, its like going to the zoo or visiting a mental asylum.

the best part is also how they critique each other despite them all being the same. and they dont realize im making fun of them

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 00:09:22 2015 No.10079374 >>10079269 I am a cuck that would eat ur pussy out yummy yumm yum I m about the bbc and bbp

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 00:12:02 2015 No.10079386 This bitch needs the african spear ifuknowwatimsayin ================>=>=>>>>

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 00:13:52 2015 No.10079392 I want to pls sodokou with my tiny gook dick Itashimashite senpai!!

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 00:16:42 2015 No.10079411 Where r u my caramel cream bb? My sweet baboo? My sweet and sexy ooga booga jungle bunnie? I will make u queen of the Africa

>>	PlsSudoku !d2CR0Z05Kw Tue Jul 7 00:18:46 2015 No.10079422 Omfg i cant stop laughing everytime i see this thread, all i had to do was reply ONCE. Fuck i should come here more often. loooooooool

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 00:19:24 2015 No.10079424 It is lonely in my ballet studio in the middle of this black neighborhood without qtp2ts like sukodick Sukkiodku pls be new orleans I have the permission to love

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 00:22:03 2015 No.10079436 >>10079422 Pls respond sexi I want to be like the dolphin in your brown ocean

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 00:37:38 2015 No.10079506 File: 11 KB, 154x161, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079279 Well played, very pseudo-phycologist.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 00:39:30 2015 No.10079515 man im white and half asian and i just realized how the majority of the racist comments especially towards Mexicans are comming from white people. the fuck is going on man, i swear to god its so stupid but then again its 4chan.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 00:40:51 2015 No.10079521 >>10079422 If i were a salesman i would Always Be Closing on that pussy

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 00:42:16 2015 No.10079526 >>10079515 >>10079515 >hapa dweeb lmao, kill yourself elliot rodger

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 00:42:56 2015 No.10079529 >>10079526 why? was he all what ever like that, is that why he killed himself?

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 00:44:38 2015 No.10079538 >>10079529 >>10079529 all male hapas should just kill themselves reddit.com/r/hapas

Anonymous Tue Jul 7 00:45:15 2015 No.10079543

>>10079515
When i was reading this i imagined a pair of legs moving on their own with a bearded man's head on top of these legs, sans torso and body. The rear of the head has a full buttocks with a curly pig tail. The mouth is open and painted red like a nightwalker sucking the dick of paying clientele.

That is literally how I imagine you..

>>	PlsSudoku !d2CR0Z05Kw Tue Jul 7 00:46:57 2015 No.10079550 File: 38 KB, 700x526, 84359855.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079543 >diagnosing your mental issues online kek kekkity kek kek kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 00:48:46 2015 No.10079556 >>10079047 DELUSIONAL

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 00:51:31 2015 No.10079569 >>10079550 I find you attractive, and if I didn't know you any better I'd want to date you.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 02:47:10 2015 No.10079830 >>10075524 You're a faggot though.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 03:01:56 2015 No.10079867 File: 1.00 MB, 1268x1434, tmp_14215-lemme whisper1008956280.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] Pic related

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 06:00:06 2015 No.10080178 File: 403 KB, 803x283, negros get out reeeeeee.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10079195

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 06:06:22 2015 No.10080182 >>10079314 >I don't have time to read all of that >Continues shitposting for another hour

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 06:32:54 2015 No.10080221 >>10075524 yea same boat man. it aint the way to be tho

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 14:50:07 2015 No.10081338 >>10075506 Steal glances at her and then sadly reminisce about not talking to her for most of the day

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 17:03:44 2015 No.10081808 >>10078883 WHY ARE GUYS SO FUCKING CREEPY LMAO

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 17:13:01 2015 No.10081830 >>10079258 don't u already have a qt gf to do that with? :(

Anonymous Tue Jul 7 17:14:21 2015 No.10081836

>>10075524
>>10079018
>>10080221
>i haven't been interested in a girl since i was around 13, maybe i'm too picky, or maybe there just aren't any quality girls where i live,

Have any of you even met any grills? Cuz I doubt it. I mean get to know them, not see them and judge them.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 17:15:46 2015 No.10081841 >>10079279 whew god damn all that cringe >trying this hard to hurt a 15 year olds feelings yikes >>10079298 this

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 17:17:30 2015 No.10081849 >>10079515 >just now realizing most white people are racist trash top kek

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 17:20:02 2015 No.10081858 >>10075524 your standards are unrealistic and you're not actually good enough for the girls you want. thats all there is to it.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 17:21:54 2015 No.10081861 when she's white i get nervous when she's asian she is always all over me because i am an asian girl magnet, but i don't even like asian girls so i just get uncomfortable

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 17:26:01 2015 No.10081875 >>10076078 w2c sincere girls? all the girls I date are proper fucking flippant

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 17:28:41 2015 No.10081880 >>10076078 are these intentionally made to be bad

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 21:13:31 2015 No.10082668 >>10078612 Fuck the girls in San Jose, not trying to go full Elliot Rodgers but they all dress like whores.

>>	Anonymous Tue Jul 7 21:24:05 2015 No.10082696 >>10079269 post that big purple roastie

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 04:09:49 2015 No.10083878 >>10075506 >>10075664 >>10078408 looks like she made her tumblr private. I blame henry.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 04:12:38 2015 No.10083888 >>10083878 and shed just made her insta public again like a week ago too t-thanks /fa/

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 04:13:16 2015 No.10083890 >>10075506 >pretend

>>	PlsSudoku !d2CR0Z05Kw Wed Jul 8 04:24:40 2015 No.10083925 >>10082696 im not a roastie..... and its not purple?

>>	PlsSudoku !d2CR0Z05Kw Wed Jul 8 04:26:03 2015 No.10083930 >>10082696 oh and kill yourself pls.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 04:44:08 2015 No.10083980 >>10083878 >>10083888 all she did was change her url i'm not giving it away since it's obvious she doesnt want it posted on 4chan but it doesnt take that much work to find it

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 04:56:47 2015 No.10084008 >>10083980 yep pretty easy it's now three numbers followed by three letters

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 05:16:55 2015 No.10084052 >>10075540 Ok dude

>>	G Wed Jul 8 05:19:29 2015 No.10084054 >>10081830 (ʃƪ˘⌣˘)

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 05:24:56 2015 No.10084066 >>10079080 Lol that's soo tight bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 09:12:45 2015 No.10084486 >>10081858 >projecting

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 10:11:39 2015 No.10084604 >>10084486 >maybe im too picky you already know that my post is the truth.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 10:13:02 2015 No.10084607 >>10083878 i sent her an anon about this thread thats probably why hahahahah.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 11:04:04 2015 No.10084727 >>10076391 I'm gonna try this, sounds pretty awesome

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 11:09:51 2015 No.10084746 >>10081880 they're for the Onion, yeah

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 11:12:49 2015 No.10084753 This thread is the reason all of you are miserable and can't get gfs.

Anonymous Wed Jul 8 12:05:37 2015 No.10084922
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>>10075506
freak out and sweat like a monkey.
happened to me recently. on a random trip to office depot i noticed an ultra cute cashier.
for weeks i planned on going back just to ask her out.
i finally went and hid in an aisle. a male employee noticed me and asked if i needed help. in a state of nervousness and resignation, i confessed my intentions. he told me "dont worry brah ill tell her to come over here" ignoring my pleas that he not do that. she walked over and asked if i needed help. by this point i was sweating buckets. i scratched my head, avoided eye contact and awkwardly asked her out.

>mfw she said no
>tfw she asked if i needed help with anything else
>tfw i just mumbled my surrender, drove home and sat in my closet for days

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 12:57:01 2015 No.10085063 >Pretend I see cute girls all the time, they're nothing special. Now if they're wearing a really cool fit, have style, and seem to be like a fun person to be around, that's when I go over and talk to them.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 13:43:31 2015 No.10085212 >>10078407 top kek

>>	troalpost !!M/8ntLE+we3 Wed Jul 8 14:44:58 2015 No.10085379 >>10083980 >>10083888 >>10083878 why do y'all care (and whiteknight) so much about some random tumblrite lol unless you know her personally and if that it shouldn't matter

>>	moralfag Wed Jul 8 15:15:11 2015 No.10085489 >>10085379 I've seen her a few times in my area but I don't know her personally I just think its creepy as fuck that people are impersonating her and posting her city and school.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 15:31:56 2015 No.10085554 Last time I liked a girl was when we would be able to make anything seem fun and we held hands almost 24/7 and it was great. She would truly enjoy my humor and prescence. It Sucka that it had to end when she left my 3rd grade class. I was the teacher.

>>	PlsSudoku !d2CR0Z05Kw Wed Jul 8 15:35:33 2015 No.10085573 >>10085489 lies all lies >implying tis easy to tell an Asian girl apart

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 15:49:04 2015 No.10085627 >>10085573 shut the fuck up nignog

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 15:49:52 2015 No.10085630 >>10075524 This tbh. There are of course girls I would fuck, but wouldn't want to get into a relationship with because they're all boring and basic as hell.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 15:52:35 2015 No.10085647 >tfw can never bring myself to make eye contact and smile at a qt as a girl O-one day

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 15:54:20 2015 No.10085652 File: 75 KB, 659x609, 1432960001643.png [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10085627 >being this mad >getting this mad over a comment my sides have fully transcended into space from intense laughter and now i might just pass out. oh effay

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 16:24:54 2015 No.10085795 File: 96 KB, 720x960, image.jpg [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google] >>10085652 im mad at whoever gave this monkey a computer https://imgur.com/a/cc7Nw

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 16:32:20 2015 No.10085836 >>10085795 just filter it bro

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 16:33:42 2015 No.10085845 >>10075524 >>10085630 me too. maybe we just aren't getting to know them? what if we seem basic to them?

PlsSudoku !d2CR0Z05Kw Wed Jul 8 16:34:24 2015 No.10085846

>>10085795
You're mad because i use /fa/

I won't include any details like shitposting and tripping because that is the epitome of this board.
I think this board is saturated with 10 year olds despite of their age, for some reason along the progress of aging their brain is having some sort of dilemna on developing.

I suggest a therapist even or better; a live.

And I don't understand why people are spamming that imgur it was ironic and only for critique by one person.
Even the title was also a bit ironic.

It is quite confusing at times and most of the time pretty creepy. The obsession over this is not healthy.

This is actual good advice that is more mandatory than the aspect of wearing something that fits well.

>>	PlsSudoku !d2CR0Z05Kw Wed Jul 8 16:36:57 2015 No.10085858 >>10085846 tl;dr Grow up you sad sad anon.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 16:39:16 2015 No.10085867 >>10085845 I'm pretty sure they do think that of me because I'm not into their normcore fashion and top 40 music.

>>	Anonymous Wed Jul 8 18:44:31 2015 No.10086436 >>10079279 straight fire emoji'd that monkey

>>	Anonymous Fri Sep 2 23:03:04 2016 No.10086436,1 >>10075676 >hurr durr faggots You should be shot dead you eugenist socialist Demokkkrat piece of shit. Fuck your "rights."

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