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What's the most /fa/ beer to drink at a party

>> No.9938107

>>9938100
>from a keg or a party at a bar/club/restaurant
Guinness

>house party
amber ales/authentic pilsners

>> No.9938115

partying isn't /fa/

>> No.9938118

>>9938100
carlsberg

>> No.9938121
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9938121

>>9938100

>> No.9938130

>>9938115
>im a loser that doesnt go to parties so that makes them un/fa/

>> No.9938131

>>9938115
Hahahahaha

>> No.9938136

>>9938100
No beer, vodka bc it has the least calories. Mixed drinks or shots

>> No.9938139

>>9938100
just drink whatever
the more conscious you are about the kind of beer your holding, the less /fa/ it is going to be

i roll up to a party full of beer snobs witha 24pk of miller lite because i don't give a fuck what those people think

>> No.9938145

>>9938136
Been going with Absolut Vodka (40%) mixed with sprite/7up but I dont want to get that drunk, so gonna try just beer.

+ one liter bottle of vodka is like 60 usd. Isnt beer gonna be cheaper?

>> No.9938152

>>9938100
blue moon or PBR

>> No.9938175

nils oscar india ale is pretty effay, also tasty

>> No.9938183

>>9938145
>>9938145
>but I dont want to get that drunk
then drink less... it's simple lel

I'm considered a lightweight but it would still take me about 7 vodka lemonade singles to get noticeably drunk.

>> No.9938216

PBR if you're in college. if you're going to parties post-college then you are a loser regardless

>> No.9938217

>>9938145
>one liter bottle of vodka is like 60 usd. Isnt beer gonna be cheaper?
what? where do you live? I can get 1.5L of vodka for like $12

>> No.9938222

>>9938100
>What's the most /fa/ beer to drink at a party
Good beer like Dogfish and not anything out of a goddamn can.

Alternatively, just hard liquor.

>> No.9938223

>>9938217
Norway

>> No.9938240

>>9938145
My man,
vodka sprite,
for the man on the go

>> No.9938252

>>9938130
>>9938131
unless you are in university, partying is pretty stupid. light drinking with friends is cool, but getting absolutely wasted is just trashy. i'm 19 and honestly i never want to deal with being around those kinds of people again.

>> No.9938253

>>9938223
How is all that oil treating you guys? I swear, I could buy a car with the money one would spend grocery shopping in Norway!

/Denmark

>> No.9938262

>>9938216
on the contrary, college parties aren't /fa/.. its a bunch of students drinking cheap beer and vying to get laid

small parties post-college are most /fa/. Usually drinking some craft shit. getting wasted is pretty un-effay after college

>> No.9938268

>>9938252
So what do you do on a weekends evening?

>> No.9938281

>>9938268
bully people on /fa/

>> No.9938287

>>9938100
stella

>> No.9938325

>>9938287
stella is what middle aged women drink to be seen as "classy" (by not drinking a domestic macrobrew) and because microbrews tend to be too strong for them

>> No.9938331

>>9938287
are you american and think it's a classy beer? in europe stella is wifebeater trash just like Heineken

>> No.9938335

I prefer vodka to beer. Less calories, lots of tasty mix combinations, and you drink less of it so you pee less and feel less bloated

>> No.9938349
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9938349

>>9938335
Got some simple vodka mixes to recommend?

>> No.9938365

>>9938100
bud light

>> No.9938372

cheap wine is the only /fa/ drink

>> No.9938382

>>9938349
really simple low calorie one I like is seltzer, cranberry juice, and vodka. You can add lime too which is nice.
vodka, little bit of coconut rum and fruit juice is good, like drinking it on the beach or pool.
tonic, pomegranate juice and vodka is also simple and tasty
if I don't wanna make a mixed drink I normally buy a diet coke and just chase shots with that lol

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9938383

>>9938372
cheap wine is probably the most scummy drink there is though.

the only /fa/ drink is homebrew

>> No.9938387

>>9938331
cool clearly we've established that not everyone in the world lives in europe good job

>> No.9938393

>>9938383
>the most autistic drink is homebrew

ftfy

>> No.9938404
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9938404

not sure if it's /fa/ but it's the only beer I've had for a while

>> No.9938409

>>9938387
it's not a good beer in the us either
you 18 years old or something?

>> No.9938418

>>9938100
You don't have money to drink because you spend all youtr money in overpriced clothing.

>> No.9938419

>>9938383
nah

4 cans dutch r some tesco finest 4 for 2.88 yuro man that's the scummiest drink

>> No.9938424

>>9938419
one 4L sack of goon is $10 aud, never seen a homeless man without one

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>>9938100

>> No.9938438

>>9938100
carlsberg

>> No.9938460
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9938460

>>9938428

Is this real life?

>> No.9938462

>whats the most /fa/ way to wipe my asshole
>whats the most /fa/ nut to eat
>what's the most /fa/ curtain type
>what's the most /fa/ key on a keyboard
>what's the most /fa/ integral
>what's the most /fa/ colour
>what's the most /fa/ angle
>what's the most /fa/ plant
>what's the most /fa/ bank

SHUT THE FUCK UP
THE
FUCK
UP

This is /b/ tier material

This board is for fashion discussion, not "what fashionable people think is cool".

>> No.9938474

>>9938462
Is this the most /fa/ way to shitpost?

>> No.9938481

>>9938462
spot the newshit =^)

hehe

>> No.9938485

>>9938462
w2c autism?

>> No.9938489

>>9938349

Summer:
>Lemonade
>Vodka

u gud

>> No.9938497

>>9938349
Chopin Potato + Fever Tree + lemon twist = the GOAT vodka & tonic

>> No.9938502
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>>9938460
>literally from a muslim country.
>drinks higher alcoholic beer than all these petty muricans

>> No.9938521

>Any kind of fruity ass shit
>Vodka mixed with anything
>Crown and coke
>Heineken

>> No.9938548

getting blacked out drunk is the only way to be /fa/ at a party

>> No.9938549

>>9938100
Not that

>> No.9938556

>>9938521
I believe you are listing the least /fa/ things to drink

>> No.9938560

I would rather just do a few bumps of ket. Similar effects as being drunk at low doses.

>> No.9938564

>>9938560
big fan of k myself, haven't done it in over a year tho bc was addicted for a period of time

>> No.9938573

>>9938564
It's hard to get and also hard to get quality stuff so I don't have a problem getting addicted. I've never k holed before tho.

>> No.9938575

>>9938100
Heineken! Fuck that shit! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!

>> No.9938579

>>9938573
yeah i was using DNM so wasn't a problem getting. k-holing is my favorite part of the drug but like you I did key bumps for going to parties and was a good time, like a more fun drunk

>> No.9938582

>>9938100
Why would someone care?

>> No.9938583
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>> No.9938590

>>9938139
Seconded. Miller lite

>> No.9938826 [DELETED] 

>>9938409
Compared to a lot of other massive-brewery produced beers sold in the US , Stella is very good compared to the more popular domestic beers, such as Budweiser/Miller/Coors/Natty Light/Keystone Light/Samuel Adam's Garbage Beer.

>> No.9938828

>>9938409
In the US , Stella is very good compared to the more popular domestic beers, such as Budweiser/Miller/Coors/Natty Light/Keystone Light/Samuel Adam's Garbage Beer

>> No.9938851

Stella is prolly the best cheap beer overall (Im yurop btw).

>> No.9938879

>>9938107
Guinness if only for idiots who think they are into craft beer. It tastes like flat fish water.

>> No.9938885

>>9938331
>>9938409
>>9938828
Yeah, Stella in the US has a great rep among your average beer drinker. It's decent, but fucking difficult to find it non-skunked, at least where I live.

>>9938828
>Samuel Adam's Garbage Beer
Come now, Sam Adams isn't nearly as bad as those pisswater AHB/MillerCoors macros you listed and pretty much every beer they make is better than Stella

>> No.9938889

>>9938879
>that entire post
Don't even like Guinness, but you have no idea what you are talking about.

>> No.9938930

>>9938349
dr. pepper is the ideal soda to mix with vodka. if combined in the perfect vodka to soda ratio, the vodka becomes impossible to taste.

>> No.9938935

>>9938121
This

>> No.9938940

>>9938930
>the vodka becomes impossible to taste

pleb

>> No.9938950

>>9938253
Enjoy your potato language

/Norway

>> No.9938952

Fuckin right Bells

>> No.9938955

>>9938100
Beer isn't really /fa/, so just go with what you like the most, most of the time you have to drink what is there anyways, I prefer Becks, Heiniken tastes really watery and the second beer is almost too disgusting to finish.
I'd say dark/brown liquores are /fa/, maybe some cocktails.
Or just drug out on pills/needles, that's the most /fa/ you can get

>> No.9938957

I normally just drink Zywiec. It's a perfect bodied beer and also from my homeland. Nobody really recognizes the beer and it always starts a conversation.

>> No.9938959

>>9938889
>19 y/o telling me about I don't know anything about the hundreds of crafts I've consumed.

>> No.9938968

>>9938252
You mean showing off your sick fits to your peers and fucking different drunken sluts every weekend isn't /fa/?

>> No.9938971

>>9938940
i mix mine so that i can taste it, but everyone else i know refuses to drink it that way. something someone has actually said to me "i can't drink that! i'll get DRUNK!" should i dump my pleb friends in the name of fashion?

>> No.9938977

>>9938100
I usually just get a bottle of cheap ass wine and couple of the cheapest beer
I don't give a fuck really I just want to be drunk and have fun, not enjoy drinks when I'm at a party

>> No.9938986

>>9938977
And if I want to just get totally fucked up I get couple of beers, and bottle of vodka and mix the vodka with club soda.

>> No.9938991

>>9938971
no just make them take fucking shots and only let them chase it with the Dr pepper. "Well, since everyone loathed my mixes you guys get shitfaced"

>> No.9939017

>>9938971
Can confirm Dr. Pepper is my favourite mixer.

>> No.9939025

>>9938349
Lemonade and blackcurrant fam

>> No.9939026

>>9938959
*tips fedora*

>> No.9939127

>>9938121
Plebbiest drink in existence.

>> No.9939140 [DELETED] 

Fruity alcoholic beverages will forever be /fa/.

>> No.9939151

>>9938100

yuengling

>> No.9939155

henny and codiene

>> No.9939165

>>9938100
no love for gin + tonic?

>> No.9939168

>>9938462
>front to back
>walnut
>no curtain
>the ,-key
>the integral of y=1/x^2
>dark grey
>not sure, not that into movies
>bonsei tree
>not from freedom-country(tm) so i would say Sparkasse

>> No.9939177
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This and Genesse Cream Ale are my current faves.

>> No.9939180

>the universe has doomed forties to completely un-/fa/ plastic bottles
Why live?

>> No.9939181

>>9939180
Nah man
Just get some duct tape and tape the fuckers in to your hands and have fun

>> No.9939281
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9939281

For a hard earned thirst, you need a big cold beer, and the best cold beer is Vic, Victoria Bitter

>> No.9939287

Gin straight

>> No.9939328

cape cod

>> No.9939331

>>9939328
boat shoes & vineyard vines

>> No.9939358
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9939358

>>9938115
>cognitive dissonance
>you
Pick 2

>> No.9939980

>>9938222
>Implying canned craft beer isn't the best craft beer

>> No.9939983

>>9939281
Best Australian beer definitely

>> No.9940036

>>9938121

frat boy detected

>> No.9940048

>>9940036
Frat boys drink Bud mate.

>> No.9940052
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9940052

cheap and different

>> No.9940060
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9940060

pic related. Here's to the fact that there will never be a new black.

>> No.9940066

>>9940000

>> No.9940135

>>9938879
Guinness tastes god-tier on tap in a pub in Dublin, anywhere else or in a can or bottle it's not worth it
t.Irishman

>> No.9940255
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>> No.9940313

>>9940255
this guy gets it

>> No.9940324

>>9938121
>>9940052
seconded

>> No.9940420
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9940420

degeneracy isn't /fa/

>> No.9940428

>>9940420
go back to /adv/

>> No.9940454 [DELETED] 

>>9938100
fuccboi taste
>>9938121
horrible
>>9938349
fuccboi taste
>>9938404
fuccboi taste
>>9938428
fuccboi taste
>>9938460
horrible
>>9938502
sad
>>9938583
fuccboi taste
>>9939177
fuccboi taste
>>9939281
fuccboi taste
>>9940052
horrible
>>9940060
fedorable
>>9940255
reddit meme tier

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>>9940454
And what's your recommendation
>inb4 any other alcohol

>> No.9940533

ausfag here, i usually drink james boag or fifty lashes(around 20 AUD a 6 pack). No beer is considerably cheap unless you want pure shitcore like XXXX, etc. When I was in europe i remember having tonnes of beers from local breweries (german specifically) that were fucking awesome, as well as a lot of czech beer i can't recall (too fucking complicated names, man).

>> No.9940589

>>9940052
i like Tecate myself, but Modelo is good too

>> No.9940605

When in a pub: guinness

When at home:
Usually Belgian beer (Rochefort 8 & 10, St.Bernardus Ab 12, Struise Black Albert, ...).

A while ago, I discovered a danish brewery called To Ol. They make some very interesting beers and have some /fa/ designs. 'Liquid Confidence' & 'Goliat' are my favourites.

Fuccboi-tier: Delirium Tremens

>> No.9940641

>>9938419
Knacker

>> No.9940645

>>9940135
Fuck off Bean

>> No.9940668

>>9940135
>Guinness tastes god-tier on tap in a pub in Dublin
can this meme die? people only say this to appear smart, worldly, and/or well-traveled

>> No.9940739
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>> No.9940741

you guys must be way insecure if your worrying about what beer is okay to drink, Its a fucking party. Everyone's just trying to get hammered

>> No.9940798

Don't drink anything and be a special snowflake by telling everyone how you made this important decision to never drink a drop of alcohol again for personal reasons that you can't go into.

>> No.9940808
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>> No.9940823

>ctrl+F
>no steel reserve

drop trip

>> No.9940843
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9940843

$1 cans at the local bar.

>> No.9940853

>>9940741
lmao dude shut the fuck up, not everyone is 15 like you and some people DO like the taste of alcohol, and don't drink it to get hammered ~weird huh??~

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>>9940255
>>9940823
Mickey's is superior

>> No.9940925

Anything you fuckin prepubescent high schoolers

>> No.9940936

>>9940925
*Almost anything

I'd would be easier just to name the un/fa/ things one could drink at a party:

Bud Light Lime
Bud Select 55
Miller 64
Michelob Ultra
overly elaborate "tiki" drinks with the tiny umbrellas (unless you are in a tropical setting)

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9940957

>>9940857
If you're going to drink that shit then you might as well go full porch monkey and drink a 40 out of a paper bag.

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>>9940957
>>9940857
>>9940255

as someone who actually lives in a ghetto if youre not drinking pic related you arent a real bum.

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9941046

Who here is even 21?

>> No.9941059

>>9938136
Majority of calories come the alcohol itself so that isn't true at all and if you're mixing drinks than it's even more meaningless.

>> No.9941075

>>9940976
This shit beyond terrible taste like sweet piss and doesn't even get you drunk.

>> No.9941261

>>9938382

>drinking diet anything
>not being overweight

pick one

>> No.9941326

>>9938382
>Got really fucked up off free seltzer one time, now just the smell makes me nauseous

>> No.9941338

OE

>> No.9941460

>>9938100
absinthe

>> No.9941466
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>>9938100

>> No.9941546
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>>9938100
All of you have shit taste in beer tbh

>> No.9941560

is it bad if i'm like 18

and have never ever gotten drunk?

>> No.9941796

>>9941560
not bad at all. just embarrassing

>> No.9942923
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>> No.9942954

>>9938100
i do love me some heiny
it's actually refreshing

>> No.9942960
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9942960

the only right answer

>> No.9943038

>>9941560
American detected

also not being exposed to alcohol growing up means you are more likely to binge drink and seriously fuck your life up

>> No.9943170

>>9938521
>Any kind of fruity ass shit
This is why girls are always throwing up and hungover for a week after a few strawberitas
>Vodka mixed with anything
not my taste, but you do you
>Crown and coke
Crown is shit (and i think dr pepper is a better mixer for whiskey)
>Heineken
lol

>> No.9943176

>>9938828
Stella is not better than Miller or Coors. I'd rank it right there among Keystone and Nattys and other sub-premium beers.

>> No.9943193

>>9940048
>>9940036
as if you two would even know what people in fraternities drink

>> No.9943673
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yall posers

>> No.9943686

>>9943673
my nigger

>> No.9943694

>>9943673
>pirkka
that's not how you spell sandels

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>>9943694
i refuse to drink anything with this cheeky fucks face

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>> No.9943718

>>9943714
>>9943694
>>9943686
>>9943673
Juuh elick's

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9943828

carlsberg

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9943863

>ctrl F + white lightning
>0 results
>frosty jack's
>0 results

What's up wi all these posh cunts round ere ey? It's like you don't even spend every night littering people's back gardens and hedge hopping, before breaking into a shed and stealing a shit BMX.

>> No.9944107

>>9938349
vodka tonic w/ lime

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>>9938349

>tfw vodka was your grade 8 go-to
>tfw can't even smell it without feeling a bit queasy

I usually just face a mickey of CC and am good to go

>> No.9944180

>>9938575
fuck i was gonna post this

>> No.9944284

>>9943193
Most of my friends are in frats. So yah I guess I would.

>> No.9944300

>>9939168
Underrated post

>> No.9945452

>>9943828
It's like the poor man's Grolsch..

>> No.9945706

>>9940454
>cant think of anything to say
>fuccboi taste

>> No.9945724

>>9938100

whatever you paid for with your own money.

>> No.9945732

>>9938100

fuck beer.

it's cheaper, more effective and way more effay to buy a cheap bottle of whiskey, fill a flask and go on your way.

it's easier to keep your buzz going the whole night and you can choose who you want to share it with, if at all.

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>>9940255
Best answer so far.

>>9938100
See pic

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>> No.9946103

>>9938424
Once saw it for $6aud
4l of shit-tier wine

>> No.9946312

>>9938100
"do u not have redd's? fuck i guess ill volunteer for dd tonight"

>> No.9946394

>>9938240
that sounded way too gay

>> No.9946425

>>9943863
kekd

>> No.9946465

>>9946085
This is correct.

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>>9945452
>Is Grolsch effay?

>> No.9946557

>>9946085
>>9946465
>>>/a/

fucking weebs

>> No.9946560

>>9946085
Fun fact: in Japan, if you ask for "the darkest and strongest beer you have," they will hand you a fucking Kirin in a black bottle.

I almost flipped the goddamn table.

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9946644

Fucking autistic fucks in here

At a party you're not going to be drinking dark beer to get drunk.. use your fucking brains

Stick with Yuengling in america widely accepted as the best american inexpensive beer that can be found at any bar / supermarket

if you want to splurge on something more expensive and refined pick shock top stay away from IPAs as girls dont enjoy them as much as an ale.

also a good brand is magic hat

so in conclusion stick to decent options that are available almost everywhere but are not shit brands (Budweiser.bud light,miller,coors,)

Dont get dark ales (boston lager, guiness,etc) those are for autistic twats


Enjoy

>> No.9946650

>>9946560
Who the fuck is autistic enough to order that

>> No.9946659

>>9946650
Bateman obv

>> No.9946691

>>9946659
let me tell you about my sonic the hedgehog fanfic

>> No.9946700

>>9946644
>best american inexpensive beer that can be found at any bar / supermarket
not everyone lives on the east coast

>> No.9946705

>>9946700

good point

my opinion is based on living in the east coast

Miami to be exact

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>>9938100
>>9938121
>>9938118
>>9938287
>>9938404
>>9938438
>>9938575
>>9938851
>>9938828
>>9939281
>>9939983
>>9943828
BEER PLEBS!!!

Ask an australian beer elitist anything.

>> No.9946789

>>9938121
Vin Diesel pls go

>> No.9946811

>>9946746
U can keep your shitty hop hog

Melbourne bitter for life

>> No.9946819

stella pint cans

>> No.9946827
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>alcohol
>ever

>> No.9948030

why do you drink shit having high as fuch glycemic index and making you chubby fuck. drink water, dont get drunk and fat, and fuck drunk bitches instead.

>> No.9948052

I'm 18 and just started drinking, how the fuck does anyone down coors light? It made me want to puke


Whiskey and vodka are best so far

>> No.9948145

>>9948052
>consuming american "edibles"
>ever
you were asking for it

>> No.9948149

>>9946827
>cold brewed coffee
not only is it hipster shit, it's disgusting hipster shit

>> No.9948157

>>9948052
Stop hanging with manchildren who drink shit and get your lips on some good liquor. Seriously, until you turn like 25 or so, none of your peers are going to have good liquor sitting around.

Less abrasive answer: if I knew I had to drink some cheap fratty shit, I'd chew sugarfree teeth whitening gum beforehand because it numbs some of your tastebuds. Not kidding.

>> No.9948177

>beer
I can't stand most beer, it tastes like chilled asparagus piss.

Buy a pint or a fifth of liquor depending on how much you drink.

Pros
>less liquid so less pissing
>more alcohol per volume so you don't have to drink as much
>only a single bottle to be aware of
>won't spill like from a solo cup
>decent liquor can be had for 10-15 bucks
>variety
>pussies don't like liquor so your drink won't get stolen

Cons
>can get too drunk really fast if you aren't careful
>if you're a pussy you the burn of alcohol will turn you off

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>>9948177
I've never drunk (drank? fuck me) in my life solely for the reason that most booze tastes like liquid cancer.
I don't understand how people can unironically enjoy beer and wine. Most of it is bitter, beer tastes like what you describe (inb4 try good beer, I live in Ireland, fuck off), harder alcohols taste like varying flavours of bowel disease, wine tastes like vomit and grape juice.

Only alcoholic drink I've actually enjoyed was cider and something made in Sweden that tastes like Christmas.

I'm thoroughly convinced most people drink just to get plastered and end up getting used to the taste. Like their palate suffers from severe Stockholm Syndrome.

I can enjoy most things in life but alcohol is not one of them.

>> No.9948226

>>9938583
Fuck yeah mack.

>> No.9948229

>>9948210
I really really really like that image :)

I used to think the same as you until I started drinking actually good stuff. With liquors you're probably tasting the alcohol and not the liquid itself, you have to suck away the alcohol by letting the drink sit in your mouth and breathing in to make a bubbly noise. It's hard to describe.

Maybe you'd like rum if you don't like most hard liquors. Rum is really easy and sweet.

I guess it's somewhat of an acquired taste as well, like coffee.

>> No.9948231

>>9938583
Nord norge?

>> No.9948239

>>9938139

>This

If you need to think so much about what you drink at a party to impress others you're trying too hard. The true /fa/ way is to drink whatever the fuck you want

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>>9948239
>tfw walking around the party with a handle of gin

>> No.9948272

>>9948229
I do like the smell of rum (and desserts with rum), I might just try it. Thanks for the suggestion m8.

Oddly enough I've never had an issue with coffee, I enjoy it a lot. But with alcohol, even gay shite like appletinis makes me cringe.

>> No.9948287

>>9938349
50% vodka, 50% soy sauce

>> No.9948289

>>9938100
It is most effay to show up with a 40 and already drunk

>> No.9948292

>>9948272
No problem man. I don't know how easy rum is to find in Ireland though. My go-to rum is Appleton Estate, it's one of the best rums you can get for such a low price.

Avoid Kraken, the bottle looks pretty cool but the drink itself is like being punched in the face with spices.

Try experimenting with other liquors too, not everything that isn't rum tastes like soiled socks and swamp water. Even wines can be vastly different so if you have a liquor/wine/beer store or whatever try asking for help on what appeals to you.

>> No.9948296

>>9948210
A: you should drink hard lemonade if you want something that tastes good
B: you should try getting really really drunk at a party or something

>> No.9948299

>>9948296
>you should try getting really really drunk at a party or something
No thanks, I can have fun sober and with my dignity intact

>> No.9948418

>>9948299
>not wanting to be known as the guy that nicknamed a girl "elf bitch" and proceeded to throw up all over her

>> No.9948426

>>9938217
greygoose u dum

>> No.9948588

>>9938100

guinness/carlsberg/krombacher/punk IPA/bodingtons

thats my usual rotation, but i like most beers

>> No.9948633

>>9948177
>decent liquor can be had for 10-15 bucks

lolno. maybe if you're a degenerate alcoholic, otherwise you'll need to spend ~$30 a fifth at least

>> No.9948732

>>9948633
I'm not talking high class liquor here you goon. Decent rum, gin, (especially) vodka, shot tequila, and whiskey can be found for around 20 dollars. More expensive =/= better with these. Except for whiskey which can go either way.

However I would also never spend less than $30 on scotch, port, brandy (especially cognac), or sipping tequila. These drinks are typically savored instead of binged.

>> No.9948897

>>9948426
greygoose is overpriced but it really does taste great

>> No.9948916

>>9948426
>>9948897

If you have a Costco membership, just buy Kirkland brand. Otherwise, do what all college students do: get a Brita filter just for booze and run all your cheap-ass vodka through it a few times before putting it back in the bottle.

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>>9948916
>get a Brita filter just for booze and run all your cheap-ass vodka through it a few times before putting it back in the bottle.
That's actually pretty ingenious. I'm doing this if I ever have to buy well-drink tier liquor.

>> No.9948945

>>9938136
The caloric difference between vodka and other spirits is negligible.

>> No.9948960

>>9938383
I think kalimotxo might be slightly trashier. Then again, I know some Burning Man regulars that just mix whatever is left over at the end of the week.

>> No.9948964

>>9948945
There's a whole site for this shit now:
http://getdrunknotfat.com/

Now I don't feel so bad about my history of Everclear shots (don't do those)

>> No.9948970

>>9948964
>Now I don't feel so bad about my history of Everclear shots (don't do those)
4 Everclear shots is equivalent to 8 shots of normal booze.

I'd rather just do that than drink some cheap ass vodka.

>> No.9948973

>>9939177
What is the fucking deal with Genesee being the up and coming cheap beer?

>> No.9948975

>>9948970
>I'd rather just do that than drink some cheap ass vodka.
Let's be real, though, very few people can stomach Everclear. It's not exactly something you bang out at a party and expect girls to willingly touch unless mixed in a tub full of Kool-Aid or something.

>> No.9948978

>>9940052
>different
Modelo Especial taste like any cheap beer.

>> No.9948982

>>9941046
Not many, judging by this thread.

>> No.9948985

>>9948975
That's the beauty of it though. If you can handle it and the chicks can't, just mix it. Because it's practically tasteless and potent you don't need too much and it goes well with anything.

>> No.9948994

>>9946700
Yeah, there ain't no Yuengling west of Chicago.

>> No.9948995

>>9948985
As much as I agree with you it occurs to me how rape-y that general statement is haha

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I really enjoy this beer. It's not really something to sink at a party though.

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>>9948995

>> No.9949009

Whatever matches your fit.

Really, you should get something that you can share with the people around you. That is the most admirable drink to have.

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Although I much prefer stouts

>>9945825
Pabst blue RIBBON!

>> No.9949032

>>9941560
bump

>> No.9949035

>>9943038
what if i binge drank and seriously fucked my life up when i was 12 or something

at least adults can be trusted to have more self- control than adolescents

>> No.9949050

>>9949009
>Really, you should get something that you can share with the people around you. That is the most admirable drink to have.
I tried that last time I was stumbling around with a fifth of gin. Apparently nobody wanted to blow a Christmas tree like I was, I like my liquor straight from the bottle.

A few of them took a couple drinks though, I must give them props.

It was good stuff too, Tanqueray.

>> No.9949085

>>9938100
alt macro brews like high life, modelo or coors khaki and jamesons irish whisky

40s of malt liquor if you're alone or with like one other person

and always wash down oxycodone
>>9938349
ice or luke warm sprite no in between

>>9940420
are you not aware of the rampant amphetamine and opiate abuse on this god damn board?

>> No.9949142

>>9949050
>Tanqueray
>good

better than Bombay Sapphire, but no. get some Broker's, Beefeater, or Hendrick's, regular Bombay if you're on a budget

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>>9949050
>Tanqueray

muh nigga

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Do you even drink /fa/?

>> No.9949207

>>9948145
>>9948157
I wish I had the choice, I mean usually there's some good stuff but they always want to play beer pong with PBR or coors, and it's fucking awful. Noted about the gum, I'll try to avoid it anyway.

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>>9949232
literally the worst root beer. A&W is best mass-market root beer, Barq's is acceptable

look for pic related and it's cool ass glass flask bottle

>> No.9949278

>>9943715
The only one
10/10

>> No.9949363

>>9949274
sick looking bottle ty m8

>> No.9949571

>>9948916
>If you have a Costco membership
Costco can't deny you the ability to purchase alcohol if you don't have a membership when they have a public liquor license.

>> No.9949579

>>9940420
degeneracy is definitely effay

>> No.9949589

>implying absinthe isnt the only effay drink

>> No.9949597

>>9949571

I don't know anything about ABC licenses and whatnot, so I'll have to take your word for that.

>> No.9949601

>>9949589
is Pernod /fa/? i like it a lot, but it only exists because absinthe was outlawed for awhile

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Only the best.

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>>9949601
>Pernod
>absinthe

>> No.9950682

>>9938222
>Dogfish
dogfish is god tier

>> No.9950825

>>9938404
love this stuff

>> No.9951021

>>9946644
>magic hat
>good beer

>> No.9951248

>>9938879
>retard alert
>straight edge alert
>bitch alert

>> No.9951258

>>9938462
>bidet
>dunno
>long white transparent on your studio flat
>Esc
>probably some double, fuck triples
>navy blue
>30º
>louts
>BBVA

>> No.9951271

>>9942960
dude that looks good

>> No.9951386

>>9942960
is that mead? i can't fucking find mead anywhere in the US (Boston area, you'd think a major city would have it somewhere)

>> No.9951412

>>9940255
Best so far
>>9940976
This too
>>9949232
Kek
>waiting for someone to say Red Stripe, the objectively best beer for any occasion

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This

It's sooo good and you amerifags will never have it. So have fun with the piss you call "beer".

>> No.9951863

>>9951627
This

>> No.9951880

>New Worlders

>> No.9951936

Literally whatever beer is there, usually cheap, shitty beer. Beer snobs make me cringe, why the fuck do you care so much about what you're drinking. It's a god damn beer not an accessory

>> No.9951948

>>9938223
Vinmonopolet (the norwegian liqour store) is expensive af.
Tax fre= 160NKR for a litre of rum
Vinmonopolet=449NKR for the same

>> No.9952263

>>9941546

This guy knows what's up. Spontaneous fermentation is the only way to go.

>> No.9952292

>>9938121
hey i watched that film

>> No.9952298

>>9938349
gooseberry

>> No.9952331

>asking 4chan what beer to drink

Fucking pathetic

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get on my level

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>>9952860
>12%

fugg

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>>9952909
>tfw starting your morning with few strong cold beers sitting alone in green corner of city outskirts letting everything go and letting alcohol drive you away

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anything by Omnipollo, really. pic related is the easiest to come by here in Sweden, is highly drinkable, really good and 8.5 ABV.

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>alcohol

>> No.9954643

>>9949589
>>9949601
Sambuca > Absinthe > Pernod >>>>>>>> Ouzo

>> No.9956467

>>9938252
You have a messed up idea of parting in general.

>> No.9956484

>>9940135
You are a cuck yank, because Guinness cannot compare to Smithwicks

>> No.9956502

>>9948210
Update, I've tried Madeira. It's not terrible. Tastes like propolis.

On second thought propolis is healthier and less expensive.

>> No.9956506

>>9953961
yo if shit didnt go for 600/pint in ca...

I need more urban friends.

>> No.9956998

ive been drinking goon bags lately. proper pissed.

>> No.9957320

>>9938100
home brew beer is most /fa/

>> No.9957733

Whatever they have readily available

>> No.9957761

>>9948210
grow out of your childish yummy phase and then maybe you will enjoy things even when they aren't loaded with sugar and fruity flavors

>> No.9957772

>>9938462
>inside
>Brazil nut
>Boarded up windows
>~
>nerd
>black
>130 degrees
>Aloe
>Mattress

>> No.9958105

>>9953961
lol this shit doesnt even do anything

>> No.9958116

>>9944284
didn't get a bid?

>> No.9958120

>>9946485
Carlsberg's got the aesthetics, tastes like shit tho, not unlike Heineken

>> No.9958122

>tfw hate almost everything about alcohol so smoke weed instead

>> No.9958305

>>9958122
DUDE WEED LMAO
WEED
LMAO

>> No.9959280

>>9958122
dank xD!!

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>> No.9959440

>>9958122
$@)BLAZEITFAGGOT$@)

>> No.9959463

some bordeaux's, especially côtes de bourg, mèdoc / st emilion

>> No.9959470

>>9957761
>>9948210
told

>> No.9959510

>>9940255
/thread

>> No.9959520

>>9946644
nice pour m8

>> No.9959566

just a nice looking #aesthetic glass bottle of your beverage of choice. Beer is one of those things that trigger elitists

>> No.9959661

>>9943193

>the internet people made fun of my special club

>> No.9959696

>>9959470
Stop samefagging
>>9957761
>childish yummy phase
because real MEN can only enjoy a beverage if it tastes like literal shit? lmao

>> No.9959723

>>9938100
fucking NEWCASTLE BROWN
also SHINER RUBY RED

>> No.9959767

>>9959696
not same fagging m8, besides,
>cider
and claiming you don't like childish yummy tastes and sugar. you're fooling yourself.
besides, taste is subjective you plebeian

>> No.9959790

>>9959767
>taste is subjective
>except if you like sugary drinks
sure lad
I said that cider is the only drink that has a flavour that isn't piss, not that it's my favourite alcoholic drink ever
>yummy=childish
you sound like a prick, I'd love to box you around

>> No.9959911

>>9959790
> I'd love to box you around
time to go back to highschool

>> No.9959916

Vedett

>> No.9959949

>>9938121
Tastes like piss

>> No.9959955

>>9938100
K O F F
O
F
F

>> No.9959960

>>9938349
About 1 parts vodka 3 parts chocolate milk. Can mix it and drink it straight out of the carton. Tastes good af and cant taste the vodka at all. Also isnt too bad if you chun it up at the end of the night.

>> No.9960001

>>9940052
Poverty Line Ale

>> No.9960169

>>9960001

thats a mark of quality

>> No.9960553

>>9959960
the brown cow!
Don't do this, it's disgusting