/fa/ - Fashion

>>9927308
don't
in fact, cut it short and get better glass too

>>9927308
oh boy wow

>>9927605
this

don't grow it long. ever. I guarantee it doesn't look how you think it does

christ if you're going to grow it long take better care of your hair. look up the curly girl method and follow it since you want long hair like a girl

Posting to make u jelly, here are my locks before I cut it all of

>>9928277
>implying anyone would be jelly of all that acne

kek

>>9927308
jesus fuck stop washing your hair that much, you've tortured it.

wash it like every other day for a few weeks, then once a week once it adapts, then stop completely. your hair looks like shit tbh

>>9928291
The hair not the skin you mong

>>9928294
I'M THE MONG? kek keep dreaming you frizzy haired fuck.

>>9928277
my hair does that right now abount shoulder length, it looks pretty but no idea if theres anything I can do with it that long besides same look everyday might cut it.

>>9927308


In the same boat as op.

Appreciate any advice given

Potato picture but here's mine long.

>>9929954 damn this is a serious meme

>>9929962
How?

>>9927308
Don't cut it?

>>9930459

Don't cut it, the length slims your face. Take better care of it though and find a better way to style it. Those are the two main reasons people think they don't like long hair.

>>9930459
you look terrible, that hair doesn't suit you and that headband is hideous.
lose 15-20 lbs and degrease yourself you meatball

me last year, about this time

>>9930528
Your insecurities are showing
>thinking I wear the bandana in public
>>9930510
it's not styled or clean because I was mowing grass. Might post pic after shower.

>>9929962
sincerity seconded on this dank memery

>>9930728
>not wearing a green bandana
you need a beard to pull off that look

>>9930459
ahahahahahahaha

>>9930543
ur not fooling anyone napolean

>>9927308
>>9929705

Here's how to save your hair:

Buy these things:

Wide toothed seamless comb - Brand and material doesn't really matter, as long as it's hand carved, seamless and with no sharp edges.

I use the Detangling comb from Mason Pearson, managed to snap it in half after a couple of years, but after sending a polite email to customer support explaining my situation they sent me a new one free of charge. Mason Pearson products are expensive as hell, but basically the best of the best and should last you a lifetime if properly cared for.

Sulphate free shampoo and matching conditioner - I suggest you either go for the more expensive brands OR some super gentle stuff made for babies. "Best" brand would be Aveda, I'll make a second post listing some different brands and stuff. Thing is, you'll shampoo so rarely one of the 1L bottles, while expensive as shit, should last you long so long it'll even out in the end.

Conditioner is worse, since you'll be using it as your primary weapon so to speak. Just keep em hidden if you have company, people tend to go nuts when they find expensive hair care products in a shower.

Hair moisturizer - There are specific products for this, but I just buy big bottles of argan oil and macadamia nut oil, mix some together in a small glass bottle with a dropper and add just a tiny amount of castor oil to the mixture. For me, this has the best price/quality/quantity-ratio, but if ya find something that works for you, go ahead.

Optional but recommended: Hot oil treatment every couple of weeks. If I'm going to be a bit blunt, both of you seem to have hair that's dry as shit and looking like you've got a wig made out of dry straw and dead twigs is not a good look. Google "hot oil treatment" for info on what oil does what, but the base is coconut oil, so that's a must. Olive, argan, linseed etc all have different qualities, so read up.

Muh Curls

Its a stupid undercut that ive grown our for about a year.
Thinking of either getting it cut, or getting some fucked up blonde put into it for shits n gigs.

Thoughts?

>>9931386
fuckin greasball

>>9931308
tldr

>>9931411
abloo bloo bloo

Things to keep in mind:
There are a couple of things constantly at war with luscious locks - heat, sharp edges, coarse and absorbent materials, the Aryan Brotherhood, etc.

>If you use a blow drier, get a diffuser and some heat protecting spray (or simply avocado oil, which can even be used before straightening your hair).

>If you wear it up, get elastic bands without those metal closures. I prefer those big hair claws (as pictured) since any elastic I put in my hair might as well be Velcro dipped in glue, but each to their own.

> In regards to abrasive materials, I strongly suggest you get satin bed sheets and pillow cases and/or a satin/silk sleeping cap, but I've never managed to keep something on my head while gyrating like an angry crocodile for 8 hours.
The same applies to coarse wool beanies and scarves, as well as coats which can wear down and dry out your tips, if that's not an incentive to drape yourself in silk and baby alpaca I don’t know what is!!!

>report and hide pigfuck’s posts and threads and pray to Old Ones they get removed fast enough so the thread hasn’t completely derailed to the point where we all have to watch a grown man talk about weaponized soy beans giving gynecomastia to The White Man, instead of fucking shampoo.

>>9931386

lose weight mane

>>9931534
I used to be grossly overweight, In the last 4 months ive dropped 30 lbs.
Im working hard to lose the next 30

>>9927308
you look like the kinda guy that enjoys swallowing ten inch black cocks at the local glory hole, also backing your hairless booty up to it and getting your prostate tickled

>>9931568
good on you m8 i have faith in you

>>9931619
Thank you, friend

Okay, I'm willing to bet that your split ends have split ends so either lop off a cm or two or do a "search and destroy", hunting for any shitty strands and fairy knots to kill. Fairy knots are those tiny, tiny knots you find every now and then, which are basically naturally forming drawers full of old electrical cords - and just like tangled cords, the best way to deal with these is to get your sharpest pair of scissors and just fuck their shit up.
When this is done, put some coconut oil and whatever other oils in a glass jar, lower it into a pot of water and heat it on the stove. No microwave you impatient shitlord. Just before the water boils, remove the pot from the heat and let it cool for a bit.

Do NOT pour this on your head before checking on your wrist, unless you're planning on wearing a deep fried beret made out of your own fucking scalp for summer.

It should be warm but not uncomfortably so. When the temperatures is right, squat parallel, dip your fingers in it and massages it into your scalp in circular motions - this feels so fucking good so I suggest you have a drink or smoke a joint beforehand for nothing short of an orgasmic experience - eventually covering every single strand of hair. I usually dip the tips of my hair directly in the jar like a brush, letting them soak completely.

..And now you wrap that shit up in a warm towel and let it soak. Minimum 20 minutes, preferably overnight. When you're done, use your new, good shampoo to get it out, condition and detangle with the comb while the conditioner is in, rinse it out.

When you're done in the shower, drop some oil (a little goes a long way) in your palms, rub em together and comb that shit through your hair, once again covering the tips.

..and you're done! ööööÖÖÖ! Shampoo like once a week, condition as often as you like, detangle in the shower, eat well, sleep well, drink loads of water and enjoy your new routine.

Repeat the hot oil treatment every other week.

>>9931308
>>9931424
>>9931656
I'm neither of the two you're replying to, but nice advice. You weren't joking about Aveda being expensive, even by the litre it's $120+..