/fa/ - Fashion

chest too big forearms too small slightly more traps and shoulders needs better stomach better lats all obtainable this looks like some basic lifting heavy things to put them back down again guy

swimming climbing cycling running + twice a week lifting = supreme physique

>>9607822
literally autism

>>9607822
>swimming climbing cycling running + twice a week lifting = supreme physique
how much free time do you have, anon?

>>9607822
post example of fa body

no, that's gross.

w2c pants though

>>9607853
your local mason lodge

>>9607862
don't have one

>>9607822
Let us see your body then, guru of fitness

arms could be a bit bigger

other than that, looks good

>>9607842
>>9607870
This is why you're retards who dress like shit and go to high school

>>9607884
Okay kid, you found me out, I'm going to go have some hot pockets and cry into my Old Navy scarf now.

I thought I was so careful too...

>>9607842
start slow
20 minutes bodyweight
next day do 20 minutes of running

after 6 weeks do both in the same day

after 6 weeks you can bump up the time to 30 minutes bodyweight, 30 minutes running

i think anon can spare an hour a day

>>9607940
can you expand
actually very interested in getting into a routine
haven't been able to keep interest in ones with more activities

>>9607741
that fuccboi clothing does not deserve that body

>>9607949
the most important thing is to just do it. any amount of time. even 5 minutes, but do it consistently. every other day, but make sure it's consistent.

do not let your feelings or mood get in the way.

the second key to workout is intensity. you have to sweat, you have to push. you do NOT have to be a gym rat. but you slowly build intensity over a long time.

do not make it complicated. do simple stretching before workout and running. that's it. use your common sense.

>>9607741
how 2 b this ripped?

I ran for a long time, 70+ mile weeks and everything, and was pretty decent. Don't care much about it anymore. 30 mpw running + what kind of lifting gets me this body type?

Guyz i lifted weights one time instead of just cardio and got too muscley what can i wear now

>>9608108
a mask to cover up those jew gainz on your nose

>>9608111
Talk prose post nose

muscles are gross, if you want to look the best in clothing then you want to be as slim as possible (not to be confused with skinny or anorexic)

>pic related most /fa/ body type

>>9608152
You can literally throw that dude across the room - so frail

OBVi

>>9608152
>believing this
go back to your pro-ana forums

>>9608165
so?

I could throw most women and children and pets across the room.

I don't because I'm nice and don't go after peoples vulnerabilities.

>>9608152
u look like shit

>>9608108
>>9608115
your nose is fine, ignore him

>>9608190
You're delusional.

>>9607940
>lighting weights while running

2nxtlvl4me

>>9607852
p /fa/ body

>>9608752
Nipple look way off though.
I would prefer a skinny person to a muscular person anyway of the week.

>>9608187
>tfw you'll never be tadpolemode

>>9608755
>nipples look off
>being this autistic

>>9608752
so just dont eat?

>>9608762
They are uneven..

>>9608108
All good until i saw that nose. Damn son.
Whatchu do, nose flare 3x10?

>>9608152
Bottom half womenly legs wtf.

>>9608187
What THE actual fuck? Is this owned by rick or did someone got meme'd to make a rick headed dildo?

>>9608755
>implying you can get either

>>9608152
OK, I should know this already, but what shoes are those?

>>9608797
it's a statue not a dildo

and it's on the wall in the miami flagship

>>9607741
kek, no. not bad as far as skinny / ottermode goes... delts + traps + lats are literally non-existent tho. arms aren't in proportion to chest, abdominal genetics aren't the best but it's fine.

>>9608808

Kinda disappointing, was hoping someone actually owns this at their house.

>>9608152
are those leggings
and also are your legs disproportionately longer than your torso, i have the same leg length i think and i'd hate to think i look like this when wearing all black.

>>9608152
nice thigh gap

>>9608790
KEK'D

>>9607741

saw this some time back here. j/w if there's a higher res or more pics

>>9609442
>>9609447

>>9609442
>>9609456

>>9609442
>>9609465

yall gay

>>9609465
>>9609468
why

>>9609442
>>9609465
>>9609468
fatbody*

>>9609472
>>9609473

>>9609472
>>9609473
Don't be jealous

>>9609483
>>9609485
kek. skinnyfat shitposting
pls stop

>>9608752
>>9609447
good

>>9609492

>>9608806

Y-3 Memeslippers

>>9609483
>>9609485
>>9609497
i dont understand

>>9609483
im horny

>>9608752
this is it.
that or cole mohr in that one pic where he is skin, muscle and bone wearing the bowtie

>>9609529
this one?

quite similar to this actually
>>9609447

skinnier though

>>9608806
nike roshe runs
>>9609511
kekeridoo

What is important when wearing clothes is mostly your posture and your shoulders. So if you want to look better wearing your shitty overpriced chink shit : work on that.

>>9608187
>rick is one long slimy vulva
okay

>>9607884
shut up fuck person

>>9608797
Yeah at his new store in Miamis design district- really sick piece.
To everyone that visits: do not eat the black licorice on the counter. It is terrible.

>>9608799
I can get whatever I want.

>>9610260
are the only american rick owens stores in miami and new york?

>>9607822
i agree on the traps and a little on the shoulders.

only true answer

>>9610324
there's gonna be one in LA
probably silverlake

>>9610363
lol
no

>>9610373
lol yes

>>9610377
His arms and legs look to small for his body. Is he 5'8?

>>9608108
fukkin j00cy whats your routine

>>9610380
6'2", u mirin?

>>9610377
pinky dick, tho

>>9610363
>>9610377
>>9610384
No, not even remotely good

>>9610363
disgusting man
why wear clothes at all if you work out like that?
oh yeah cause its gross
>tfw you have to buy everything 3 sizees larger than normal
>tfw clothes make you look fat and horrible misshapen
>tfw have to shop at kids section to show off muscles and not look deformed in clothing
>tfw end up looking like the typical buff gay dude
>tfw always eye fucked by gay dudes in public
>tfw end up turning gay cause its what youve become used to

lol at the amount of jelly fags ITT

>>9610367
>>9610260
it's going to be on Melrose in LA
(info via employees in Miami)

>>9610915
melrose makes sense but it's so expected and boring
apc just redid their melrose store
opening one in dtla and in silverlake

>>9607884
They go to high school because they don't have much free time?

Christian Bale in American Psycho was pretty fucking /fa/

>>9608152
rofl femboy detected, now spread that boypussy

>>9611092
why does his arm look unnaturally short in this pic

>>9611144
Its called perspective, retard

>>9610373
>>9610380
>>9610385
>>9610391
>Being this jelly of a body you could never achieve

>>9610363
>>9610377
>>9610384
What's wrong with your right hand?

>>9607842

you can do that in an hour a day, 5-6 days a week

But it's easier to make excuses for why you look like shit, and drown your sorrows binge-shopping for clothes to cover your hideous body

Is my physique effay

>>9608152

What the fuck? Holy shit, eat more. I could literally rape you; this isn't even funny.

>>9611395
nice gyno

>>9610393
>oh yeah cause its gross

LOL, your brain has moved past jealously to rationalizing why his physique is disgusting because it knows you'll never foster the consistency to attain that level of the ideal male body.

>>9610384

lmao all these /fa/ggots trying to act like their $1200 dick ovens memebaskets can make them half as attractive as muscles and saying you look like shit

Looks like this is a not making it general kek

>>9610393
>Have to buy clothes in larger sizes
>Have to shop in kids stores

This is an interesting leap of logic...

>gay
>gay
>gay

Sorry, for someone this obsessed with what the gays do/say/look at, are you sure you don't need to face another truth?

>mfw twinks think muscles don't make you look even better in clothes

The /fa/ goal body

pic related. So much potential.

>>9611537
There's a documentary about how they remove the dicks off the statues because they're too big. It's pretty neat because they keep them in drawers and they're all categorized.

>>9611423

Do you know that fashion isn't only about attractiveness?

This isn't a board where people talk about how to best be attractive. It's a board about fashion and designers don't make their clothes for bodies like that

dis right here.

>>9611578

Who removed them and why would they if they were too big? Tumblr equality or something?

Please give more info

10/10 perfect physique right here

doesn't get more /fa/ than this

Sock it to me faggots

>>9608152
You're body screams " I'm beta". Men should be at least somewhat strong and have some meat.

>>9607884
/fa/ in a nutshell.
pity their autism doesnt allow them a sense of humour either

>>9611681
have you not looked at my crotch? thats all the meat you ever need faggot

>>9610384
Holy fuck
people prefer >>9608152 to your body?
No matter how well taht fucking faggot dresses, the sculpted god will act, feel and be way more alpha, attractive and successful than some skelly looking twink

Also mirin bod, Natty?

>>9611624

most if u are nasty skinnyfats tbh

If youre not fit or actually skinny work on that first then clothes

I mean, this is definitely the ideal /fa/ body.

>>9607741
come at me brah

Is this the perfect physique?

>>9611748
But this, I think, is actually the ideal masculine physique. /fa/ likes very feminized men, so i doubt most of you will recognize this.

>>9611624
scooby pls

>>9610363
mirin brah
what are your lifting stats?

>>9611753
Gross

>>9611753
lol
the guy has tits

>>9611611
Mesuems did. I honestly have no idea why they would I think it was actually because they were to big. I mean think about how that's make people feel? Penis' just get smaller and smaller. Or maybe it's that they didn't want people staring at monster dicks or something. Idk. It was like a 3 part documentary. It was pretty neat I wish I remember what it was called. I think it was on QVC but I feel like QVC is the shopping channel. So maybe not :(
I wish I could give more info.

>>9608152
>>9608152

Is this real ?

>>9611733
What good is that if your girl knows a fat 10 year old could potentially over-power and dominate you?

>>9611755
Best physique

>>9611753
Best physique right here IMO

>>9608152
nice iPhone sissy

>>9608152
You look like a trap.

>>9607741
no, this is

>>9611611
>>9611817

They made them smaller because at one point in time they attached leaves on the peni' to cover them up and the longer shlongs would not be covered.

>>9610393
wait what the fuck man

>>9610363
>>9610377
>>9610384
>>9611092
>>9611395
>>9611624
>>9611626
>>9611752
These all might have passed for fashionable in 1995-2002. It is completely outdated and lame in almost all circles now.

>>9611748
this is for fat flyover-state chics and old lame moms that watch that shitty show.

>>9612151
Tfw we lamely fuck your bitch in the most pointedly outdated fashion possible.

Be a treat and stay pleb.

>>9612443
the way you right is totally strange,

but try looking like this, it is more contemporary

>>9612443
the way you write is totally crazy,
but anyway, try to look like this, it is more contemporary

>>9609442
All that downward lighting and still skinny fat dyel wow

>>9610384
>>9610377
>>9610363
>no one knows natty god OCB

>>9612582
your waist line is a way lower than Jared leto's

OP your guy is too faggy
>pic related is most effay


>>9611571

nobody got the reference

nobody in /fa/ is aware

>>9607741

Very low bodyfat and a large chest relative to his frame.

He has pretty non-existent shoulders, traps, and lats, and his arms only look ok for his physique because of his relative lack of size.

To even out his aesthetics he needs more traps and more lats, he clearly doesn't want a significant bulk.

The most effay body

>>9607741
More lats, more delts, maybe more traps, could just have shit insertions there. Bone structure is fantastic though, dem wide shoulders and tiny waist and hips.

>>9608752
Not enough width. He looks more feminine than masculine. Especially those pecs. They look like tits.

>>9611571
>>9612718
it's been quite a long time since i've seen that picture. oh the memories.

>>9612100
That's cool :3

The day /fa/ taught a lesson

>>9610384
you do know this is a fashion board, right? your physique doesn't mean shit here, i'm afraid.

you have a nice bod but dude, you're making a fool out of yourself here

bodies like the one in the OP are the target. that's just how it is. thin and slender.

>tfw not john o callaghan

>>9612787
dude has to do heroin or something

goal

>>9612582
longcat is long

>>9607741
>/phy/sique
What?

>>9608108
You're supposed to eat Whey Protein, not snort it.

I think all those gainz went straight to your schnoz, bruv.

To answer your question
>what can i wear now?
Only god nose

>>9612582
>look what I got, /fa/
REEECTTAAANGLEEES!

>>9612812
I definitely think this is ideal, I think dropping a bit of body fat % and i'll be spot on for this

>>9611752
Fuckin' Zyzz brah

It's literally this.

>>9611578
>>9611611
>>9611817
>>9612100

wasn't that because of church's will?

>>9613660
his legs seem very very long

>>9613093
why? it's already perfect like that

>>9607741
maybe i'll make it someday?

>>9611817
>I think it was on QVC
is that were you usually learn about history anon? You're talking absolute shit

>>9612718

Stop posting tinytrip. The stupid fuck was juicing like fucking hell, chugging on Anavar like no tommorow.

Juicers bodies should be the goal bodies of NOBODY. Remind that little bitches.

>>9614471
Not with that nipple shade

>>9614657
Please be troll/10

Is my body effay?

>>9612812
perfect body. my ideal

>>9611626

>>9613660
its interesting; I have same height and weight but I look like shit

>>9611626
You look like you do heavy deadlifts. Nice.

>>9612750

This...

>>9608103

Any kind of lifting + low body fat

>>9610391
>>9610373
>>9610393
>>9611335
>>9611799
>>9612151
>all these newfriends

fuck off, its based OCB

dont talk shit if you dont visit /fit/

>>9608108
the most important question - how tall are you?

>>9613660
Honestly, this is what I think most girls find attractive. A nice face and a body that looks healthy, moderately fit, but maintainable. Almost all the girls that I knew thought physiques like >>9610384 ridiculous.

Still, I'd say >>9612812 this is ideal. But having broad shoulders like that is not only up to exercise. I don't have them, unfortunately.

>>9618267
Pictured has a pretty standard regimen of arms, chest, shoulders, back/core. Only hard part is, in order to quickly gain muscle is you have to eat a lot, and it'll hurt your mile time for now.
It's like, cycles of eating and lifting and then eating almost nothing and running, and then you'll look that shredded. And abs are a function of diet, not necessarily lifting, but you should do ab work outs so that when you can see them, they look nicer.
At least, that's how I do it.

this model has what I'd consider to be the most /fa/ body type.

>>9619617

>>9608152
Bro I'd fuck the shit out of you. Not because I'm gay or I find you attractive, but because you're frail as fuck.


fuck hell your parents should be arrested for not feeding you enough.

Also stop with the whole "muscles r groce thing.

You sound like those fat annoying cunts on tumblr.

>>9619725
>i wanna fuck a dude but i'm not gay

lmao ok bud :^]

>>9620529
Goal aesthetic

>>9620529

Same

>>9620529
Terrible aesthetic, abs way overtrained, unproportioned.

Thirteen year old girls will love it though

>>9620529

so hot!

>>9619622
>>9619617
torso too long

>>9611537
best answer itt tbh, you need some muscle definition but not too much and not being a super twig(preference) otherwise, >>9609565
is most effay >>9611092
is a good example of having muscle without over doing it

all 3 highly acceptable, highly fashionable

>>9611537

His penis is pathetic lmao!

>>9620529
>>9619617
>>9613660

this is effay
the hipster body that looks good and doesnt even look like you're trying but you secretly work out

>>9611755

>>9621983

This is just as bad as being fat

>>9621987

You're literally a subnormal IQ.

>>9608190
Its a statue con display on his Miami store

>>9618481
160 cm

>>9622005
>getting baited so easily
return to mfa pls.

this is my goal body

how do I improve?

>>9622732
u improve by letting me fondle your junk ;))))

>>9622732
Lift, push ups, sit ups.

>>9620529
life and body goals

>>9618481
6'1" manlet ignore the other guy that wasnt me

>>9622732
you could start by lifting weights

>>9608165
your insecurity is showing

>>9622796
>>9622823
>>9622828
>>9622839
>>9622847
>>9623267
samefag

>>9620647
"He" is 5 meters, 12'6" approximatelly, even if his dick does not look massive for his frame, I'm guessingit still is pretty big.


>tfw david, The King of Manlets is 5 meter tall

Bruce Lee/Young Jackie Chan is GOAT
>agile as fuck
>comfortably handle your own bodyweight and then some in any manner
>amazing motor coordination
Fuck I don't even really care that much about my physique but having great motor coordination is just great.

Should I order a gainer if I'm ectomorph 183/65 and doing exercises with a 12kg dumbbell?

Will my stomach survive this?

>>9625024
you dont need that unless you're having trouble getting enough calories from normal diet.

>>9625030
>you dont need that unless you're having trouble getting enough calories from normal diet.

Well I do have problem because I don't eat that much and my weight is not changing.

Could I be modelette?

>>9625043
well u need a good face too

>>9625024

mass gainers are a bit of a joke and a huge ripoff, you're better off just eating more in general.

>>9625068
Don't make me feel bad man.

>>9622732
you look fine, get out of /fa/ before they fuck up your head, but if you need to ask it might be too late

>>9625042
>because I don't eat that much
That's your problem, spend the money on more real food rather than that bullshit

>>9625121
dude, real food costs much more and isnt nearly as easy to get or prepare yourself.

>>9625043
You are too fat to be effay.

>>9625128
>dude, real food costs much more and isnt nearly as easy to get or prepare yourself.

This.
You have to cook, you have to buy a lot of food.
Gainer gives you quick proteins, you just have to mix it with milk or water and drink.

>>9609565
i fucking hate this son of a bitch but yes thats a pretty nice body

>>9625199
MM yes a 13 year olds body is the best, no?

>>9608752
^ is the answer

>>9611753
bob has bitch tits

>>9611571
Jesus this is an old meme

>>9622732
start working out maybe

>>9625030

I'm not that other guy but I'm considering weight gainer because I'm too skinny ~115 lbs and I can't put on weight. Like I have the hardest time eating, I throw up if I eat too much and I have 0 appetite. If I don't tell myself to eat I don't get hungry and will go days without any food.

I tried GOMAD and it was ok but it made me break out so bad and my farts were disgusting. The pimples were not worth it.

do i have wide hips/femurs

plsnobully

>>9625399
yeah but it looks like a postural thing. I had that and I've been able to improve it by stretching quads and sticking out/flexing my hips and groin

>>9625404
please explain further

>>9613660
dudes just perfect

can someone paypal me some money need money bad

i stopped lifting Lol :) havent lifted since about may/june 2014

this is how i look now

>>9625503
cant u use mummys cash

>>9625503
Fuck off you fat piece of shit

>>9625515
oh ye

>>9625518
fuck off you fat piece of shit

>>9625404
>>9625410
pls help
i dont know if i have what you say you had
my femur bones stick out past hip bones, im not sure what to do

>>9625520
joking bout mums cash, real tlk need money, if you liked my posts you kinda already owe me it so....

>>9625537
you just look weird because yure hips are big and stuff, look at me dont look weird even tohugh i dnt have muscle because i hav natually small taperd wasit from shoulders

i look 'sexy' or 'hot' (evolutionarily objucively speaking) you are 'bad' or 'broken' or 'defected'

>>9625552
why even trip

>>9625540

when is ur next loan
i took out a 250 pound loan with smartpig (all u gotta do is screenshot your student finance payments)

plus they will prob approve it before 8 if u do it now
i am paying back on the 13th

>>9625566
dunno when it goes in probs bout the 15th apr

>>9625555
more like why even 'trips'
!

>>9609447
What the shit? Is he dying?

>>9625581
it was quads

>body
Doesn't matter if you don't have at least an 8/10 face. Nobody gives a shit about your body if you're ugly. And nobody cares about your body if you're handsome.

>>9625637
oh yea

>>9625650
yeh pretty much unless its really weird, i think really narrow shoulders would make a guy look less attractive even in clothes and with a good face but other stuff isnt important cause u cant see it most the time

>>9610363
This body looks more feminine to me than a skinny man's body. It just looks so homosexual.

>>9625399
you look like that alien from futurama

>>9625650
fuck you're dumb

>>9625776
He's right though.

>>9625766
they're all aliens in futurama, and i don''t look like any of them

The most effay body is that of a female's.

In my opinion, at least.

>>9608152
nice armoire bitchboi

>>9614471
stinky curryman pls go

>>9625817
I think he meant american dad

>>9625951
i look even less like that than anything in futurama lmao

>>9625958
Ye but your hips are pretty wide, I suggest training your core to help offset that a little bit. Check out Stronglifts 5x5 if you've never lifted weights before and get crackin

>>9607949
Just start lifting weights. Buy some 10lb dumbells. Do the Abercrombie & Fitch workout. You'll see some improvements, trust me.

>>9612755
Lol somebody explain

>>9610384
>>9610377
>>9610363
Hahahaha all these /fa/gs are making fun of your physique because they could NEVER achieve remotely close to you. Keep it up m8, i bet you look great in clothes. All these haters are jealous of your gains.

>>9611423
in terms of /fa/ it is shit though. I can't imagine what clothes he has to buy specifically for him. I doubt he could wear clothes that fit him perfectly.

in terms of /fit/ it's pretty fucking good. Personally think it's way too much though especially those fucking thighs.

>>9626279
because this is /fa/ it's not all about having a body like that.

>i bet you look great in clothes.
you can't seriously think this.

Anyone who is making fun because they wish they had a body like that are a faggot, I agree. But those who argue that his body isn't /fa/ I'd agree with.