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9388863 No.9388863 [Reply] [Original]

Rate my clothes /fa/gs
Going to some upscale sushi place
A 9.4 is will be sitting across from me
Tall blonde skinny curvy. Just perfection.
Runway model body.
What do you recommend?

>> No.9388871
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9388871

>Runway model
>curves


You could probably wear a trash bag and pass in whatever flyover state you're from.

>> No.9388878

>>9388863
not that

>> No.9388884

Quit sucking in. Its embarrassing.

>> No.9388894

Did you came right out of your office job? Pants little too loose, and not digging the shoes. Don't like the colours, but then again I'm not a /fa/ regular

>> No.9388898

>>9388863
1) I'd rather go without shoes than with those
2) I'd rather not hold my breath all the time
3) I'd rather get some proper fitting pants
4) I'd rather match the color of my belt to my shoes
5) I'd rather throw a well-fitted blazer over that shirt
6) I'd rather take this as bait... 3/10 for making me reply

>> No.9388906

>>9388884
Sucking in? Do you even upper body?

>> No.9388908

You're puffing your chest out and sucking in your gut, which stretches your shirt, indicating you're not comfortable in the body you're in and the shirt is probably too short.

Belt is tacky and unoriginal, and it must be the filters you put on this photos, because it looks brown while the shirt and pants and black; which anyone knows is blatantly incorrect.

Pants are ill-fitting; too long in length and it looks as though you tried to flat-iron the original creases in the fabric, which in turn makes them look wider and your legs smaller. Dress pants shouldn't stack.

The shirt actually fits well in shoulders and sleeves, despite the length (I'm guessing you've had the shirt a while and it's shrunk a little.)

Square-toe shoes make you look like you're applying for your first job at a tech support call center or a Joseph A. Banks.

Unrelated, but I don't know any grown-man who would put a cream duvet on a bed, unless you're at a hotel.

All in all, you clean up nicely for dark-skinned Anon and as long as you can hold a conversation and keep your stuttering to a minimum, you should get a second date.

Good luck, pal.

>> No.9388912

>>9388863
You almost look like you came straight out of a Bruce Timm drawing board

>> No.9388913

You're dressed like a manager at a fast food joint.

>Shirt fits horribly
>belt looks brown but your shoes are black
>Striking the weirdest pose I've seen in a while
>everything looks cheap

>> No.9388923

>>9388906
His chest is pushed out and his belly is sucked in. He's striking a weird pose in an attempt to look better also.


If he worked out he wouldn't have gyno and tiny arms.

>> No.9388937

ur clothes and the way you describe your date makes me think shes some old wrinkly mother with saggy tits and a horrendous laugh that youll describe to your friends as a "smokin hot MILF, dude"

>> No.9389131
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9389131

Just terrible in every way. Your belt and shoes are brown and black. Your pants fit badly. The colors are bad. This is what I wear out to events that require dadcore.

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9389147

>>9388863
>trousers

>> No.9389153

>>9389131
>shirt tucked into jeans

>> No.9389155

>>9389153
You clearly never learned basic dadcore.

>> No.9389159

thanks for the laughs

>> No.9389168

>>9389155
you clearly don't know how to dress

>> No.9389173

>>9389168
Post a casual dadcore fit

>> No.9389182

>>9389173
you will disagree with whatever i post because of your incorrect shirt-into-jeans definition of dadcore

>> No.9389201

>>9389182
It's a soft wash button down collar. Not a dress shirt. They are made for pairing with jeans and chinos. I work at a menswear store.

>> No.9389229

>>9389201
your experience working a mall-tier store justifies your shit fits?

>> No.9389236

>>9389229
You won't even post a fit. I'll bet it's because I'd look better in ratty old sweats than you do in your favorite outfit because I have good proportions and you know it.

>> No.9389251

>>9389201
lol

>> No.9389262
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9389262

>>9389236

>> No.9389282

>don't look like an anime character
>bad fit

>> No.9389294

You dress like a sad substitute teacher

>> No.9389339

>>9389182
Talk shit post fit

>> No.9389361

>>9388884
>>9388906
>n-no i'm not!! i lift weights u just cant tell cause my fit sucks!

>> No.9389369

>>9388863
HAHA HOLY SHIT BROWN BELT BLACK SHOES PEOPLE STILL MAKE THIS MISTAKE?

PRETTY SURE THAT "9.4" NOTICES THAT U CAN'T DRESS URSELF

PLEASE DON'T GO ANYWHERE UPSCALE DRESSED LIKE THAT

JUST DON'T GO ANYWHERE

>> No.9389374

>>9389131
nice dadcore, anon. just button up the next one on the shirt and ur 9/10 a-ok to pass for my dad in my book

>> No.9389375

People still go to sushi places?

>> No.9389376

>>9389131
dat fit doe

>> No.9389380

Ok jeans with the shirt tucked in guy is at least 10x better than OP. Having said that, a shirt tucked into jeans seems a little much. If I'm tucking a shirt in I'm wearing chinos or khakis at least. But still, his fit is much better than OP, his just sucks.

>> No.9389382
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9389382

R8 my fit today pls

>> No.9389384

>>9389382
Pretty solid other than the shoes, they are boring.

>> No.9389448

>>9389382
your shoes look kinda long but pic is at a weird angle so it's hard to tell what's actually going on there

otherwise i don't see anything wrong, gj

>> No.9389492

>>9389382
Looks gay as fuck
Almost like you live in Dayton Ohio

>> No.9389508

>>9389382
boring/10

at least it looks like it fucking fits for once, short of you being retarded and not owning a mirror to take pictures that aren't terrible

>> No.9389655

>>9388871
>flyover state
>insult

>> No.9389680

>>9388908
#REKT

>> No.9389684

>>9388863

Post pics of the "9.4 girl"

>> No.9389706

>>9388908
Sruli fuckin rekt