/fa/ - Fashion

a 60's plastic doll

disgusting

>>9337181

I don't really "get" it.

Shitty Tumblr core

On album art, she's plastic and ironically retro. The kind of shit that Tumblr cunts need to idolize.

In reality, in a world without Photoshop, she's American average and replusive.

>>9337231
are those real tats?

shes a ugly piggu damn

>>9337231
/thread

she looks soo much nicer without makeup

>>9337231
but who was tits

She was a qt before the plastic surgery

>>9337413
oh shit nigger what happened

>>9337413
she looked inbred before dude

>>9337181
Daddys moneycore

tranny

carlos exposed her as fake alternative like, five years ago : (

>>9337231
Damn now I have that summertime sadness

>>9337322
.... theres makeup in this picture bby

>>9337181

"un"

>>9337322
>>9337181
compare this recent pic related to these pics from 2012
what the fuck happened to her face?!?

>>9337824
sorry forgot pic

>>9337829
>>9337824
she just got fat m8 people loose their cuteness when they go fat

I miss born to die lana del rey ;_;

korny

>>9337231
shopped pic, but i agree she looks slightly worse after gaining weight

>>9337181
failed rhinoplasty core

>>9337181
fake and manufactured

lol people itt not realizing every single model has undergone nipcut.

Even your waifus for laifus.

I would allow myself to be cucked as some baby boomer fucked the shit out of her and died of a heart attack.

>>9337181
gay as fuck

but also in the sense that i am wanting to fuck her

>>9337181

American Apparel made flesh.

>>9337181
Woman

>>9338052
this

also
>using aesthetic as a noun

this shit drives me up the fucking wall

>>9338073
>implying my waifu isn't pure

>>9339592
>pregnant

>>9339595
Oh my god no you're right what the fuck? Oh my god oh my god oh my god why why, at least I still have my husbando.

>>9337706
underrated post

>>9339582
The way it's used in OP's post is a well established usage that makes perfect sense.
I mean sure tumblr girls replying to a pink bathtub with "aesthetic" or a guy on /fit/ saying "that's pretty aesthetic bro. I'm hella aesthetic" is annoying, but the way OP used it is fine.

>>9339657
it sounds retarded

>>9339606
>>9339662
why are you guys tripping?

She has great feet tho.

>>9337181
Neo-heroin chic?

She makes good music as in
when you wanna kill yourself, this is the music you should die to.

http://imgur.com/a/JufGO

>>9339705

>2015
>Not tripping

>>9340106
nah

>>9337181
Post-op

>>9337579
<3

she went from gangsta dolores haze to fake puffed up pregnancy straight up white trash core

>those awful belly tattoos

>>9337181
Possible Trap core

>>9343037
At least he's pure

>>9339582
Aesthetic is a noun you ass

>>9339592
Fuck you she's mine

>>9339582
Who the literall fuck is plaz

manufactured but embracing it

>>9337579
audrey is my waifu

>>9337579

*sigh*

Time to watch Twin Peaks again.

>>9343077

stumpy af

Lana is the only "mainstream" female singer that I actually enjoy listening to beside Hope Sandoval.

Ultraviolence was pretty good IMO, I really liked the psychedelic-rock/dream pop sound she used in Shades of Cool, Brooklyn Baby and Cruel World.

>>9337413
She doesn't even look like the same person.

Her style is that of Jacqueline Kennedy's. That of a Brooke's Brothers magazine cut out, one that reeks of upper class strata.

>>9344464
>lana
>upper class
>not retro degenerate

>>9337181
Shitty imtryingtobea2012hipstercore

>>9344464
I wish i could shake JFKs hand and feel disgusted at how limp it is.

>>9344464
goyim on left got aqua drop face of death, genetic lottery didnt turn out in his favor

>>9337833
>you will never go /fit/ on her ass and make her squat 2plate

Dem toes doe.

>>9347277

I will never understand foot fetishists. I can't think of a less sexual part of the human body except for maybe elbows.

>>9347277
she's got killer legs, and in that pic probably a good ass too, shame that she got fat

>>9337181

>that toothpick thin cigarette

Why even smoke it? It'd be mostly paper.

>>9347303
>killer legs

They're literally bog standard skinny white girl legs.

>>9347309
she's pretty skinny there, but with a bit meat on her

>>9347277
Jesus, her foot game is off the charts

>>9347305
...No it wouldn't

>>9347314

>what is hyperbole

she's too fat now, it makes me sad, do you think she does blow?

>>9347277
is this really lana?
because looks a lot like victoria beckham

>>9344392

>psychedelic
>lana deltumbrl rey

I hope you are trolling

>>9348053
>do you think she does blow?

Not enough, clearly

>>9337181
Fart suckingly good. As in,I'd suck farts out of her ass and eat her dumps.

>>9349114
We knew what you meant

>>9337181

With that body and them dsl she can put on anything and look like a sex machine

>>9347309
>using 'skinny white girl' as a pejorative

You're even more Tumblr than Lana is.

>>9349094
so if she does more coke she'll get skinnier and lose her disgusting flab and get pretty again

>>9349160
Yep, that's how it works

>>9348921
>lana deltumbrl rey
>not lana del tumblrey

>>9349266
she needs to lay dow the big mac and pick up the coke then

>>9349146
#roasted

>>9349378

probably just between liposuction sessions her daddy pays for tbh

>>9349449
is she upper middle class or upper class

>>9349494

Well she owns a sweet ferrari (prob more)
Take a guess

>>9349571
there's pictures of her in a ferrari jacket, but no ferraris, she's doing well, but not THAT well

>>9349580
I dunno man, she's sold over ten million records. Even if she only sees a small part of the profit, that's still enough that she could drop a quarter mil on a car if she wanted.

>>9337505
lips

she was an alcoholic in her youth, but did she take other drugs?

>>9349636
What do you think

>>9349801
n-no

>>9337181
pre-op

>>9351244
are you implying she looks like a man, she's too cute

>>9351266
There's a lot of cute men out there

Look at the OP pic, that's fucking manly. Not cute, manly.

>>9351271
it's just the angle and the shadows and the hair and the way she stands, otherwise she looks very feminine

>>9351273
It's just the angle

and the shadows

and the hair

and the way she stands

and the jaw

and the brow

and the chin

and the penis

but yeah you're right, she looks really feminine apart from that

>>9351280
>and the brow
i can agree that her jawline and chine are manly as fuck, like that they're huge but the brow? how is her brow manly

>>9337181
try hard

>>9351284
Same reason as the other two, big and neanderthal-y

>>9347277
>Modern vampires of the city

top pleb

>>9351303

Wrong album

>>9337181
Fake, like her persona and entire career.

>>9347318
>what are rolled cigarettes...

>>9351458
name one other musician in the pop industry who is "genuine"

>>9351490
justin bieber

>>9351458
she's so fake and ingenuine that she seems that she would be a really nice person in real life

>>9351490
>name one other musician in the pop industry who is "genuine"

Sam Smith, Florence+the machine, Adele, hell even t-swift and Nicki Minaj have more original talent than Lana.

Or really anyone who was able to make a career from anything but daddys money. She got to launch her career like six times because she lacks talent (have you heard her sing live? it's atrocious) but had the cash and institutional support to continue rebranding herself until something stuck. What's worse is she brands herself as the quirky, non-traditional pop singer even though she has the most non original start of anyone except maybe Drake.

Even the Biebs is more real, sorry.

>>9351541
would she fit in slytherin

>>9351547
>slytherin

str8 hufflepuff

>>9351558
yes she's a hack but look at it in this way
>comes from money
>ambitious
>creates a persona to reach success
>slutty
that's slytherin material

>>9351563
nah dude the way i see it slytherin and ravenclaw are the cool guys of the school, ones evil and devious and the other is smart. gryffindor not that cool but they're bros and good guys, while hufflepuff are the ones who ended up at a sweet school despite being talentless faggots aka lana

>>9351599
Those who doesn't make it to the other houses are placed into hufflepuff, but they value
hard work
loyalty
diligence
abiding rules

creating a fake persona to boost your failed career is pretty devious, no matter how much big of a hack she is, you can't deny that she had a plan to get successful and famous, and it worked, she's an example of a successful created persona gone right, but i understand your POV and i respect it

Basic af

>>9337505
BOTOX

>>9352235
you say that like it's something bad

>yfw Lana and Axl Rose were banging

And not cool "November Rain" Axl Rose. I mean, fat, pornstache Axl Rose.

Disgusting.

>>9355219

Pornstache confirmed for best new trend
For those in the know only tho

>>9337181
them blag ebay adihash tees with them sweaty pink an black adidas hi-tops from JD Sports for £30

>>9355219
t-they were just friends! also, didn't she have a boyfriend at that point?

>>9348921
nigga have you even listened to the shit?
I bet you're a dronefag who wanks over their last.fm library

She looks like a coked up mob boss's trophy wife who pops valium like it's 1960. Nevertheless, she's undeniably fucking hot

>>9356603
yeah i feel like fucking her would instantly double one's chest hair for some reason

>>9356603
she left her guy of 3 years to instantly jump to another, and she probably fucked asap behind his back, is she a gold digger?

>>9337181
The variants of "tumblrcore" that you're getting are as accurate as you can get.

>>9337706

>>9347296
you're just a gay homosexual faggot

>>9337181
attention whore

>>9355554

She was caught twice sneaking up to his hotel. And once getting into a van with him.

>>9337231
Well now I wanna cum on that belly tat. God dammit.