/fa/ - Fashion

>>9311575

I'm about to go and do my food shopping at a supermarket.

Any suggestions of tasty treats to get for later?

>>9311575
posting on 4chan

posting on an imageboard

>>9311575
I was gonna say "being an antisocial shut-in", until i realized there is nothing more /fa/ than that.

Cry

trying desperately to get upboats like these fellas :v)

>>9311589
>>9311587
>>9311613

>>9311834
Probably this.
I cry a lot.
I also think I have insomnia
Probably depression to
I lack commitment
Never had a gf
I pick my nose (only in my home)
I masturbate atleast once a day at the most 6 times a day
I bite my nails
I wash my hands a lot
I pretend to go to the restroom just to wash my hands
I am addicted to putting on hand sanitizer
I have dandruff
I just started drinking water the past year
I'm 5'4
I have some sort of autism
Should I go on?

>>9311862
oioi?

>>9311890
No ;-;
Just a lurker
I actually hate oioi but he probably has less problems than me
Also im not fat

>>9311862
>>>/r9k/

>>9311584
truffle brie and crackers

my house is cluttered as fuck

I work at a supermarket
Bite my nails
Don't exercise enough
Get too drunk at parties
try to fit in too much

I lack motivation to fix my weight

i'm fat

>>9311862
>I just started drinking water the past year

Does that mean you had never drank water before then?

>>9311959
Yes
I only drank sodas and things like that. I was always dehydrated. Everytime i would look at the sun or even just at the sky I would get dizzy. I didn't even sweat because of the lack of water in my body. instead of sweating I would get really itchy.

I piss in the sink instead of the toilet.

>>9311961

How? What kind of upbringing did you have if you had never even drank water?
Are you overweight at all? Because even if you' weren't, that's still super unhealthy

>>9311964
/b/ circa 2011

>>9311967
I drank it before I just never drank it like to drink like Id try it when I was in the shower or something. I'm not over wieght at all. And idk it probably fucked with my growth and eyesight or something. Also my piss smelt really bad but I only drink water now and I never felt better. I feel good about my choice.

>>9311584
Get a bag of Magic Stars or Crispy M&Ms.

>>9311964
we've all done it at some point

>>9311974

you did good by changing, I'm just baffled you could have grown up like that

Did your parents just give you cordial on tap when you were a kid? If you were just a little thirsty and wanted to drink something did you pull out a bottle of coke?
What about milk, did you ever drink that?

>>9311990
Yea I drank milk. I drank coke a lot. Pretty much anytime I got thirsty Id drink coke. It was all good vibes in my house I guess I was just spoiled and got coke when I asked for it.

>>9311584
Unsalted peanuts and some salt

>>9311974
You americans disgust me.

You never drank water before, wtf am i reading

>>9311862
>I masturbate atleast once a day at the most 6 times a day

once a day is pretty normal though

>>9312009
It's not effay though. >>9312006
What third world country are you from?
I just never liked it ok?

Get on 4chan
Drink light beers
Play sports video games
Play basketball
Play acoustic guitar
No interest in fashion culture

>>9312013
Just never liked it? It's essential for health, you little autistic midget fuck. Jesus christ, no wonder you're all fat and retarded. I'm from Scandinavia.

>>9312013
>It's not effay though

how is it not effay if everyone on /fa/ does that?

browse /fit/ and go to the gym

i'm s-sorry

>>9312019
Just because everyone does it doesn't mean it's effay. We are literally wasting the thing we are put on earth for. >>9312018
If that helps you sleep at night
>>9312016
You sound pretty cool.

>>9311584

Community college.

>>9311575
Studying Computer Engineering

>>9311862
>masturbates atleast once a day at the most 6 times a day
I feel you anon

>>9312070
Thanks man. I like to think I'm pretty cool

>>9311862
Gotta luv pickin boogers
Digging for gold is the best feeling ever lol

>>9311862
>i'm 5'4
hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>9311575
My room is always messy
I have a pretty big Akira poster on my wall
I smoke weed regularly
I listen to a lot of traditional folk music
I eat ridiculous amounts of food, although I suppose this isn't too much of a bad thing considering my metabolism keeps me skinny no matter how much I eat

>never had a gf
>bite nails
>don't take showers and keep wearing pajamas if staying home
>pick nose
>never clean bathtub
>fap almost once a day (sometimes up to 4 times a day)
>walk around house with shoes
>cum on pants sometimes

I peel the skin of my fingers, only on the fingertips though. I also bitr skin of my lips

I'm weird as fuck ;_;

>>9311964
I do that too, nothing bad about it to be honest.

Be incompetent as fuck

>>9312018
You write Scandinavia instead of writing what country? Bet you are from Sweden, the most self hating people on earth.

>>9312294
2close2home

I only drink with straws when I'm at home.

>>9312016
Why do you trip if you're not interested in fashion culture tho

Suck my thumb and use a "blanket".

I do gardening
mountain hiking
I hit my head against the door when I'm stressed
I work in a stupid environmental chemistry lab ( I analyze soil and roots)
I have a kindle
I like girls with imperfections such as crossed eyes, scars and so on (they turn me on idk why)

>>9312391
Cuz I do what I want. Having a trip isnt fa

>>9312435
>I do gardening and mountain hiking
This is /fa/ as fuck m8.
You obviously rock some sick technical clothes.

>>9312485
Damn I remember this anime. I use to watch it while taking shits at work. Wasn't that funny or particularly entertaining, but not a bad watch

>>9312437
I dunno I just expect trips to have good knowledge but I guess that's been proven wrong many times already

>Kickboxing / BJJ
>Fishing
>Dip
>enjoy guns
>lurk /heem/ on /sp/

I post on /brit/ on /int/

I work

>>9311862
how do u know u lack commitment if u never had a gf

>>9312039
Is this bad? Because main reason why I lift is so I can look better with clothes on and off. I am going to be making a lot of money soon so I've been browsing /fa/ to get some ideas but everybody on here is skinny as fuck. I'm 5'10 174 @ 11% bodyfat.

>>9311862
U were okay, until u said 5'4

>>9312485
Not that poster but I'm a gardener by profession and I wear cheap ugly clothing during work. Work clothing gets used and dirty. Nobody spends money on that. Except MFA fags but they don't even work in their workwear. People are surprised as hell when they see me outside of work dressed all effay.

>>9311862
Are you me

>>9312518
pedo detected

>>9312809
You should be fine. Stay away from goth ninja. It's just just a meme and people who actually dress that way are fucking cancer.

>>9311862
What. But that described more than half of the population of /fa/. OP asked what you do that ISN'T /fa/.

>>9312827
tumblr pls go

>>9311575

I sweat alot from my forehead :')

>>9311961
>I only drank sodas and things like that.
Pathetic how this seems to be the norm. At least you changed.

>>9312009
Not really. I've been a chronic masturbator since I was 14. I literally did not skip a single day for over 10 years. Now my dick is half broken.

>>9312013
>I just never liked it ok?
How can you not like it? It's just incomprehensible to me. Everything needs to be flavored and colored before babbies can drink it.

>bite nails
>be skinny fat
>wear straight jeans
>be insecure
>shitpost on /mu/ and /tv/

>>9312877
>shitpost on /mu/ and /tv/
Are you a seasoned meme master now?

>>9312884
only the dankest meems are allowed

>>9312905

>>9312905
>moo
>not emyu

>>9311575
// i pick my nose and eat it

>>9312018
Denmark - Aka. the best country in the world. Don't be mad at our suprior way of life son

>never had a gf
>cum on my pants from time to time
>i wash my hands many time

>>9312826
Yeah, i like gardening pretty much myself and i just wear ugly overall suits too.
But when it's about hiking, what people wear (or at least the few i know who like the outdoors) looks fine. Patagonia has some dope stuff fore example.

>>9312830
The episodes are only like 3 minutes long, so the time it takes to shit and I can get a decent dose of anime for the day

>>9312518
>>9312485
otaku kill urself plz. anime is the least /fa/ thing ever

>>9311584
Coffee and cigarettes.

>>9311997
>coca-cola as a substitute for water
>for your whole life
Am I reading this right? Do Americans actually do this?

Or is this a troll?

>>9312845
Dude I've jerked off since I was 11 at least once day, well twice a day since I was 17. I'm 23 now and my dick is just fine. Hell I average twice, to three times a day now. If you have a limp dick, something else is to blame.

>inb4 lonely neckbeard virgin

Nah nigga, well lonely maybe. I've been single for a year now and the last time I had sex was 2 months ago after a Chelsea grin show

>>9311575
list of things i do that aren't /fa/:
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>>9312827
We are the same? :^) >>9312262
:(
>>9312231
:)
>>9312242
You're cool man
>>9313061
I think it's just me.
>>9312801
I have done things that reqiure commitment but quit
>>9312252
I do mayne
>>9312811
;-; damn

>>9313168
are you effay??

>>9313095
at least you're not a rapper

>>9313173
I like to think I am sometimes im riding the palewave atm
But like rn real time comfycore

>>9313077
>If you have a limp dick, something else is to blame.
It's called death grip. A lot of chronic masturbators have it.

>>9311587 this
Lack of self control
Lazy tendancies
Second guess things

Nothing about me is /fa/

>>9313192
post a fit??

>>9313281
I'm only wearing sweats and socks.

>>9313095
Yes you do. You trip even though you haven't posted a fit

>>9312294
>never had a gf
>bite nails
>don't take showers and keep wearing pajamas if staying home
>pick nose
>never clean bathtub
>fap almost once a day (sometimes up to 4 times a day)

are you me??

>>9313061
Not op, but I've actually done this. I drank like 2-4 cans of coke a day as a replacement for water. I'm not fat or overweight at all because I play a lot of sports, but it did destroy my teeth to the point where you could see the crown of my molar teeth (all the back is pretty much gone). The dentist actually thought I was doing acid

>>9313390
>The dentist actually thought I was doing acid
you mean drinking acid. doing acid would mean you're using LSD and that doesn't degrade your teeth afaik.

lot of drinks damage your teeth. I never drank soda but I did drink a lot of fruit juice and the acid eroded my front upper teeth slightly. I drink from a straw to prevent it from touching my teeth so much.

When I'm feeling lazy or is too cold I sleep in the same clothes I used and I can wear the same outfit two or three day in a row

Text a grill I'm 99% sure isn't interested in me
Wear christmas clothes my parents bought me
Try to be social
Yeah

>>9311902
>>9311862
>>>/tumblr

>>9311946
>try to fit in too much
You do realize /fa is just a tricky ricky circle jerk right?