/fa/ - Fashion

>>9276783
*highbrow

>>9276783
u post this same shit all the god damn time

no1 cares

My future house. Will be living here with 3 kids + wife.

>>9276783
As much as I hate how pretentious this sounds, I could make this into a very interesting European style film about a weird rich guy with a loveless marriage.

>>9276783
You forgot the specs of your stereo and how expensive the whores would be.

>>9276783
you sound like a shithead

>>9276783

i like this bait

>>9276783
You absolutely disgust me, particularly the "hyper-minimalist", "$400k/yr" and "highbrow culture" parts

But I wouldn't mind living in that house, not at all

>>9276783
A room in SF, a small homestead in a cloud forest and keeping my room in Manhattan.

80-100k, doing tech stuff or fashion, a husbando and like maybe kids.

>>9277308
kids? are you stupid?
think you can do the cold relationship part tho?

>nice downtown loft in nice city
>good income
>a couple good friends to shoot the shit with everyday

That's all I could ask for

>>9277308
tfw living in SF, making 100k+ and working in tech :')

>>9277308
there's no fucking chance that you'd be able to afford both a place in manhattan as well as one in SF, not too mention the fucking "homestead" on 80-100k.

you're totally clueless about the real world

>>9277308
>3 houses, two in cities, with 100k income.
Nigga 300 thousand isn't enough for that shit. Get the fuck out of here.

Me:
>Enjoyable job.
>Don't care about income as long as I can afford basic amenities (running water, heat, electricity, internet) + spending money for clothes and media here and there.
>Small cozy house.
>Traditional wife.
>A few great friends.
>All around simple and enjoyable life.
I think it's achievable except for maybe the last two. People are dumb as fuck, self-entitled and generally shitty nowadays.

>>9277408
Last three*

Apparently a simple life isn't possible from what I've heard.

>>9277387
tfw you're yuppie scum and priced everyone out of the city. Thee Oh Sees moved out of SF because of shitheads like you. Congrats.

>>9276783
>hyper-minimalist

Warehouse space in industrial district near downtown sprawl. Making $500,000 a year working in counter-cyber terrorism tech lab and selling my personal works of art. Muay Thai training 6 days a week. Small group of close friends and countless celebrity associates to party with. Absorbing the new music scene, constant shows and private performances, sharing my latest discoveries with whoever is savvy enough to enjoy. Street art missions on my nights off, utilizing the latest tech wear of course. Vacations to foreign countries and learning new languages as I go. Helping creative persons of interest get on their feet with private donations to their work.

>>9276783
realistic:
small farm house
grow fruit veg/produce own food as much as possible
grow weed also
roaring fire
few mates
sexy traditional wife
all chill listening to music
volunteer work for kids/animals
afford the clothes i like with a few standout pieces

ideal:
enough money to buy island
new laws, new methods of teaching children, new ethics
anybody can come as long as they're chill as fuck
be a model for the rest of the world to live by - show them people can function without all the shit we have to deal with (government, laws, beef)

downtown la loft
doing judo 3 days a week
only pet is my bonsai tree
ducati cafe racer
make that good good music late at night with friends
fuck koreans and redheads

go sleep in my chair with a glass of cognac and the sad memories of my ex-wife when we were young dumb and full of cum

>>9277439
>(government, laws, beef)

wtf lol
beef?

Ideal:
>management consultant with $700K+ salary
>live in northwest european city (Amsterdam/Stockholm/Copenhagen/Etc)
>have things together in office life
>Be chain smoking alcoholic drug addict
>Drive expensive german car
>return to large apartment filled with alcohol, drugs, hookers, drifters, sex partners, etc

basically a modern european version of circa-1967 Roger Sterling

>>9277330
>>9277387
>>9277388
>>9277408
I said "a room" I pay 500$ for a room in Manhattan

I have several friends living in rent controlled houses with people paying for rooms 500-1000 in NOPA, Upper Haight, Hayes Valley, and Mission

I have friends with homestead land of about 7-12k per acre in Hilo and far up in Maui the main cost is well drilling

Even then Oaxaca land is dirt cheap and I could always look further south.

Far be it from me to try and quiet your quick assumptions, not everyone here is delusional suburban teenagers. Some of us are actually connected to people who have made something for themselves and enjoy giving their friends deals.

Reasonable income doing something I enjoy with a loving wife and a couple of children. Also a rescued greyhound probably named Strider.

>>9277448
arguments

>>9277533
>anybody can come as long as they're chill as fuck

Can you tell me about this, I'm wondering how that would work without governments and laws, who is the decider.

Also
>new laws, new methods of teaching
>no government(?)

>nice house on some land in a rural area within close driving distance to a major metro area with a barneys location
>well paying job in a creative field with adequate disposable income
>qt3.14 wife to come home to everyday after work and fuggg

so far I have everything except the wife, but i do have a gf who lives an 2 hours away that i plan on making my wife

>>9277439
you sound like you're 15

>loft in shoreditch
>making bespoke shoes by hand in my workshop
>drink coffee in brick lane every morning with the crossword
>ride my bike everywhere
>have faithful bordie collie who is my best friend
>have loving girlfriend who does her own thing
>spend my free time cooking and growing my balcony garden
>earn enough to set parents up in a nice house

>>9277565
>brakeless fixie

Here's mine

Become one of the best cosmetic dentist in the country.
$400k-$500k yearly income.
Living in a big ass fancy house in some major city.
Married with my college-wifeymaterial-love who's also a dentist.
Dress myself in nothing but high class luxury clothes.

> Become International Model and Playboy
> $200k+/yr
> Get paid to look good all over the world
> Get free fits from my job
> Never live anywhere longer than a year
> Do lots of drugs
> Literally all my money is for drugs
> Die in my 30's

/fa/ as fuck

>marry current gf
>travel the world, live in London for a year
>3 kids called Ezra, Ames, and Elizabeth
>top level career in fashion/music/architecture, >200k / year
>houses in LA and Seattle
>buy the best of everything for my family

>career in law
>live in London or NY
>rocky relationship with a highly strung skinny gf that's also a huge cunt
>loft apartment in Islington or Chelsea
>wear SLP all day but not in the Nouveau Riche Asian way
>collect classic cars to drive around Central London at night

>all you guys itt wanting a troubled relationship with a hot girl thinking it's /fa/

it's not as cool as you think, it is hell

>>9277692
>he thinks any models are rich

>look at him and laugh

>>9277705
You're Jewish, right?

Probably the way I'm headed when I get my internship on my specialty(anesthesiology);

>lots of money
>divorced, single
>ridiculously expensive rent because of its location(already have achieved this)
>next step is buying a house close to here
>expensive whiskey
>staying single
>spending a considerably big amount of money in expensive bars and restaurants
>work in a reputable hospital
>die a lonely depressed motherfucker

Live in pacific northwest, maybe seattle (my gf and I love to smoke weed together)

$150k/yr Medical or pharm outside sales so I wear suits and travel the world like my dad

Married to chill cutie like my current gf, honestly might be okay with marrying her

Two sons, Mason and Mark so the whole family has normal white american names with the letter m. If girl Morgan. I want sons though, I have 7 sisters and girls kind of suck as a dad. My name is Matt and hers is Megan.

Call the kids sport and champ and make them do sports and wear tracksuits and jordans. Basketball, wrestling, and tennis.

make music with the family ranging from emo to classic country

Go shooting and hunting with my sons

Take my family everywhere with all the travel miles I get from work (my dad does this for a pharm company)

Overall I just want to travel and fall in love and keep making bedroom music

drive a restored 1984 supra in silver

Work out with my wife every day that I'm home

Go on family hikes for days at a time

>am dead
>wearing effay outfit in coffin

I only use /fa/ to influence others. This is the only way to be. There is no "ideal effay lifestyle"

independently wealthy hikikomori

>>9276783
Everything I need and nothing more. Enough money to buy what I need and no more. A loving marriage with a woman that I perpetually love being with more than when we first met. Doing whatever interests me, whatever is important to me.

I know that /fa/ doesn't agree with all these things, and that is why /fa/ is shit

>>9276783
>musician
>rich; drive a 1990s mercedes all restored
>not in the spotlight but super popular underground because of the general aesthetic of my work
>also a graphic designer
>long disheveled hair
>black haired gf whos also fa
>a pug and a husky
>live in italy or some shit
>have an fa posse of cool friends

>>9277784
Most American life in the world.

Here's mine: hyper-dive motel off Hollywood strip. $40 a shot Sperm Bank donations. A manageable Mountain Dew Slurpee addiction. A marriage to washed-up Actress. Spend most of my time consuming high-concept Japanese porn.

>>9277801
I got you bruh.

>No job because fuck working. I just want money.
>Travel everywhere with my gf
>Cool clothes
>Cool dogs

>Annual income somewhere in the 100k neighborhood
>working in finance or banking
>decent apartment with a view in some major city (somewhere in northern Europe would be optimal; I grew up in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan and living somewhere without heavy snowfall and harsh winters would just be too strange)
>drive a small 6-speed manual I can use to get around outside of the city
>travel a lot for work
>girlfriend who does her own thing (work or just some artsy shit) and doesn't mind me being gone fairly often
>have a bunch of really nice stuff for the kitchen since I love to cook
>lots of nice suits and such for work
>small group of friends that my gf and I both like that we can go out to a lounge with, get some drinks, and shoot the shit with until 2 in the morning a few times per month

Bit basic and plebby, but whatever.

Ya niggas got some high ass expectations..

>Apt in Atlantic city or some shitty Jersey city, because living in NY is getting lame
>I like how minimalist shit looks, so something like that.for the interior
>two door car, that doesn't look gay, and so I could go to NYC during the weekend.
>own a bar/ or small store, with a small group of friends. Some IASIP shit or something,
>enough money to pay for simple shit and save for expensive shit
>going through a bunch of chicks until my mid-late 30's where I settle down with the qtest girl who would sleep with me.

from there it's whatever.Unfortunately, I don't have the biggest dreams.

>>9277898
ideals aren't expectations ya dingus

>The Year is 2032
>Work security for prosthetics manufacturer
>Become RoboCop

>>9277746
no :( i just like the name ezra

>>9277912
But then you can't have sikk fits.

>>9277906
I'm just depressing then, I can't think of a lifestyle without being in the realms of something realistic; I really can't see myself making millions and living on a mountain with some bad bitch.

And for you guys who think a shitty relationship is /fa/, no it isn't. Only when you're famous, and have some creative aspirations. 99% of the time, you're just contemplating how to push this chick into a car or something. It's a horrible experience.

Become an interventional Cardiologist as I plan to, 500K/year income, plus more from the investment portfolio I'm building (Not a hedge fund baby, but, parents gave me enough money that I control substantial assets).

Live in NYC in a old looking apartment, floor to ceiling shelving in the study, at least 7 rooms.

Artistic and ambitious wife who is essentially my best friend, as well as great in bed. 2 kids, Exotic pets of some kind.

I guess I'm a sappy romantic.

>>9277912
>>9277921

>>9277705
Elizabeth is what I want to call my daughter, but I'm worried the Queen will die around the same time and then every fucking girl in the anglophone world will be Elizabeth

I worry about weird things

>>9277447
>all this great life
>still goes to bed with a glass of sadness
Now this is effay.

>>9276783

>warehouse loft in LA
>ideally $80-125K a year doing...I don't fucking know, something glamorous but not glamorous, marketing, film, fashion, something that I love
>no kids
>living with awesome girlfriend who I eventually wife or something
>a nice sedan and two sports cars
>maybe a shiba inu because they're fucking cute

>travel a lot and do rich people stuff

>>9276783
I really want to be patrick bateman.
I know that's ironic considering the movie is a complete fucking joke but god damn his lifestyle just seems so desirable.

Footballer in Italy with long hair I wear with a headband during matches. Not very well known but still known enough to have cultstatus for the club I play for, local hero for the ultras in a southern city. Live in house on the Medditeranean coast with Italian wife and two young sons. After retirement become scout and travel.

>>9278069
>Southern club

What a pleb. North is obviously better.

>>9277828
Kek

>>9276783
>A manageable heroin addiction

im cringing i really am

every thread we have

suburban teenagers when will they fuck off

>>9278079

but north is colder.

i support a northern italian club

>>9277784
Your kids don't want to do that stupid fucking shit with you, don't drag them along.

>>9278092
jesus christ i wish somebody told this to my dad back when i was a kid, he tried to teach me electornics stuff all my childhood

>>9278091
Tell me which one.

The idea of being in an effay relationship with a girl who hates me is pretty hot

>>9278128

Juve obv. Have since my fourth.

>>9278141
Nice, we /juve/ brothers. Follow your dreams then, fellow bianconeri.

>future atlanta / the urban sprawl
>owe money to a criminal syndicate
>live in one of these
>embroiled in an illuminati conspiracy
>tfw no gf

>>9278085
>he thinks heroin is bad for you
Literally only if you can't afford the habit and/or have a shitty dealer that laces it with something dangerous.

>>9277705
200k won't even put your kids through college

>>9278175
>heroin
>heroin laced with something dangerous
laced with something more dangerous than ... heroin?

>>9277595
nah son. those fixies have brakes but you have to pedal backwards like a child's bike.
what i'm interested in is the lack of pedals.

>>9277784
you will be struggling to make ends meet with only 150k and that lifestyle, trust me

>>9278236
>laced with something more dangerous than ... heroin?
Besides missing the point I was making (heroin isn't dangerous at all, bar the OD-risk), heroin can be laced with fentanyl, which is a very potent opiate, and if the user isn't aware then he/she will OD and possibly die.

>>9278255
>heroin isn't dangerous at all

>>9276783
>Famous Writer
>Make millions off of novels and screenplays, but my real passion is poetry
>Have 1 small house in a snowy Canadian forest
>Have 1 medium sized apartment in Manhattan overlooking Central Park
>Spend my free time traveling
>Extensive collections of luxurious wines, watches, and women
>Well known in the literary community so I often attend rooftop parties where I discuss literary theory among academics
>Settle down one day after seeing the world with the love of my life
>Grow old together, see our children grow up
>We die together in each others arms in a tragic war an old age

>>9278175
please point to me explicitly where i said heroin is bad

u meme arrow loving fuck

i was highlighting how pathetic this reoccuring le minmal black coffe ciggarettes ebic heroin chic suburban fantasy is perputuated across this moronic board

>>9278236
lol

>>9278092
My parents didn't force me yo do sports and I graduated skinnyfat and it took two years to get into shape. I wish my parents had forced me into sports and so my children will be raised having learned from my owns mistakes.

>>9278254
In the US women also work.

>>9278258
It isn't. Doesn't cause any physical ailments except for constipation and it doesn't fuck up your psyche.

A steady heroin habit is something you can keep having for decades.

Spacious NY apartment, single but casually dating ballerinas/actresses/models. Making over 500k a year by age 40.

>>9278273
I take it you know this from experience right?

You're not a 16 yr old kid that lives in the suburbs, right?

>>9278273
>Doesn't cause any physical ailments
>Heroin

Are you for real

>Single
>Tenure professor at Columbia
>Modest studio in the lower part of manhattan
>Have a lot of plants and a lot of books
>Have a dog
>Alcoholic and chain smoker
>Outside of paying rent and food, only spend money on art supplies, designer clothes, and books

>>9278286
uh oh watch out here comes captain D.A.R.E fighting the good fight

>>9278273
Gr8 b8 m8

>>9276783
>ideal
>desiring to be an upper-middle class druggie in a loveless marriage, while pursuing "high-concept culture"

Jesus Christ. I couldn't even read that without cringing.

>>9278281
>I take it you know this from experience right?
Unless you are illiterate, this information should not be hard to look up.

>>9278273
yea man amy winehouse is doing fine

>>9278286
>Are you for real
Yes I am, you fucking cockgobbler. I bet you're a swede/finn/norwegian, you fucks have always been prohibitionist cucks with no fucking grasp of how any illegal drugs work.

Keep chugging that ethanol until you die from liver failure, I don't care.

>>9278309
so you're saying you've never done heroin

>>9278293
>my post
>b8
Sure, if you're 15 years old and have no fucking clue about the effects of any illegal drugs beyond what DARE-retards told you.

>>9278306
She was a fucking alcoholic and died from alcohol poisoning.

Holy shit you are embarrassing yourself.

>>9278312
One doesn't need to "do" a drug to know what effects it has on the human body. That's what books and scientific journals are for, you should try reading those before replying with ignorant shitposts.

>>9278318
alcohol doesnt make u look like that you moron

>trying to say how safe / unsafe drugs are when you're a sheltered 16 yr old kid thats never had more than a sip of your dads beer

>>9278318
one of the symptoms of autism is the inability to detect sarcasm

>>9278321
>alcohol doesnt make u look like that you moron
It sure does, since it ruins your appetite and skin.

>sheltered
>me
Says the retard whose drug knowledge stems from DARE.

>>9278331
>Says the retard whose drug knowledge stems from DARE
>implying you should go to drug addicts to ask for drug advice

>>9278330
>one of the symptoms of autism is the inability to detect sarcasm
There are loads of normalfag retards on this board, you figure out the rest. (tip: it's impossible to discern sarcasm on the internet unless it's insanely obvious)

>>9278331
theres literally no possible way you are older than 18 and dont live at home

>>9278334
>implying you should go to drug addicts to ask for drug advice
I never said that you dumb cunt, what I said was that you should read scientific journals and literature regarding the drug you are interested in learning more about.

Your high school teacher knows fuck all about illegal drugs.

>>9278341
>"he doesn't believe heroin is harmful save the risk of OD:ing and getting constipated"
>must be underage
I'm just not a retard, unlike you.

>>9278351
answer the question:

are you under 18?

do you live at home?

>>9277565
sounds nice man, good luck

Live like this dude.

>>9278320
So you're a 16 year old Tumblrite who romanticises drugs but you've never even seen an addict let alone tried it.

>>9278270
let your kids make their own mistakes and learn from them, instead of taking them fucking hunting and other gay shit and telling them what to do

I couldn't describe my ideal life. I've no idea what else I'd do besides what I'm doing at the moment.

anyone here who claims they WANT an addiction of any kind because its 'fa' is an edgy 16 year old who has never experienced drug abuse. fuck off.

>>9278458
This. Doesn't even have to be shit like heroin. Even weed can fuck your shit up if you're unstable.

>>9278415
That's a terrible way to parent.

>>9277349
so basically you wish you could be Jerry Seinfeld

>>9278431
What are you doing atm?

>>9278632
I work in Intelligence for the British Army.

>>9277424
this is quite fa.

>>9277793
pretty /fa/.

also

>implying being dead is not the only truly way to be /fa/

>>9277705
200k won't buy you two houses or the best of everything... 200k is comfortable in a middle income area. You're not gonna be able to send your kids to good schools on 200k

>>9278920
you're retarded.

>>9278146

I would but I'm not good enough. :(

>>9278611
tbt wanting to be a parent in the year 2015 is a terrible idea

fucking breeders

words can not express how gay, incel, beta, dumb and pathetic this entire thread this.

if i was mod i'd do it for free and ban everyone who seriously contributed to this piece of shit and the board would be much better off as a result.

the OP in particular is a special brand of mongoloid.

/fa/
>heroin is literally worse than hitler drugs r bad for u lol my mummy told me so

>hey what cigarettes should i smoke to look cool

>>9278933
lmao you're retarded if you think 200K is enough for 5 people to live a "rich person lifestyle"

>>9278951
crashing this thread
with no survivors

>>9278960

Live in cozy 1100sqft apartment in tokyo, work at some kind of kush office job where I can wear a suit every day for maybe 130k a year and raise a crossbreed family and eventually move out into the country into a traditional house with a garden and gated fence.

>>9278943
>>9278943
>>9278943
>>9278943
jesus fucking christ this

Do you people even realize what the planet is going to be like for your future children? Hope you've got a nice job in the military-industrial complex and an effay minimalist compound to live on. Maybe you'll get a chance to dress up the security.

op here
glad some of you guys get it, and have picked out cool kids names, don't even want to work, and fuck any consultant or stem.
happy everyone is having some fun itt

yeah the heroin is going to run me down, but idgaf

>>9278972
lmao, poor people have been living in apartments where shitty bright red and blue signs shine in all night for decades.

>>9278967
bruh im just out here copping sick garms so i can look fash in the race war

Entrepreneur
Philosophy Phd by time I'm 40
Maintain a somewhat popular blog on politics and culture
Dress in either monochrome or brandless, bright clothes. No inbetween
Produce electronic music, doesn't have to be good, but has to be good enough to be sampled by a KPop group
Go to South Korea and Japan often
Have parties to choose from every weekend
Two German Shepherds named Pygmalion and Galatea
Run, Boxing for exercise
Give cheap lessons in classical guitar performance
Collaborate with sister to produce novel art music pieces (she sings opera)
Donate money to efforts of Kurdistan to establish itself in Syria and Iraq

Secretly own a Thai and Japanese porn production company

>solitary confinement in military prison on obscure island designated for political dissidents
>ur-minimalist-core
>1 worn, filthy jumpsuit, bare feet, skinny af
>meditate mostly
>telepathically contact entities who have ascended to a higher vibration
>learn

>>9279034
effay as fuck
do something cool to get there?

>>9278974
Not true , 'tis I, the real OP.
I sit here listening to the soundtrack of The Crow. I'm using my homemade heroin, made from caramel candy and tootsie rolls. My parents don't understand me but someday I'll move to Gotham, be a male model and marry my Khaleesi. Fuck you guys anyways; I'm studying to be a warlock.

>>9279038
Ideally. It would be considerably less effay if they just rounded a bunch of us up based on a point system. I mean, what's the point of martyr-core if everyone's doing it?

ITT: Teenagers who want to be suit wearing millionaire grown ups

>>9279110
I'm a suit wearing grown-up and I want to be a millionaire teenager

>>9279110
im already a suit wearing millionaire, just not a grown up

:(

>>9277548
good luck man hope you succeed

>kept in low earth orbit solitary confinement by the government
>used as a political weapon to destabilize developing nations
>pod crash-lands in said nation, I kill the leader and incite civil unrest
>after the balance of power is restored, the government tranqs me and puts me back into orbit

>>9277705
>Wanting to live in those liberal shitholes

>finish med school
>get into a surgical college
>work 60+ hours a week for 10 years
>out of desperation and fear of living a bachelors life forever and potentially to quash any gay rumours, hastily marry a professional women
>have three children and take out massive mortgage on biggest house in nicest suburb
>become distant to children and unfaithful to wife
>divorce
>lose everything but the ’change’ in my wallet
>start life again as an accomplished shoulder, elbow and knee orthopaedic surgeon sub specialising in sports medicine consultant
>wear nice suits all day every day and flirt with nurses and waitresses
>buy a penthouse and resign myself to a gigolo's life
>ultimately live a life of pure hedonism fucking women and becoming a sugar daddy for young girly boys as well

Anyone who's played this should understand when I say I want Jade's daily life. Living in a cosy lighthouse, taking photographs and writing, hanging out in a cool bar, etc.

>>9276783
effay

>>9279249
>having no money for the power bill
>living under a brutal dictatorship

>>9276783
Maybe not effay since this is a bit unrealistic but:

Own several large and small houses around the world that I personally designed, styles go from ones influenced by modernist and postmodernist architecture to ones influenced by paintings, ancient architecture and nature.

Work as an art film maker who also does photography and architecture and makes grand installations utilising all his skills. Develop those 1000+ melodies and beats I came up with into full proper experimental music. I'll become one of those artists who can draw a line on a piece of paper and auction it off for 6 million euros. Have about 1-10 beautiful model tier wives from Europe, South America and Asia. Pic related is the level of beauty they must be. Spend time making films, music, designing houses and working on projects for other people.

Fuck monogamy. The fucking liberals are trying to legalise transgender and gay marriage and polygamy is still frowned upon?

>>9276783
>Live in relative isolation
>Read some books
>Write a few pieces of poetry
>Commit suicide @<30 y.o

>>9278320
And the scientific literature says that opiates have a high risk for dependency and can definitely kill you

>>9278069
Fuckin' A, that would be great!

>>9279270
Edgar Allen Poe?

>>9279144
>wtf am I reading
Incoherent / effay af

Everyone here who posted they wanna die young or have a drug addiction, those desires are so juvenile and cringe-worthy it's almost impossible not to sigh on reflex

>>9279354
>we must perpetuate the species!
>this is the only rational conclusion to make!

>Work a generic, low-mid level professional career in an art and design environment
>Preferably something pretentious, so as to express my personality (I'll be one of those I love my work, it's like a hobby to me douches)
>Live like a hipster spending all my disposable income, and even sacrificing necessities, you have enough leather shoes to fill a wardrobe and too many fixie bikes to count.
>Spend my free time sipping overpriced coffee, using shiny apple products and puffing unassuming cigarettes or entertaining other like-minded, pretentious twats in my clean, unpretentious and simple, bordering on spartan apartment
>(This is the important thing and what my life's accomplishment will be) My home will be a cheaply rented and rent controlled apartment of an old tower that's due for a demolition and rebuild
>Obviously the developers would price me out of the new apartment tower they plan to build but I'll be stubborn
>I'll refuse to be bought out until I am the last tenant what will then be a construction site
>I'll refuse to leave until they admit defeat and offer me tens of millions to resettle.
>I'd live the rest of my life similarly, albeit more luxuriously and frivolously than, before.

>>9279236
I'm feelin it brah

>>9276783

>Finish my MFA program in good graces
>Publish a successful novel, get an advanced for a second
>Buy a house with a sizable office
>Make the space my own and fill it with weapons and artwork to keep my creative soul alive
>continue life as a functioning alcoholic, publishing novels, watching money stack up
>eventually dabble in academia
>bang my (college aged) students
>get caught
>write a memoir about it
>?????
>profit

>>9279110
Who doesn't want to be a suit wearing, millionaire?

>>9279531
A casual clothed billionaire?

>comfortable but not luxurious
>NorCal, tokyo, or the current city I'm in
>get paid to do weird/fun shit all day with music

Honestly though I'm really happy with where I'm at. I work a trade, have plenty of time for music and am independent and comfortable with my living situation.

>>9278273
>tfw come from a family of wealthy anesthetists
This is actually true, pure heroin is actually quite manageable and is less addictive than morphine / most prescribed painkillers.

>drive a semi customized mustang
>race around city to get noticed
>get invited to the de leon annual secret race
>win all the racers cars worth 2M each
>sell all cars leave 1 for me
>buy all the Rick owens available

>be risk asset manager
>500k a year
>1972 skyline
>travel the world
>still single and sad all the time

>>9279581
>tfw studying actuarial sciences
Sounds like my plan too, except I'm more of a 1969 mustang type of guy.

>>9279588
Cant wait to get out of the military and start studying. It is honestly my dream job.

>>9279593
It's not an easy course, if you get spare time look up khan academy and check out some of the basics on statistics and risk management. Getting a basic understanding of the subject will help a lot in the long run.

I live in New Zealand so this dream could never come true as it sounds like a bitch to immigrate to the US but I'd wanna live in a trailer park in a desert area (think the place Trevor lives in GTA) during the day getting into crazy adventures with misfit buddies and spending the nights chilling outside by a fire with my buddies and a 9/10 southern accent qt in my arms, drinking beers and having a laugh. Wearing jean jackets with jeans and flannel shirts and not giving a fuck an=bout looking out of place. It makes me sad to think I'll never experience this lifestyle and am stuck over here in a mundane life with too much green and cold weather.

>>9279555
>coming from a family of overpaid junkies
fixed

>>9279316
>And the scientific literature says that opiates have a high risk for dependency and can definitely kill you
Tobacco has a higher risk for dependency and most everything can kill you.

Just because you can OD on something doesn't mean it's dangerous, as long as you know what you're taking and what dosage you need.

>>9279701
>overpaid junkies
They don't inject the fucking anesthesia into themselves, you dumb fuck.

>>9276783
I want to live in every major city in the US for 3 months at a time for 4 years. Ill live off of two suitcases with bice interchangeablr outfits and good versatile shoes like double monk strap and drivers. All my tech stuff in one backpack and hygiene in one bag but i don't know if i want a tiny house though.

>popular cult following musician
>live in big apartment/ recording studio, in an approx 2 million pop city with cool stoner room mates and also gf
>make clothes on the side, use music career to promote my stuff
>spend all my money on nice clothes and comic books

>>9279721
Don't kid yourself, anaesthetists are the highest abusers among doctors and it's not like there's only a few bad apples. Drug abuse, admittedly at varying levels, is systematic across the board. They usually swipe fentanyl, a very potent opioid, from operating theatres and linger around the drug-trolley.

It's so bad that they're even infecting patients with hep C.

>small to moderate sized house
>teaching music at a prestigious university
>conducting a local orchestra
>compose music/write method books on the side
>qt3.14 gf/wife
>spend free time travelling, hunting, and collecting vintage trumpets

shut away in a giant black xanadu (both the kane and coleridge versions) with a distant relationship, skype calls. even though the majority of the days spent alone would only be in boxer briefs. no job, only consuming culture like a mindless fuck, and a lifetime supply of personal trainers, salt & (malt) vinegar chips, and amphetamines to ensure insanity

>>9279774
Why do half of the posts here profess wanting to be alone? Being alone is shit -.- I can count the number of real friends I have on my hands.

>>9276783
own a fuckload of businesses, be rich as dick and own a ferrari

>>9277521
>chain smoking alcoholic drug addict
everything you said sounds cool

>several million dollars every year because owner of some big company
>got mad lambos and benzs
>live in a big minimalist house filled with bullshit modern art , somewhere in the northern hemisphere
>also other houses in Gstaad , Cannes an apartment in Manhattan and one in London
>wife that only cares about my money even though she comes from a super rich fam
>kids are super fashionable because my wife does their shopping for them , they are also very cultured because of the international lifestyle
>they still do drugs though because i sent them to a swiss boarding school
>i'll be a chain smoker and only use hand rolled cigarettes

>>9280091
Why not a wife that loves you unconditionally.

>gain financial independence early by working hard and spending nothing
>move to the Pacific Northwest or the Canadian Northwoods, buy land in the wilderness and build myself a cabin
>hook my cabin up with good internet, work part time as a programmer, write a moderately successful blog on the side
>spend the rest of my time gardening, hunting, fishing, reading, lifting weights and meditating
>every weekend take a canoeing or a backpacking trip
>a few times every year take the money I make from part time work and travel on the cheap through Asia, India, South America looking for spiritual teachers from which to learn
>never marry, never have children, die alone in the wilderness, happy.

>>9280096
>what is a run-along joke
Have you been reading the thread? You're being trolled.

>>9280179
I noticed the trend but there were exceptions so it didn't seem like a joke. People on this board all like similar shit anyways.

>>9280071
smoking may be bad for you but goddamn if it doesn't look cool

>independent art curator
>musician, known in the avant-garde circuits
>friends with people in the literary world, theatre, cinema and art in general (and obviusly upcoming and independent designers)
>organizing a bunch of events like festivals, exhibits, plays
>writing for papers, magazines etc
>living in an old downtown building in the heart of the city (probably São Paulo which is i am now/ am from)
>loving artsy gf that does her own thing but our work overlaps alot
>do lots of drugs
>suicide in my early 30s

>>9276783
everyone on /fa/ is a fucking meme who wants to live stereotypes and metaphors that, in reality, are a shit life

come back to the real world; you cant all be angsty "teen" (mid 20s) drug addicted artists

>>9277565
Kalyx is that you?

>>9277439
minus the traditional wife and vegetarian/vegan values tho i don't mind them, r u me in dude form?

i basically became inspired by my best friend to restart how i live my life and i'm taking steps towards more positive environment values and the exploration of space and the science and would like to start the new year slowly acheiving said goal. kind of interesting, like how milk can be turned into fabric. i would love to combine my interests in science and fashion into a career i would love to contribute to the society why live in.

>tfw life was hard 4 family all around and friends
>the struggle is real
>tfw getting much better finally for us
>tfw loving bf, comfy life

might try juggling college with my work this year because of it. gotta keep working hard,

>>9278618
>seinfeld
>downtown apartment
>not upper west side

stay ignorant non-NYC'ers

>all this pretentiousness
Cringe thread if I ever saw one.

>>9281043
i just realized how many on this board are complete autists

>High rise apartment in either Seattle
>Faithful blonde qt
>Drive either a fully restored 2003 m5 or some Asian coupe that doesnt look like ass
>Enough income to buy things I want prolly around 80k

>slowly develop a manageable drug addiction
>spiral out of control
>lose touch with reality
>attempt to kill myself around 45
>realize its worth staying around
>live in the suburbs a new man

>>9281043
>>9281047
>not realizing hobbies, lifestyles, life in general is just all one big meme

doesn't matter as long as happy.
who the fuck needs a 100mill house anyway
would rather be poor artist

When I was young my dad had a loft flat, he used the two lower floors as office space for his company and lived in the roof, it was only a town, not some big city but it was still cool as fuck.

He eventually moved out and converted it to more office space though.

>>9280149
>buy land in the wilderness and build myself a cabin
>Good internet

pick one

>>9277717

this

jesus fuck guys please don't wish this upon yourselves

A small cosy house or large apartment somewhere with my wife and two dogs. A job that isn't minimum wage but I don't need anything fancy, just something that can pay for our travels and hobbies.

>live in small calm seaside town in a (moderately) warm place where the water is turquoise
>modern apartment/small house with minimalist furniture
>never put on a pair of jeans ever, wear cute dresses, skirts and shorts with big strawhats
>work as a translator over the internet
>maybe sell art online to earn some extra cash
>no boyfriend
>people in general know of me and like me but I don't have any close friends

>>9276783
I'd be a Teletubby.

Doing nothing all day, feeling fabulous. TV on demand. Free food and drinks. The IQ of a broccoli. Bit chubby, but could still move about (slowly). Earthhouse with built in sound system, a vacuum cleaner that does everything, and 3 friends.
One bro and two bitches.

T..That's the american dream right there, bruh.

>>9281155
ever heard of 4G ?

>>9281588
>Wilderness
>4G

4G is station based, dumb fuck, with an extreme range of 50km at best (at greatly reduced data transfer rates). It's not like a satellite dedicated to bring you 5Gb/s for your gay porn needs.


Your backyard isn't the wilderness.

Don't come to /out/.

We don't want you there.

I just want small apartment with big kitchen I can enjoy cooking, good public transportation so I won't need a car, and lot skateparks so I can skate all day every day. Group of friends to skate and use drugs with and whatever shitty 9 to 5 job I can get that takes no special skills or education.

Venture capitalist/business owner who has $500 liquid assets a month and no house or car and I basically only travel around with a suitcase of almost all Visvim casual clothes and a couple custom made suits and I devote my life to growing my businesses and making money and then I hit 40 and shit just keeps grows by itself and I have a ton of wealth and prestige but I don't own much beyond what's in my suitcase and then I just donate all my wealth away except for what I need to make a natural garment dying startup and move to Japan marrying a cute little wife and make cult-favorite handmade goods in a small village in the countryside.

>>9276783
>modest loft in downtown district
>no gf to worry about
>enough time to play vidya and lift weights
>enough money for nice clothes and traveling
I don't ask for a lot in life.

>>9281586
kek
you can make it anon

London penthouse funded by the copy paste condos underneath of a development my firm has done. So I have a western base to deal with shit head bankers, politicos, and capitalist hipster faggots for my "corporation".
A holiday home of Saharan Bedouin effay tent next to an oasis crowned by dunes, outside of which is are my iron ore mines, CSP fields and bauxite processing facilities.
I'll build a small city on the western coast, with a research complex, docks, and rocket factory for the satellite and communication branch. It'll be my primary residence; somewhere to relax without the stress of plebs, I can fly my kites and work on basic research.
£6,000,000,000 p.a. personal income. A harem of ~50, i'm not gay but my sex drive is such I will be unable to shit properly without an enema. Have the biggest group of autistic facially contorted neckbeards doing the engineering / coding / math on my designs, because no one else currently makes things good enough for me.
I have my own unique fashion sense that can't really be represented within limitation of written language

>>9276783
>A manageable heroin addiction and a cold marriage

I'm serious when i say that you're the largest fucking faggot on this board. a heroin addiction. fucking homo.

Penthouse overlooking the Vegas strip with a killer coke connection and enough money in the bank to never work again, be fit, wear amazing clothes and bang top-class hookers for the rest of my life.

>>9277541
nice fedora bro

>>9281057
80k income, or can easily blow 80k if you want?
good luck with living in seattle and having extra cash on that income

>>9281586
lol

>good income
>little work
>artistic feminist girlfriend
>roomy but not a big apt or house near or in a nice downtown west coast city
>good friends to get drunk with
>play in some kind of band
>fixed gear bike
>few cars to beat up

>>9279032
You're more than likely a disgusting neckbeard. You'll probably stay that way too.

I'd be an independently wealthy philosophy professor who dresses like shit because care for dress is low on the hierarchy of concerns for a serious person.

>>9277879
Another yooper on /fa/? The fuck?

>>9277879
>>9283805
Lower peninsula master-race reporting in

>>9278259

>Make millions off of novels and screenplays
millions? only teen writers who catch the next trend make millions just from book sales

>overlooking Central Park
how boring can you get?

>collections of luxurious wines, watches, and women
lmao pleb str8 white males think women are collectibles. trying to signal *taste* with wine and watches.

>well known in the literary community so I often attend rooftop parties where I discuss literary theory among academics
academic literary critics are introverted shut-ins, not tech yuppies who throw rooftop parties. i've never heard of a successful novelist who desries to discuss criticism.

>die together in each others arms in a tragic war
wow such hemmingway very melodramatic

20 year old lit major who thinks he's an expat writer in the 1920s detected

*tips ill fitting brown leather jacket*

>>9283848
its like reading memoirs of a middle class suburbanite
>collections of luxurious wines, watches, and women
+1 hoes are hoes but this is still fucking gross

>>9279358
>i'm the coolest most original 19 year old on the planet

please jump in front of a truck

>>9278259
>snowy canadian forest

clearly never been to Canada

>>9284525
>building in a floodplain


only canada is dumb enough to do this.

>>9279615
>christchurch or dunedin-fag please leave

>finish research master history
>become 'entrepeneur', just get enough websites/apps up for a relatively steady passive income
>do this next to a day job that allows me to pay the rent and food etc.
When the money is there to create money with money:
>do history research most days, publish a few papers each year
>do xtc every two or three months
>get a little harem going, eventually stay with the best girl
>ride my bike, especially at night
>maybe get a little vacation home in Italy and visit there every few months, preferably with friends

>>9284925
Oh and
>Still make music regularly

>>9281586
most realistic one itt

a home in nyc, korea, oregon
small sutido/vacation home in iceland
making enough money to hire at least two assistants and send my kid to a nice private school in brooklyn, maybe st annes
das it really

>>9277387
>SF techbro
fucking disgusting.
the scum of the earth

a home in nyc, korea, oregon
small studio/vacation home in iceland
bare basics home gym in each home
making enough money to hire at least two assistants and send my kid to a nice private school in brooklyn, maybe st annes
das it really

Ideal /fa/ life,

Travel back in time to the thirty's.
Become literary scholar and academic.
Move to India or Parts of Africa that were cool and the gang back then.
Basically be a colonialist.
Drink coffee all day and talk about geopolitical events in language that would be considered slightly racist or off colour today.
Of course live of mad as fuck inheritance or an "allowance" from my minted as fuck parents.

>>9284943
>>9282427

Inorite?

>>9285282
this sounds corny as shit
are you 14

>>9276783
>>9276987
>>9277408
>>9277666
>>9277705
>>9277828
>>9277961
>>9277439

>Ideal effay lifestyle
>Wife

>>9276783
You're literally me

Ideal Life

-Become musician and make a few million
-Partner with Dole foods or some other big food company and make nutrition rich foods for cheap
-Make a whole lot of money
-Move to Monaco low crime and No Taxes
-Travel the world with wife and 2 Kids ( 1 girl named Naomi and 1 boy idk name yet)
-Kids and wife dont need to work unless they want to
-Find a way to help people of lower economic status

Realistic Life
-Work at Burger King
-Die at age 27
-Cause of Death: High off Mushrooms, Jumped off building thinking I could fly.

>>9285556
are you 12?

>>9285562
no im 21
right now im homeless using mcdonalds wifi

>>9277961

Where are you on the path to becoming a cardiologist?

>>9285556
>Cause of Death: High off Mushrooms, Jumped off building thinking I could fly.
That doesn't happen you know.

>>9279553

What city are you in currently?

>>9285572
posting on a vietnamese stop motion board.

Most likely:
settle in a small indie town where I don't have to worry about my kids wandering the neighborhood with a fashionable smart woman, have a couple kids.
Ideal:
>If I somehow make it big before getting married
>Crazy bachelor mode activated
>Buy a bunch of shit
>Have literally a metric fuckton of kids with many different women of different ethnicities to make beautiful half kids.

>>9276783
>A manageable heroin addiction. A cold distant marriage to a 9/10 very thin short haired brunette wife that lives almost entirely independently doing her own thing most of the week. Spend most of my time consuming high-concept culture.
embarrassing thread

>>9277801
this guy knows what's up

Fiji Water & Cocaine

Living Like in Enter the void subtract the drug dealing and getting shot

>>9285757
>Have literally a metric fuckton of kids with many different women
Sounds like a plan...

>of different ethnicities to make beautiful half kids.
Ya blew it.

>>9281155
it's my "ideal" lifestyle asshole, if you want practicality close your computer and go back to the real world

>>9285757
>indie town
i cannot stop laughin

>>9277424
I forgot to add that I would also ride a street legal dirtbike. Combing through the city in the middle of the night blasting Gazelle Twin through my speaker sling bag. Oh how I wish this was my current life...

>>9279557
Risk asset managers/ actuaries don't make 500k

>>9289043
Fuck>>9279581