/fa/ - Fashion

i'm here. please stop

>>9138279

>>9138279
who are you? i wasn't here last night

jesus, this board is cancer, averybody is a tripfag

>>9138279
Post fit

>>9138287
i made some drunken threads where people could ask me questions. im an autistic fashion model. they kept getting deleted because everyone was like "SIT ON MY FACE PLZZZZZZZZ"

>>9138293
I'm on the train right now

>>9138294
are you "autistic" in the actual sense of the term, or the way 4chan interprets it?

and there aren't many models who post here so that's pretty cool i guess. sorry to hear about the messed up comments though.

>>9138292
there was a huge migration from reddit recently and they all think they need to trip

>>9138302
To LONDON perhaps? /fa/ggots ruining it for everyone as per usual, these autistic plebs are worse than weebos in /b/

>>9138317
im autistic in the actual sense of the turn
>>9138320
truth

>>9138328
How did you come to be a model?

Hey snakeskin, ever wonder if you should fuck off to /soc/? :)

>>9138334
go read the threads you idiot

>>9138348
post link

>>9138343
no bc i was looking for questions actually /fa/ related
are your fuccboi feelings hurt
>>9138334
when i was like 14 i used to live in this boring boring dingy little fucking town that had a photography place and i got pics made in my spare time. my sister sent them to some agencies and after like 2 years i got contacted

>>9138328
How autistic are you from a scale 1. I can talk to you normally without noticing you are autistic if not for a few thingsbthat seem odd.
To
10. Fucking autistic that you drool and think throwing shit at people is funny, my ex gf's brother was this ...he is a butter and he'd usually climb trees naked and stay there for ages as if that was normal.

>>9138368
hmmm i'd say 3 because sometimes i just back the fuck outta conversations
>he is a butter and he'd usually climb trees naked and stay there for ages as if that was normal.
kek

>>9138356
>when i was like 14 i used to live in this boring boring dingy little fucking town that had a photography place and i got pics made in my spare time. my sister sent them to some agencies and after like 2 years i got contacted
what's the world of child pornography like?

>>9138382
I'll give you 5 bucks for a hug

>>9138382
Snakuskinnu, prease by my girlofriendu. We canno be autistico togetheru. Do you rike Sonicu the Hedgehoggu? We can go fastu togetheru. (If you what I mean.)

>>9138382
Oh shit, so not too autistic, I think my house mate was autistic, she was completely fine until she did not normal things, like eating frozen peas, eat raw rice, steal my food without asking, steal my undried sock freshly washed and rock up to uni wearing soaked up socks, and complete disregard for everything even herself. We always thought she was drunk, but nope that was just her and maybe her autism, that she refused to aknowledge.

So how old are you now

>>9138386
you're sick, fuck off

back OFF guys she is officially my gf she even confirmed it in the waywt and I'm talking to her on skype so you can all stop hitting on my model gf unless you want to get curbstomped by Koishi McHasamodelgf

>be girl
>go to 4chan
>post picture and claim to be autistic
>everybody fawns over you

Jesus Christ, you guys.

>>9138427
Implying she won't cuck you with me

>>9138274
I wasnt paying attention yesterday in case this was asked

Favorite designers?

>>9138382
Which sounds better to you,

the sound of a rusted shovel scraping against pinebark

or

the sound of sandpaper rubbing against textured laminate flooring?

This is very important to me. Please respond ASAP. Thanks.

>>9138452
Seconding.

>>9138438
Implying you guys have the confidence to talk to her irl. Don't worry model baby grill I will get my ex gf's brother and ex housemate to form a super group of gifted children. I hope you can sing as well as you can break hearts.

>>9138452
those sounds feel nice to imagine :^)

>this thread

>>9138468
Implying my job doesn't require me to talk to qts on a daily basis

>>9138478
what's it like being a barista at starbucks?

>>9138476
Just report it, nothing but attention whoring.
It has nothing to do with fashion.

>people will respond to me making excuses

>>9138478
Anon confirmed as drive in mc Donalds employee

>>9138482
good one

>>9138452
Snakeskin has nothing on this level of autism.

>>9138419
18
>>9138427
:^)
>>9138448
MIU MIU!!!!!!!!!
>>9138452
the latter. oh god i can feel my skin crawling

>>9138510
Post fit baby gruul

>>9138510
>the latter. oh god i can feel my skin crawling
Thank you for answering. Now I am going to recreate this sound.

Someone post a picture of this slag.

>>9138544
why??

>>9138547
that's a mean name to call someone you don't know

>>9138547

>>9138427
Why do you need to announce that you're a dyke every 20 minutes? You dress like garbage and contribute nothing to this board. Drop trip.

>>9138565
#blownaway

Koishi you need to fuck off though, I told you before all I ever see you doing is bitching about how shitty you dress.

And fuck off to /soc/ you fucking sperg.

>>9138565
I won't drop nothin but your mama's panties boyo now go back to bed before I come over there and give you a spanking.

>>9138560
ooh.. how can you model with those scars?

>>9138565
stop

>>9138565
lmao post a fit big boy

>>9138578
Wow, the dyke reminders are now every 30 seconds. Have fun being a poorly dressed degenerate.

>>9138578
>>9138583

>itt women thinking they can be funny on the internet

lmbo

>>9138582
it was a timestamp written on my arm

>>9138578
>>9138583
>>9138584
look at that fucking damage control
onani gang are really in here huh

snakeskin we're gonna force you off this board sooner or later just you wait bitch

>>9138556
Why? It is the only way I can achieve and maintain an erection. I am a sound fetishist.

I don't have sex that much, but when I do people describe it as an auditory experience---a feast for the ears.

My recreation of sounds is the equivalent of "sexting" to you people. I will enjoy this sound making session now.