/fa/ - Fashion

Just try your best to smell like absolute shit and then they won't want to talk to you

Nobody ever asks me this shit, even at fucking Gamestop.

Feels good man.

>>9120546
Say if you're gonna get a card from her it'd better have her number on it.

If she's creeped out you're good.
If she's not you get the digits.

>Cashier gives you that "allllright" like you're throwing away a huge deal

Listen Nigger, why would I want to open a store credit card when I could just buy everything with cash or use my debit card and not have to worry about interest rates exceeding what I would save with 15% off this purchase.

yeah, there is something more annoying than listening to this shit.

and it's having to say this shit to every customer or else not making rent and being homeless

>>9120567
damn dude theyre just doing their job, they know that opening a card with a huge interest rate that will destroy your credit score is a terrible idea, but they're paid to push it and they are sometimes punished for not reaching a sign-up quota. Blame the management

>>9120559
>>9120551

>>9120546
Just tell them you'll think about it or that you never shop there or something. Or come in during busy times. They'll almost never offer during busy times. Every time I go to Winners, they try to reel me in with the 30-day returns that TJX members get, but recently I've been throwing their holiday return policy back at them.
"Can't I just make returns from purchases now until January?"
"Yes, but that's only for store credit"
Bitch, a TJX gift card is basically like real money for millennial scumbags like me who can't stop buying kitchen towels.

>>9120580

I think it's more to do with the fact that I just look like an unhappy asshole.

Apparently I just smell like soap.

>>9120546
just say to her

>would you like dick or cock?

after they ask you these questions over and over again, i've done it 10 times, works EVERY time.

she HAS to answer from those to, from the very nature of the question, they're both penises, which will get her head spinning, and ultimately get you head.
stay cheeky lads.s

>>9120602
👌

> tfw work Sport Chalet
> tfw have an obviously depressed/pissed off customer and my manager is nearby
> tfw have to ask them to sign up for the Action Pass and Mastercard and try to sell them our warranties to look good
> tfw they give me the death glare

>>9120583
>shopping at winners

you do realize nothing is a good deal, right?

>>9120575
This guys right. I use to work at the GAP and they would have you sign up so many customers in a day. You feel like an absolute schmuck when you're asking customers to sign up for a card that only takes off the tax and you're forced to keep asking until the customer has said no 3 times...

Never sign up for a store card. They're all SHIT.

>>9120795
>nothing is a good deal
Maybe if you're a boy

I've gotten really good deals on my favourite denim (N&F, J Brand), hosiery (Wolford, Falke) and basics (Am Appy cheaper than warehouse sale price, James Perse), all 70-90% off. I've seen some Rick Owens (mainline and + Lilies), Saint Laurent and Margiela Line 6 at my Winners but everything was too big (usually size 40) and not really my style.

>>9120895
>Rick Owens (mainline and + Lilies), Saint Laurent and Margiela Line 6

No way. All of the Winners I've been to only sold crappy "Calvin Klein" dad pants and no-
name sportswear for $50 ("75% off!")

pretty sure this is a troll anyways

>>9120944
>not having a Runway section at your Winners
:(

I know it's annoying but there's probably some scummy manager watching them making sure they read their scripts.

I just give a quick "nope" and shove my card in their direction

>>9120546
>>Your total is $159.99
>>Cash or Card?
*hands a bunch of 20's*
dude counts out some and hands rest back
>>Would you like to apply for a store credit card? You will get 15% off of your first purchase?
mumble mumble
>>Are you sure? It will only take 5 minutes to fill out the applications
grunt
>>Would you like to open a rewards card with us then? Every item you buy builds reward points and you can spend them here in the store
....
>>Are you sure? It will only take 2 minutes
...

i also look batshit so i guess that helps

>>9120944
winners is literally a canadian version of TJmaxx

they call it runway at marshalls or tjmaxx whatever the fuck

yes they have rick owens there
mens stuff too

unless you live in the sticks or some shit

>>9120895
whats up with your thighs?

>>9122003
been to a bunch, never seen anything worth buying

is that where you cop ur "sick fits" from?? LMAO

>>9120546
store clerk here. i do my best not to annoy you with that shit. we often do it because companies wants us to push credit on to you mofos, and it lets us keep our jobs

>>9122011
no, sizes are usually too small for me

but there are some fgts on sufu wearing some tjmaxx rick owens they paid 75% of retail for

>>9120567
>never builds credit
Have fun buying a house.

>>9120575
>>9120785
>>9120810
>caring what your managers think

>>9122021
being a NEET

>>9120895
Protip: those brands make low-budget clothes specifically for those types of of stores

>>9122015
>Building credit with store credit cards
Have fun filing for chapter 11

>>9122015
>taking out a mortgage
good goy

>>9120546
>Is there anything more annoying than this shit?
Yes. 90% of customers/

>>9120561
this is so gold

I work in retail. I always avoid asking this stuff.

>>9122182
Hope u get fired soon

they are litterally just doing their job.
yes it's annoying, but its their job. their boss tells them to say these things, they don't care if it's annoying because it gets you brownie points for the boss

>>9122021
lol yeah dude who cares if I get fired ha ha

fucking idiot

>Your total is $159.99
>Cash or Card?
Credit Card
>Would you like to apply for a store credit card? You will get 15% off of your first purchase?
No.
>Are you sure? It will only take 5 minutes to fill out the applications

Ignore them and just swipe my card

usually they stop asking here and just say "thank you for shopping at blah blah blah have a nice day"

>>9122273
mfw they stare u down while waiting for a reply

>>9122011

do you live in ontario? my mom always has luck at the queen & portland location, the one connected to the loblaws.

heard the one at yorkdale is good too, never think to visit it when i'm in the area

>>9122283
yeah that was kinda awkward at first but i got used to it

>>9122170
Why? I just want to purchase an item I want, why must you continually pester me about your damn store cards?

I said no, I don't want you to ask me if I am sure about my decision, because it will almost always be contiguous with my previous response.

>Say no to the store card, and her follow up response of "are you sure?"

Sometimes they give you a look like their family wont eat for a week.

What gives?

>>9122293

some stores prolly enforce a weekly/monthly quota.

>>9122273
>Cashier is a qt3.14
>Don't want to appear autistic by not responding to her
>Asks if I am interested in a store card with a huge smile on her face
>look at the ground, shrug my shoulders, and say no thanks
>She doesn't pester me but I sense a hint of disappointment in her voice, like she did something wrong
>Ah-actually I-I'll take do it...
>"Oh goodie! Let me get that application for you"
>Asks me what my address and zip code is
>Completely draw a blank and just give her fake information to not appear autistic
>Finish up the application process that took fucking 20 minutes to finish
>Leave the store feeling like a mess
Now I have some shitty store card that has incorrect information on it, all because of some hot girl who I couldn't say no to cause I am a pathetic beta faggot.

I gotta get my shit together

>>9122300
I can just imagine a staff meeting going exactly like that scene from glengarry glen ross where every person is threatened to lose their job unless they are in the top 2 sales of fucking store cards.

I'm buying all my clothes online from now on

>>9122308

You fell for her routine, hook, line and sinker.

>>9122308
These store cards are truly a menace to society

>>9122317
I'm a weak human being, what can I say

>>9122308
beta faggot kill yourself

>>9122300
not my problem

also if the dude gets fired from his shit tier job, someone else who needs a job gets it

since the dude is probably feeling entitled at that point

>>9122308
>don't want to appear autistic

Who cares, you were never going to land her anyways.

>>9122308
>>Completely draw a blank and just give her fake information to not appear autistic
AT least you managed to think and sort of save the situation

>>9122357

I wish more people would think like this when it comes to tipping waiters.

>>9122381
>be white dude in Tokyo
>shop clerks usually speak some English, but no self confidence
>walk into any shop and spaghetti immediately falls out of every clerks pockets
>speak Japanese fine, but cant really fault them for assuming I don't at first
>awkward tension for days

also
>be looking at an item for 1.5 seconds
>"hey, you can try that on if you want!"
>no fucking way

>>9122395


wow tokyo sounds like a dream

even an autist like me could get a job if all the clerks have no self confidence

>>9122290
Not even referring to store cards, we aren't forced to rape every customer with offers (although I bet we will soon).

I just mean that most customers are far more irritating than someone asking you 2 questions you don't want to answer

>>9122308
Wow

I mean

Fucking wow

why wouldn't you want 15% off :o

Dunno about you m8s but I got £250 of Liberty loyalty points to splurge.

>>9122308
I laugh too fucking much at these posts.
Only reason I've ever been on /r9k/, fuck me dude.

>>9122284
Does your mom wear tricky ricky? Sounds effay

>>9122230
nah :^)

>>9122537
if you feel that way quit, stop being an entitled little shit and let someone else take your spot

retail positions are meant to be temp jobs

not for you to spend many months or several years there

>buying shoes
>assistant who brought out my pair has a card thingy with him so I could pay with ever going to the counter and dealing with the bullshit

Why don't more stores do this?

>>9124590
Because you shop at poverty-tier stores which need to peddle credit cards to boost their tiny margins.

>>9124604
I was buying Rickies, fucker

>>9124466
Clearly you have never worked retail, people are fucking retarded. Seriously try working a cash register for a month and try not to kill yourself.

Source:Ikea for 2 years.

>>9122308
hahahaha dude

it's a good thing you fit in here right? kinda would suck to be so autistic you don't even belong on /fa/

(referring to pigfuck and trunksy) LOL

>>9124617
thought only construction workers wore Dickies.... ay lmaoo