/fa/ - Fashion

I cried when i saw these just pop up on my dashboard

rip sweet prince

i'll bite who's this

>>9085832

>he doesn't know the bucket hat king

newfag pls go

is matt dead?

>>9085832
king of /fa/ circa all of 2013

maintained highest post count for literally a year straight


gone but not forgotten

>>9085840
must've just missed him, i started frequenting in january

>>9085847
by a year or 2

curlgurl wanted to fuck him

lol

>>9085851
cg thought i had low test or some shit

think she just said that though because i used to always diss her

nice one matt

>>9085832
you know its weird, people hated him back then and now they love him.

he wasn't that bad now to think about it. he was p cool

>>9085858
im not a basement loser any more lol i started uni end of sep and have fucked a girl (mainly my gf) every night since... literally every night except the first one where i got too drunk and went to bed. met my gf the day after

Well he filled out... passably.

>>9085860
i started off a big fuccboi but my the time 2013 rolled round i was pretty cool because i had stopped giving a fuck

>>9085863
dude ive lost all my gains since i started university

>>9085867

you should post a recent fit breh

also pics of your qt gf

>>9085877
race traitor?

children

>>9085891
pfft were over age.... you should be off 4chan for good by 21

>>9085888
u can have ur fun
nothing longterm

>>9085888

>he posted pics of his gf before pics of a fit
SOMEONE is trying to show off

She's damn qt tho, I like her hair. Wouldgf/10. Also race traitor only applies to white women, not men. Do you even /pol/?

>>9085888
no racist, but how do you cope with the nigger smell?

>>9085896
dont have any fit pics... on chromebook only got pics from phone. havent taken fit pics since like august which i posted here

anway... years... thousands (literally) of self deprecating posts on this place... i think ive earned my right to boast a little when things finally start coming up lelders
>>9085894
eh shes pretty perfect for me. not a slut/doesnt drink but doesnt mind me drinking/doing drugs doesnt wear make up, is cool and funny and smart (chemistry student). tri lingual and was brouht up in romania so doesnt have any of the common western women flaws, likes to cook for me and clean my room and stuff. ALso we have amazing chemistry and get along great. we spend all our ttime together since we met on the second day of uni (29th sept). she is cool and has had a rough child hood that has resulted in her not giving a fuck about people she doesnt like. its pretty punk and she says she wants to be with me for a loooong looong time. also rich parents and she doesnt let me buy her anything. seems pretty good lets hope it goes well. squirts too

>>9085916
shes a hygiene freak but when im horny i like the sour dough pussy

>>9085921
but how does she dress?

>>9085921
which uni do you go to if you don't mind me asking btw?

also would never guess she's romanian judging by the pic, unless she was just brought up there and is not of romanian descent

>>9085921

Good god she literally sounds perfect...i'm fucking jelly

>>9085921

How2cop a gf like that?

did you just take her out to coffee or something?

>>9085923
>>9085921
nice, getting the fuck off 4chan did you some good

proud of ya matt

>>9085921
bad thing she looks like a gipsy transvestite

>>9085921
>squirts too
thats piss matt
the rest sounds good tho

>>9085950
>fucked a chick who didn't want to piss
>make up some bullshit about how "i love girls who squirt"
>drinking her piss
>lies
>thinks she's the first bitch to piss on me..thinks i don't know what it tastes like when she urinates into my mouth with mouth on her labia

fucking liars and whores...all of em

>>9085921
post eyebrows nudes

>>9085964
voldie is fat now
>now

>>9085930
well basically it ws the second day of uni, i woke up killer hangover feeling misanthropic and shit. had to go on some shitty college tour, saw this cute girl in front of me and said hi, we got talking, split up from the tour group and walked over this really nice walk to the other campus. instantly the chemistry was so strong... it was really weird. i took her to a place that sells coffee and stuff, asked her if she wanted anything and she was like yeah but you're not paying for it (which made me like her 5x more). we literally talked for 8 hours straight that day and she mainly listened... it was weird to meet a girl who genuinely enjoyed just hearing me ramble. we went back to her room and even though she didnt want to get in a relationship at all in the first few months in england we got NO sleep that night... ive seen her and spend pretty much every night with her since. i hate going to shitty chain clubs anyway. we hang out every night and fuck and go out to shops and restaurants when weve got free time tables.

>>9085950
one time it was like super hard and was kinda like piss... other times it isnt u can tell from the smell

>>9085924
pretty good dont have any pics. cept this one. lol. first time i went out with her she bought a 6 plus with 50£ notes hahah. this pic is her opening it lol


>>9085928
sure its university of york. shes lived all around the world but mainly in romania, doesnt really have a mother tongue as she learnt both english and romanian as her first languages, and nigerian english lol. she looks like a mixed black white girl and when i first met her she asked me where she thought she was from and i said london haha. she has no romanian sounding voice.


>>9085964
>>9085964
i dnt have those i think and def not on this computer

>>9085971
the fuck

i still want to impregnate her/leave/never pay child support

oh yeah bonus point; she got iud the other week so i can cum inside every day.

>>9085971
thats a big girl

>>9085982
she started attending party cons (ones where bitches just get drunk and fuck other attendees)

coupled with her junk food fueled diet...you get

wow lol matt got his shit together


wow

>>9086004
i was a lost and lonely soul when i used to browse this place constantly. my life has taken a 180

>>9086011

What are you studying anyway?

>>9086011
im still the same matt (some of you) know and love though

>>9086012
law

>>9085992
jesus christ this is horrifying.

>>9086014
Hey matt just stopping in to say I think you're a nice boy and I'm glad you seem to be having a better time now :)

ps: you're still kinda an idiot attention whore tho.

>>9086014
everyone here is glad you've made it.
you're fucking better chicks (see what you were fapping to before uni)

your fits are on point now that you stopped giving a shit about fuccboi trends

and you're fit as fuck

quite the amount of progress man

I wasn't here when he posted. Was he like a beta attention whore, cool guy or an arrogant jerk?

>>9085916
do you even know the smell of female, you fat fuck ?

>>9085888
What's wrong with her face, jesus christ.
>trips of cuteness

You're both a cute couple tho

>>9086049
Reminder that you (Are you even the original Sieg?) are here forever :^)

The sooner people leave this board the better, it reached its peak when knoch still posted and died when poet left.

>>9085980
you seem like a nice guy, taking this board seriously was probably your biggest mistake

>>9086082
Poet pls

>>9085896
helders has posted hella fit pics u newfag

also, helders ur looks cute except for her kike nose

not bad

>>9085980
kek london

you sound happy m8 good for you

>>9086011
>i was a lost and lonely soul when i used to browse this place constantly

arn't we all

>>9085867
fuck off faggot
All of you are stupid faggots

Stopped frequenting here so much, its good to see matt moving up. Can anyone tell me what happened to tinny? User? Casey? This place feels like summer never ended.

>>9086299
Tinny almost solely posts on Tumblr now and rarely sufu. User/Void just released his first line of clothing which is pretty cool even if it is heavily inspired by CE. Casemods. Why the fuck would you care about someone like that.?

>>9086311
>User/Void just released his first line of clothing
huh what when did this happen
pics

>>9086325
I don't really feel like digging right now, but I saw the promo video posted on sufu with the actual link to his site posted around the same time on sufu.

>>9085980
awww

i hope you have a happy and successful life bud.

>>9086382
just tell me where on sufu i cant find his old tumblr

>>9086394
I think it was on lol wut and miscellaneous musings that I saw them not 100% though on the exact threads but I do know they were in supertrash.

>>9085980
sounds like post op tranny, hope u like fucking where a dick used to be

>>9086401
you're thinking of beefthang you big dum dum

http://www.guerrilla-group.co/collections/eyes-sins

>>9086277
I didn't ask for your favorite drink

>>9085888
why is he in bed with whoopi goldberg

>>9086393
thank you

>>9086907
was your gap year any fun at all?

>>9086920
not really... quite lonely. so much time alone meant i learnt a lot about myself, and about drugs, which has been helpful lol

i think i 'discovered myself' more sitting at home drinking alone, taking psychedelics alone and all kinds of other things (alone) than all my posh kids in my halls who took years out to go to india or africa on a £5k volunteering program. I didnt get a cool profile pic out of mine though

>>9086956
how much of your ridic shoe collection did you bring with you?
do you give a shit about fashion anymore?

>>9085921
>squirts too

>>9086984
sold some of them, atm i mainly wear these af1s (cept mine a beat up), wolverine boots, or some roshes or some other type of af1.

does she know about your dark 4chan history? what if she - somehow - were to find out about this thread?

>>9085851
>>9085856
low test beta males detected

>>9085821
this is disgusting. how shitty do you have to be to post yourself shirtless with a girl

long live matt heldong

>>9087005
>>9086984
i think i will always care atleast a big about fashion its too ingrained into me after being on here so much


also i copped these a couple of days ago. im not usually much of a fan of dr martens but these things look really sexy in the flesh

>>9087013
she wouldnt mind, ive told her all about it anyway

Does she know you fucked tinfoils qt gf?

>>9087026
in the ass

>>9087026
>that monsterfaced jack skellington looking thing
>qt gf
she probs an asian 6/10

prove me wrong motherfuckers come at me im armed

>>9087019
like dan bilzerian shitty

>>9085821
>despite being ridiculed for more than a year on 4chan and sufu he turned his life around, left this place and acquired a nubian gipsy princess
>you are still browsing this shithole

jdisma

>>9087060
im writing an essay atm. thats my excuse for coming on here, i stopped coming here about a year ago

>>9087066
yeah, but somehow we all keep coming back from time to time
you're still lurking
knoch is still lurking
tripsk is still lurking
idk why but when Im bored I come back here too

>>9087066
how many words? 50?

>>9087076
>Curlgirl doesnt rememember Carebear, the lowest test and most beta of them all
>She never believed that I would be a heterosexual just for the cute selfies together

im going to kill myself

>>9087084
how could I forget

>>9087081
i wish, its seventy words =/- 10%
ive finished it but im going through to pad it out for wordcount

>>9087076
sometimes i do... come click on here but usually i cant stay here for more than 2 mins i get too bored. different when im talking about myself or old times

recently ive been killing my spare time watching the stuff they dont want you to know vids on youtube... lov those vids

whats a good way of saying something like ... criticism is often levied at xyz

>>9087091
jesus christ please why did i post pics like that make it go away please..... why was my hair so puffy...

>>9087099
post a recent pic cb =))))

>>9087107
i decided not to do that stuff any more because people are way creepier than they used to be and that shit would probably crop up edited onto fisting porn sent to my nan or something

>>9087112
fuck

i already had photoshop open and ready

>>9087119
we could just meet up and do it for real......

>>9087112
no but really

>edited onto fisting porn
>edited

>>9087121
ok

>>9087126
do you have a stretchy bungus matt

>>9086311
>not caring about our savior casey
pls

>>9087133
no. have high pain threshold though.

>>9087138
you and esmerelda can practice she probably has smaller hands than me

do you think he's still alive?

>>9087149
danim den will live 5ever

Lol she submitted a pic of us to some black girls with white guys tumblr. has 150 notes lol


>>9087149
just about

>>9085980

I do solemnly swear never to give into homosexual temptation. I promise to always uphold the virtue and honour of my heterosexuality.
I pledge never to get lost in the creamy colon of a man.

>>9087231
im trying to figure out whats going on with those signs in the background

girl/guy
wheel chair
guy with a baby

boy meets girl, fall in love, want children, see guy in wheel chair rollling on by with his child

boy takes child from handicapped guy and run off with girl to raise kidnapped son?

>>9087299
sieg you got skype or anything i could keep up with you on

>>9085888

missed u nial

~bucketboyz~

>>9087292
the idea of a colon being creamy is so offputting....

>>9087319
its putting me off my work

>>9087328
my creamy colon will distract u from ur work BIG BOY ;)

>>9087149
pls someone post the denim dan copy paste
I haven't seen it in forever