/fa/ - Fashion

>>8920317
so fashionable gay best friend your way into their changing rooms dude

>>8920317
that is their way of telling you that you look good but have a shit personality

>tfw finally begin to become /fa/
>attention from females skyrockets because they think you're gay
>am gay
>don't want their fucking attention

>>8920466
This

>>8920317

>room mate has drunk freshie grill over
>she's not having him
>wants me
>don't realize at first
>rubs muh viscose
>pulls my shemagh
>"you look fun"
>tfw seeing the look on his face was better than any sex

>be a filthy casual
>do not get a lot of attention from girls
>spill spaghetti every time a girl talked to me

>become /fa/
>more attention from girls
>spill spaghetti several times a day

Fuck you /fa)

>being male and fa
>friends say i'm overdressed
>girls secretly think I'm gay
>parents think i'm weird (and probably gay too)
>male friends can't understand why I pay so much for clothes

MFW my friends don't understand me

>>8920506
post fit, I love it when that stuff happens.

>>8920529
you're not rocking it. half the fit is your attitude.

>>8920526
describe "becomming /f/a"

>>8920317
is there a version of your pic without the feels?

I'd cop that on a white tee

>>8920572
>>>/myspace in 2005/

>senior year in high school
>start to hone /fa/dom. Tried in junior year but failed and thought I was succeeding.
>No one thinks I'm gay because I don't act like a softspoken little flower.
>Have a weird walk. It's more of a saunter/strut. People tell me I lead with my crotch and kind of lean back, my shoulders don't move, and my arms sway naturally. It's never been a bad thing, I get complimented on my walk all the time.
>Act snobby about clothes because I like to
>Pleb guys at school say "Why wud u spend so much 4 a brand r u a retard"
>Say something like "I plan to wipe my son's ass with Prada baby wipes."
>Talk to girls about clothes all the time. Great topic for talking with girls if you have nothing else to talk about.
>Spot pleb guys with girls
>"Oh my god. His shoes are so bad"
>"And his pants"
>"OH MY GOD HIS PANTS YES ANON"
>"They look like relaxed fit wrangler jeans that he got from the clearance aisle at Kmart for $8"


I'm actually really surprised that none of them think I'm gay.

I have a girlfriend. Maybe that's it.

>>8920469
this. or you're totally beta.

>become remotely /fit/ and /fa/
>attention from girls soars to new heights
>tfw girls start lying to get closer to me
>tfw being pressured to date/hang out with them
>tfw not a single hottie in the bunch

not worth
i need to move cities

>get lots of confidence and stop caring about the opinions of insignificant people in my life
>become a gigantic abrasive asshole

t-thanks /fa/

>>8920568
do we have a flash board ?
:^)

>>8920317
>heading to shitty restaurant job
>dressed in White tee and shitty jeans+black dress shoes
>all of a sudden getting attention from qt azn girls everywhere
>never get this much attention in effay fits

What the fuck, what is this

>>8920317
>become /fa/
>dress in heritage/workwear
>literally no one thinks I'm gay

s'wat happens when you go with the goof OP

>become /fit/ and sort of /fa/ (I.e I now wear clothes that flatter my body)
>Some girls mire here and there, mostly narcissistic mirin by myself when passing by a reflection
>don't even have /fa/ gym clothes so I look like shit and feel small as shit
Life is pain

>>8920689
>Doesn't get attention from girls.
>"It must be my entire fucking cities fault, not mine."

You're ugly anon.

>>8920317
it's because you're beta as fuck and they're used to nice-looking guys being confident enough to act interested. you're full of self-doubt and act like an asexual buddy around them, so they assume you are one

if they already think you're gay, you've fucked up. don't try to fix the mistake, just move on and don't act gay around the women you meet in the future

>>8920769
Learn to project confident and masculine body language.

Girls are a lot more receptive to body language than guys, even if they don't recognize it.

>>8920695

you have made it.

>tfw got mildly /fa/
>rock monochrome like it's still 2012
>basically previous-lvl as fuck, but everyone else just wears gym clothes
>catch this azn girl mirin' frequently in class
>she's a low-tier brown Asian, and not Chinese/Japanese/Vietnamese mstrrace
Like, what's even the fucking point in dressing decently if it attracts inferior ethnicites?

>tfw /fa/ and /pol/

>>8920809
Truly a terrible combination.

>>8920809
dark skinned girls are hot af tho

you're just a beta loser whose afraid of having his masculinity challenged

>>8920705
>implying you can be /fa/ in heritage/workwear
thanks for the laff

>>8920809
>Vietnamese mstrrace
what

>>8920809
>Leaves out Koreans
>Includes Vietnamese

Anon, pls.

>>8920572
Looks bland without the faces. But if you honestly want it I made a vector.

>tfw when grill who always wears tights and thigh highs never has any pics on facebook

>>8920710
obviously you missed the point. i do get girls, it's just <7/10s that actively peruse me

>be me
>work at a cafe as a waiter and sometimes barman
>day has been too slow
>manager tells me to give out panphlets about the place
>tells me to give it only to young people
>be in the local plaza fivving out paphlets and judging everyone because muh /fa/utism
>give some to a pair o bitchlets in full pleb core
>they jiggle and walk away al nervous and jiggling and staring back at me
>give them the bad look and feel annoyed
>tfw you probably only work as a waiter
>tfw you´re startinmg to regret on being effay

well fuck, its not like theres some decent grills where i work, i´ve got the number of a qt3.14 tho

>friendless loser
>start uni
>get friends
>life gets good
>buy some nice clothes
>hands start shaking
>people start to comment "why are your hands shaking so much are you nervous?"
>tremors increase
>tremors spread to legs
>can't stand still without knees feeling like they are going to buckle
>tremors spread to face
>bottom eyelids shaking
>facial spasms if I try to smile
>develop social anxiety
>get severely depressed
>get intense mood swings, like teenage angst kind of bad
>haven't left house for weeks
why bother

>meet effay qt
>go on a few dates she seems to like me
>grandfather dies, in the moment of weakness start doubting everything I had going with her
>the feeling won't leave

If you all think that dressing better will make people like you more then you don't deserve friends in the first place

>tfw qt gf of 3 years breaks up with u

>lurk on /fa/ shitposting
>too scared to become /fa/

>>8921268
what are we, therapists?

>>8920809
>low-tier brown Asian
>not Chinese/Vietnamese

what

>>8920809
>cops CCP like it's 2012 foreva

>can only score flip and chink pussy

i'd rather eat a fat feminist who bathes once a week out than tick my dick in dog eating puss

Well, mens' fashion nowadays is pretty fucking gay tbh

>get attention from girls
>get bored of them instantly
>I just wanna be alone
>find someone I want to speak to
>feel like they don't want to speak to me
>get paranoid but just keep it to myself
>all i do is spend money on clothes
>I just want to meet somebody I click with
>mainly attracted to asian girls but lowkey bc I don't wanna get called yellow fever
>life is hard

>>8920830
>thinks virgincore is /fa/

I vomited my breakfast from laughing so hard

>>8921496
Sounds like aspergers

>>8921496
Also

>completely high strung anxious wreck
>always thinking of what to wear next
>I look in every reflection I can
>ego problems out of the ass
>I don't understand why females ignore me
>it's because I'm a narcissistic twat

Elliot rodger v2

>Go and find the APC surplus store in Tokyo
>wasn't expecting much
>get in, find a bunch of cool stuff in my size
>everything at least 50% off
>$240 worker jacket to $70
>$170 shirt to $80
>$200 overshirt to $100
>spent about $300, but got everything for so cheap
>still feel guilty for spending so much money

It's not even as though I couldn't afford it. Plus it's gotten better since wearing them since I've come to love them all

>>8920572

>>8920650
You sound like a real cunt

>>8920317
the only reason this happens is because you're in high school.

>>8920317
>"im not gay lol"
>"cool let's have sex then"

no worries

>>8920317
>become /fa/
>still spill spaghetti
>no grills
>stop giving a shit and drinking erryday
>dress like I just came off a 3 week bender every day
>tons of attention
>too apathetic to spill spaghetti
New Wave-esque attitudes and fits are GOAT.

>>8920568
Actually caring how I look like

>>8920809
>/fa/ and /pol/
rock off SS-core

>>8921667
maybe he's an aussie

>>8920983
Because the other >7/10 expect YOU to pursue THEM, they are used to be passive in this aspect since they get a lot of attention.

>tfw tall blonde good looking
>tfw beta as fuck
>tfw kissed girl of my dreams one night out while drunk as fuck
>do the same next week at another party also drunk
>see her sober at party month later
>spill spaghetti everywhere and look at her like she is inferior filth
>spend the night with my model sister in law hoping everyone thinks she's my girlfriend
>girl of my dreams hates me now
i get so fucking arrogant out of insecurity
wat do?

>>8921814
hahah lmao
nothing
enjoy it like I do
can't enjoy it?
quit life then.

>>8920936
Pls post vector, I want to make it my wallpaper.

>>8921816
what kind of fucked up advice is that?
are you 16 or something?

>>8921822
no, way older than that
stay pussy then.

>>8921810
let me take this back for you

>>Doesn't get attention from girls.
>i do get girls, it's just <7/10s

>>"It must be my entire fucking cities fault, not mine."
wasn't really blaming the city for anything

>look like a weirdo
>zero game
>zero friends
>the only thing you can talk about is clothing (by that I mean you can only repeat shit you learned on a cartoon forum) and anime
>"omg guys I'm still not getting any girls. I don't know why, I already bought my raw jeans and desert boots!"

it's because you're a fucking pansy ass nerd in a button shirt and slacks don't act so surprised

>>8920701
>white man in shitty 3rd world fob country
>"yeah I am getting all these asian bitches. I must be so fly"
yeah, that's it...it's because you are so fly anon lel

>>8921937
Kek, post fit fucchiboi

>>8921810
>muh pua tactics
i get hit on by >7/10s whenever i slap on a button shirt. the trick is to not be ugly

>>8921496
I'll click with you anon <3

>>8920650

pure autism, please kill yourself

>>8921764
post representative picture of aesthetic

>be 2068
>be me
>grand son comes to visit in the afternoon wearing Gleon Kru high waisted moon pants
>Zingro sandals
>Casual tee sold at Zorbit
>can't stand to look at him and this bullshit style
>"sup gramps"
>turn around, hold back tears and anger
>walk up stairs to my room to be alone
>open closet, pull out chest labelled "Hero"
>open it
>glowing picture of Rick surrounded by petals
>underneath are my old geo baskets, drop crotch shorts, 1.5 meter long no sleeve shirt
>tears start running down my face
>I hold the picture in my hands as my tears drip down onto the frame
>start uncontrollably crying
>wife hears, and opens the door
>looks at me curled up, crying
>"he's been dead for decades Anon, give it up, it's not coming back, it's never coming back"
>I cry "fucking... pleb... fag... WORLD..."
>wife can't bare to watch this
>suddenly I hear Rick's beautiful, masculine voice
>"fear not Anon, for one day we will be one again"
>I feel his kiss on my forehead
>the picture frame shattered into beautiful butterflies, that carry his picture away, into the sky
>I wipe away the tears and think back to beautiful memories

>thank you Rick

>>8921378
its fun to be /fa/
its fun to be /fit/
its fun to not give a fuck what people think about you (except for oneitis and your waifu ofc)

>>8921450
sticken up for ya gf mayne good guy :))

>>8921819
make it a vector yourself fuccboi, smh

>left all of my friends when i left for college
>feel like i'll never be as happy as i was this summer
>qts at my school mirin but have no motivation to hang out with them because they're not as interesting as my old friends
>only thing stopping me from killing myself is the fact that i always have expensive cops in the mail just so i don't do it

>>8921505
I'm no expert but it seems you have poor self-esteem.

>>8920506
>shemagh

religious purposes or fashion statement?