/fa/ - Fashion

>>8917265
Long beards, hitler youth hair, buzzcuts, manbuns are all out

>>8917283
>hy
>beards
>out

top lel

>>8917265
Post beard, if it looks good who cares about what other people do.

>>8917285
>just because you have them doesn't mean they're in, it just means you're stuck in 2012,fuccboi. Go back to mfa

>>8917265
beards are only attractive to dykes in denial, normal chicks hate that shit

>>8917289
I don't have neither of those but that doesn't mean I can't call you out as a clean-shaven autist who knows shit and spouts judgements on a kzrgystan claymation board.

>>8917289
who are you quoting

>>8917283
What's in now? I go to a sheltered liberal arts college populated by fratbros so I don't know what's going on

>>8917332
Why don't you just do what you like to do? Because it sounds like you're asking to take on a style that will make people give a shit about you.
>Captcha: theyne verwill

>>8917292
so much this

As long as there on person on this Earth who doesn't feel like shaving, beards will never go out.

Shaving sucks compared to having a beard.

>>8917346
Samefag so obvious

>>8917265
i wear beard for 4 years now. i have a weak as fuck chin but mighty leonidas class beard.

would probably trade good chin vs beard because its more convenient though.

>>8917293
It's "Kyrgyz".

Nothing anyone on /fa/ says is of any importance because you're all living in this ridiculous microcosmos.

>>8917292
Because your opinion must be a fact

>>8917372
you would know if you werent gay

>>8917292
>sexual characteristic exclusive to males
>only attractive to lesbians
What.

>>8917388
dykes are all way manlier than the average male

>>8917393
>a dyke is a lesbian
>a lesbian is a female attracted exclusively to other females
>therefore a lesbian is attracted to femininity
>only males can grow a beard
>therefore a beard is not feminine

>>8917393
>a dyke is a lesbian
>a lesbian is a female attracted exclusively to other females
>therefore a lesbian is attracted to femininity
>only males can grow a beard
>therefore a beard is inherently masculine
>masculinity is the opposite of femininity
>therefore a lesbian could and would not under any circumstances find a beard attractive

beards look decent, but this tumblr overgrown mountain man, hipster, undercut, tattoos-shit looks bad. You're bad, kid.

>>8917265
mostly yea.
Even jackthreads had an article about it.

Then I assume I should shave mine... o-ok ;_;

>>8917411
damn if i were close to you in a cramped bus in the morning i would probably puke my innards out

>>8917411
just trim it and do something with your hair.

>>8917400
>>8917402
>dykes are attracted to femininity
lol they are attracted to manly women you dumb cunt

>>8917411
That's pretty nice, how long did you grow it for?

>>8917425
Thanks, It's been 17/18 weeks.

>>8917433
How old are you?

>>8917405

That's exactly what I am. Skinny jeans tumblrcore americana style. I feel like this shit has become so mainstream that even party girls and other plebs at my school have adopted some of its characteristics. Where can I go from here? I feel like I'm stuck in 2012. The problem is I have a shit jawline, a weak chin and chubby cheeks so the beard was useful to hide that shit.

>>8917424
What, like how gay men are only into twinks? Have you ever even met a lesbian?

>>8917436
26

>>8917440
the best thing you can do is either go back to sexy stubble or just reinvent yourself, bud. Most of the time I can honesty say when people go for this look, they are trying REALLLLLY fucking hard to pull it off.

its the same guy making these beard threads everyday

>>8917446
Honestly it sounds like you are one of those stupid kids that have never left their mums apartment but somehow think they know everything better than everyone so when your balls drop and you start to go out and notice people you might realize i was right but whatever don't bother responding because i sure as hell wont.

>>8917440
I never understood why slackjawed people are being told to grow beards.Pubes on face doesn't help your shitty facial structure at all.It's just pubes on face holding in your dead skin and various other bacteria and shit.

>>8917288
Here's my beard.
Also for the record this is my first time posting a thread so I don't think it's the same guy everyday.

>>8917411
Maybe trim the stache a bit.
Beard looks dope tho.
I'd a eat a cracker lost in it anyday.

>>8917462
Well shit, what do I do then?

>>8917464
you could do with a trim.

>>8917458
Well that's the stupidest tough-guy freakout I've ever seen.

>>8917467
Just shave like a proper man and be comfortable with your shitty face.

>>8917454
Fair enough. I don't really want to completely reinvent myself, I just sort of feel like this whole thing has been played out and I'm bored with it. What do you think will be the evolution from this hipster Americana tumblrcore shit?

>>8917478
>le real gentlesirs shave their faces maymay

E B I N :D

Try to work where i work ( swiss banks ) with one of these hipsterish beard.

You basically got one week to get your facial hair game on point before they fire your ass.

Stop following retarded trends, look sharp.

>>8917470
tbf, I was holding back from saying broadly the same thing to him. Wasn't expecting it the other way though -- "MAYBE WHEN YOU GROW UP YOU'LL REALISE THAT THE WORLD IS ACTUALLY MUCH LESS NUANCED AND MORE STEREOTYPICAL THAN YOU THINK" is fairly novel idea, if not necessarily an intelligent one.

>>8917491
people who arent disgusting pieces of shit shave their faces yeah this might be a shock to you sorry

>>8917502
Why can't you grow facial hair? I bet you have gyno as well, don't you? Like some fucked up estrogen production and no testosterone at all.

>>8917283

plebeian trends:
>manbun (played out as fuck, every teenager sandnigger/serb faggot sports one
>HY (nuff said, a few years too late there m8)
>beards (see above)
still ok:
>buzzcut

>>8917505

Not this guy but my doc told me that the main reason i can't grow facial hair ( except paki-type mustache ) is because is because when i was a teenager i had some troubles with weight, anorexy and shit like that, and that period of very, very low weight fucked my hormones.

Or some shit like that.

tl;dr : no facial hair for me

>>8917509
>serb faggot
wot

also
>buzzcut ok
if I told you that every bydlo in Serbia had a buzzcut since 4 years ago and it looked awful, you'd change your mind

>>8917505
Those shots in the dark are really funny mate, please by all means keep your crusty shit on your face, you are doing society a favor by deflecting the girls in my direction.

>>8917509
What is in then? Mullets?

>>8917496
Not everyone is a boring cunt m80

>tfw full beard coverage but sparse in places and doesn't grow very long
f-fuck, will it fill in as I grow older /fa/?

>>8917511
forgot to write
>buzzcut if you can pull it off
aka not wearing shit with it. and with "serb faggots" I mean the 14-15 year old yugoslavs/serbs/whatever infiltrating europe. you know when something is played out as soon as adidas-wearing fuccbois try to pull it off

>>8917519
Flipping burgers and living on food stamps must be really exciting huh?

>He can't grow facial hair

>>8917525
>infiltrating europe
they're europeans you eejit. you sound american.

Shave every 2 weeks masterrace

>>8917532
>someone out there is stupid enough to believe women like pubes on men's faces
lmao
m
a
o

>>8917542
I'm a girl and I do.

>>8917544
I'm a girl and I don't.

>>8917544
>>8917551
I'm a guy and idgaf what either of you think.

>>8917544
you are more likely to be a demented neckbeard that wears dresses and puts everything up his ass, thats the kind that enjoys beards

>>8917523
pls respond

>>8917555
I'm a girl and I'm getting wet at the sight of those trips

>>8917559
no you are always going to be a retarded manchild trying to grow a beard to be "manly" or some stupid shit

>>8917509
>thinks buzzcuts are still in

>>8917265
they've been mainstream dude. shave that shit

>>8917289
why did you greentext that retard

>>8917768
Not him but I get a buzzcut about every 4 or 5 months, it's convenient and cheap when you don't care much for styling your hair.

>>8917542
Girls also hate faggoty gothninja and virgincore/memeochrome but that doesn't stop the autists here

>>8917265
Jesus fuck I hope so

>>8917928
I see loads of girls wearing all black around here and no one even knows what mems and gothninja is.

NEXT LVL TREND 2015

THE VIKING HAIRCUT

YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST

>>8918024
no one gives a fuck about that shitty show though

>>8917351
Lol.

>>8917560
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

facial hair should transcend fashion

your beard is who you are

If Hitler woke up one day and clean shaven was the coolest new trend, should he have shaven his moustache? Of course not

>>8917496
You work in one of the businesses that allow the least amount of personal expression. Don't try to rationalize your conformity.

>>8917464
Are you fat, or is the beard just making you look fat? If the latter, trim it down, because it makes you look like Al Borland...

>>8918171
Actually, that mustache was fairly popular back then. Supposedly, a lot of leaders in Europe would choose to have mustaches so that it'd be easier to get a body double for them, though I'm sure that's unconfirmed. His mustache may have simply been a tool is what I'm getting at, not a representation or symbol of who he was.

>>8917560
p-please be in london

>>8917283
I honestly agree.
HY has been played out since 2013.
Manbuns have reach full mainstream now, guys in frats at various american universities have them now. Beards have also been ruined by the 'reddit mfa art of manliness' type dudes.

>>8918193
This.

>>8917496
wow you absorbed the corporate culture pretty quick mate, grats on being exactly the kind of robot they wanted

>>8917523
it will grow in as you grow it longer

I was really insecure about my beard being uneven for a while, then someday a guy said to me,

"I wish I could grow a beard like that, when I try it ends up all patchy"

>>8918277
>>8918176

>get close to 7K$ a month with a somewhat easy job in a bank
>i should get mad and call myself a robot because i can't grow a retarded london hipster beard in this company

lol ok

sorry folks but i take the dosh over your " personal expression " any time of the fucking weeks

>>8918296
How do I get your job?

>>8918296
>$7k a month
Is this what people brag about now? Sure, it's higher than the national average but nothing to brag about.

>>8918424

>expecting to get more at 24 yo

>>8918431
Or, you could be doing something productive with life and start to make at least twice that in a few years. I hope you are or else you'll be stuck at 7k a month when you're 50

>>8917283
to be clear, they're all hugely in, so if you want to be /fa/, they're out

>>8918441
i'd be ok at 7k/mo at 50

>>8917283
buzzcut still in you cunt

>>8918521

holy jesus fuck this is so embarassing how can anyone possibly take this seriously

>>8918537
>What is fashion
Back to r/fa

>>8918521
Lmao no

>>8918443
Check out this mainstream pleb not cultivating aesthetics before they get mall tier. It's like you don't even tastemaker

>>8917265
Yeah. I think close shaven kempt beard or clean shaven if you have strong jawline is the way to go.

>>8918579
You don't even realize how bad you are being played, sucker.

>2014
>not wearing coogi sweaters
dont make me shiggy

>>8918193
I'm 5'8 135 so I don't think I'm fat. Should I just get rid of it completely?

>>8917332
>sheltered liberal arts college
>populated by fratbros
...pick 1? are you joking? am i missing blatant sarcasm? perhaps these "fratbros" aren't really fratbros, or you're misrepresenting the term? or is your school that fucking backwards and paradoxical?

>>8919053
Nah. Well few of them are in real frats but they're the kinda bro tanks with fake plastic raybans chillin with generic party girl types. My school is a little backwards. It's in Canada and most people go here because the drinking age is lower.

Quit being beetches, find something you like and get it and dont give a fuck about what some pleb on 4chan says

>>8917464
al borland?

>>8918503
yeah same here

mo money mo problems, 7k a mo/ is easily sufficient for most lifestyles

Never shave ever. No trim.

>>8920135

>>8918521
tfw no sickboy aesthetics

>>8917298
>>8917779

samefag

>>8920135
Kyle Orton shouldn't you be on /sp/

>>8917265
>are they on their way out
yes because
>Beards seem to have become pretty mainstream

>>8921174
Just like buzzcuts, parkas, skinny jeans, and bombers

>>8920135
>no trim
>not having a big mustache covering your lips

I'm doing a no trim for 5 months and both my lips are covered with my mustache you lying fuck

>>8917560
Pls be in London

>>8921524
Fair enough. So what's good now then?

>>8917411
Nice beard m8

9.8/10

>>8922179
you're a retard

>>8917411
makes you look lower class/construction worker/some other scum

>>8922184
JELLY
E
L
L
Y

>>8922155
Just do you homie who cares what's new hotness or played out

OP looks like Eric Jonrosh.

>>8917292
>tfw Girl i know who always thirsted over pics of tatted bearded slicked back hair dudes is now lesbian dating girl shaped like a fridge

>>8922184
draco malfoy over here

>>8917283
i saw a manbun last night in harvard sq

mfw

>>8917265
Birds will never go out of style. It's just prissy hipster faggots are ruining it because they think if they grow a beard it suddenly makes them a man, even though they're fat, wear uncomfortably tight skinny jeans and drink shitty white trash beer.

>>8917458
>I'M A TUFF GUI I KNOW BOUT DEM LEZBIANZ RELLY JOST LIEK COCK N MANLY NAWT GURLZ!!1!!1!!

Get out of here you autistic faggot.andedtd the was suilws was suilws

>>8921554
This is its full length. It makes fast, and often sneaks between my teeth when eating.

The beard and stache have been this length for the last 2 years

>>8917542
>still using girls as as collective
>implying all of them have the exact prefrences

>>8925614
*exact same preferences

My current crush has a beard. He's pretty babe. All of the beards in this thread look gross compared to his beard.

>>8925614

>they aren't herded through life like animals
>they are productive members of society

>>8925633
nice

>anything you may like or do is wrong and ugly and bad

>/fa/

God you all fucking suck.

>>8926269
If more than sufu and fa like it, its mainstream/dead/bad

>>8919166
>>8919053
As an English/Philosophy major at a very small (albeit public) liberal arts college, I can vouch that the coincidence of frat boys and liberal arts is NOT a contradiction.

>>8917265
If you don't see it on london/paris/NY/milano fashion week, it's out.

Buzzcuts are in as always.

>>8917464
Your stache looks really weak though. That's prolly the reason your face looks fat in that pic.
Not many seem to realize that a good-looking beard requires a strong and thick mustache. You really can't look good in a beard with weakass mustache like in that pic. In a way mustache are superior to beard coz you can sport them without a beard but it's impossible the other way round.

>>8918024
no. feudal medieval cuts are more hip

>>8917265
why would you put this forward before NoShaveNovember?

>>8917351
maybe neckbeards. a well maintained beard takes a lot more work than being clean shaven.

>>8928934
how do you maintain a beard? Mine's pretty fucking long right now but it kind of turns in on itself so as long as I don't comb it it looks pretty good. But when I "straighten" it it looks like shit.

>>8928973
set a neckline for one. beyond that it's personal preference. some people trim it all the same length with clippers and some just trim it.

>>8928998
yeah i did that already. just seems like I'd need some massive trimmers to not get it too short or do it with scissors which I can't really do. Plus is it always trimmed so that every hair is the same length? I feel like I've seen some models on here where that was not what was happening.

>>8917298

THANK YOU.

>>8928437
>buzzcuts
>in
>always

Would you say it's timeless?
*tips straight leg jeans and peacoat*

>>8917411
Handsome
>9/10

What's "in" then? 162

>>8917417

Thats cause youre a jelly faggot who cant grow a beard.

Stay 12 yrs old.

>>8918024
This shit looks footballer as fuck
any more pics?

>>8929667
Lol, this is every bearded person. People with beards (1) only talk about their beards because they are otherwise boring people and (2) think everyone else wants to have a beard like them, but reality, most of us just have masculine jawlines and don't need to hide them

>>8929685

Stay deluded little boy. I dont talk about my beard. I have a perfectly fine jaw. I grow a beard because i can and not every person is capable of doing so. Why look like everyone else?

>>8929709
Eureka! You grow a beard because without it you look like everyone else. There is nothing to you except a beard.

>>8929739
*tips hitler youth, black skinny jeans, and bomber jacket*

You sir are a king of individuality

:e)

>>8929685
>>8929739
the beard envy is strong with this one.

>>8929773
I rest my case.

>>8917411
That's a terribly unmaintained beard, dude.
Do you even trim it with scissors?
Do you even brush it?
Do you even condition it?

If your answer is no to at least 2 of those, you are what ruined beards for those of us who do take good care of them.

Short beards are always in style.

>>8917265
Beards have been out for like...seven years. Jesus, /fa/ get it together.

sexy stubble= always in
little longer= used to be in but now out
terminal beard= always in
between mid to terminal beard=currently out

>>8929820
>ignoring >>8929765


Lmao what a little virgin fuccboi bitch

>>8928113
Bull. Fratboys are all business majors. It's like their frats command it.

>>8917464

Stop trimming your fucking moustache just because it's tickling your top lip. Jesus, number one beard mistake right there. Let it grow.

>>8917265

I bet this motherfucker's never been at sea in his life.

How about Van Dykes?

>>8918739
copped a second hand coogi for $30 could not believe my luck

>>8928998
>>8929060
Thanks for the response anon
Terrible board.

Is my 1st attempt at a longer beard. Sometimes I think the red makes it look a little strange.

>>8920165

Because you didn't suffered enough bitch.

Sickboy aesthetics come from pain and shit life.

>>8931293
I think the red is the best thing about it. How long did it take to grow that out?

>>8931298
Thanks. Like 5 weeks or so, I started with a short but full beard.

>>8931293
How do I tell you nicely that I hate it?
And I have a beard.
What is your height and weight?
What kind of haircut do you have?
Ugh/

>>8931298
My gf says I'm starting to look a Dubliner

>>8931314
I'm 6' 200lb. What don't you like about it?

>>8931321
Not a fan of fat people in general.
Not a fan of fat people with beards.
Don't read past this line if your feelings are easy to hurt
I don't like how the middle of your mustache just doesn't exist.
I don't like the bald spots on both sides of the middle of the under part of your beard.
Both of these things are disgusting to me.
Not to mention the scars(?) or really really shitty hair growth on your cheeks above your beard.
Just horrible looking.
Imagining that mouth moving, not pleasant to me.

>>8931337
I do need to clean up the cheeks but it's 5am where I'm at.
Bald Spots?
Also, I do have a scar under my left eye from hockey.
Let's see your beard gorgeous.

>>8931337
>I don't like how the middle of your mustache just doesn't exist.
>I don't like the bald spots on both sides of the middle of the under part of your beard.

Just wanted to point out that this is a very common thing amongst people with brown hair/pale skin and whatnot. It looks totally fine to me also.

Anyways: talk shit, post beard.

>>8931337
wow what a pretentious shit you are.

>>8931354
I told you not to read past that line if you were too thin skinned. You ask for opinions I give them. You ma not want to read this post if you get upset by other people.

>I do need to clean up the cheeks but it's 5am
So then don't post your horrible beard. You wouldn't post in a hair thread after not showering for two weeks. Same applies here.
>Bald Spots?
See the circles in my attached picture, it looks disgusting to me.
>Also, I do have a scar under my left eye from hockey.
Not what I was referring to, didn't even notice it. No need to be sensitive about it, only part of the picture you shouldn't feel ashamed of in my opinion of course.
>Let's see your beard gorgeous.
You forgot to say no homo.
>Just wanted to point out that this is a very common thing amongst people with brown hair/pale skin and whatnot. It looks totally fine to me also.
Good for you and him then. Not like I have to be clinically right. He said his beard looked strange and posting a picture of it implied he wanted opinions. In my opinion if you can't grow that don't grow a beard.
>Anyways
Disgusting
>>8931371
Pretty sure all three posts are our little ugly leprechaun friend but pretentiousness has nothing to do with it.

>>8931383
>spends time in paint to criticize
>doesn't even post his "beard"
>Is probably 12

>>8931383
Actually if that thing on the right side of the picture above the beard line is the scar you're talking about then yeah, it does look bad and you should be upset with yourself/you guardians for choosing to play hockey. Can't be /fa/ then don't know why you're here.
>>8931401
>time in paint
ha
also
>projection
>samefag

>>8931383
>Being this autistic

Holy shit mate, holy shit.

>>8931365
>>8931371
Those weren't me.
I have no regrets about playing hockey.
Alright, just post that glorious beard you're rocking and put me to shame.

>>8931420
Wow m8
I'm very curious as to how your beard looks. Clearly you must be on par with Zeus. Post pics or leave effay 4vr

It's a beard off motherfucker!

>>8931420
This is how I imagine you look like.

>>8931453
jesus fucking christ this isn't a competition at all. You posted your fucking beard and said you thought it might look stupid, you fucking mong. so I told you what I thought about it. But oh no.

Here's my beard, it doesn't matter but because you've same fagged this hard fine, look at it. If you like your fucking beard and you get love and attention and bitches, cool, good for you, I'm happy for anyone like that. But then you probably wouldn't be asking about it on an image board because people in real life would have already validated it.

>grow beard out
>shave it
>panic when I go to stroke my beard and it's not there

>>8931514
No cheek coverage at all but, most importantly, no jaw at all.

Sucks to be you.

>>8931514
Dude you have the least masculine jawline I've ever seen and the beard makes it more accentuated

>>8917265

Mustaches are the future