/fa/ - Fashion

>>8728439
Your hair is certainly not your worst feature.

>>8728439
The back needs some blending

looks autistic from the back

wheres your jawline

where's your chin going

They fucked the back up
It doesn't properly fit your face
Your recessed chin and poor skin care give you a disadvantage anyway

>>8728460
i fucking died

this

from the back you look like your dad punished you and cut your hair with a bowl on top

No, the back is fucked but its mostly just your face.

How do I fix the back, what do you reccomend

>>8728439
What in the fuck did they do to your back holy shit

Also, your chin is very recessed. You should accept that if you already haven't, for the sake of your own mental health.

>>8728439
Lose fat, you've bulked enough. Your jawline is gone.

>>8728439
your hair is fine

>>8728501
go to a barber that isn't blind that wont give you the bowlcut just for kicks

I understand I need to lose weight and shit, I am working on the back now, expect pics soon

>>8728501
If you have a machine, you can cut it yourself
also
>not cutting your own hair
It's really not that hard

Hopefully fixed, I need a second opinion on this

>>8728661
5 bucks this dudes barber is his mom

>>8728661
you went too far up mang

just buzz it now

>>8728661
buzz it. I'm serious. You've ruined your hair

>>8728681
20 bucks says he's doing it himself

>>8728661
Lol

buzz, regrow hair to get better cut. In the meanwhile find a better barber.

i mean..it's not terrible. but your face doesnt really give you much room for these wonky fringe hairstyles.

people with good facial structure can pretty much wear their hair however the fuck they want

>>8728691
>>8728698

Some new barber, not going back there again

>>8728711
>says new barber
>so fucking obvious it was himself
>but it was his first time
>technically it was a "new barber"

D E V I L I S H T A C T I C S

>>8728711
you lying little shit i can still see the hair on your fucking shoulders

>>8728711
Buzz it man. You have the facial structure for it.

>>8728707
I do reilize that my face and neck and chin, aren't that good, and I am working on that, I am more concerned about the hair
>>8728719
Was new barber, would never in a million years give myself a bowl like that
>>8728724
see before pictures, I came back then fixed it when I heard how shit it was

>>8728724
also the towels and electric razer on his left..

>>8728711
>shirtless
>hair on shoulders
>dat uneven buzz lol
>not even a deaf barber with downs could fuck up a buzz

i'm loling so fucking hard over here man

>>8728738
im dead man
this kid cut his own fucken bowl cut lmao

>>8728750
i mean the really funny part is how much he's trying to deny it

like in the op pic the buzz is already uneven (goes up way further on the right side of his head than the left, look at his right ear goddamn)

op let us see the buzz pls

I'm laughing so hard

That face

That haircut

That blatant compulsive lie

>>8728825
thread of the day

>>8728825
>>8728850

good day indeed because i have two more 16 years old trips to add to my filter list

buzz it OP

you guys are retarded. the hair on his shoulders is from when he cleaned up the back poorly

why the fuck would he care about fucking up a haircut he cut himself? that's not embarrassing, it's funny and expected

>>8728661
is this a joke ?

>>8728886
I wish it was

>>8728879

there was only two people retarded enough to not understand that and it was two trips

it's funny how shit is expected sometimes

Did I at least do OK on the fix up, at least is isn't a bowl anymore

>>8728899
the hair doesnt matter you look like shit go do something about that worry about the hair later

>>8728899
chew some gum man. holy shit that chin. go get a recommendation from a dentist/orthodontist for some oral surgey .

best thread 2013

>>8728895
never said any of that bud. I was laughing at OP's pic and how /fa/ reacted to it.

and this is why people block out their faces on 4chan.

that isn't an insult directed towards OP more /fa/ being dicks anonymously for the sake of it

OP tho try to lose weight if you're currently not hungry skeleton, and thank god that us men are blessed with beards to hide our imperfections

obviously it looks falls because he cut it himself. but did he really go to high up and its unfixable? cause i often see short back an sides which are on that height. at least when i google it i see a lot which have it high up like this (but obviously cut cleaner). even that one direction dude who you'd think has a barber that know his shit.

>>8728956
i guess not, but he's going to have to blend it at some point. buzzing it up past the crown (which he did) means he's going to have to have very little on top, and he's going to have to buzz up the sides quite a bit.

and ffs op if you try and buzz up the sides further, at least make it symmetrical okay buddy? honestly i'd just buzz it all off, or you might have to go to a barber rather than do it yourself and claim you went to a barber. don't try and fix it yourself if you're not willing to buzz it completely in the inevitable case that you fuck it up again

>>8728899
no you buzzed way too fucking far up, now you have to do the sides to match AND you still have to blend it to the top. you literally just made more work for yourself

>>8728879
because he's claiming that a barber did the first one, when it was fucking obvious he did it himself. not that it's a bad thing to cut your own hair, but to do a bad fucking job and then compulsively lie about it is completely hilarious man. sorry you don't have a sense of humor

>>8729290
Not the guy you replied to, but I've definitely got a bowl cut from a barber before when I wanted my hair thinned. He was saying the new barber was the one who cut his hair the first time, and everybody assumed he was talking about the second time, which he did do himself. Dumb thread.

haircut's not that bad, but you are like me and have an unfortunate convex facial profile. I still haven't found out how to deal with it :/

>>8728661
fucked up your crown
any barber realizes you should cut the crown
and you did
congrats.

>>8728661
its fine now

>>8730402
total qt 3.14

>>8730402
masculine looking but at least she has nice eyes

>>8730402
bobs are out, hunny!

>>8728456
this

>>8730402
<3 london?

>>8730402
you're ok looking, your nose is big tho

>>8730402
K A N S A S
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>>8730456
oh lawd

>>8730456
you 10 bro?

>>8730470
wat
>>8730476
18

>>8730456
niggas name is NORM

>>8730479
thats embarrassing

>>8728439
The nape hair is way too long. You need to almost shave it bare and slowly fade it up to your crown.
Also OP just use your hair rn to practice on, buzz it all off then try it again when your hair is longer and maybe u might not end up with a bowl cut then a bald spot on ur crown

>>8730456
>2015
>named Norm

>>8730515
its my dads work shirt, I borrowed it for work. I help make parts for Chevrolet, 250$ a day
my names not any better
..no one finds me qt?

>>8730456
you look like chandler parsons (nba player look him up)

>>8730529
i do :)
just try a different hairstyle

>>8730546
<3
that was for work i just pushed it over, typical hy normally.
ive been on night shift so i always look like shit
another pic sorry for pleb starbucks

>>8730541
<3 thanks but hes way cuter
>>8730476
>>8730470
>>8730484
>>8730488
post face

ur just fucking ugly dude it happens... idk what to tell you for the hair, maybe get ur barber to fix the back but damn ur face is like 4/10 at best

>>8730619
>post about hair
>unnecessary hate unrelated to this hair
never change, /fa/

>>8730623
there is a very close relationship between your hair and your face. your face is the determining factor in what kind of hair is going to look good on you, and when you're that ugly your hair just doesn't really matter.

>>8730529
I think you're qt but I like teh femboys

Lose some weight you fat cunt.

>>8728711
>some new barber
>cut hair is still visible on the shoulders
lmaooooooo

>>8730666
yeah ok whatever anon
nice evil trips tho

>>8728439
You've inspired me to grow out my hair and give myself a bowl cut just for shits and giggles

Thank you OP I will post pictures in a couple months

>>8730565
oo qt
but i feel like the only way i'd describe your dick is also cute. post legs now how tall r u

>>8730971
this is a real mans jawline

>>8730971
pls no, u r 2 qt for such shame

actually i was thinking about cutting my hair myself at the end of the semester, giving progress pics and getting hints from /fa/ as i go. do it as like a saturday project

>>8730971
You're asian, which means you probably already had a bowlcut for the majority of your life.

>>8728439
hahaha look at that weak ass chin

>>8730971
>>8731035
>>8731183
samefag gtfo

>>8730671
thanks
>>8731029
im 6'1 / 186 cm
>>8728439
>>8730402
dont worry i have a very bad convex profile. and im pretty hungry as far as skeletons go

>>8728439
You are the only person that kind of resembles how I look, especially that underbite and puffy lips

Why are people saying he's so ugly? Looks p normal to me, Jay Z is way uglier

>>8732319
hes not ugly, he just has bitch boy features

>>8732214
What's up with your body? You should eat at least 3500 kcal per day for a few months while hitting the gym.
How do you feel comfortable in your girly body?

>inb4 skeletons rationalizing that thinner is better for some reasons which only make sense in malnutrishioned anorexic heads

>>8732325
na m8 id love to be huge. I used to be anorexic so ive came a long way, and i eat about 4000 calories a day. Problems i face include muh genetics/metabolism, being vegan, and being a competitive skateboarder (its like manditory cardio)
ive even got help from a doctor and a dietitian but couldnt break 150 at 6'1

>>8732354
I'm sorry if I sounded rude.

I went from 75 kg @ 193cm / 6'4 to 94kg in 5 months this year. I pretty much dirty bulked all day. When I felt like puking I ate some more. Also hit the gym.

I used to skate a lot during my bulk, also went swimming, jogging and playing soccer.

Being vegan sucks though. Can't just go to a fast food restaurant and eat half the burgers there.

Good luck mate

>>8732354
>4000 kcals a day
>not gaining weight
>muh genetics
You should start counting your calories instead of guessing them

>>8732325

go back to fit you cancerous fucking faggot no one care about your body insecurites here

take a chill pill bro. you are getting way too excited about something someone said over the internet

>>8732383
daily diet
>1 bowl oatmeal smothered in oil/ fruit
>1/2lb tofu +1/2 large can of kidney beans (smothered in oil)
sometimes twice if im feeling hungry
>220g potato chips
>300g corn chips + large bowl guacamole (smothered in oil)

the guac includes 750g of dark red kidney beans and takes sometimes 3 hours to eat

>>8732379
<3

>>8732383
>>8732405
oh and 200g of spinach. sometimes i have 2 bags of chips, and sometimes a protein shake

>>8732405
As I said, it's harder to bulk as a vegan.
But chips and other snacks alone would have been too dirty for my taste.

I found a site with vegan bulking meals.

http://dailyveganeats.tumblr.com/post/54019293463/how-to-bulk-up-without-meat

your hair is ok you should rather worry about your jawline

>>8732427
thanks g
i eat too many chips, so many that one of my skate sponsors made me a sticker

its dirty but very cheap, convenient, etc
thanks for the support

>>8732405
>>8732405
hat isnt close to 4000 cals you dumb vegan cunt

also, the level of samefagging and shit posting in this thread is ridiculous

first the guy lies about cutting his own hair, then some faggot comes in and tries to start a convo with some uggo girl. then he proceeds to call himself a qt in a few posts or the girl just has really low standards, then the asian fuccboi takes a selfie and samefags "wow nice jaw" and "qt" when hes average as fuck

i've never been on so early in my time zone, is this always what its like? fuck

>>8732405
>being vegan
>year 2014 of our lord

let's be real- if you ate 4000 kcals per day at your current height and weight, you would gain some weight

>>8732582
post face
the asian guy seems like the only one who has samefagged


the guac+corn chips alone is almost 3000 cal, and i didnt even include the 4 tbs of olive oil when i typed it out, which is 480 calories and 86% daily fat

>>8732675
i honestly don't give two shits about what you say. the fact is if you ate 4000 calories per day at that weight you would gain something. it would help if you didnt have a shit diet. i dont need to post my face for the same reason i dont need to hit on some random girl in a thread

What do you guys put in your hair to make it smooth and shiny yet hold it in place?
Moose? Gel? Or??

>>8732354
vegans are faggots

>>8732741

depends what style you're going for. most of the times, mouse and a blowdryer are good enough.

pomade is for faggots, but it makes it shiny. doesnt hold for shit tho.

>>8732813
Any specific product you or anyone uses/recommends?

Your hair looks fine after the fix. Yea, you have a shit jawline, but I wouldn't sweat it. Just because you don't look like a model doesn't mean that you won't look fashionable to the general population.

>>8728724
top kek