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8685679 No.8685679[DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

How do I be Alex Turner?

>> No.8685688

>>8685679
Ignore the fa streetwear circle jerk, go greasercore, which is what the heritage fashion world is heading towards (besides the ones going techwear)

>> No.8685702

>>8685688
lol I have no sense of fashion
I have no idea what any of those words meant :s

>> No.8685799

Kill yourself and hope to be reborn to Mr. and Mrs. Turner.

>> No.8685844

>>8685679
have massive confidence and a great hairline

>> No.8685867

be talentless hack who happens to look ugly and have difficulty getting a qt3.14gf, make a band and having the luck of being the (best) teenie friendzone band of this half decade. get slowly coinfident by slaming white tards. dress as how ever you consider fashionably - what ever you have seen in music magazines

>> No.8685898

>>8685702
lrk mr

>> No.8685936

>>8685679
be a massive talentless faggot

>> No.8686000

>>8685867
>>8685936
top jelly

>> No.8686063

>>8686000
talentless faggot detected

>> No.8686069

>>8686063
That is in fact true, doesn't make alex turner any less talented though. Bitch!

>> No.8686153

>>8685679
get brutally ass raped by Josh Homme so he allows you to copy his music, how he dresses, and how he acts. All it takes is one studio session, it's fairly easy.

>> No.8686164

>>8686069
>i like alex cock
he is less than talented

>> No.8686181
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8686181

yall faggots need more alex turner

>> No.8686191

>>8686181
>>8685688
Greasercore isn't a real thing

Greaser revival is literally only being done by this inbred cretin, mfa, and Left Field NYC

>> No.8686864

>>8685867
>have difficulty getting a qt gf
He was with Alexa Chung dude

>> No.8686869

>>8686153
lately this has been the truth. but some of the qotsa b-sides Josh hands out to Alex are pretty fun.

>> No.8686941

>>8686181
>he plays a gibson les paul custom
>he must be good at guitars
>he must be effay

>> No.8687408

>>8685679
Go to bed, Alan, manlets cant be /fa/

>> No.8687418

i think his look is so corny but whatever

>> No.8687419

>>8686864
alexa chung is serious horseface
his current gf is waaay better

>> No.8687474

>>8686164
>has never seen arctic monkeys live
I pity you

>> No.8687696

>>8687474
I saw them last summer and it was boring as fuck
tho it was already after he'd gone all greaser and idgaf

>> No.8687711

>>8687696
boring, sure. still the tightest band ive ever seen, with the coolest frontman. dunno whats more to expect from a rock band, its not like a punk show where the vocalist may randomly assault a crowd member/break a bottle on his face

>> No.8687736

>>8687711
>the coolest frontman
lmao he was acting like he was cool shit and bored all the time
nigga you gotta see Nick Cave live

>> No.8687763

>>8687711
The best bands live that I've seen are Touche Amore, Circa Survive, and mewithoutyou.

>> No.8687771

>>8687763
gay

>> No.8687793

>>8687771
Lol, arctic monkeys are terrible though.

>> No.8687815

>>8687793
truth

>> No.8687895

>>8685679
Become an enormous faggot. Basically it.

>> No.8687922

Be lead singer of great band, think you're too good and that you've grown up, drive it into the ground.

>> No.8688015

>>8687793
you've got massive shit taste if you think AM is terrible, either that or you must enjoy taking it up the ass you massive faggot. Go fucking listen to your lincoln park fag.

>> No.8688023

So much jelly in this thread holy fuck you are all pathetic.

>> No.8688059

make bad music
lol

>> No.8688060

>>8688015
Pffft listen to this pleb.
>Armpit monkeys
>Not shitty collegekidcore

>> No.8688075
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8688075

>>8688015
>if you don't like AM you're a faggot
I don't think that's how it works
also
>mfw AM and LP share the same fanbase