/fa/ - Fashion

>>8324189
what's the point?

>>8324189
that would smell so bad

>>8324223
better tan

>>8324285
I love tanning my dick tho

>>8324242
you mean "heavenly"

>>8324189
i can't find women's underwear sexy anymore. it just reminds me of how disgusting women are in contrast to how dainty and girly their underwear is.

>>8324223
says right there in the image, bruh.
prevents unsightly pantie-lines showing through skirts

>walking down the street new undies
>step too wide
>it falls off
>blows away in the wind

welp

how do they stay on? vaginal suction force and ass clench?

also what about secretions, etc?

This is good

why do they come in poop brown

>>8324356
probably sticks on like those strapless, bandless bras

>>8324366
For niggettes would be my guess

>>8324189
Stop reminding me of how thirsty I am.

>>8324189
the only thing i can think of is pencil skirts

You could always try wearing less form fitting skirts, but then how would you show off your ass and be uncomfortable all day?

>>8325257
No show underwear exists. I'm guessing it's for costumes or dresses that have slits or bare parts near the hip.

>>8324189
Are those even panties

>>8327326

If you owned the business would you market it as no-line strapless rag?

>>8324425
sides

>>8324189
OP, what the fuck were you searching?

god damn that is so fucking sexy

This is for all those dumb slags who think wearing leggings as pants is acceptable.

>>8324326
>how disgusting women are
wut mang
can i get some horror stories i only slept with decent women, clean and pussy smelling like love & cotton

also doesn't that whatever dirtiness (not in the filthy literal sense) make it more sexy? it's the special curtain that only a selected few get to peek behind, it's the place the most private and personal to us etc etc

>>8327716
this shit reads like some neckbeard virgin diary

>special curtain

pls anon pls halt

>>8327716
idk, maybe i'm weird. the thought of sex grosses me out unless i'm really horny and then I feel awful and disgusted again after cumming

>>8327348

mad lol

>>8324354
if that sort of movement is possible while wearing a skirt then your doing it wrong.

>>8327716
>it's the special curtain that only a selected few get to peek behind, it's the place the most private and personal to us etc etc
This sounds so autistic

>>8327755
truth, bruv, sex is gross.

and not just on paper, in practice too.

all these crybaby virgins....

>>8327811
The best part about sex s the smell, the girls wetness, distinct scent... so, basically, yes, fuck all kissless virgins and their ideal of "pure", nonsweaty, nonsmelly sex

>>8327841
potato, potato.

although we're saying the same thing at it's core

>>8327736
>>8327786
topkek just read it again, i sound like a neckbeard virgin :^(

my apologies for the misunderstanding

>>8327853
Poh-tay-toe poh-tay-toe?
You mean "poh-tay-toe poh-tah-toe?"

i love the future

can you imagine watching a girl put of those on

do they have a youtube channel or something

>>8327883

>>8327896

incoming derail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOETZRCOpiQ

>>8327913
my dick

>>8327913
why would you pick black? it looks a bit like a merkin

>>8327913

>and I know a thing or two about panties, trust me

>thanks fa

>>8327913
Why are women so unfunny?

>>8328226
lack of relatability and need to develop the proper way to phrase a joke.

>>8327913
pantylines wouldn't even exist if women didn't insist to wear ridiculously tight clothing, especially the barf inducing yoga pants

>>8324242
Good depending on who's wearing.

>>8324356
>what about secretions
That's what underwear is for in the first place.

>>8328256
>barf inducing yoga pants
nigga u gay

>>8327701
Stop complaining man. You faggots are gonna kill slut fashion.

>>8327716
I think the nastiness of it is even more sexy. I like the smell of sex and a woman's natural odors. Even if a woman is clean there's still the grossness of it. But I tend to like that. If sex were clean and sanitary it would feel artificial. Then again I prefer the natural look over make up, blonde hair and fake tits.

>>8327811
>>8327841
Fuckin' yes. I love the strong yet good smell.

>>8328655
>>8328662
being turned on by yoga pants

Good fucking god men are so shit tier these days. A miniskirt will do WAY more than tights-as-pants bullshit AND look way better.

You men give slut fashion a bad reputation with your shit taste, step your game up uglies.

>>8328226
Because they don't need humor to make friends and just focus on THEIR emotions and experiences.

>>8328256
Go back to the 1800's faggot.

>>8328686
no, seriously, you're a grill though, right?

>>8324326
Fucking this.

>>8328671
>prefer the natural look
>ew blonde hair

You're probably one of them faggots that thinks women who wear layers of foundation and blend it in well are "natural". lmao it's so easy how you guys are fooled.

>yeah babe just got on some chapstick and moisturizer

>>8328686
I'm an ass man (yeah, I'm black). At the end of the day seeing the dimensions of a girls ass is going to turn me on no matter what. Skirts don't do much for me, as I don't really give a fuck about thighs (though it can look cute). I love looking at a girl with a big ass with super tight pants. I could give two fucks if it is fashionable or done improperly. It will always look good to me.

>>8327716
You've obviously never been with women whose anuses smell like they took a shit literally 2 minutes ago or vaginas that smell like a mix of trash and mike tyson's armpits

>>8324326
>>8328696
>not liking the gross parts of girls
Are you guys asexual?

>>8328695
I could be a grill, I could be a sausage, but I sure as hell can't be both

>>8324189
Horrifying.

I hate taking my gf's clothes to the laundromat with me, because I know the bottom of that laundry bag is going to smell so bad.

I have no fucking clue how people can jack off to well-worn women's underwear. The smell is nauseating.

>>8328701
>ass man
>yeah, I'm black

I'M REPORTING YOU TO THE SJW POLICE

Everyone's got their own thing, I don't care, but to label slut fashion as yoga pants/tights as pants, is literally killing slut fashion

>>8328700
No, my point is I don't like the generic American sexy girl with her hair died blonde and huge tits. I get a sense of inauthenticity. I like the more natural looking hair and body.

>>8328710
>evasive
>bad sense of humor
confirmed for girl

>>8328709
Do you think women like the smell of sweaty balls and man ass? No.
Men are allowed to be equally disgusted with shit personal hygiene on women.

>>8328716
I bought a pair of the Internet and I violently gagged when I opened the packaging and caught a whiff.

>>8328705
Woah. That's when you know you're fucking with an unclean and most likely fat chick. The women I've been with have never smelled bad. There's the natural body smell but I've never literally smelled shit or anything that was unbearable. I would bail out if a girl smelled THAT bad. I'd hope a girl wouldn't smell worse than myself, and my ass definitely doesn't smell like I just took a shit.

>>8327913
I NEED TO HAVE SEX ALREADY GAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWD THIS SHIT IS TOO MUCH

>>8328717
>but to label slut fashion as yoga pants/tights as pants, is literally killing slut fashion
What do you mean? I don't consider yoga pants or tights to be slut fashion per se.

>>8328739
I went down on a girl 3-4 weeks ago. I lasted about 5 seconds and had to come up for air. Holy shit it was horrendous. I gagged and had tears in my eyes when she left. I've been with girls who taste ok, so I know that this bitch was nasty.

>>8328730
My ex like the smell of my balls. To be honest I even like the smell of my balls a little. Semen tends to smell like cake batter and doesn't necessarily smell bad, similar to a woman's vagina. There's a strong smell but it isn't bad like shit or anything. But my body doesn't really smell all that bad to be honest and I'm pretty well groomed and hygienic.

>>8328716
What do they smell like? Is it similar to male underwear?

>>8328730
Man I get man ass being gross, but for some reason I love the smell of my junk, when its semi-clean

>>8328748
Yah, or maybe it was a bad day. Should've told her to take a shower. Some women can get ridiculous after a long day's work.

>>8328758
because its yours, of course you're going to take a liking to them generally speaking.

>>8328758
Shave your ass then clean it. Omg it's god tier smelling. My ass doesn't even smell much different than female ass minus the pussy smell,

>>8328763
I don't like my armpit must or farts or shit.

>>8328777
>implying you have to like all scents on your body

You're still naturally inclined to like scents on your body even if you dislike a majority of them. Sorryboutit

>>8328758
women's underwear have a tendency to ride up the ass crack all day. I don't wear underwear at all and my jawnz never smell, even after months of no-wash. it's all about where the fabric goes all day.

>>8328790
>You're still naturally inclined to like scents on your body even if you dislike a majority of them
You're naturally inclined to like scents on a girl you think is sexy, and she is naturally inclined to like scents on a guy she thinks is sexy.

>>8328809
Mine sometimes ride up my crack
But I have exceptional anal hygeine so they barely smell

I don't know how I lived when I only used toilet paper to wipe my ass

I'm a NEET so I spend 90% of my time bottomless or in breezy underwear so my junk always stays relatively fresh

What a gross thread

>>8328860
Drown in our musk, anon

>>8328825

How u clean dat love tunnel tho?

>>8328882
Copious moist wipes
Sometimes I sanitize my party hole after a pee too just to keep it nice n' fresh.

>>8328686
godamn faggot stop shitposting

>>8328686
Based.

Liking girls wearing leggings is about as pleb as you can get

>>8328908
Based on faggotry.

>>8328892
>Copious moist wipes
all dat wastefulness. i just use water and soap

>>8328941
>soap
>on your bunghole
Nope. Enjoy your crusty flaking skin.

>>8328986
What? You don't wash your ass with soap?

>>8328997
No. Warm water is enough, same as for your dick.

>>8329028
It makes skin flaky?

>>8328986
use lotion you filthy cunt

who doesnt use soap on their ass..

Back in sixth form the things that got me through the day was when some girl would bend over the table or walk up the stairs or something in front of you and you'd get that glimpse of panty line on that ass

Bonus points if they're wearing a pencil skirt
Bonus bonus points if they're wearing tights too

fuck

anyone else have a hairy, perma shit stained ass?

I do. Doesn't smell though

>>8329133
Shave your ass. Thank me later.

>>8329140
I've heard horror stories

What about when the hair comes back in and its all sharp? brb rash for days

>>8329176
It's the same as when you shave your pubes, but not itchy. The insides of your butt is a lot less sensitive than most of your skin. Mine doesn't come back that sharp but then again I'm not that hairy. But it is worth the cleanliness. I've never had problems.

>>8329176
never experienced any rash
i shave once a month: underarms, pubes, testicles, ass.

Report this useless junk.

It is a group effort to keep /fa/ clean of shitposts like this.

>>8329198
Fuck off cunt

>>8328986
0/10

You don't need to shave your pubes or ass hair. It's there for a reason. Enjoy your ingrown hairs and infections.

>>8329198
Tell the po-po hoe.

>>8329303
>infections
You more likely to get infections and cysts in yo nasty ass if it's got hair and shit in it. Girls don't like a fuckin' wilderness. I've yet to get an ingrown hair but I usually don't shave that clean.

>>8329775
You're a virgin and watch too much porn if you think everyone should be neatly shaved down there.

Before waxing, bleaching and laser hair removal everyone just let it grow. Rewind 20 years ago and everyone had a bush.

It's a well known fact shaving irritates the skin and cuts open wounds for infection, not to mention ingrown hairs, rashes and thrush.

>>8331244
Rewind 50 years and people bathed once a week. Let's go back to that too shall we?

>>8328701
The only thing i do not like is yoga pants+SUPER HEAVY WINTER CLOTHING on top+fucking uggs or some ugly-ass boots

>>8331263
HURR DURR

The only reason people shave their pubes is for aesthetic reasons. There are no medical or hygiene pros or cons to not shaving.

Porn has made everyone self conscience. As long as you shower everyday then you're not gonna have any problems.

>>8331833
>implying a bushy vagina doesn't taste and smell disgusting after a day of having been wetted with piss and discharge.
Face it you old moron, vaginas with shaved or waxed pubes taste and smell better and you don't get pubes in your mouth. It takes me about 5 minutes once a week to shave mine too, so don't come out with some idiotic comment about women and the media and porn. It takes 5 minutes and I never get razor burn or rashes because I'm not a stupid fucker who buys cheap razors.

>>8332129
post pic

>>8332129
I'm assuming his response will be something about hurr faggot real men love natural women and natural women smell. I suppose he thinks women shouldn't use deodorant or bathe either.

>>8332129

/thread

>>8332143
This isn't /b/

>>8332129
landing strip is best, no trim looks weird to me

>>8324242
What's it like being 15?

lets be real here.

women are fucking idiots.

>>8328755
i love the smell of my nuts and idk why

>>8332129
this.

unfortunately its not nearly as easy for me to shave my cock and balls. but i try to keep things neat.

>>8328728

Best way to trim or shave your pubes?

I usually use one of the small beard trimmers, it doesn't really work well on the balls or shaft though. Kind of awkward. Also I don't want to use a wet razor because I'll probably injure myself.

Thoughts on hair removal cream?

>>8332737
Razor isn't bad, it's pretty hard to hurt yourself. or maybe I just have BALLS OF STEEL

>>8332737
Use a high-end vibrating wet razor, eg Gillette fusion prof life power. Use shaving foam or the gel that foams up. Shave downwards.

>>8332129
Fuck you anon that greentext made me gag

>>8333311
Topkek

>>8333333
>>8333333
nice

>>8329075
It doesn't if you use a soap with moisturizer, anon is just a faggot and doesn't wash.

>>8329133
try literal no-poo

>>8328755
this. when they're not overpowering they smell the best.pussy and balls.

>>8328734
Jesus Christ, /jp/

>>8328256
I'm with you man. I love a skirt/dress or loose pants on woman/girl.
And i don't even mind some panty lines to show when they do wear tight pants.

But really , there's no need for tight clothing unless it's utilitarian.

>>8328226
Genetics. They didn't need humor, so they didn't develop one.

Boy shorts is the only way to go.
There's no need for anything else

>>8328716

Your gf is a dirty whore. The women I've dated just had a typical mild smell down there and their panties never got gross.

They didn't shave, either, so all the shit that gets posted about that is either from guys with nasty girls or women who're trying to defend their questionable fashion choices.

>>8335547
>genetics
you best be trolling

>>8335885 nope, he's not trolling, just referencing a specific Christopher Hitchens video in which Hitch describes in hilarious and entertaining fashion how Women are not funny
>>8335547

>>8335566
This is my thing

>>8335566
my nigga

>>8335566
thongs = ye would fuck if the ass is fat
boy shorts = would cuddle and marry and love and do silly things with and live happily ever after

I want a cute slightly tomboyish gf who watches anime and listens to cool music and is chill and sweet asdfghjkl;
I also want a girl with a fat fucking ass to plow every night

this is my dilemma

>>8335566
> boy shorts
>no room for penis and scrotum
pick one

>>8328256
So is that outfit supposed to not be barf inducing? Because it is. Take your yesstyle coreafag shit to the appropriate section of tumblr.

>>8335547
>there's no need for tight clothing unless it's utilitarian.
Talk about redundancy. There's not need for something unless the specific feature can be utilized. Yes, son. That's what "need" means.

>>8331263
>Rewind 50 years and people bathed once a week.
are you joking
are you retarded
do you realize 50 years ago was the 60s

>>8332129
>It takes 5 minutes and I never get razor burn or rashes because I'm not a stupid fucker who buys cheap razors.
It would depend on your skin really but the idea that men or women should be completely shaved is retarded.

>hurr girls shouldn't have hair on their head because it gets caught in my mouth when I'm kissing their neck and has the potential to smell bad if they don't wash it

>>8335945
in reality most women own and wear both

>this is my dilemma
>i see partners as archetypes meant to fill a void in my life instead of actual people
ok

>>8333881
I lold

>>8336003
I suppose you think tying a baby down and ripping the foreskin away from his dick and slicing it off is ok?

>>8328734
>I bought a pair of the Internet

>>8336095
Why would I think that? What does that have to do with this?

>this whole thread
y'all are fucking thirsty, half of you act like women don't sweat and scorn the other half that are real.
vaginas aren't fucking heaven, they're vaginas. Vaginas sweat and smell and do various things just like penises.

They aren't even very good lubricators, the stuff evaporates quickly and it only creates the lube once so if you run out I hope she likes spit.

and that underwear is fucking stupid, it would smell like ass since it clings onto her butt for dear life.

>>8336641
>and it only creates the lube once
dude what?

>>8336710
as in, the girl gets turned on and wet, but it stops making the wet stuff in excess after a few minutes into sex and just barely keeps it flowing afterward.

>>8336710
>>8336727
Yeah, you end up needing lube after a half hour of sex. Or if she's under 20, about 45 minutes. I think younger bartholin glands are more active or something.

>>8327913
When they started dancing I wanted to kill myself.

>>8336787
>has never had sex

>>8336787
this is total shit, from my experience girls only dry up after a 3rd or 4th fuck of the day

>>8337075
>every girl is exactly the same

>>8331833
>The only reason people shave their pubes is for aesthetic reasons. There are no medical or hygiene pros or cons to not shaving.
Nah. I'd say there are hygienic reasons. Hair produces sweat. There is definitely nothing wrong with keeping the bush, but it is much cleaner without it; same for one's ass. But women expect men to at least trim these days as it is more aesthetic or at least to modern tastes. If I was about to fuck a girl and she had a full on bush I'd be less turned on than if it were trimmed or shaved. Just looks better imo.

>>8332129
>It takes 5 minutes and I never get razor burn or rashes because I'm not a stupid fucker who buys cheap razors.
I use cheap razors and still don't get rashes, bumps or anything.

>>8337779

hair doesn't produce sweat you idiot. Hair actually wicks oils away from the skin don't you don't get all slimy.

>>8335901
Christopher Hitchens wasn't retarded enough to say it was genetics. He said they don't need it therefore don't develop it throughout their lives. If it were genetics it would affect men too.

>>8336003
>the idea that men or women should be completely shaved is retarded.
I'd say at least trim if they're trying to impress the opposite sex. That is the standard these days. Growing a bush out is equivalent to men growing their facial hair naturally and not touching it. It is not attractive to modern people.

>>8336641
>They aren't even very good lubricators, the stuff evaporates quickly and it only creates the lube once so if you run out I hope she likes spit.
You aren't getting bitches wet enough bruh. They're great lubricators.

>>8337795
Hair doesn't "produce" sweat but hair increases the chance of sweating. Read a bio book nigga.

>>8337795
>Hair actually wicks oils away from the skin don't you don't get all slimy.
What?